Ruler of The Land

[Ticadrius]

(Tic is in Héll)

Tic: So, do we have a deal?
Satan: I think we can work something out.
Tic: I'll have my people call yours.
Satan: We'll do lunch.

(At lunch)

Tic: So, my lawyers have this proposal prepared for you that I've carefully looked over.
Satan: (Little does he know, all the lawyers are my lackeys!)
Tic: Did you say something?
Satan: Uh....no. This looks fine, I think we have a deal.

(At throne)
Satan: Unknown X, prepare for an enternity of toment (pokes him off throne with his stabby trident!)

Unknown X: NOOOO!!!

Tic hops up on the throne and calls out:

I AM NOW RULER OF THE LAND!

Satan: AND I HAVE TICADRIUS'S SOUL!

 

[Bob Omb]

::walks in with a bucket of paint::
::Tic talks, with his normal voice talking parallelly with a scratchy evil voice::
Tic:WHO DARES ENTER MY THRONEROOM?
Bob OmbI didnt want to pur Bob because thats not my real name and Bo sounds stupid)Uhhh... I do.
TicREPARE FOR YOUR...
::Bob-Omb throws the paint at Tic, and tics voice comes up::
Tic:Oh my good-golly-gosh!!! Itll take some time to get this out!!!
::as tic runs to the bathroom, a loud "GRRRL" sound pops up, and instantly Satan jumps out of Tics body as Tic falls over.
Satan:this isnt funny. I shall end this now.
Bob-Omb:why arent you yelling anymore?
Satan:because I dont wanna be banned. Now its time to...
Bob-omb:Butt-head
Satan:I suppose you dont know who your dealing with. I am the prinve of demons. The king of Death. The Master f Darkness. the ruler of...
Bob-Omboo-brain
Satan::you big... big... bully!!! Go away!
::satan sinks into the floor, and Bob-omb spits on him before hes done::
NOW I AM THE PERSON WHO SITS IN THE BIG CHAIR!!!

 

[Link_in_park]

Me: WOW THATS A BIG CHAIR!!!
BO: Heh Heh, Yeah!
I see a button next to the chair
Me: Hey whats this button do!?
BO: NO DONT TOUCH THAT!!!!!!
I press the button
BO: Uh ho
BO Falls down into a gaint pit of acid, I hear horrible screams coming from there for the next 3 nights...
Me: Well i think ill warm his seat for him... (Cough Cough)

I am the non-comunist ruler of the land

 

[Rock Man X]

Rock Man X: Hey, Link_in_Park.

Link_in_Park: Hey, Rock Man X.

Rock Man X: Guess what?

Link_in_Park: What?

Rock Man X: Gullible is written on your forehead. Go to the mirror and see.

Link_in_Park: Really!? *He rushes to a bathroom*

Mwee hee hee...
I am Ruler of the Land!

 

[Jango Fett]

*He comes back when he saw no babes . Then I saw Rock Man X on my throne . That angered me . I run up to him and shoves him off*

Jango Fett: *** ****ERS ! I am da RULER !

 

[Bob Omb]

*climbs out of the pit*
Jango:you, why... why didnt you burn?
Bobomb:because I landed on a floaty tube
Jango:...and the screaming
Bobomb:I was hoping someone would hear, but now I just realize I could use the later so... I did. Now may I have throne back, please.
Jango:*looking down, all sad-like*ohhh aaaaallllriiiiiighhht*jumps in red convertible filled with young women, but then drives off the cliffs out side the building and dies*
Bob-Omb:boy, that was easy!!!
NOW, I AM THE RULER OF THE LAMBS!!!

 

[Holy Sock]

Holy Sock: Sir, some immature jack@$$ marked your lambs with paintballs.
Bob Omb: Holy S***! *Gets up to see lambs.*
Holy Sock: *Sits on throne and sees Bob Omb get back* SUCKER!
I AM THE @$$HOLE KING OF THE THRONE! YAAAY! I AM KING, HEAR ME TWEET!

 

[Rock Man X]

::Jacks Sock's mighty source of power...the paintball gun!::

Me: Mwee hee hee.... I have you now....

Sock: No, you don't. That's just a paintball gun.

