Ruler of The Land

[Quetzalcoatl]

I eat cubed64

 

[CloudKid2k4]

EDIT: oops dobule post.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

i sit on the throne.

I am ruler of the land.

Quezcotal you DIDNT sit on the throne.

 

[Cubed64]

Quetzalcotal and Cloudkid suddenly die from a disease known as crappy-post-itis. It effects those who post crappy replys to forum games.

Seeing as i have the antidote i cant be infected, so i take back the throne from the unimaginative Cloudkid.

I make a law that the next person has to post in 1337 talk:D

I am the RULER OF THE LAND

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Ace:Well, well! Cubed you are ruler. and you declare that I must post in 1337 talk. WTF is that! I have no clue what that is so I'll just ignore your stupid law.
Cube: To tell you the truth, I don't know what it is either.
Ace: And your criticizing about crappy posts... shame on you!
Cube: (Whines like a dog)
Ace: On another subject, I have come up with a new way to rule the land. So Cube don't worry. I am not going to take your throne. Instead, I will create a council and that council will rule as a group.
Cube: Sounds good to me.....(He he, this fool, once they all get in the castle I will kill him and all his companions.)
Ace: The council will consist of you, me, Cloudkid, Chaoser and Mic 128. That way most people are happy, and if we agree on Democracy then that is all that matters.
Cube: Okay, well lets have a council meeting right away.
CK: I am here...
Chaoser: Hey!
Mic: I never asked to be on this **** council.....
Ace: None of you did, but it will be easier to......... to...... kill you alll!!!!!!!
All: Wha!!!!!!
Ace: Just kidding.
Cube: (little ******* almost beat me to the punch)
Ace: But there is one of us who deserves to die...... Cubed! You have been plotting to kill us all ever since I told you about the council.
Cube: How did you know!?
Ace: I read your mind! Now die!

(CK, Chaoser, and Mic all kill Cube)

We are ruler of the land. Mwa ha hah ahhh!

 

[SakuraPichu]

*Due to my lack of internet (most of my posts were from college), this will probably be my last post for a while.

I come up to the throne to say my goodbyes. It's a teary farewell but we get over it and get on with our lives.
'Cause everyone's real sentimental right now, they let me have the throne, one last time.

I am the ruler of the land!

*beware, i shall return! I swear upon my 400 posts!

 

[Cubed64]

While everyones crying i come back to life because i have auto-life activated.

C64: awwww, SakuraPichu is leaving the forums, that is kinda sad ........oh well, just one less person to kick me off my throne.
SP: gee, thanks guys for letting me rule the land one last time before i go
Mic: no prob
Ace: yeah, we sucked as leaders anyway
Ck: we sure did
Ch: yeah, hey guys, since we are all smashbuddies, lets go play some smash
C64: Excellent, now i only have to kill SakuraPichu.

*i walk up to SakuraPichu*

C64: hey i heard you were leaving
SP: yeah, i am
C64: well then, no reason for you to be ruler!!!

*i twist SakuraPichu's neck till it rips off*

C64: ahh, so satisfying. Now to get rid of the smashbuddies

*while they are ignorantly playing smash i stuff SakuraPichu's head full of explosives and throw it to the smashbuddies*

Mic: huh?
Ck: huh?
Ace: huh?
Ch: huh?
C64: heh!

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am RULER OF THE LAND

Oh and Ace(fox), 1337 talk is elite talk. Its where you replace letters for numbers and symbols.

 

[Mic_128]

Dy1ng i5 t3h sux0r5! *ahem*

Amazingly, I survived the blast and stand up and dust myself off.
Me:I said I didn't want to be in that council. Didn't I!?
C64: Are you going to do something OTHER than yell at the corpses here?
Me: What? No way. I'm heading back to the lighthouse. Too much E3 goodness! *runs off*
C64: Good idea! *also runs off*
*I come back from the other side of the castle*
Me: Good thing the castle has net acess.
*Sits on the throne and logs into smashboards and goes to the lighthouse*


EDIT: Tyco, What's a Labtop? Is it like a Laptop?

 

[Tyco]

Mic get's mad because the battle arena is supposedly NEVER going to be up.

