Ruler of The Land

[Venom Dream]

From the creator of The *New*: You know your addicted to smashboards when...', another game that everyone will love! Or maybe not...

Anyway, here's how it works.
I rule the land. To rule the land you must sit on the throne, so, the next person who posts would have to trick me into getting off the throne so they can become... RULER OF THE LAND!

Exp:
Me: I am the ruler of the land!
MK: *throws banana, which Venom Dream chaces. Sits on the throne and is...*
Ruler of the land
Shy Guy: *Presses button, which opens trap door under MK's throne, he falls to his doom*
*Gets out bean bag chair*
I am now the ruler of the land.
ect...

There is no character limit, as long as its only one post (10,000 characters)
Remember, no less then ten (10) words per post!

I am the ruler of the land...

EDIT: And then, over a year latter, he realised his mistakes... *Un-screws up first post* Oh, and YAY! This topic has over a thousand posts. Never thought that would happen...

 

[Link_in_park]

link in park: hey venom dream check out this new gameboy!!!

venom: how do i jump!?

link in park: A

venom presses the A button

a giant anvil comes down and smashes venom

link in park sits on the trone!!!

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!!!!!

 

[Mic_128]

Goog game!

Me: Hey link_in_park! There's a virus destroying your computer files!
Link_in_park runs to computer. Monitor blows up. I get on throne.
I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Venom Dream]

*I walk in with a Plasma auto rifle*

Venom: Stupid Kirby needs to learn to jump...

Mic: Umm... Kirby can fly...

Venom: SHUTUP! Or you'll be the one whos flying!

*throws sticky granade at Mic*

*Sticky Granade explodes and Mic goes flying through the air*

I sit on the thrown and am once again...
RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[BeeboW]

BeeBOW: Hey venom, wanna see something cool?

Venom: Sure, what is it?

*BeeBOW relieves himself both anally and testicularly on venom while he sits on throne*

*Venom then proceeds to cry like a girl and runs away*

I AM NOW RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Mega Inkydog]

Inkydog: I challenge you in a wrestling match!

Bebow: Bring it on!

* Bebow attacks Inky, inky attacks back. Later in the match, while Inky was having Bebow in a chokehold, a giant yoshi appeared and distracted him*

 

[Fourside]

Fourside:Hey there,Inkydog!

Inkydog:Hello!

Fourside: Do you want a sandwich?

Inkydog:Of course! i'm hungry!

He eats the sandwich... and then...

Fourside:Fool! I put poison on that sandwich!

Inkydog:Gasp! *dies of food poisoning*

I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[King Genius XIII]

King Genius XIII: Hey, Fourside, that's not the real throne.
Fourside: It's not?
King Genius XIII: No, I'm sitting on it. I AM KING OF THE LAND. Uh... Sorry... I'M THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Jango Fett]

Jango Fett : I have your family hostage and I'm secretly planted a bomb in your house !
King Genuis XIII : NO! *rushes home and checks his family and finds nothing* That smart lair !
Jango Fett : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND !

 

[Mic_128]

Hey jango, did you know you’re in an encyclopaedia?
*Jango runs and grabs an encyclopaedia Britannica to look while I casually walk and sit on the throne.
I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Shadow King]

Shadow King:DIEEE!*begins to burn mic with a large flamethrower, but is only a dream, and mic sees Shadow King lieing on the floor screaming dieee, so is creeped out and walks out. Shadow King gets up and sits on the throne.*
I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND! MUHAHAHAHA!

 

[Venom Dream]

*runs in circles really fast*
Me: Wait, how is this helping me get back on the trouwn?

ShadowKing: Its not.

Me: Wait, if your here, then whos on the trown?

*Lanky_F sits on the trown and is the rul-...

ShadowKing: Wait a minute! How can we BOTH get out smarted by that idiot?

Me: Ya, and someone else winning in my post? Hardly, Ill use my magical fan fic author powers to write my self onto the thrown!