Me: Ah, h***! ::grabs Bob Omb, lights his fuse and tosses it at Sock. Bob Omb kills them both::

Mwee hee hee....
I am supreme!

 

[firaga01]

Rock Man X: I the king of the world! YAY!

Firaga01: Are you sure you are?

**Firaga looks behind him. All the country people are sick of the present king and come storming in the castle, ultimately killing Rock Man, decapitating him, and finally sticking his head on a stick that will be given to the leading rodent of the Flying Squirrel Squadron .**

Firaga01 then takes up the throne crowns himself THE RULER OF THE WORLD!! He is armed with a Squadron of Flying Squirrels with Rock Man's headhead and lots of rural countrypeople with pitchforks!

 

[Rock Man X]

::is rebuilt by Dr. Light's entity and now comes back. Switches to the Gravity Well and shoots one causing all the pitchforkers and the Flying Squirrel Squadron to get sucked up in it::

Me: Now you're gonna get it!

::switches to Toxic Burst and fires it at firaga, causing him to get a high toxicity level and die::

Mwee hee hee...
I am the Ruler!

 

[firaga01]

firaga01 is summoned back from the cosmic entities by eidolon-class dark matter and assumes his form once more.

He rebuilds his flying squirrel army and tells them to throw the Sacred, Decapitated head of Rock Man back at its master!

So, one night, as Rock man sleeps on the coveted throne, the squirrels fly into the Smash World Castle and surround Rock Man. They pull out a rocket launcher and use his head as ammunition.

BAM! We now have TWO decapitated heads of Rock Man flying around with my Squirrel Brigade.

As firaga crowns himself RULER OF THE WORLD once again, he immediately starts researching better weapons than decapitated heads. Suddenly, he finds an answer to all his problems. He gives it to a secret person who will use it when the time is right.....

 

[t^grun]

t^grun finds that secret person and corrupts him. I then turn him against him^ and I am THE RULER OF THE LAND

 

[Rock Man X]

::rebuilt again::
::gets Steven Seagal to act for t^grun::

Me: Now suffer the my wrath! ::turns around and covers ears as Seagal starts acting::

t^grun: Grrraaaahhhhrrrgggghhh! My eyes! My eyes! ::dies due to Seagal's bad acting::

Mwee hee hee...
Need I say it?

 

[Bob Omb]

::walks in::
RMX:What!?! I thought I blew you up...
BO:uhhh... no...
RMX:teh, guess Im just gonn...
BO:Im here for your entertain ment
RMX:*smiles and nods* oh sure, oh sure. Go ahead, go ahead...
BO:*takes out trombone and starts his atrocious music*
RMX:MUSIC...STINKS...SO...BADLY...::blows up::


ONCE AGAIN, I AM THE RULER OF THE LAMBS!!!

 

[Mic_128]

*I walk in* "Hey Bob Omb! I hear you play the trombone! play me something!"
BO: "Ok!"*Pulls out trombone and takes a deep breath*
Me: "I hope you like bubblegum!"*throws a large glob of gum in the trombone, causing a extremely large buble grows from the trombone*
Me: ****!
BO: I'll pop it!
Me: Nooooooooo!
*gum explodes covering the entire country in gum.*
BUBBLEGUM IS THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Link_in_park]

I walk in
Me: Hey look bubble gum!
I stuff all the gum in my mouth all of a sudden I full like I gotta take a dump I lay a throne thats like a toilet and sit on it
Me: Ahhhhhhh... thats better...
I'm now the ruler or the (Fart Noise) Land

(SORRY IF I SICKED SOMEONE OUT... )

 

[Rock Man X]

Townspeople: Rock Man X, save us!
Me: What's the matter?
Townspeople: That Link guy is stinking up the place with his cronic s***.
::grabs a huge house and crushes Link_in_Park with it::

Townspeople: HOORAY! Ding dong! The Link is dead, the Link is...(continuous fanfare)

Mwee hee hee...
Once again....

 

[Link_in_park]

Me: Hey Rockman X!!!
RMX: What!?
Me: They realesed Megaman X7 early!
RMX: REALLY!?
Me: YEP!
RMX Runs to the nearest Funcoland or gamestop while I steal the throne

Me: I AM THE RULER OF THE LA--- Hey look bubble gum!