Tyco: Hey mic the battle arena works on my labtop!
Mic: Really! Must... have... LABTOP!!!!
*runs to labtop and labtop self-destructs*
Tyco: Runs into castle and sits on throne...

I'm once again ruler of the land!!!!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Lightnings strike as the throneroom blacks out and a scary music starts playing and a loud roar fills the dark throneroom, scared Tyco starts chewing on his fingernails waiting for the lights too turn itself on. Suddently a bright flash lights up the room and in the middle of it stands a smal Pichu.

Tyco: Phew, thought I was dead for sure:o

But then Tyco saw something dark moving in the corner of his eye, he turned around and found nothing. Then he saw the dark thing again and turned around and looked at the Pichu who had a suprisingly large shaddow under it. Without warning a person dropped down from the roof and squished Pichu and walked right upp too the throne and faced Tyco.

???: Ah, we meet agian.
Tyco: Who are you?
???: I am Ultima IQ, ruler of Ultimania Zone.
Tyco: Ultimaniac sook? whats that?
Uiq: A place where lost souls faces the darkness of oblivion.
Tyco: Bah, souls, who needs em'.
Uiq: Do you have no faith?
Tyco: Faith is a big fat lie, if you ask me.
Uiq: Then you have no right to be alive.
Tyco: Says who?
Uiq: Says my sword.
Tyco: Eeeeek! Don't kill me I have a wife, three kids, a dog, 3 cats, 25 goldfishes, 2 hamsters and an antfarm.
Uiq: I can see through your futile lies.
Tyco: Oh well, can't blame me for trying... OMG spare me!!! I will be your slave!!! I'll do anything!!! *falls down and kisses Uiq' shoes*
Uiq: Nah! *stomps Tycos head*

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I sit on the throne while ultimaiq2 does the killing

 

[Mic_128]

Jeez Quetza, put some effort in! I inform Tic that Q left out a full stop and that Ult used a word that didn't quite fit so Tic appears
Tic: You both have made a grammatical error. Prepare to meet the hammer! *Hits both with hammer*
Me: Sorry guys. *Sits on throne*

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Originally posted by Cubed64
Quetzalcotal and Cloudkid suddenly die from a disease known as crappy-post-itis. It effects those who post crappy replys to forum games.

Seeing as i have the antidote i cant be infected, so i take back the throne from the unimaginative Cloudkid.

I make a law that the next person has to post in 1337 talk:D

I am the RULER OF THE LAND

hey im not imagintiive i jsut didnt have time like now.

CK: (shoots whoevers on throen.
sits on throne. )I am ruler of the land.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Suddently a kid names Lars barges into the throneroom and cast Life2 on UltimaIQ and they tie CloudKid2k4 onto a wall and start whiping his sorry a**.

Uiq: Had enough CloudKid2k4?
Cloud: Yes, lemme go, I haven't done anything.
Lars: Yes you did, you made a typo.
Cloud: What typo?
Lars: >>>>>(shoots whoevers on throen.
sits on throne). <<<<<<
Cloud: It wasen't me, it was my brother.
Uiq: Prove it! *smacks Cloud in the head with a chair*
Cloud: Blargh I am dead!
Lars: Life2!!!
Cloud: No please don't!!
Uiq: You kill him this time.
Lars: *uses his lighter on Cloud* Heehe burn heehe!
Cloud: Blargh I died again!
Lars: Life2!!!
Cloud: Please let me go.
Uiq: Nevah!!!
Lars: Yeah!!!
Cloud: ...
Uiq: You can hang there intill I feel bored.
Lars: Im bored.
Uiq: Then have some fun with Cloud.
Lars: Yay!
Cloud: Please kill me!!

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Ace: Woa, now this is wrong!
Ult: So what are you going to do about it!
Lars: Yeah!
Ace: Well first I gonna send this Lars guy to his death, then I'll let God handle it from there. As for you Ult., I do believe I will kill you as well, before you can cast Life2.
Ult: Well, now that you have told me your plan I will cast auto-li..... wha! (Looks beside him and sees Lars with his head missing)
Ace: That was easy! Now before you can cast Auto-Life....(I summon Buhamut.) MEGA-FLARE!
Ult: Noooooooo! (Dies.... or did he???? Either way he is missing so I will say he is dead)
Ace: That takes care of that. CK You all right?
CK: Yeah I am cool, thanks!
Ace: It's supposedly what Angels do, no problem!

