Ruler of The Land

[Link_in_park]

I try being generous so I give 13 a Donut!
13: mmmmm... a donut!
tries to eat it... he chokes on it!
Ummmm. cough... i didn't do anythingh... o well
I am ruler of the land!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Me: Hack... Cough...
*I finally get the donut out of my tracea*

Me: Thanks for the donut, Link_in, want a cigar?
Link_in: Is it an exploding cigar?
Me: No...
Link_in: Good.
*Link_in smokes and his face start to melt...*
Me: Told ya it wouldn't explode...

Me: My eel-tail and I are rulers of the land! Yeah!

 

[Rock Man X]

::breaks away from Yo-Yo binding with Giga Crush::

Me: Now you chimera thingy, taste my "Ouch, my face beam!"
:: picks up tennis ball out af nowhere and tosses it at KG's face::

KG: Ouch, my face!

Me: Now suffer my John Wayne impression! ::in cowboy voice:: Well, pilgrim, looks like it's just you and me.

KG: NOOOO! Too...much...horrible...acting.... ::he explodes into many, many pieces::

Mwee hee hee....

 

[Link_in_park]

The swords didn't effect me with the most advanced powerssuit in the whole universe! so i killed all the spansish dudes!
I go to the castle
RMX: Prepare to die im going to put some electronic jaming in the air
Puts some electronic jamming in the air
RMX: UH HO IM ELECTRONIC
RMX dies
Me: To bad this suit is ELECTRONIC JAMMINMG PROOF! HAHAHA

I Am The Ruler Of The Land

 

[Rock Man X]

::Emerges from the hallway into the room::

Me: Mwee hee hee. Didn't expect that, now did you?
Link: How the...?
Me: Little did you know I had an X drone impersonate me! Now take this! ::Grabs Link and takes his power:: I got, Bomb Shot!
::I fire a bomb from my X-Buster and blow Link up too::

Mwee hee hee....

 

[King Genius XIII]

My body regenarates, and, using pantyhose, I choke rock man X to death.

Yeah! I, Pantyhose, am the sole ruler of the land!

 

[Bob Omb]

*Bob-omb, standing next to the throne the whoooooooole time, but noone noticed, splashes a glass of grape juice on KG13's pantyhose, and he gets mad and leaves*

Heh heh, thats right!!!

 

[firaga01]

Secret Weapon Time

When Firaga01 comes with his regenarated Balrog Army, he mutilates Bomb omb into a little flaming pile of ash who suffered a horribly disgusting and slow death.

Just like I killed all my rivals.

Anyways, to keep my throne this time, I finally activate my SECRET WEAPON.

Suddenly, the Castle of SWF vanishes. It has been teleported into an ethereal dimension located somewhere in the multiverse.

Electronic 512-bit encryption has been used to scramble the coordinates of this dimension.

Well, it seems like I will be the KING OF THE WORLD for a few months since no one can crack 512- encryption codes very easily.....


P.S. And yes, i am getting desperate to keep my throne.

 

[Rock Man X]

::reactivated by Dr. Cain via transmission::

Me: Ha! I never went anywhere! KG forgot to dispose of my body! Now, unhand my throne you fiend!

Firaga01: Never! NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Me: He's lost it.....

::Firaga01 continues with his mwahahaha-ing and loses breath and dies::

Mwee hee hee.....
I am Ruler of this completely new dimension!

 

[firaga01]

Is revived through plasma-recycling.

i decide that i have REALLY have enough of this castle.

Rock Man: Hey, back so soon? ooh, so, now what crazy scheme are you gonna plot to take my of my hard-earned throne?

Me: Take you off? Of, dear friend, naw, I can never do that. it gets tiresome. I'm just gonna blow this castle and you up!

Firaga01, weakened by his latest reanimation, commands various hydrogen elments around him to fuse together.

The result? ULTIMATE NUCLEAR FUSION.