*Venom Dream pulls out sheet of paper and writes on it 'Lanky dies and I'm teleported onto the trown and am now...*
RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Phillip Chanter]

VD: *notices $20 bill on the ground in front of him* Hey! A 20 sweet! *gets off of throne and tries to grab 20 but it keeps on jumping away from him* Ugh! Darn it! stay still! *leaps on the 20 and cheers* Wooo hooo I'm the ruler of the land... and I have $20, life can't get better than... *looks down at big X on the ground and falls through trap door* Eek!

Phillip: *walks out from behind a curtain and grabs the floating $20* Heh heh heh... sucker! *sit's on thrown and puts back his 20 in wallet* Heh guess what... I'm the ruller of the land now *pulls out eraser and erases VD's story and draws a stick figure on it*

 

[Mic_128]

Ha! Cool venom!

Me: Hey PC, did you know that this isn't real and is only a very advanced version of the sims and we're the sims?
PC: I don't think so.
Me: Ok, i tried but i failed. Let me at least light this candle and you keep it close as a symbol of my sad attempt.
*light dynamite disquised as a candle.
PC: Cool candle. Thanks loo-*Blows up and i sit on the throne*
I AM RULER OFF THE LAND!

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Phill: *Steps out from behind throne* Keeping my seat warm?

Mic128: Eek! what the!? How'd you survive?!

Phill: Eh... I can manipulate fire and asorb other heat sources... and I can also jump really high! Want me to show you how?

Mic: No way! I'm not that easily tricked! I'm just going to sit right here!

Phill: Aw, come on! you can do it while sitting down you know.

Mic: Well... ok... how do I jump really high just by sitting down

Phill: Simple! I just pull this lever next to the chair and... *Pulls lever as Mic 128 is flung out of the window and into a moat full of pirahna poodles* you go flying, then I sit down and say, I'm the ruller of the land... again!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Me: Phillip, wanna hear me belch the alphabet?

Phill: Sure!

*I belch the alphabet and then Phillip rolls down on the floor laughing, and I sit on the throne and am now RULER OF THE LAND!*

Me: Belching is healthy, and it's fun too!

 

[Ticadrius]

Me: KG13! They just released DoAX early. They're running out of copies down at EB! Better get one now!

King Genius: Yahoo! (takes off for the nearest EB)

I park my rear on the throne and say, "I AM NOW RULER OF THE LAND!"

 

[silverpup]

silverpup: Tictac, have some money handy?
Tictac: What for?
silverpup: I need to buy an...eraser? I'm broke.
Tictac: Fine, I'll give you 2 dollars. Give me the change back then...
silverpup: Yay! *buys a ruler and beats Tictac out of the seat* *sits on the chair with ruler* We are the rulers of the land!

 

[Michael (Michelle) W.]

MAH THRONE!

Michael (Michelle) W.: Hi Silverpup.

Silverpup: Hello? Who are you?

Michael (Michelle) W.: Umm...any way...remember that time you over-taxed your people?

Silverpup: Oh yes...That was hilarious! Am I right?

Michael (Michelle) W.: *snaps finger*

::Town's people gather around Silver pup::

Town's people: REBELLION!!! *carry silver Pup off to the gullitone*

Michael (Michelle) W.: *wipes self off, and promptly sits down* Thank-you, my people...and I say.....LOWER TAXES!

Town's people: *cheer loudly*

Silverpup's head in a basket: GOD **** IT!

Michael (Michelle) W.: I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!
::::::::::::::No offense meant to anyone::::::::::::::

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Phill: *recovers from laughting* Ha ha, phew! Hey what the? *looks at throne*

M(M)W: (Uh, oh. He's here for the throne...) Villigers kill him!!

Phill: Uh-oh... *runs off while a couple of villigers chase him* Hey wait a minute... *remembers fire powers and sword* BACK! BACK you foul smelling people! *chases villigers off and they think he's a witch* WHAT?! they think I'm a witch? Darn them! (hey Idea) Villigers of this little town! Remove Michael (Michelle) W.'s butt off of the throne or I'll... Curse you all!

Villigers: Whoa, that's not good *picks up Michelle off of throne*

M(M)W: Hey what the? Put me down!

