Ruler of The Land

[CO Cheddar]

Me- Oh. Sorry about the siggy!
Jet- That's okay!
Me- Hey, want something to eat?
Jet- Sure! *Eats my evil casserole of Doom* Oof! *Falls unconcious*
Me- Excellent! I am RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[jet]

ME- ok let's make this quick *pulls out a rocket launcher* Goodbye *boom*

CC- BYe.........

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND

 

[Him]

slowly walks up to jet, turns around and cuts the proverbial cheese.Then drag Jet's body out of throne.LAND GET!!!1

 

[tissue]

Go's up to Him, pops his little face bubble on his avatar, and takes the throne. I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Him]

Gives a Mr.Saturn to tissue who then says "thank you mr. man person" unknowing that it's a soul sucking Mr.Saturn and sucks his soul.Land obtainded!!??/.

 

[Mr. Quizmo]

*Quizmo walks up to him*
Can I offer you an umbrella
Him: Why?
Quizmo: This! *Quizmo pulls lever, dunking Him into a giant bucket of water*
Quizmo: Now i'm King of the land!

 

[jet]

Hey Mr. Quizmo, meet Mr. Mallet *bam*

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND

 

[Mic_128]

Since no-one's posted in a while, all players have allen asleep. I lift Jet ofthe throne, cover it in supa glue and sit myself safely knowing that

I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[SPAZ]

Me- walks up to throne and notices how mic is glued to it.

me-throws slugs all over the throne..

mic- struggles to sit up but cant cause of glue.

slugs- and since slugs like to eat glue, eats the glue and eats mic too!

I sit down and hope that my short attention span wont hinder me in keeping my place as RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[SPAZ]

Me-Gets tired of watching slugs slime all over the place.


Me-Forgets why I am sitting on this hard uncomfortable throne instead of playing smash, so gets up and walk away.

There is now-No ruler of the land?!

 

[Pokemasterkatie]

I simply sit on the throne to become THE NEW RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[jet]

And I simply boot you out of the throne

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND

 

[gamecube64]

Gamecube64: hey jet!
Jet: AHHH THE DARK SIDE IS AFTER ME AGIAN! *runs*
Gamecube64: hey cool chair *sits*

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[jet]

*comes back with the hi flyers*

*G64 runs away*

Me- look who's runnin now

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND

 

[SPAZ]

Comes over with The More powerful members of the Quitos.

jet runs away.

The quitos Are RULERS OF THE LAND!

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Luckily I had set a huge pack of c4 beneath the throne..

*detonates it*..

DIE QUITOS!

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

*takes a seat on the half of the throne that wasn't turned into splinters*

 

[tissue]

The Quitos come back and Zephyr blasts you with Kenisis.

We are rulers of the land!

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Me-Hey tissue, hows it going?
Tissue-fine.
Me- Since we are both in the Quitos, how about you let me sit on the throne for a while?
Tissue-sure!
Me-Thanks!

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!!

 

[Corin]

*places large plate of food on the ground a distance away from the throne* * places fan behind plate* *Turns on fan* *Makes fan blow in Chunky Monkey's direction*
Chunky Monkey: FOOD!
me: I am the ruler of the land!

post 666
you cannot dethrone the devil!

 

[SPAZ]

Who cares?!?!?

Your a water type, I;m electric..So with the rest of the Quitos behind me... me vanquish you with well, <_<...STUFF!

The Quitos are rulers of the land!

 

[Corin]

I pull out a mirror and hold it up deflecting your electricity back at you and sending you and the Quitos flying!
I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!! MWAHAHAHA!

