Samuel L. Jackson Mafia 2: Bruce Willis Mafia - The Revenge of Samuel L. Jackson (N6)

[~ Gheb ~]

Gheb really dont be dumb. How do you intend to decided which one of us to lynch is a LYLO situation?

Scumhunting

 

[Omis]

Jungle I really know how it feels when life douches you deep throat style but we need a good post from you before D4 is over. **** Im not liking today. Nor am I liking **** ninjas

 

[Omis]

Scumhunting

That answer is so ****ing generic and vague that it disgusts me. If we cant fukken decide today how the hell is it going to get any better? If anything its only going to become even more mucked up.

 

[~ Gheb ~]

Funny thing you would mention this because I suggested to lynch you D2 to get it over with mucky wifom. It's not my fault that you start to realize your mistakes now. I don't think we have enough mislynches left to justify lynches only to get rid of WIFOM. I'd rather lynch one out of the Chaco / Pythag / Scumbagfever trio.

 

[Rockin]

I do not understand why the **** people are voting for anyone but me or Omis.

Yes, there's a tiny tiny possibility that this is town v. town. Is it likely? Not at all.

Yes, it would suck if it was town v. town, and the town wasted two lynches killing off both of us. You know what would suck more? Leaving both of us alive to the endgame.

Vote for one of us. Anything else is simply a bad move.

I agree. I rather deal with the fucking issue at hand so as to get it over with. That way, we can focus more on grinding the other three suspicious people (However, I'm getting irritated for Chaco not answering a simple question, so I'll be fine with a lynch on him as well)

This.

@Medi: It's not unreasonable to think that your surrogate thingy can only protect one action. Not sure how this works, but happens when to a target if they are being double kill targeted AND Doc target? Does Doc only protect once or does he protect both shots?

If there's more then one fucking shot on the doc, that decision will have to be up to the mod. Sometimes they block all shots. Othertimes when there's more then one, the doc dies. It really all depends to the mod.

 

[Omni]

Again, completely content with Chaco gone.

 

[Chaco]

Again, completely content with Chaco gone.

Of course you would be, you have completely OMGUSd anyone who opposed you this game. Now that doesn't mean your scum, it just constitutes poor town play. Which is in fact what it has been, I won't say it's any better. Now will I say I shouldn't be hated. But that just seems how it is when I'm a townie. Heh.

Anyways, More to come. Unvotes will save a lot of future strife. Next to vote is scum.

Bruce Willis Radio: Under the Boardwalk (3:46)

 

[#HBC | Mac]

unyippi, yippi ki yay: chaco

 

[Rockin]

Again, completely content with Chaco gone.

Okay...fair enough.

Unyippi

Yippi Ki Yay motherfucker: Chaco

Of course you would be, you have completely OMGUSd anyone who opposed you this game. Now that doesn't mean your scum, it just constitutes poor town play. Which is in fact what it has been, I won't say it's any better. Now will I say I shouldn't be hated. But that just seems how it is when I'm a townie. Heh.

Anyways, More to come. Unvotes will save a lot of future strife. Next to vote is scum.

Bruce Willis Radio: Under the Boardwalk (3:46)

Chaco, there won't be enough fucking time. According to the general chat, you're V/LA till Monday. The deadline for today is Jan 16 (this saturday). Unless you can provide a fucking good reason why you shouldn't be lynched, you're gonna be the play.

 

[Chaco]

Way to kill me, obvious OBVIOUS crumbing.

 

[Omis]

Well, now that you are dead, care to reveal whom your scum buddies are?

 

[~ Gheb ~]

Unyippie

To get him off -1. Pythag and Scumbagfever need to speak up BIG TIME before deadline.

 

[#HBC | Mac]

nono what?

did yu really just get lynched hahaha
not ok

i really wanted to lynch omis/medi =/

hope yur scum

 

[~ Gheb ~]

He's not actually dead yet I think?

 

[Chaco]

None you dumb ****. I was the hated thief.

 

[Omis]

If you wanted to lynch
one of us why did you not vote for one of us?

 

[#HBC | Mac]

oh word yur not dead.

lets kill omis/medi now lol

tht wasnt stupid at all

unyippi

 

[#HBC | Mac]

Wait, im pretty sure everyone knew you claimed thief...?

i was just pressuring chaco, becuz he wasnt posting, and cuz he said the next person to vote wud be scum =/

i personally dont see why gheb/omni arent going with omis/medi.

ice cream scuskss

 

[Rockin]

nono what?

did yu really just get lynched hahaha
not ok

i really wanted to lynch omis/medi =/

hope yur scum

Nah, he's not fucking dead yet. He was at L-1. I almost fucking thought I did hammer, but after looking back, I didn't.

 

[~ Gheb ~]

Eh he claims to be hated so Rockin hammered. But hated theif? Really? If that's legit it's the biggest piece of trash role I ever heard of.