I am ruler of the land!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

CK: hey ace. why dont we do that team up thing where we take tursn?
Ace: ah okay. rathery you on the throne getting whipped next than me.
CK: (sits on throne) I am ruler of teh land!

 

[SNTRL]

After climbing out of the moat, i walk into th castle

CK:I walk sees CK and Ace disscussing something.
Cha:Hey!........punks.
CK&Ace:what?
Cha:How about a game?
CK:Game?
Ace:What kind of game?
Cha:Just a simple card game thats all
Ace: Like Spades.
Cha: No....like....UNO!!!!(dun..dun.....dunnnn)
CK&Ace:*Gasp!!*

CK:What is the your propostion?
Ace:Yeah?
Cha:Simple...if i win u give me the throne and you both betray each other.
CK:If we win?
Ace:Yeah?
Cha:........ill give you each a peice of candy.
Ace:YAY!!....Candy!!
CK:Hmmmm..deal.

*Starts to play uno*

*CK&Ace both lay down there draw 4er''s on me and both had uno, but when i use my more superior brain to turn each other against the other.*
Cha:Ace Did i mention that if CK wins you don't get any candy.
Ace:But you said each of us

Cha:I meant if you both get me out but since only one of you will be playing after the other gets out, then only one of you will get a peice of candy.
Ace:I can't do nothing about it anyways, cuz after you play its CK's turn.
Cha:But you can tell me what card he has
CK:Ace he's tryin to trick you
Cha:So Ace what will it be?
Ace:uhhhh......ok..he has...
CK:*takes deep breath*noooooooooooooooooooooo.......
Ace: A green 9
Cha: Thanks.lol
*I lay down two draw 2's*
*CK,Conviently picks up a draw 2 also and makes Ace pull out of revenge.*
*Eventually i win*

*They start hating each other..blah..blah..blah and im the ruler*

Im the Ruler of the Land!!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I stick pins into my Chaoser effiggy and sit on the throne

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Ace: WTF, CK. It's all your fault.
CK: Screw you, if you hadn't told him what I had....
Ace: I told him green 9 you idiot, that was nowhere near your blue 3.
CK: Well it's still your fault.
Ace: He got lucky that's all!
CK: Guess yuor right.
Ace & CK: Let's get him!

After realizing our mistake and Chaosers keen way of turning us against each other, we decide not to kill him, but TORTURE him!

Ace: Okay CK, I'll take the throne first, while you torture Chaoser. Then After one hour or so, we'll switch! Sound good to you.
CK: But why do you get the throne first????
Ace: Because you had it last time.
CK: Okay, besides torturing Chaoser is going to be fun!

I am ruler of the land! and CK is torturing Chaoser, who deserves it after turing such unclose freinds against each other.

 

[SabreAnt]

Aha hahahahahaa!! SabreAnt bounds up in a skintight spandex Captain Falcon bodysuit and Up-B's Ace! YEHS! OoOOoOOOooOO!!! Enjoying himself far too much SabreAnt does it again and this time flings Ace out the window and into the wild blue yonder! Show'm your moves!

SabreAnt jumps backwards and flips in true Falcon style, landing his tight, firm little buttocks squarely on the throne. "Come ere little boy!" He jeers to the next would be throne-taker. Oh, and SabreAnt makes a rule that if Quetzalcoatl takes the throne next, he has to involve the words: Banana, Nostril and Bandage in his post. AH hahahahaAHAHAHAA!

SabreAnt is now Ruler of the Land.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Hut hat heyaah!! and the throneroom door is chopped into nice little pices of firewood, and UltimaIQ dressed upp as Link once again faces the evil SabreAnt/C.Falcon.

Uiq: So you want a rematch eh?
SA: Hey Link dosen't talk! but I will fight you agian!!