*no longer the devil*

 

[SPAZ]

But you are still a water type<_<. so, run along now:D YAWWWWN...Quitos are rulers of the land again...... <_< >_> >.> <.<

 

[Bowser87]

Hey, Corin, where are ya? (Looks down to a smashed Corin) Oh, sorry! I didn't notice you were there! Oh well, it seems I'm the new RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[SPAZ]

*sorrounds throne with wall of flame, 128 cannons, 3 chain chomps, A couple shy guys (my friends:D ) hidden snares, and some bullet bills* Get past that >=)

 

[Bowser87]

Ha! Thanks for strenghtening up MY defences! Like I said earlier, I am the ruler of the land! You didn't do anything to overthrow me.

 

[SPAZ]

Hey bowser, howd you become ruler of the land? the Quitos are still here ya know.....<_< get him anti-shyguys! And the cannons to<_<

with him blasted out of the way. the Quitos are rulers of the land!
(now look to above post lol)

 

[SPAZ]

Bowser, you didnt overthrow US<_< we were still on the throne while you "sat down on it" lol<_<

 

[Bowser87]

Oh yeah? Koopas, Goombas, Boos, all of my troops, attack! BOOM! Heh heh, now where are those Quitos? ( Sits down on throne) SQUISH! (Blood starts spilling from the throne where I sit) So that's where they were! I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND, again.

 

[Mic_128]

*throne cracks having Bowser*& fall bang his head and falls unconcious*
I go rip of head and sit on neck Duke Nuke 3d ending style. I am sitting on the throne (heh) and ruler of the land.

 

[Bowser87]

Dang, I was there for a whole week and thought no one would reply again to this topic! Oh well, let's go with plan B: Operation Tornado!
(Builds a stronger castle over the old one with Mic_128 inside)
The old castle crumbles, and I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Atsbe787]

Atsbe787:Hey Bowser87, want some *Insert Bowser87's favorite drink name here*?
Bowser87:Sure!*Drinks(favorite drink)*
Atsbe787:But I have to warn you I put ex-lax in your drink!
Bowser87:*Runs to Bathroom*
Atsbe787:Now I am....THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!

 

[Bowser87]

Where's the bathroom when you need one? Ah! I know! I'll use the throne as a toilet! (****s over the throne with Astbe787 in it.)
Now let's evacuate this. (Trap opens, the throne and Astbe fall into oblivion). I'm THE RULER OF THE LAND, once again!

 

[Corin]

*falls out of the sky*
me: AHHHHHHH!!!
*lands on loose floorboard which bowser is standing on the other end of*
Bowser gets sent flying (yay for levers!) and I am once again, the RULER OF THE LAND!!!

 

[Mic_128]

Unfortunately the floorboard collapses having Corin fall through. I pull myself out of the rubble, get a firehose and clean the throne off (**** bowser!) and sit on the throne.
am ruler of the land.

 

[SPAZ]

then I come along and.... GO ROBO-SMILLEY!:D

and it blasts you of the throne! I am ruler of the land!:D

 

[Mic_128]

You posted your sig and Every mod in every planet at all come and destroy you and i sit on the throne again.

 

[Chunky Monkey]

I waitfor a few hours unitl mic 128 goes to the bathroom and I sit on the throne and become
THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!!

 

[Icecap]

Me: Hey chunky monkey they just released SSB 3!!! You won the 1st copy!!!

CM: AWESOME!!! =goes to get ssbm 3, which is obviously fake=
Hey this is a fake game!! GRR...

Me: Haha! I am now the RULER OF THE LAND!!!!!:D

(edit: took out siggy, even though its very small...sorry mods)

 

[Thomsonsst]

Thomsonsst: oi Icecap your car is melting

*icecap gets up and falls into a trap door filled with sharp spikes.

Thomsonsst: ha ha

Thomsonsst is now the ruler of the land

 

[Omnigamer]

Me: *looks intently at Thomsonsst*

T: What are you staring at me for?

Me: Just wonderin what your reaction will be once you find out your car has blown up.

T: What!? *Leaves to go check on car*
Hey... there's nothing wrong with it!

*Car explodes*

ME: Mwahahahaha.... I am now ruler of the land!!!!