Villigers: Sorry we don't want to be cursed by that loony guy.

M(M)W: I see... oh well I'll be back!

Phill: *walks up and sits on throne* Once again I am... The ruller of the land!

 

[BeeboW]

You die from natural causes for no apparent reason...

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Phill: *still dead*

BeeboW: I'm ruller of the land and wait a minute *reads rules* I have to sit on the throne to be the ruller *looks at dead Phill* Ugh! Darn it! I don't want to touch that, but if I want to rule...

Phill: *opens eyes which are semi rotted and grabs BeeboW and eats his brains* Mmmmuuuurhh *sits back down* Mmmmuuuugh, Ruuuulllllleeeerr ooooff llllaaaaaannd... BBBBrraaaaaaainnnnsss

 

[Haha Monkey]

I walk into the throne room, and due to your new found zombie stupidity, you get off the throne and slowly walk towards me until you are in perfect range for a shotgun blast in the face, resident evil style.

I am ruler of the land!
8)

 

[King Genius XIII]

Me: Man... Playing so much DOAX mede me run out of good ideas... What to do? I can always recite the national anthem with belches... *recites the national anthem with belches*

Haha: I don't find that stuff funny.

Me: Look at the monkey!

Haha: That's a fun monkey, but I'd rather be ruler of the land than roll on the floor laughing at that monkey.

Me: It's not supposed to be funny, it has rabies, it will kill you!

Haha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *runs off into the distance, so as not to be eaten by the rabid monkey*

Me: See what you can do with some shaving cream and an orangutang?
I AM RULER OF THE LAND!!!!!!!!!

 

[Michael (Michelle) W.]

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack....^.^

MMW: *walks up, and crosses arms* My former people, it was all but a lie....

People: GAHHHHHHHH! *toss King Genius out of fifteen story castle window, and form human shield around MMW*

I am ruler of the land! Again!

 

[King Genius XIII]

*I'm falling then I whistle on my faithful gaint goose, and he flies me up again, then the goose peckers Michelle and his/her people to death in a big bloodbath!*

Me: I am ruler of the land!

 

[KoopaTroopa]

KT(me): *sneaks up behind KG and puts a pillow under his head*
KG: *Falls asleep*
KT: *carries KG away and drops him down into a pit with spikes at the bottom.............you know the rest*
KT: *sits in throne*

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND

 

[Haha Monkey]

Me: I HAVE RETURNED! The banishment from my throne has made me a bitter, cruel person, and now you will PAY at the hands of MY OWN army of RABID ORANGUTANS!
*Orangutans are getting agro in the background*
KT: But it was King Genius who kicked you off, not me.
Me: Oh, so it was... My apologies, have a nice day then.
*Walks away, KT is still ruler of the land*

 

[King Genius XIII]

Thanks, Haha, now I can avenge my death!

*A big T-Rex comes in...*

Me: Cool, I got reincarnated as a T-Rex! Sweeeeeeeet!

KT: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*I eat KT.*

Me: I'M THE REX OF THE LAND!

 

[Link_in_park]

Me:Hey KG!
KG:What do you want puny human!?
Me:I want to... BLOW YOUR HEAD OF WITH THIS SUPER DELUXE GIANT MEGA LAZER ROCKET GUN!!
KG: THE WHA?
Me:The Supe-- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
I sit my butt on the throne and I...

AM NOW RULER OF THE LAND!!! (heheh... sucker)

 

[Ocarina]

*Ocarina comes in holding the Biggoron's Sword*

Ocarina: And now, to destroy KG/ T-Rex!

*slashes its head off and burns the body*

Ocarina: I AM RULER OF THE LAND!!!

 

[Mic_128]

Me: Hmm. How to get rid of ocarina........I know! *Runs out of room and comes back with Ocarina's mother*
O mum:How dare you touch that sword! That belonged to your grandfather! And killing people? You are grounded young man!
Ocarina:But mum! I'm ruler of the land! f i get off the throne.....
*O's mum grabs O by the ear and gets draged off*
Me: That was easy. One little phonecall. Oh well.
I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Link_in_park]

Actually Mic... you killed the wrong person i am actualy ruler of the land i posted and killed KG b4 him look in the past page!

