Ruler of The Land

[Phillip Chanter]

Phill: *comes out of orbit* Phew, I thought I'd become a human spudnik... what the?! A babbon on the throne!

KG: I R BABBON!

Phill: I really, REALLY hate that show! *Pulls out sword and lunges at KG* YAARGH!

KG: MY alter egos will finish you human! *sicks alter egos on phill*

Phill: *Slashes through them like paper* NOW FOR YOU! *pulls out pie and splats him in the face with it* Nobody can resist the flaky crust and jelly filling of a hostess fruit pie! Begone with you!

KG: Ow! The cream filling is getting in my eyes. *goes outside to wash out eyes*

Phill: Through the use of Hostess pies I am victorious and also the ruller of the land! now where is that 3 headed monkey?

 

[Link_in_park]

I walk in with a pack of cheese goldfish (THR SNACK NOT THE REAL THING!!!) (ALONG WITH SAMUS MY NEW PARNER FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE)

phil: mmm... goldfish, don't mind if i do!
phil eats about 15 gold fish in one handful
Me: Phil NOOOO!!!
Me: IT HAS THAT STUFF IN IT THAT MAKES YOU CRAP IN IT!!! YA KNOW ...THE GAG STUFF!!
Me:I WANTED TO USE IT ON I.R.!!!
phil sticks another 15 in his mouth as is not listening to me then stops after he swollows and stars at me with his eyes wide open as id highly suprised.
(Phils stamach makes a funny knows)
phil jumps out of window in search of the nearest bath room
samus makes her own throne and with both sit on our thrones

 

[Jango Fett]

*Jango Fett flys in and starts blasting away with his duel laser pistols . Samus dodges all of blast but is caught suprised by Jango Fett's rocket !*

Me : Jango Fett is now the Ruler of the Land ! * sees Link_in Park tippy toeing away , Jango Fett shoves him out of the window *

 

[Phillip Chanter]

*before jango notices, samus freezes him and shaters him with her gun turret and has LIP and herself backon the throne*

Phill: Ugh... I'll kill him for that prank! Uh-oh! *goes back into the bathroom, then head to the castle*

LIP: Enjoyed the snack? *snicker*

Phill: Ok that's it! This calls for my secret weapon once again! *pulls out hostess fruit pie* Cringe with fear mortal! For I hold the one pie that nobody can resist!

LIP: I hate fruit pies!

Phill: Huh?

Samus: Hey, a hostess fruit pie! You never gave me one LIP!

LIP: what do you mean?

Samus: Hey could I have one?

Phill: Sure! *gives samus fruit pie*

Samus: Thank you, *leers at LIP* You never gave me anything! Say good bye! *Blasts LIP with freeze beam and slides him out of the castle* Freeloader! Now me and Phill are both the rullers of the land

Phill: Hey! Goldfish crackers! *munch*

 

[Link_in_park]

Samus: HEY THAT FRIUT PIE STUNK, HOW OLD IS THAT CRAP!?
phil looks at expireation date "jan 1 1990"
Samus: Hey whats that say
phil: NO DON'T LOOK!
samus's eyes widen
samus gags as aiming her carge beam at phils head, phil goes flying into outer space after samus shoots him.
Samus: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO LIP!?
samus looks outside and sees him in front
of a cliff about to fall off!
samus melts the ice and LIP becomes free
Me:IM FREE THANK YOU SAMUS, I OWE YOU ONE!
Me: SAMUS IS NOW RULER OF LAND!!!

 

[GangstaGanon]

**sneaks up behind samus and pushes her with one finger off chair**

ME RULE!! HISSSSSSSS!!!

 

[Jango Fett]

* Jango Fett flames Ganon with his flamethrower. Then Ganon screams in pain and falls out the window *

Jango Fett : I'm THE RULER OF THE LAND !

*sees Samus on the floor and put a mine on her forehead . The timer goes to zero and BOOM !

