Ruler of The Land

[Haha Monkey]

I start flinging poo in the window from the pile I was just thrown in to, which freaks out KG and his aunt and both of them flee the castle (I assume the throne is in the castle, it has to be!). I climb the stairs and sit on the now stinky throne.
MY TURN AGAIN!

 

[King Genius XIII]

*I come in wearing a gas mask and rubber gloves and a rubber suit (that would look funny on a t-rex). I sit on top of Haha Monkey. Sorry, man:*

I am ruler of the land!

 

[Haha Monkey]

Seeing as I am currently under KG's bottom, I RAM A STICK UP... HIM!
This startles him so much he leaps into the sky and smashes through the roof. It is raining outside so rain comes through the roof and washes that nasty poo smell away...

 

[King Genius XIII]

*I eat some people who are sitting in an electric car in a park called Jurassic Park. Then I remember that I have to overthrow good old Haha, but when I get there: EEEEEEEEK! The castle, the pile of maneur and everything has gone! It has been nuked. Haha is sitting dead on the throne. I make a grave for him and give him a proper military funeral along with the sole survivors of the nuke: the orangutang I threw into the maneur, and a cockroach.*

Me: Gonna miss you, you were such a worthy opponent... Sorry to see you go.

*I sit on the throne, and am...*

Ruler of the land!

 

[Link_in_park]

I now get KG and HAHA MONKEY Banned for posting to much in a row.

I sit my rashed bottom (After being launch from the tiles on the floor) on the throne.

I am ruler of the lan--- OW! STUPID RASH!

 

[Metroid Killer]

*eats a three-year-old rotten cheese*

Walks into the throne room.

Link_in_park: How's it smellin'?

Me: like old cheese

link_in_park: Huh?

*farts*

*link_in_park faints*

Ruler of the land!

 

[King Genius XIII]

*I eat the mods so I can't get banned... sadly, that includes MKiller as well...*

Me: I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Metroid Killer]

When KG ate me, the rotten cheese inside me, exploded inside KG's belly.

What's left of me is the ruler of the land

 

[King Genius XIII]

*I get reincarnbated as I.R. Baboon, who eats what's left ot MK.*

I.R.: I are ruling the landing now!

 

[Fourside]

KG reincarnated as I. R. Baboon, so he's much less smarter than he was.

Me: Hey, that 's not the throne.

KG: It's not?

Me: Actually, the throne is this alligator here.

KG: Oh,thanks!

*He sits on it, and it eats him*

I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Ticadrius]

Me: Hey Fourside! It's Osama! Quick, go catch him!

(My grandma runs by dressed as Osama)

Fourside: I'll be a hero! (runs after my grandma!)

Me: I AM NOW RULER OF THE LAND!!

 

[King Genius XIII]

*The alligator spit me out. I.R. Baboon (moi) walks intoo the throne room*

I.R: You wanting to read I.R's new book? it being called "Emabarrassing Happy Pictures of Ticadrius" It being out in all worlding! Yay!

*shows ticadrius extremely embarrassing childhood picture*

Tic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Not that picture!

*Ticadrius coimmits harakiri.*

Me: I are sick of being baboon...

*Flies out the window, but the castle is low now, because it was nuked, so I survive, sadly. But alas... Once again:*

No one is ruler of the land!

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Phill: *whistles as he walks to the castle* What the?! Where did the castle go?

KG: I nuked it.

Phill: *engulfed in rage* So... you nuked it huh.... DIE!! *pulls out sword and KingGenious runs for his life* That outa teach ya! Now to build a new throne! *makes a makeshift throne* Their all better *sits on throne* Now, I'm the ruller of the la- Eek! *makeshift throne falls apart* well I guess I'm Ruller of the ruble now

 

[Ocarina]

*Phil is sitting in his rubble as Ocarina's castle rises next to it*

Ocarina: Get out of here!!!

Phil: Or what?

Ocarina: *aims a laser cannon at Phil's head* Or ELSE.

Phil: Um... GOODBYE!! *dashes off*

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY RULER OF THE LAND!!!

 

[Venom Dream]

Me: Hey, Ocarina, I bought you brother from some phone number in Nintendo Power, get off the... er... floor or I snap it in two!

Ocarina: *complise to my demands and leaves*

*Installs hi-tech super chair*

I AM NOW THE RULER OF tHE LAND!

 

[Link_in_park]

I put a virus in VD's hi-tech super chair and flings him out of his castle.
I fix the virus and make the chair uncrackable.

I AM NOW RULER OF THE LAND

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Phill: *Comes back from running* Pant, pant, Oh I'm going to get that ocarina real soon *pulls out his sword HiKen* BWA HA HA HA! *looks at Link-in-park's new throne* neat throne... what does it do?

LIP: Well besides from keeping my butt comfertable it can shoot lasers, eject people from it whom try to take the throne, and it slices and dices fruits and vegitables!

Phill: Neato! I want to press those buttons!

LIP: NO, DON'T!

Phill: *Presses random buttons and Link-in-park is ejected from his chair* Whoops... uh I guess I'm the ruller of the land now... *chair activates carrot choper and seat is torn up by blades and daggers from inside the chair* Eek! Well I think I'll just sit besides the chair in hopes of not getting my butt torn up into shreads.

