Ryker Mafia Is Over: Ryker Always Wins

[The Account With No Name]

If you must be this thick headed, just hammer yourself.

Honestly Bunz, I know you're better than this.
When you're townie, at least.

 

[Dabuz]

Why would you deny a peasant's last desire, he only wants to prevent a last moment of mire.

 

[Inferno3044]

Dabuz stop the massive AtE and claim.

 

[Dabuz]

This is fun, so much so that I want to make a pun.

 

[Gova]

2. dtjglyphmoney (1) Dabuz
3. AM ()
4. The Account With No Name ()
7. Inferno ()
8. giraffelasergun ()
9. Dabunz (5) AM, S-Tier, Glyph, Zapp, TAWNN
10. J ()
11. Zapp Brannigan ()
12. S-Tier (1) Inferno
13. Swiss ()

Not voting - GLG, Swiss, J

With 10 playing, it takes 6 to lynch!

Deadline is set for April 25th at 11:59 CST (GMT-6).

 

[Dabuz]

These words are forgotten in sight of the cutting board, my life ready to be destroyed by the hoard.

 

[Dabuz]

Is one of you here is scum? Smiling at the thought of my body going numb?

 

[zapp brannigan]

No you are scum because you dont want to claim and are pushing on glyph to save yourself. I dont remember you ever giving suspicion on him before.

 

[Dabuz]

I did try my best, town must handle the best.

I do not lie, I did try.

It was a rock and a hard space, being strangled by a lace.

Once hope turns to "nope", anyone shall try to grab onto that rope.

 

[Dabuz]

Ah, Zap is wrong at right.

Glyph was my only chance at life, and a slot who has yet to see the razors edge of the invisible knife.

 

[Dabuz]

Maybe Glyph is scum my good chum. We won't know since no one asks for him to tell.

 

[zapp brannigan]

Glyph is town. Try again.

 

[Dabuz]

Have I told you that I love chocolate? May a dead man walking request a spoonful?

 

[zapp brannigan]

I hate chocolate, and I have none. Too bad so sad.

 

[Dabuz]

Ah, but why would he be town? He has yet to do anything that makes a sound.

 

[The Account With No Name]

Why are you just now going into rhyming mode, Bunz?

 

[Dabuz]

Sir, is there any flavor you partake in?

 

[Dabuz]

Why are you just now going into rhyming mode, Bunz?

Why not? I might as well have fun before this second shot.

 

[zapp brannigan]

Glyph has done enough to show he is town. You should go reread d2

 

[Dabuz]

In that case, I accept my fate.

I do ask you this, do you like ice cream?

 

[zapp brannigan]

Yep. dont have any tho

 

[Aggressive Mediation]

Man this has been FUNNY.

 

[Dabuz]

In the event that my request was of Vanilla, would that have swayed you to go to the store and fetch me some?

 

[zapp brannigan]

No. get it yourself... While you still can.

 

[Dabuz]

Hell, I would even lend you my go-kart.

 

[Dabuz]

But I am a poor dead being, only alive because no one is able to pull the trigger. My legs broken, and my arms weak, all that works probably is that I can still speak.

 

[Dabuz]

Oh dear, I spelled "properly" wrong as well, this is definitely not my day.

 

[zapp brannigan]

Ugh. Boring. Imma play zelda. Bbl.

 

[Dabuz]

You should play with me in MKWii instead. I'll play as Rosalina and leave you in the dust so you can see my nice butt.

 

[zapp brannigan]

I dont have that game. Play naruto

 

[zapp brannigan]

With me. accidental post.

 

[Dabuz]

With me. accidental post.

Which one? All I have is CONR3 and I only played it...once xD


BTW


Daykill: Gova
Daykill: Ryker

Dead mods can't kill me :3

 

[The Account With No Name]

Your poetry stuff's just AtE.

Please die, and now.

 

[Dabuz]

Your poetry stuff's just AtE.

Please die, and now.

No, I would never resort to AtE. This poetry stuff was just entertaining.

If I wanted to live, I would have just fake-claimed bulletproof or something. (even though I would get lynched anyway)

 

[Inferno3044]

Dabuz why are you making this so difficult? We are asking for a claim and you just spout AtE bull****. I'm getting very tempted to hammer.

 

[The Account With No Name]

Let's review this afternoon:

Dabuz is scummy, gets voted to L-2.
Dabuz puts out AtE.
Dabuz L-1
Dabuz becomes the world's scummiest player by refusing to claim, and instead throws us WIFOM and more AtE.
--
Inferno I'd be very happy to have this Day end now, since Buns shows no sign of wanting to do anything even REMOTELY townie.

 

[zapp brannigan]

No dont

 

[zapp brannigan]

Wait for others to post. Dont be dumb

 

[Dabuz]

Anyway, I'm Ryker playing Mario Kart Wii.

Abilities: None

Anyway, like I said, it's not AtE. It's just me enjoying myself because I know claiming VT is gonna get me lynched anyway.

 

[Dabuz]

Ewwww, replace that second "anyway" with "Regardless"