 

[Haha Monkey]

Samus NO LONGER EXISTS in this kingdom after being blown up. And she can in no way be revived, as seeing as Metroid Prime has been released she is busy erm... Promoting it! So no one ESPECIALLY LIP no longer has help from Samus.
8p
Anyway, I walk into throne room accompanied by 3 well respected film critics.
Critic one: EP2 was hopeless, the series has never returned to the original trilogies peak.
Critic two: Yeah, George Lucas needs to try a lot harder for EP3.
Critic three: I didn't enjoy EP2 ONE BIT! Just look at that horribly wooden performance of Anikin.
Me: MUAHAHA! Hear the horrible truth about you and your movie!
JF: But they didn't say anything about me. I was cool in that movie!
Critic one: Yeah that's true.
Critic two: One of the few good characters.
Critic three: Yeah I agree, he wasn't so bad.
Me: Oh... Some help you were!
*Slaughters critics with rapid shuriken throwing, don't forget I'm a ninja monkey*
JF leaps off throne and fires random shots at me, I run along the walls dodging them all, springing between all the objects in the room till I confuse him and he can't see me. Then, with my ninja monkey silence I sneak up behind him and give him a nice, long stab in the back.
The throne belongs to the monkies once more!
My refreshed legions of Orangutan Ninja cohorts fill the room as I sit back on the throne.

 

[Link_in_park]

Me:does monkey wanna banana?

I throw the banana into a cage thats is going to be sent to the nearest zoo.

haha monkeys, monkey instincts kick in, the monkeys bodie goes in to grab the banana i shut it once its in and I send it to the zoo!

meanwhile in the zoo...

Haha Monkey: HEY STOP THROUGH THOSE BANANAS AT ME! CANT YOU SEE I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

Kid: Well... ummm... not anymore...

Haha Monkey: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Camera zooms out all the way out in to outer space looking at the earth you can still hear the screechs and screams...)

meanwhile back at the castle...

i sit down on the throne and eat a whole pizza

Me:mmmm... my favorite food

 

[Zoogstin]

Me: *Grabs Linkin and throws him on to the floor easily.* "Haha now I'm ruler of the land! Guards, send him to the executioner."

 

[ender]

I stand up and apply a couple gallons of grease to my body. When Austin tries to grab me I slip through his hands and sit on the throne. I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Link_in_park]

I discover that i have a fruit pie in my pocket i hate them but everyone else seems to and phill chanter carries them with him everywhere and i have no clue why its there...

i throw the fruit pie into a cellar they bot let go of me and go to catch it i lock them in.
... time to settle the score with ender...
I take out my sword and then a fire starts to go around me (Like super saiyan) and thus ive become... Ultra LIP austin throws pizza...
Me: NO NOT THE DREADED PIZZA!!!
he throws it into a cellar i try to resist but i can't...
ONE HOUR LATER
me: hey guards wanna piece of my fruit pie (I take a bite of it... i cringe...)
a guard opens the cellar door i knock him out with a swift k.chop
i go home and get my dog... CHEWY!
then... i go to the chair room
ender: HAHAHA YOULL NEVER GET THE THRONE BACK!!!
ender throws another piece of pizza
Me:HEHEH not this time!
Mehewy come here eat the pizza quick!
chewy eats the pizza while i transform into Ultra LIP
a jump all the way to the ceiling and then i slice ender...
instead of geting sliced in 2 he just goes flying through the roof
Me:HUH!?
Me:Awwwwww... what ever...
Me: I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!!
i see pizza on the floor i tackle it and eat it like and animal

 

[GangstaGanon]

I climb back in through the window i flew out of, then get an invisiblity/cloaking device and walk up to LIP. I grab Mr. saturn and chuck him at LIP's face. LIP's nose falls off and while he runs after it i claim the chair!

ME RULe ONCE AGAIN!!! GANON SHALL RULE YOU ALL!!!

 

[Link_in_park]

i call link and he goes to the castle and easily destroys ganon he does not want power and fame so he said i could have it.

Me: COOL! THANKS LINK!!!
Me: I AM RULER OF THE LAND!!!