Hehehehe. the castle and Rock are sucked into Firaga and then are ejected at the speed of light into space, where they will continue to go through until they hit some sort of object like a BIG Planet or a Black hole. Science is my friend.

i am now the THRONELESS KING OF THE WORLD! Wait, lets rebuild that thing..........

I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!

 

[King Genius XIII]

I grab Firaga01, and flush him down the toilet.

Pantyohse: Pantyhose Taro rocks, my friends!

 

[UnKnown X]

*walks back up to the throne*

UX: I am tired of getting poked off the throne like last time.
KG13: Poked off the throne? What a loser!
UX: Don't say loser, loser!
KG13: Shut up, b*tch

*cries hysterically(sp?) like a little girl*

UX: Boohoo, he called me b*tch, WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
KG13: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!!
UX: (hehe, he fell for it)
KG13: What?
UX in an angry/sad voice: SHUT UP, I HATE YOU!
KG13: Can I do something for you to make you happy?
UX: Yes, follow me to the washroom!
KG13: OK

In the washroom

*pushes KG13 in the washing machine and turns it on full speed, and unlimited washing*

KG13: NOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOO!!!!
UX: Hehe, soon you'll be nice and clean! And now, I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!

*turns off caps lock and runs to the throne room*

 

[Link_in_park]

As the cigar ALMOST melted my face the powersuits Life support system saved my life, I was just knocked out when they threw my out of the castle.

Me: Thats It! I'm back And POED!!!
UX: Ummm... KG is no longer the ruler of the land
Me: ohhhh.... AAAWWWW MAN!!!
UX: Wanna Cigar
As I've developed a new fear of cigars... Thats all you smokers need to do to quit
Me: Nah
UX: Ok I'll have one
I Look at the box !!! It was the same thing that KG13 gave me!!!
Me: NOOOOOO!!
UX put it in his mouth puffed... It was to late...
Me: awww well I just sit here and warm his chair until ( IF ) he ever comes back to life or something...

 

[UnKnown X]

*for some reason survives and walks up to LIP*

UX screams: Hey, **** you, give me my ****ing throne back you ***** ****ing ***hole licker, you think I'll **** you, don't ya, ****er?!!??!???! Now, get your ****ing *** off the ****ing throne you *********ing ***hole licker, and don't ****ing say ****sucking cuss ****ing words, you ****!!!!!

LIP's head explodes because I swear so much...

UX: Thanks. I'M KING OF THE WORLD .... AGAIN!!!

*TURNS OFF CAPS LOCK [sound=CLICK] CLick [/sound]... again.... and sits on the throne*

 

[King Genius XIII]

UX: Yeah, I'm the ****ing ruler of the *** **** land, now, mother*******!
Voice from above: Hey, watch your language man!
UX: What the **** was that?
A Mormon witha cool hairdo, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sandals, and shorts jumps down from the pipes, looking extremely pi$$ed.
UX: Who the **** are you?
M: I said, watch your language!
UX: OK, but who th **** are you?
M: I'm Matt Clayton, I hate people who swear, now you're going to die for not watching your language!
Matt Clayton grabs Unknown X and ounches his arm really hard until it breaks.
M: There you go, from now on, watch your language!
UX: Ow, ****, man, why the **** did you do that you ****ing ****!
M: Wo-ho-ho-hoh, now you're gonna get it man.
Matt kicks Unknown X so hard in the face, his head explodes into tiny little pieces, then he goes up the pipes agian, to punish the next foulmouthed person, Eminem.
Then, I walk in casually, and sit on the throne.
Me: That's right, I'm king of the ****** land!
Matt comes in and kicks my face into my brain.
Matt: I said, watch your language!

Now, no one is king of the land.