 

[Venom Dream]

*Pulls out chair remote controll*
*Presses button 1045*
*Thrown turns into giant Mech robot*
*Mech crushes Philly-boy*
*I sit on the thrown and am ruler of the land!*

 

[Mic_128]

*Walks in castle*
Me: Hey Phil! Why are you sitting on the floor?
Phil: Venom made a new throne and it's a bit too deadly to sit on.
Me: You just aren't as smart as me that's all.*Goes and unplugs throne*
Phil: Oh. Why didn't I think of that? *walks out to think why*
Me: Hmm. I guess this means I am ruler of the land! (What a suprise! )

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Phill: *thinks to himself* Hmmm... was I crushed by a mech, or did I walk out of the room while some poor sap unplugs the chair. Hey look VD and Mic 128 are fighting over the chair.

VD: Mine!

Mic: No mine!

Phill: *Looks at the plug that was unpluged and replugs it into the outlet reactivating the blades and daggers.

VD & Mic: AAAIGH!!!

Phill: EEEeeeww! Messy. Somebody get a mop, because *snicker* venom Dream and Mic 128 are now permanetly stained on the throne and both are the ruller of the land heh heh, serves you right suckers! I'm going to take a nap at home. *leaves castle*

 

[Haha Monkey]

My last orangutan remains faithfully by my grave, crying over my death. Then he has an idea. He digs my body up and cuts open both my head and his. He shoves my brain in his head and pulls his own out. He does the swap SO FAST (he has ninja reflexes) that he doesn't die from... well... not having a brain in his head... So, I HAVE RETURNED (! yay !), inhabiting the body of my last faithful ninja monkey! I suit up in my tiny ninja gear, stock up on needles and shurikens, and strap on my sword. Heading back to the castle, I find the Venom Dream and Mic mess on the chair. Unfortunately, a few monkey instincts remain in this body, which take over as I begin to lick up the mess and CONSUME IT! Monkey's don't like chairs though, so I go find myself a nice new throne in a tree growing next to the castle.
"EEAHAHAHEHE HOOO HHOO HAEHE EO! Ahem, pardon me, that was the monkey talking, what I meant was I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!"

 

[Fourside]

*Thinks to himself*: Hey! That wasn't Osama! It was Ticadrius' grandmother! Hmm... who is the castle now?

*Goes there to see*

Me:Hey,where's the ruler? Ah, he's on that tree, there.

Haha: It's me! Haha Monkey! Eek! Eek! You can't defeat me now! Ooh ooh! Haa haa!

Me: You want this big pile of bananas?

Haha:Oooh! Bananas!

*Throws the bananas in the grand canyon, and Haha jumps there to get it*

Haha:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I AM NOW DE ROOLER OF DA LAND!

 

[Metroid Killer]

(inspirered(sp?) by above post)

*Push the de-ruler botton...*

*Fourside on his throne is blown out of space*

*Mkiller makes a new throne out of wood in 5 mins*

 

[King Genius XIII]

Phill, I didn't nuke the castle... Some president did...

*I wake up and find myself on top of a bunch of broken, and very crappy quality spikes.*

KG: Hmm... I wasn't dead after all... weird.

*I take the elevator up to the throne room, and bring a new throne with me*

KG: Lissen MKiller, since the throne is now gone, there is no official throne, so I use this throne instead.

MK: Uh, OK, seems fair...

*I put the throne next to MKiller*

KG: I am ruler of the land!

MK: Me too!

 

[ender]

I slowly walk up and toss next to the throwns a large bowl of clocolate pudding. Mkiller and KG are distracted by the pudding and leave their throwns. I then proceed to dismember the two throwns and use the best parts from both to create an even better thrown. For now, I am RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Mic_128]

Me: Phew! First i get cut into pieces, have to climb out of the grand canyon and I'm still in pieces! Time to be ruler again!
*My parts crawl into the castle*
Ender: Ew! *runs off and throws up*
MK: Oooh! Red puding!
KG13:Oooooh! Candy parts!
Me:Uh-oh!
*I get eaten AGAIN and then MK and KG13 sit on arms of the throne*
MK and KG13 ARE RULER OF THE LAND and as i'm inside them SO AM I!

 

[ender]

As I am vommiting the flood of puke careens down toward the thrown. Since so much of my vommit was flowing out it created a river and the thrown ran right off the thrown stand. so they all fell off and as my vommit hardened I shaped it into a new thrown. I am the new RULER OF THE LAND!(on my vommit thrown)

 

[Ticadrius]

(Tic beats the crap out of ender with the Grammar Hammer (c)2002 Ticadrius Productions, Ltd. for his total lack of proper grammar, knocking him and the throne to pieces. Tic creates a new throne out of spaghetti.)

Arrrr like a PIE-rate!! I AM NOW RULER OF THE LAND!!

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Phill: *groggy from nap, looks at Ticadruis' post* Hey! I think he spelled something wrong! *walks up to Tic Tac*

T: Yes what is it peasent?

Phill: I think you spelled something wrong in that last post!