 

[ender]

I then come back out of orbit and bring my friend Zelda. I introduce Link to Zelda and then they went off into the back room or something...

anyway, then I use my fire attack and instead of being burned to death LIP flies out of the arena.
I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Link_in_park]

then ender notices i have 20 more stock left he has 3 he run to edge of the arena and starts throwing pieces of pizza off the edge of the arena until im down to one stock...
Ender: !!! IM OUTTA PIZZA! awww... this will be easy he only has one stock left HAHA!!!
Me: I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE!!!
he turns around and see that im ULTRA LIP!
ender:... ... ... MOMMIE!!!!!!
i cause the whole arena to explode with a once in a life time attack after this... i will never be able to use it EVER again
since i can fly in ultra form it really doesnt effect me... but ultra form wastes alot of energy...
as im flying ender loses all 3 of his life
I go back to the castle and sit on throne
I AM NOW (Once again) RULER OF THE LAND!!!
man comes walking in with pizza not offering me any... I BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA HIM AND STEAL IT!

 

[ender]

HAHA! That was just a decoy. I was really at home eating pizza and watching tv. well, since my decoy has died my senses alert me of that fact. I run at extremly high speeds over to the throne. Right as LIP is about to sit down I set a pin on the throne.

He shoots up into the stratosphere becuase he sat on the pin. I then proceed to remove it from the chair and sit donw. I AM RULER OF THE THROWN!

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Phill: *looks at past posts of others and thinks to himself about how lame this game has become, he then thinks about how only Link-in-park, ocarina, ender, king genious, haha monkey, jango fett, and gangsta ganon are the only ones posting random stuff without typing anything clever, Phill then looks at his past posts and others whom only posted once in this topic accually typed something clever instead of the your dead I'm king post that is currently overused* Well I'm out of here, no sence in trying to find anything fun with these people posting lame comebacks and only having to type, "this person is dead, I'm ruller of the land" and so on and so on and so. *goes home and sleeps away the thoughts of the lame game posts*

 

[ender]

WaHOA! ya got me there! Well, this is the second time someone has said something negative about my posts(^ was not me in particular) but I find instead of trying to fix and show us ignorant folk the supreior members just leave and give up. Im not about to go read back multiple pages to find some witty comment. mabey our comments wouldn't be so dry if we had some good insperation around here! neh?
(you asked for it)
I kill philip chanter and become ruler of the throne.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Ender, I suggest you accually READ my last post (which was opinionated towards everybody who was posting and not just you dipwad (learn to read!)), if I hurt your feelings because of my last post (boo hoo baby!) deal with it punk! I've been around longer than you, and I can be as ignorant as I want and don't complain about how the older posters post, if you don't like it then you can always leave and never come back. When you have been around for a year then you can complain.

Phill: *kicks enders whinny arse for complaining about an opinion of mine (which is just pathetic ya newbie) and then gives throne to local mod Metroid Killer* Pansy whinny punk newbie! Learn to accept others opinions or leave smashboards! Got that!

Note: I suggest you leave it at that ender, when I posted that previous post it was strictly an opinion and not something to flame me for, plus it was my notice that I was done playing this game, if you drag me back into this game I am going to be mad. OH and Metroid Killer is ruller of the land, so lets restart the game and forget my last post and yours, or else.

 

[Jango Fett]

PHILLIP IS MAD ! Your post post was so clever that I cant post anything good after your good post because you postwas extremely wise and cool and that is why my posts are lame .

 

[Link_in_park]

Gees... kinda sucks that such a cool game may end up in the gutter =( i makes me sad... this was my favorite game in the site...

Hey and phill... im not trying to complain or anything but... what do you mean im not posting anything clever?

please dont get angry at me...

 

[Link_in_park]

Me: I fall from the sky and land back in the castle while holding my butt.
Me: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
MK start laughinh at me... I begin to cry
Me: (Crying) WHY ARE YOPU BEING SO MEAN TO ME!?
MK:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me:I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU
MK: HUH!?
Me: here take this present
MK: hey thanks :D
Me: No prob MK
Mk opens his present and finds a copy of Metroid Prime, Animal Crossing, Starfox Adventures, Super Mario Sunshine, and Tony Hawk pro skater 4!