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Phill: Woo! being a zombie sure was fun! How I got back to normal I won't discuss that now...

Ocarina: I'm ruller of the land!

Link-in-park: No I am!

King Genious: No Me!

Mic 128: ME!

Phill: Whoa hey! what's going on guys?

O: I'm ruller but he says that he's still the ruller

LIP: Lies! I killed King G in my last post!

KG: Oh whatever!

Mic: No I'm the king!

*argument continues on and on untill Phill thinks of something*

Phill: Got it! You guys want to rule the land right? Well how about all of you rule the land. But... we'll flip a coin, If I win I get the throne and jeteson you outa the castle, if you win you can all rule the land deal?

Everybody: Deal

Phill: Ok it's heads I win and tails you loose got that?

Everybody: Yes!

Phill: Ok here goes! *flips coin* Uh-oh tails... you lose... enjoy your flight! *spring loaded titles on floor springs everybody out of the castle, Phill then walks up to the throne and sits on the chair* Heh, I'm the ruller of the land! oh wait I forgot something outside... *walks out of throne room and doors slam behind him* D'OH!!

 

[Haha Monkey]

Lol, NO ONE is the ruler of the land!
One of my rabid trained ninja monkies that I left behind climbs onto the throne.
*scratches head, falls asleep, dreams of the jungle...*
Without myself or even him knowing it, one of my Ninja Orangutan servants is now ruler of the land!

 

[King Genius XIII]

*I come back in after having a nice flight. I don't want to kill the cute monkey, so I just throw him out of the window, and he lands on a pile of maneur...*

Me: Looks like I didn't need my giant goose back when I was thrown out.
I am ruler of the land!

 

[BeeboW]

Since Phil ate my brains, i dont have any and am a ****ing ******!
Beebow (********): I like carrot...I like carrot....must eat carrot
KG13: Hey Beebow! ummmmm.....why are you looking at me like that?
Beebow (********): I like chicken....I like liver....
*licks KG13's head*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........headddddd
KG13: eh?
*with one rapid motion beebow sucks out KG13's brains through his eye socket*
*KG13 falls down unconscious like a ***-licker....haha what's a ***-licker?*
*Beebow sits down on the throne this time*
Beebow: MUAHAHA! I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[King Genius XIII]

*Luckily for me, T-rexes have two brains, and I stomp Beebow into a flat pancake.*

Me: You know the line...

 

[Haha Monkey]

Me: AT LAST! We meet again, KG13. And THIS TIME my monkies and their training will finally be put to use!
KG: What monkies?
Me: Why, the ones right behind me of cour-
*I stop mid sentance as I turn round, seeing no monkies*
Me:... Monkies?
*run back out the door to find my ninja orangutan army*
KG: HAH! He can't even rule over some monkies, no way he can rule over the land!
*I come back into the room, looking a little embarassed*
Me: Ahem, well it seems my monkies lacked the proper intelligence to be ninjas...
KG: What do you mean?
Me: Well, they've all, erm... killed themselves...
KG: hunh?
Me: Well, several have impaled themselves on their swords, another few tried to eat their throwing stars, and the rest thought that wearing a ninja suit meant they could fly...
KG: Well, what are you gonna do now?
Me: Well, I thought maybe we could Ro Sham Bo for the throne!
KG: How does that work?
Me: Well, I kick you square in the nuts, then you kick me in the nuts, and the first person to fall over loses. Ready? Go! Me first!
KG: WHAT?! WAIT!
*Before KG can do anything I head right for him and with the momentum of a run up kick him as HARD AS I CAN in the mummy-daddy buttons. KG turns blue in the face, and falls off the throne.*
Me: I am ruler of the land!

 

[King Genius XIII]

*My time-traveling aunt gets in front of Haha and throws him out of the window (into the pile of maneur)*

Nelson: Ha ha!

Me: I am ruler of the land!

*2o3rd Post! Yay! Why? I'm too lazy to check waht my 200th post was*