 

[Rock Man X]

:omes back extremely disappointed::
Me: That wasn't very nice!
Link: Yeah, and? :hew chew::
Me: Feel my wrath! ::jumps in like a freak and rips off Link's left hand:: Let's see you save the world now, b****.
Link: Source of power....fading....need triforce....self narration.... not.....helping.... ::he keels over::

Mwee hee hee....

 

[Kit Fox]

Kit Fox: HEY! Look over there! There is something cool going on over there!

Rock Man X: Cool! ::runs to check:: Hey there is nothing there!

Kit Fox: Keep on checking, I'm sure you'll find it!

Rock Man X: OK.........

Kit Fox: ::Sits on throne::

Kit Fox: MESA JAR JAR BINKS! Mesa da ruler ofsa da land!

 

[Rock Man X]

Me: :omes back with a rabbid skunk:: Is this what I'm looking for? ::tosses skunk onto Fox's face::

Fox: ACK! I didn't know there was actually something there! ::skunk rips his face off::

Me: Oh...he died...uhhhh....Oh well!


Suffer my continuous maniacle laughs!
Mwee hee hee! Mwee hee hee! Mwee hee hee!
Mwee hee hee....

 

[Link_in_park]

Some How my arm regrows and im tired
RMX: MWEE HEE HEE HEE (And so on)
Me: Hey! SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!
RMX: Ya!? What're you gonna do abo--
I throw a boot at his head and he dies
Me: Awewel--- (SNOR SNOR)
Alas, no one is the ruler of the land...

 

[Rock Man X]

::rebuilt::
::goes over the horizon and signals a huge Triforce in the sky, Bat Man style! Then, wakes up Link::

Me: Look! Over There! The Tri-symbol! You're needed!
Link: I'm off to save the Princess! ::he leaves::

Mwee hee hee....

 

[firaga01]

i am getting surpemely sick of Rock man's regeneration.

Firaga01 ahs waited numerous millenia for his regeneration to be completed. he was killed by his own friend many pages ago.

Now, it is time to summon the flying squirrels once more.

Flying Squirrels: SKREE!!!!!!

Firaga01 commands them to the top of Dr. Light's laboratory, and see that he is at work making thousands of Rock Man clones!

Well, he has had enough of this.......

The Squirrels plant C4 charges all over his abse and destory the cloning facuility with Dr. Light in its residence. Now! onto the creation!

My countrypeople have been regenerated through these many pages. I send them along with my flying squirrels up to the top of the spire and take the crown from Rock man's head before I sentence him to a gruesome death in front of my very own eyes with pitchforks and squirrel bites.

HEHEHEHEHE! I am now the ruler of the world!

[size=0.4]And my secret weapon has not been revealed yet....[/size]

 

[Link_in_park]

I walk in the castle...
01: Hey! What are you doing here!?
Me: Hey is this your secret weapon!?
01: NO DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!
I press the button while saying " oooooo whats this button do? "
and the throne blows up and is sent back to where ever he came from!

I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Rock Man X]

::rebuilt by Dr. Cain::
::Grabs Navi and Tatl and points X-Buster at them::

Me: Surrender, or the faeries get it!

Link: Go ahead, they're annoying!

Me: ::Kills Navi and Tatl:: Hah! Now you can't see how I'm supposed to be dealt with!

Link: S***!

::Kills him with X-Buster::

Mwee hee hee....
Deja vu!

 

[firaga01]

Indeed, i was flung back to my Homeland. however, this was not through the work of my secret weapon. Link installed a catapault in the throne.

However, that homeland turned out to be an ethereal realm of plasma-related entities.

Now its time to have som fun with fire.

I open up an inter-dimensional gateway back to the land of SWF and lead an army of Balrogs (fire-infused demons. fire can be fueled by continuous recycling of plasma) into the castle. There, the Balrogs manage to subdue Rock in his fitful rages since his X-buster has no affect upon energy-based-life forms.

Again, as always, i order my minions to execute him on the spot in a fiery and agonizing doom of metal.

I am the king of the world!
[size=0.21]And in the meantime, I finish installing the last components of my secret weapon.......[/size]

 

[Rock Man X]

::Grabs one of the balrogs nearby and takes their power::

Me: Mwee hee hee! I got, Plasma Phaze!