MK: !!! uhhhhhhhhhhggggggggg.... (DROOLS)
Mk pops Animal crossing in the gamecube
but then he starts drooling again
and is on the floor.
Me: OH NO!!!! I GAVE HIM A SEIZURE... I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!!!!!
Voice: KING MK!!! YOUR DINNER IS HERE!!!
I stick MK in the closet... bet then the drool starts comming through the bottom of the door i put a towel there.
the servant opens the door and sees me sitting on the throne
Servant: HUH!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AND WHY IS THAT TOWEL THERE!?
hes taking a VERY LOOOOOOOOOONG walk and ummm...
I start to sweat about the towel thing thinking of an awnser!
Me: UMMMM!? THE...THE DOG UMMMM... CRAPED... UMMM... THERE...
Servant: OK TELL ME WHEN HES BACK!
ME: <sigh> That was a close one!
ME: I AM NOW THE SECRETIVE RULER OF THE LAND!
Servant: YOUR THE WHAT!!!
ME: YOU DIDNT HEAR ANYTHING!!!
Servant: OK!!!!!!!!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Whatever... I think my posts were pretty clever... I tried to come up with something original every time, I almost didn't kill anybody... Except Ocarina, who deserved to get killed, cause he killed everyone else all the time... You're right Phill, it's getting stupid now... I even admit many of mine were pretty stupid, looking back. What do I care. I used to love this game, but now it's not fun anymore... Here's my last post...

*In rage, I blow up the earth by turning into a Idiotic Ultra Man Super Sayia Superman Rip-Off Number Three, then using a kamikaze attack... Thank you...*

Feel free to recreate the Earth...

NO ONE IS RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Jango Fett]

You killed me in your post and how am I supposed to come back alive ? OH yeah... This is fictional .

You post was so clever that it made my post look like crap and that your posts are way clever than mine so that means you are the clever one so that makes me the lame poster who cant think of anything to say after Phips great and smasrt post .

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Well guys I was just giving my opinion about how the game was going, I really didn't mean any offence to anybody who was playing this game, I was just annoyed at how everybodys posts was looking the same way every time, to be honest when I try to be funny I usually am not funny at all and just plain rude sometimes. Jango, I'm sencing great sarcassim from you, my sarcassim sences are tingaling, *shoves Jango off of the throne and runs* this is my last post in this topic until people become less repetitive. Nobody is the ruller of the land now. It's free for whom ever wants it!

 

[Jango Fett]

LOL , this topic is so funny ! Yes indeed , It was sarcasm from me .
Since the topic is restarted for some reasons I will start off the game .
*JF walks up casually to the throne and slowly sits down . He then yells out I'm DA RULER ! *

 

[Thundermistress]

TM: *whistles* Yo Jango! I've got some girlfriends from DOA who are looking for a good volleyballer to play with them on the beach! Are you willing?
Jango: Oooohh....*gets off throne and runs outside, humming happily to himself* Virtual Beach Babes all for me.....
Though what really waits outside are two big hulky men who grab him and chuck him in prison
TM: *sits on throne, makes a ball of electricity and levitates it in the air like an orb* I am queen of the land! (Ruler is just too...male!)

 

[Metroid Killer]

Me: Man look at this!
SM-Mistress: What! What? tell me what it is
Me: OMG it's the biggest dog in the world
SM-Mistress: Man it is can I hold it.
Me: Sure
SM-Mistress: ahh it's so cute
*meanwhile I run as fast as I can, to glue myself to the throne*

Me: Sucker!

I...HAVE...THE POWER!

 

[UnKnown X]

*runs up to the throne*

UX: Ey, MKiller, there are some Metroids invading us, you have to kill them.
MK: Suuuuuure, time to kill some Metroids.
*picks up the secret remote control, and controls a giant Metroid that eats MK*
UX: Hah, now I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND, MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Fourside]

The aliens ressurected me,and i'm back in a bigger starship and a huge arsenal of weapons.

*kills Unknown X with everything i got*

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND! HEHEHEHEHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHUHUHUHUHUU!

 

[Metroid Killer]

*fusions with the metroid that ate me* (hmm where have I heard that story before?)

*sleeps with fourside and locks him inside a cage when he's sleep*

What I do for the throne... *shivers*

THE UNIVERSE IS IN MY HAND

 

[UnKnown X]

*revives by some unknown reason*
*angry, walks up to MK*


UX: Time to die, b*tch!


*takes out a fancy machine gun out of nowhere and starts shooting MK*

UX: RULER OF THE LAND! THAT'S ME!!!!!!

 

[Fourside]

Fools! You didn't killed me! That was just my clone. I'm inside this insanely huge mech suit,and nobody can defeat me!

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND,AND I'M INVINCIBLE!

