This video is really funny. Some guy said he didn't want Captain Toad in Smash because of this video (not the guy who made the video).
He calls it a review when his points are bull****.
Christ, and people thought Captain Toad's voice was grating.
"Who actually asked for Captain Toad? I sure didn't."
****ton of people on Miiverse. Nintendo listened. Also you didn't because you've confirmed you hate Modern Mario. Perhaps Mario games aren't for you?
"Visually not eye pleasing"
Reviewer confirmed emotionally dead. The game is insanely charming with Captain Toad's little reactions to things and range of emotions.
"You can't jump whatsoever"
That's the point of the game. It's not a platformer, it's a puzzler. Surprised he's described it as a platformer when it's clearly not a platformer.
"Despite this you will still shrink and die if you so much as touch an enemy just like in the Mario games".
Complaining about game having a level of difficulty before immedietly complaining about how the game isn't difficult thanks to the lives system.
"The game also copies it's format from the Angry Bird series..."
No it doesn't. At no point was Captain Toad hurling through stacked bricks.
"...You're given a bunch of levels and your main goal is to run through them."
Remember all those Angry Bird games that played like Sonic games? Also main goal is to work your way out to the end of the game whilst tracking all the treasure. I mean the goal of the game is in the title.
"Wii U has no games, game is boring/bland/forgettable"
Possible bias against Nintendo for not having enough third party games?
"Game scored well on Metacritic, guess it's okay when Nintendo does it. Remember how Angry Birds Collection got panned?"
Perhaps because Captain Toad hasn't been milked to the extent Angry Birds has been and thus it's seen as a breath of fresh air by most critics compared to the abundance of Angry Bird games and Angry Bird clones everywhere?
tldr; dude's a whiny *****. "This game isn't specifically aimed at my needs and wants, ergo NO ONE should like it."
Ignoring the comment about Sm4sh being watered down, he's clearly baiting with that bit.