T: What word was it?

Phill: Spaghetti!

T: I know for a fact that I didn't spell it wrong, but I'll check the dictionary just in case.

Phill: *swipes grammar hammer from ticadrius and whaps him for good measure* Well you'll defenetly be spelling everything correctly... or something like that?

T: *stumbles out of castle from blow to the noggin*

Phill: I'm the ruller of the land ............ until somebody else knocks me off....

 

[The Last Great Adventurer]

TLGA: OMG! JOO WALLHaXoR.

Chanter: Wha....what?

TLGA: IMO JOO R TEH SUX!

CHANTER: Come again? *inches toward his gramar hammer*

TLGA: OMG Look behind you a Three HEaded Monkey *points behind chanter*

Chanter: *stupidly looks*

TLGA: OMG NooB! *leaps at Chanter and swats him into orbit with his own Grammar Hammer*

Chanter: *fading into the distence* Cuuuuuuurrrrrsseeeeee yooooooooouuuuuuuu Adventurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr.............

TLGA: WOOT! I am TEH L337! *sits on throne*

OMG OMG LOL ROTFL

I am now Ruler of the Land.......

 

[Jango Fett]

*sneaks up on TLGA and mugs him . Then threw him the dungeon.*
Jango Fett : WHO DA' MAN !
Town People : YODA DA MAN !
Jango Fett :No you fatheads ! I AM !
Town People : OH !

JANGO FETT IS THE RULER OF THE LAND !

 

[Haha Monkey]

Too late for me...
8(

 

[King Genius XIII]

*I.R. comes in.*

I.R: I are King Genius, I are taking away throne from iddiot.
*Jango still has the Grammar Hammer which causes I.R to orbit alongside Phillip.*

KG: OK! Now that I've showered off that yucky puke I can destroy you with my George Lucas Lawyers! They'll sue you out of your throne and give it to me for some reason...

JG: But aren't you reincarnated as I.R. Baboon?

KG: Næh... He seems to think so. But I thought I was dead too, so i got reincarnated as a T-rex. Then I found out that I wasn't dead so, now I'm back to my good old self again! Lawyers, get him...
*King Genius the T-rex eats the lawyers.*

KG: ****! You stupid reincarnation... How can you eat my lawyers... Now how will I get Jango out of his throne?
*Looks at T-rex. jango runs away in fear of being eaten by me*

KG:Me and my reincarnation are now rulers of the land!

 

[Haha Monkey]

KG: HAH! You again, you silly ninja monkey! What can you possibly hope to do to beat my T Rex?
Me: SUPER DUPER CRAPPY SEQUEL ATTACK!
*Jurassic Park 3 flashes before the t rex's eyes and he runs away crying at the lameness and misrepresentation of him and his fellow dinosaurs. I then proceed to rain showers of shurikens on KG, filling him with holes. I am once again the rightful ruler of the land.*

 

[Fourside]

When MK threw me into space, i landed on an alien planet. I told about everything,and they said they would help me.

I came back to earth in a huge starship.

Me: Look who's laughing now,Haha! Now you can't defeat me!
Haha:What?

*Fries Haha with his giant laser cannon*

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND! HAHAHAHEHEHEHE!

 

[Link_in_park]

from the ejection of my electronic hi-tec chair i land near samus's house! I ask her if she will help me over throw fourside and his evil alien crew! she says yes! we go to the castle and...
FS:MUHAHAHAHA YOU THINK YOU, LINK_IN_PARK, CAN OVER THROW ME AND MY EVIL ALIEN CREW!?
Me: YES I DO... WITH THE HELP OF...

Samus pops out from the corner and shoots him and probably lays about 20 glory holes in his stamach.
then his evil alien crew comes and samus starts killing them all 1 by 1. as soon as shes done i say...

Me:I AM RULER OF THE!--
Samus aims here charge gun at me!
Me: I mean... WE ARE NOW RULER OF THE LAND!
she puts it down.

 

[ender]

After being attacked with a grammar hammer I come back with a RULER OF THE LAND mallet. I smash everyone with my RULER OF THE LAND mallet. Now, my mallet is RULER OF THE LAND

 

[t^grun]

i drop a shiny coin and for some strange reason the "former" ruler of the land is attracted to it and gets off the thrown and trips i am the ruler of the land

 

[Ocarina]

*does a drive by shooting with a shockwave gun*

Ocarina: That should do it! *goes inside*

t^grun is dead on the floor.

Ocarina: Well, that worked!

I am... THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[King Genius XIII]

*I get over the emotional pain of the horrible Jurassic Park movie...*

Me: I can't believe thay made Spinosaurus eat people...

*I go to kill Steven Spielberg, but his death is not enough, I am enraged on mankind, and go wild in Hollywood, killing all humans*

Me: MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Take this, humans, how dare you destroy the good name of dinosaurs! I hate you!

*Meanwhile, for some reason, I.R. Baboon (my third self) finds a antigravity thing, which is very heavy, in space. He grabs it and falls on the Earth, splattering Ocarina into small bloody particles.*

I.R: I are being ones again ruler of the landing! I are king! Being best with big shiny butt!