 

[#HBC | Mac]

What would be wrong with a hated theif role as opposed to any other hated role?

anyways... that's really whack if its true

i hate food

 

[Chaco]

Of course you would be, you have completely OMGUSd anyone who opposed you this game. Now that doesn't mean your scum, it just constitutes poor town play. Which is in fact what it has been, I won't say it's any better. Now will I say I shouldn't be hated. But that just seems how it is when I'm a townie. Heh.

Anyways, More to come. Unvotes will save a lot of future strife. Next to vote is scum.

Bruce Willis Radio: Under the Boardwalk (3:46)

If you read it more than once Im positive you wouldve known.

 

[Rockin]

unyippie

Yippi Ki yay motherfucker: Omis

I'm assuming that when chaco said 'hated' everyone was getting on his fucking grill, myself included (all of us for legit fucking reasons).

 

[Evil Eye]

I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead. (Final Vote Count)

Omis: Chaco, Mediocre, Rockin (3)

Mediocre: Omis (1)

Chaco: Omni, Gheb_01, Macman (3)

Pythag: Scumfever (1)




As the pressure builds, one of the Brucesonas steps away from the pack, pointing an angry finger at the rest of you.

"You're idiots! Every fucking one of you! I give up! To hell with all of you!"

He turns his attention to the skies.

"Sammy! Get your black ass down here, Sammy!"

WHRUNCH!

Samuel L. Jackson drops hard onto the ground... crushing the baby carriage a very blue-collar woman was wheeling in front of her. He looks down at his boots, scraping the fleshy, infantile mess on the curb as the woman runs away weeping.

"God damn, nigga... this is some repugnant shit..."

He looks up to the Brucesona you have, for some reason, been calling "Chaco" all Day.

"You got somethin' to say to me, shit-fo'-face?"

"Yeah. Yeah I do.

I'm gonna sing The Final Countdown. It's four minutes long, and your ass'll be dead in three-forty-five."


Twilight has now begun. The twilight deadline is tomorrow at 7pm Central.

 

[Chaco]

Yo Guvnah, love me up.

 

[Omni]

Not sure why people are moving off Chaco so fast.

Chaco, who is the play?

 

[Omni]

Whoa, twilight.

Hrm.

 

[Chaco]

/facepalm

Seriously Omni...

 

[~ Gheb ~]

Scumbag being hated seems so ridiculously unlikely that I'd say Governor has to save Chaco. If the Governor is one of Scumfever / Pythag he should claim toMorrow asap imo.

 

[Chaco]

Food for thought, what brucesona would have a business card.

 

[Omni]

Not to say you didn't deserve this, but you totally deserved this Chaco. Your contribution level has been horrid and you have been as helpful as a stick.

I didn't actually plan for you to be quick lynched like this, tho'. Moreso starting a bandwagon to get you speak up.

Why should we believe your claim?

 

[~ Gheb ~]

Don't know enough about a BW to get the business card reference but if he's likely town then you shouldn't fish maybe?

 

[Omni]

Don't know enough about a BW to get the business card reference but if he's likely town then you shouldn't fish maybe?

Why is he likely town?

 

[Chaco]

Not to say you didn't deserve this, but you totally deserved this Chaco. Your contribution level has been horrid and you have been as helpful as a stick.

I didn't actually plan for you to be quick lynched like this, tho'. Moreso starting a bandwagon to get you speak up.

Why should we believe your claim?

Omni cut the ****. Your gonna have to understand that I cannot post with that restriction on my phone. It was hard as HELL to do it once. No Im not home. I'm in a parking lot on my phone.

Omni is scum, his last posts are huge scum back tracking.

 

[Omni]

Stop whining and OMGUS'ing.

Despite your situation, you've been completely unhelpful ever since I entered the game. I don't understand why you think you deserve some kind of free pass and special treatment to look extremely scummy and get away with it.

Answer my questions. Why should we believe your claim? Who do you think is scum?

 

[Chaco]

Why should you believe my claim?

1, Mac confirmed it mid day.
2. Read the ****ing vote count.

 

[Omni]

Oh, okay. Just realized "hateful" meant it takes one less vote to lynch you. Thought you were using the term hateful as in everyone disliking your play.

Well, I guess you can't really contribute anything other than that. Sucks that you were hateful.

This is lame. Scum gets a free NK because of a L-1 wagon.

Hrm. I have no clue how tonight is going to roll so I won't offer any suggestions, lol

 

[Omni]

Actually, we've got two clear investigative roles. Myself and Chaco. Guessing one of us is going to be roleblocked while the other is going to he nightkilled.

Would prefer if a doc didn't visit me.

 

[~ Gheb ~]

Why is he likely town?

IF he is likely town.

 

[Mediocre]

You guys suck.

Seriously.

Ugh.