 

[shadowhuntr000]

I walk in with a flame thrower. I shout, "SOMEBODY STOP ME!" I flame everyone and everything to the ground. And then I drag a new chair in and sit on it. I have the throne, peeps, and youse suck! (hehe)

 

[Link_in_park]

Mat hears him say suck
Mat: I thought I told you guys to watch your language!!
Shadow: But thats nodda sw...
Mat rips the flame thrower from shadows hands and roasts him
Mat: yeah eat that... any way I'll just take the throne so one one else swaers here again
Mat: Thats right B*tch whos the ****ing ruler of the land now!?!?
Mat: ooops...
Mat starts to beat the crap out of himsels
And to you UX that head that got blown up was only a decoy,
Me: hey!! free throne!
I sit on the throne an say that average Yabba - jabba and all that other stuff

 

[King Genius XIII]

I am reincarnated as King Genius XIV. I buy a voice thrower, and throw my voice at Link_in_Park, making him say:
"Hey Matt, why don't you go f*** yourself?"
Then Matt throws knocks his head into the wall and it explodes.
KG14: Yeah! I'm ruler of the land now, and I'll use my voice thrower to send Matt at anyone who attacks me!

 

[Rock Man X]

200th Post!

:omes out of nowhere::

X: Hey!

KG:You again!?

X:Yup!

KG: ::throws voice at me:: Matt is such a f****** f**!

Matt: WHAT!? ::rushes at me::

X: ::fires X-Buster at point blank range, killing him for good:: Well now that that's settled. On to more pressing matters.... ::takes a little button and detonates KG's voice thrower::

Now then. Back to my dictator-ness. :lears throat::
MWEE HEE HEE!
Mwee hee hee....

 

[Link_in_park]

I come back through the door castle door...
Me: Ahhhhhh! ITS A COMMUNIST!!! Get'em Bush!
RMX: MWEE HEE HEE MW.... AAAARRRGGGHHH
the U.S. army guns down RMX
Me: Thanks for gunnin down that commie!
U.S. army dude: We didn't kill him cause hes a commie, we killed him cause of his laugh, It hurts my ears!
Me: Ummmm... Ohhhh... O...K...
then I looked at the voice thrower, which strangely started to jump at someones mouth.
U.S. Navy Dude: MWEE HEE HEE
All the other soilder shoot him for making that sound...
That voice thrower is a murderer
Me: MEE HEE HEE... NOOOOO... ... ... ...
My power suit went off-line for the time since it was damaged, I'm making sure its on auto-fix.

So Thus... no one is the ruler of the land...

 

[Bob Omb]

:walks in:
Me:O crap!!! I need to beat some one up.
:beats up LIP:



I WIN :D

 

[GangstaGanon]

For some strange unexplainable reason, Bob Omb prances off into the wild flowers to live among the prancing ponies. Being the only other person in the room, i take the throne.

ME IN CONTROL!

 

[Ocarina]

*Kicks GangstaGanon off the throne*

Me: Get off!

GG: Why should I?

Me: *hands him 1 million dollars* Now get out of here before I change my mind!

*GG runs off, trying to figure out what to do with the money*

I sit down and I am the RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[GangstaGanon]

With my money i go and buy a moose. The moose runs up to Ocarina and eats him. When i try to approach the throne, the moose attacks. I run sreaming like a little girl. The MOOSE is the RULER OF THE THRONE!

 

[Link_in_park]

( I'm lazy right now and don't want to make a long post )
I chace the moose into a fire and make meat out of it which actually turns out pretty good!
Then I sit on the throne and say that line that everyone knows by now!

 

[Rock Man X]

I come back later that night.....
(Link is sleeping and dreaming about sex with Zelda all the while moaning out her name)

X: Wakey, wakey!

Link: (yawning) What.....huh? (he sees me with a porn mag with Zelda in it)

X: Here you want it, boy? ::I tease him like a small dog and toss it out of the castle::

Link: (panting like a dog) Ruff! (he chases after it into impending doom)

Mwee hee hee.....

 

[Link_in_park]

I come walking into the room panting (tired panting not dog panting)

Me:That <pant> wasn't <pant> Nice...

Rockman X: HA! I Know... wasn't that cruel!

Me: Well ummm... yeah...

