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San Antonio Brawl Thread: "K Prime's a ******" - Paw, 2014

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Sinister Slush

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...This literally happened 5 minutes right after I chose to sleep.

And that's one of the many reasons why I don't like sleeping, the fear of missing something. Which happens alot for me.
Last time i'm swallowing 3 trazodone and forcing myself to sleep just cause I was bored sitting on my computer chair and doing nothing since 6 AM yesterday.
 

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8-Bit's is the best avatar.
Slush, why is that big hollow from Bleach in your gif? :applejack:
 

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You're a terrible liar.
Didn't know they made a live action Bleach.
Cool, I guess? :applejack:
 

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>i'm aware it's sarcasm, I just feel like doing it.

The film opens with a robed, profusely bleeding "God" disemboweling himself, with the act ultimately ending in his death. A woman, Mother Earth, emerges from his remains, arouses the body, and impregnates herself with his semen. Becoming pregnant, she wanders off into a vast and barren landscape. The pregnancy manifests in a fully grown convulsing man whom she leaves to his own devices. The "Son of Earth" meets a group of faceless nomads who seize him with what is either a very long umbilical cord or a rope. The Son of Earth vomits organic pieces, and the nomads excitedly accept these as gifts. The nomads finally bring the man to a fire and burn him. "Mother Earth" encounters the resurrected man and comforts him. She seizes the man with a similar umbilical cord. The nomads appear and proceed to **** her. Son of Earth is left to mourn over the lifeless body. A group of characters appears, carry her off and dismember her, later returning for Son of Earth. After he, too, is dismembered, the group buries the remains, planting the parts into the crust of the earth. The burial site becomes lush with flowers.
While the movie is not easily approached—lacking both dialogue and discernible cultural symbols—it does contain references to various religious and pagan myths. Christian elements are present in the impregnation of Mother Earth by God, akin to the impregnation of Mary by the Holy Spirit. The same myth is partly present in ancient Egyptian mythology, where Isis impregnates herself with the penis of the killed god Osiris and gives birth to Horus.
 

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It's a good thing. Nike is an attractive man.
...unless it's "Buzz Lightyear" Nike.

EDIT: No homo.
 
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