::fires the Plasma Phaze and kills the balrogs::

Me: Now you're mine! ::socks 01 in the face, making him unconsciuos::

Mwee hee hee.....again.....

 

[Link_in_park]

My body was destroyed but now im able of more capablitys! I now am in control of a suit like Samus's and I can transfrom back into My normal self...

In Samus mode i enter building
Me (In Girl voice To imatate Samus):Come here boy sheck these doubles out!
RMX: (Starts drooling and walks near me)
I take out my plasma Beam and then I melt his head

I turn back into link mode

Me: I am now the ruler of the land!

 

[King Genius XIII]

The King is back!

I was revived by some Dragonballs by my friends, but how they knew about me when the world had ended beats me...

Me: That's right, It's your worst nightmare, now listen!
I put on some earplugs so i can't hear anything, then I put on an N'Sync CD.
Link_in: NOoooooooooooooo! I hate boybands!!!!!!!
Link_in_Park's head explodes from listening to the worst type of music since the teletubby songs.

I am da rula of da land!

 

[firaga01]

Saved by Rock Man's pity, I finally activate my secret weapon.

The throne room starts hovering. Suddenly, it flies up into the sky. A hologram projector scans the King for his DNA scan. It is not compatible. He is ejected from the throne and sent plummeting to his ultimate and bloody death. Too bad it was so quick........

I then simply climb into the throne room and activate the DNA scan. I am seated on top of the throne and a protecrive shield blocking all forms of energy and weaponry has been enforced around my throne. Laser guns and chain guns now stand where there was a throne room.

Now it is time to get down to business, declare that I am the KING OF THE WORLD, and start trying to find Dr. Cain's lair to kill Rock Man for good..............

 

[Kit Fox]

::Some how Kit's Fox face regenerates::

::Kit Fox shoves him off and sits on throne::

Me: Suckers! DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING?!

King Genuis XII: DARN YOU! WE WILL MEET AGAIN SPIDER-MAN!

Me:Yeah... Whatever!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Me: Told you we would meet again, Spiderman!
Kit: Noooooo! Not the insecticide... Oh, wait... I'm not spiderman! Inscticide can't kil me!
Me: This is Foxicide!
Kit: I give up...
*Kit quietly steps from the throne and agrees to become my humble servant*

 

[Osco316]

Osco summons a fire golem which incinerates King Genius. Osco is now the ruler of the land.

(That's what too much Diablo 2 will do to you)

 

[King Genius XIII]

King Genius summons High, who gets really mad and burns Osco to crisp (High is a character from the best Anime ever: Otto Koni-Chan)

King Genius XIII rules!

 

[kirbyultimate]

ROUND 1! FIGHT!

"What?" says King Genius "Where did that come from?"

"Nowhere," says kirbyultimate. He suddenly jumps into the air screaming like a madman, after landing on top of Genius' head, he twists his neck with his legs, effectively landing on the throne at the same time.

"Some genius"

 

[Link_in_park]

I walk in as Samus mode!
UK: Muhahahaha I will steal your powers!
He starts to suck in!
I charge my Ice beam and shoots him in the mouth!
He gets a major brain freeze and thus he dies! HAHAHAHAHAHA

I am the ( Yum ice beam ) Ruler of the land!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Me: *twists head back together*
*I blow a wistle, and my Spanish Armada comes and gets Link_in-Park and take him to a faraway place where they run their swords through him and turn him into a bloody pulp.

Me: There you go for killing the guy I was gonna kill! I wanted revenge on him for insulting me.

 

[Rock Man X]

100 Posts!

::rebuilt::

Me: KGXIII es muy, muy malo! Tu mataste Link_in_Park!

KG: You can't trick me with your spanish speaking skills!

Me: So? ::grabs triangles that are not even there on KG's body:: I yank these thingys, relieving you of your powers!

KG: NOO! ::he dies::

Mwee hee hee.....
(I feel so not original....)

 

[King Genius XIII]

*I am reincarnated as a flying minotaur with tentacles and an eel for a tail named Pantyhose.*

Me: Fool! You didn't know about my power to reincarnate into totally random cool things! Now I will destroy you with my powerful flying minotaurness.

I wrap Rock Man X in pantyhose and use him as a yoyo.

Pantyhose: I am now ruler of the land!