(Starts taking a p*ss on the castle wall,)
Rockman X: Ahhh thats better
(Re-zips his pants... he caught his ***es)

A tear started to run down his face... I called an ambulance.

while they took him away I sat on the throne.

Me:Mwee hee hee... oh, wait... <Checks script> oh yeah... rockman X says that.

Me: I'm the Ruler of the land!!!

 

[choknater]

throws Link-in-Park off throne for apparently no reason

I am the Ruler of the Throne!

 

[Link_in_park]

For Making such a lame post choknator was thrown of the throne and LIP was put back on ( Sorry... ya gotta make a more interesting post than that! )

 

[choknater]

me: i knew that would happen

LIP: what do you mean?

me: look under you

(LIP looks down on the chair) LIP: OH ****!

me: It's a mine. Here you go. (gives LIP a handheld minesweeper game.) It's set on 700 mines. If you win, you stay on the throne. (LIP clicks on one square) Oh, looks like you lose. (the mine explodes)

me: I am the Ruler of the Land!

 

[Link_in_park]

I go flying out of the throne room SSBM style, I big explosion comes from that derection. I then come down in one of those helipad things from SSBM

CH: What the!?

I then jump down from it!

Me: Hey that minesweep game was fun! Can I play it again.

in the next 5 second it blows up again sending me flying out of the throne room again. I then come down in another helipad thing.

Me: I'm bored of it now!

I then call in my pet lion "Cookie"

Me: Hey Cookie! Go play with CH, oh! and CH, be carful... she plays alittle rough!

<Cencered for blood and gore>

I look to see what CH is up to,

Me: Hey? Where the **** did he go?... oh well

I then sit down on the throne

I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE LAND! FREEDOM TO ALL!
Mwee hee hee... oh yeah... thats not my line! HAHAHA

 

[choknater]

My carcass disappears James Bond game style. I appear out of nowhere. Me: Watch out! (I dive out saving LIP from the grenade explosion)

LIP: You saved my life! How can I repay you?

Me: Give me the right to the throne.

LIP: No way!

Me: Okay then. (I walk away. Another grenade comes and explodes LIP) Oh wow. (I jump on the big chair.) I am the Ruler of the Land! really... i am

 

[Venom Dream]

Goes back in time to the start of topic, and is therefore the ruler of the land!

 

[Him]

*takes off his shirt causing venom to faint.Then i fight 86 ****** ninjas.Land Get!!!*

 

[Kitsume Star]

*grabs a can of porking meats,opens it and throws it far,
far away,causing Him to chase it*

Phew,that was a long verb. Anyhoo, I rule the land! Now get
me that can of porking meats. BRING ME MEATS!!

 

[jet]

Me: Kitsume star, have you ever been blasted out of a cannon before?

KS: No *boom* why.....


I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND

 

[Ticadrius]

Tic: Hola, jet. I got a new album!

Jet: ooh! what is it!

Tic: It's by Wings! Listen! It's a song about jet!

*Jet by Wings plays*

Jet: Wow I really like this-----*Tic belts him with a a pipe*

I AM NOW RULER OF THE LAND-IZZLE!

 

[CO Cheddar]

Me- All your base are belong to us!
Tic- No! Can't... stand... Engrish!
Me- You have no chance to survive make your time!
Tic- No! My brain is crawling out of my skull!
Me- Take off every Zig!
Tic- *Falls off throne* Ow ow ow ow ow!
Me- Yay! I'm the RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Ticadrius]

Tic: You're not supposed to post your sig in this room.
CO: Oh? Why not?
Tic: Oh, let me show you.

*beats the crap out of CO with CO's sig he left on in his last post*

I AM NOW RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[jet]

Me- Howadoin Tic?

Tic- Oh i'm fine, and you?

Me- I'm just peachy * takes out his jetflamethrower and burns tic to a crisp*

Me- How are you now, hmmm?

Tic- UHHHH *on the floor twitching*

Me- You look great

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND