So,we've had a new sensation on the Miiverse thread.
Let me introduce you to "Volbeat", who made a fanfic called "Twisting Fates" and, well...
I like to thank @
Dragomire for finding and compiling all these posts.
All credit goes to him, I'm just paraphrasing.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNmnKX2A
This was the first time it came up. Plot would change later.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoePKsJw
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNm41Nkw
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Posts go from "Part 1" downwards.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFKCOrA
And so, it begins, and to a "wonderful" start.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNmwXreg (Removed by admins)
This one was removed by admins.
But apparently it went like "porky tried to explain to amy that inter-species romance was a sin against his empire, but amy wouldn't have it, Amy in a desperate attempt to woo porky showed him her secret stash of pigmask bondage."
Well, I know where this is going.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnod2_OTw
So, I guess Pigmask General is in this one.
Guess she found someone better. But look! She leaves Porky to die!
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFQxX2Q
...Eh...
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcPxpNw
Oh I forgot.
One thing this guy is notable for is his obsession with "Porky X Amy".
Trust me, you'll learn this very quickly.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcPxpNw
Wait, didn't Ridley lose? I guess we won after all...
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoeBj2OQ
I guess he made this one cause he really hates Ridley and SonAmy fans...
And just wanted to tick them off. Say, Shinru and every Sonic shipper ever would like a word with you...
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNm1NkMQ
Yep, now we have "Shadow X Daisy".
I'm really hoping this guy is just a troll, there's no other reason...
...Is there?
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcaDBBg
...I'll let this one stand on it's own...
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcZH5LQ
I see we're using the "Sonic '06" method of relationships.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcaDCYg
> Attempts to make a dramatic fanfic.
> Uses the word "swag" in a sentence.
They just contradict each other a tad too well.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcil7IQ
So, I guess we now know where this is heading.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzchAJhA
If you're keeping count, this is the third time he's changed the plot.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFgFGuw
The things, you say. The purple prose just gives you away.
Oh, and in the comments.
Well Rob, that's not gonna help me. I'll still remember this junk.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNnEioow
1. Where'd you got a Time Machine.
2. Please leave your self-insert fan characters out of this, just please...
3. Never use Candy Crush in any post ever again. -Everyone.
Oh, and this is the part where Drago questions his life.
Don't worry, you're doing a good thing. Granted I'm stepping all over it but still, a good thing.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcnuR4A
So, now we have "Silver X Krystal".
We just seem to be reaching new limits with this one.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoeWpRCg
I like to read Silver's dialogue like he's some kind of hillbilly.
Oh, and if anyone's out there!
Please, we need a dramatic reading of this! For us, for all of us!
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFsEILw
You know, I beginning to assume he just added the "Silver X Krystal" because we wanted to bring back "Porky X Amy" but didn't know how.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNnN7T_Q
...What is this?! Why am I caring- I mean.
This is also one I'm leaving by itself, cause... Kissing.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNnLHQEg
This is the "I don't know a good distraction so mechas will work!" part.
...I'm beginning to think only 5 minutes was put into this.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoebITGg
We're just learning so many new things about Shadow!
Thing that I really wish weren't there. But still, things...
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcwKQog
Huh, wonder what the occasion is?
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoedLDiw
Just the numerous amounts of ways I can take this out of context is staggering.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFvN2DQ
It was only a matter of time that he'd put himself in.
Just wanted to get into the action I suppose.
And "Shrek" proves this is a troll fic.
It has to be! There's no other way!
So, this is where Dragomire ended, but not the fanfic.
Because of this, I will give you the last few parts without paraphrasing (or adding my own jokes).
Because I know all of how are on the edges of you're seats.
But before that, boasting.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFtZnbw
Fine, 20 minutes, no higher than that.
Now, back to awful.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzc4Y7jg
...Come again?
You couldn't even make a good excuse for a fight?!
THAT'S IT! I GIVE UP!
...*slam*
...
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoeoaNUQ
And, we've come to the end.
...Thank God.
But, after that, he made these:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzc9l8RQ
See?! He even admits it!
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloF9zUVQ
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzdHChDg
"Good", being a very subjective term.
And here's where it ends.
But, before you leave for your barf bags, let me ask you this:
Troll fic? Or a really bad fanfic?
You decide.