 

[UnKnown X]

*goes to the shop and buys a hypnotize book*

*reads the book and goes to God*

UX: Look in my eyes, you will now.....

God: Yes mastah.

*tells God to turn everyone into my slaves*

*tells fourside, who is one of my slaves, to get out of that invincibility suit and give it to me*

NOW, I AM THE UNBEATABLE, INVINCIBLE RULER OF THE WORLD! MUHAHahAHAA!!!!!

 

[Link_in_park]

for some reason X's slaveiness didnt effect me...
i am the last free person on earth...
i snap god out of his hiptosis (NO MORE STUFF ABOUT GOD I AM A CRISTIAN... NOT A HORDCORE CRISTIAN BUT AM STILL A CHRISTION.)
god then kills that evil guy X and frees the world
i take the throne in the name of freedom and peice (HEY IM NO HIPPE IM JUST A GOOD RULER, GOT IT!?)
I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE LAND!!!!!
(oh and bye bye osama bin laden!)
I kill Osama Bin Laden

 

[UnKnown X]

*gets revived by satan*

UX: Thanks.
Satan: NP, I now have a wish since I revived you, it is...

*kills satan with my fancy machine gun before he is done speaking*

UX: Whatever.

*walks up to link in park*

Link_in_park: What do you want? I thought I killed you...
UX: Satan helped me... I want the throne...
Link_in_park: LOL! HAHAHAHA! YOUR SO STUPID! YOU THINK I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU? HAHAHAHA...

*takes out a chainsaw and cuts link in parks head of while he is laughing*

UX: NOW I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!!!

 

[Bob Omb]

*I enter the building thing and stand in the throneroom entrance, holding a big medal stick*
XS:You stupid n00b, I AM THE RULER OF THE THRONE, NOT YOU!!!
*XS presses a button and opens a trapdoor and makes a "ding" sound, but it opens 1 foot(or meter, doesnt matter) in front of me. XS, who drank a gallon of beer 5 minuets before I walked in, lost his train of though, and then wakes up again, and sees me, who hasn't moved once*
XS:You stupid n00b, I AM THE RULER OF THE THRONE, NOT YOU!!!
*XS presses the button again, but no "ding" sound happens*
XS:wahhh!?! I guess we must figh for this
*XS runs to me for a punch, but fell in the already opened trap door, and I jump into the throne*
Me:I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!

 

[Link_in_park]

BO: What do you want PUNY PEASNT!?
Me: Ummm... I wanna be ruler of the land (I GIVE HIM THE PUPPY DOG LOOK )
BO: No! No! Not the puppy dog look!!!!
BO: NO! I WONT FALL FOR THE PUPPY DOG LOOK!!!
Me: Awwwww... Man!!! ... But hey look at the bright side
BO: Whats that?
Me: The abreviation for your name is BO!!!
BO: OH YEAH!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: Oh and hey check out what i got
I Pull out Metroid Prime
BO: LEMME SEE IT!!
ME: OK!
BO comes near me
BO: NO YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FALL FOR YOUR TRICK!!!!
Me: What Trick?
BO: YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!
Me: No... I don't
BO: LLLLLLAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR!!!!!
BO takes out the remote control for the trap door!
I look under him, hes on top of the door
Me: Ummmm... maybe thats not a good idea...
BO: oh... and why not YOU SPY!?
Me: IM NOT A SPY
BO: OH YEAH!? SPY ON THIS!!!
BO PRESSES BUTTON
BO: HUH? (DOOR OPENS) BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Me: I told him not to press it
And then I sit on the throne anyway
Me: I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE LAND

 

[UnKnown X]

UX: Hi!
LIP: What d'ya want, ey?
UX: The throne.
LIP: OK, here you go, the throne is yo... Hey, wait a second, you think I am stupid!?!?!?!
UX: Yes, actually, I do.
LIP: You ****, get out of here!
UX: Why the **** should I?
LIP: Because I say so, and stop cussing, you ****ing mother ****er, **** my **** you ****!
UX: You ****ing swear ****ing more than ****ing me! No, actually, you ****ing don't!
LIP: GET YOUR *** OUT OF HERE!!!!!
UX: No.
Link_in_park explodes because he gets to mad.
UX: Thanks for the fact that I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!