And the fight starts off with Uiq throwing his boomerang into SAs head knocking 6% out of him. Then SA Up-B's Uiq! YEHS! OoOOoOOOooOO!!! But Uiq quickly counters him with a spinncut and pulls out a bomb and throws it at him. SA brushes of some dust from his skintight spandex suit and Faclon kicks Uiq and goes for a spike, but misses only too be hit by a swordplant. Uiq trying to pull his sword out of the ground gets hit with a punch, punch, kick combo. Then suddently Uiq holds his sword behind his back and starts glowing yellow. Oh shiney! SA says walking stright up infront of Uiq and starts charging his Falcon punch only too get hit by a fully charged Power strike. SA was hit off the cliff, but uses his second jump too recover only to be hit again by a forwrd tilt slash. He recovers with Faclon dive but is hit by a down tilt wich spikes him into his own doom on the floor 1 meter under the throneroom table wich they where fighting on.

SA: OoOOoOOOooOO!!!
Narrator: And the winner is... LINK!!!... I mean UltimaIQ!!!
SA: You may have defeated me again but I will be back.
Uiq: ...
SA: Show me your moves! *runs away*

I am the ruler of the land!

Edit: Anyone wanna see a drawing of UltimaIQ? just ask in ROTL and I'll post it with a ruler of the land taking.

 

[SNTRL]

I get away from the torturing after all the comotion and release a fairy from a bottle to heal me.

*Cha:I must remeber to make CK pay for the torturing, but for now i'll deal with this idiot*

I crip walk in the throne room.
Ult: Ahhh...Chaoser!!
Cha:Hey i read you are trying to be Link.
Ult:So...whats it to you
Cha:Ummm...don't you see my more better green suit, bows, etc...
Ult:Oh yeah!!....Never noticed
Cha:Well there can be only one Link!!!!
Ult:A fight to the death?
Cha:Lets go!!!!

*Suddenly a powerful voice starts to speak*

Voice:Mortal Combat!!!!
*MC music starts*

Cha&Ult:What the.....F..
Voice:Shut your mouths
Cha:Uhhh...yeah..lets fight now Ult

*Ultimaiq and Chaoser have a 3 hour stare down*
Cha: 0_o
Ult:0_o
Cha: 0_o
Ult:0_o
Voice:Fight already!!

*Suddenly Ultimaiq and Chaoser charge at each other with our battle cry''s
Cha:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ult:Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaa
*Chaoser falls on his face*
*Ultimaiq trips over chaoser and falls off the FD stage*
Cha:Huh?.........I win!!!!
Voice:Round 2!!!
*Suddenly i get kicked in the back of my head in fall of stage and while falling to my death*
Cha:How did we get to FD anyway?
Voice:The internet
Cha:Ohhhh..Ahhhh(dead)

Ult:Hahahahaha..i win!!
Voice:Round 3

Ult: D*mn!!
Cha:Im back

Voice:Im getting tired of you two idiots.Im going to kill one of you off.

Ult&Cha:0_o
Ult:Wait...i'll...i'll..give you $200
Cha: A peice of candy
Voice: Deal....die Ultima
*A finger comes out of no where and meteor smash ultima
Voice:Winner!!!..........Chaoser!!!...now back to the castle

Im the Ruler of the Land!!!(No one can resist the power of a peice of candy)

(Ultimaiq i saw ur pic in the Battle pic thread, but yeah post it here)

 

[Cubed64]

C64: hello Chaoser
Ch: oh gawd, its the sadist
C64: thats right, time for some fun!!
*i grab chaoser by the leg, swing him around and throw him into the wall. i then grab a steak knife and cut off all his fingers and toes and pour vinegar all over his bloody limbs*
Ch: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhh
C64: we are just getting started

*i get 4 huge shark hooks and stab them throught the back of Chaoser and hang his, by his back, from the wall, i then get out a cat-o-nine tails with hooks on the end of them and whip him till his back is covered with cuts and blood, i then grab salt and rub it into the wounds*

Ch: whaaaaaaa, stop, just kill me
C64: naaaa

*i break a glass bottle and rub the shards into chaosers face, then i get a lemon and squeeze the juice into his face*

Ch: *crying like a little girl*, stop...... please...... i ......die
C64: okay, ill kill you now
Ch: thank you
C64: kidding!!!
Ch: noooooooooooooooooo

*i take chaoser off the hooks and hang him on a noose outside the throneroom door*

C64: exellent, once again i am RULER OF THE LAND

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Ace: (walking after being completely violated!)..... man that Captian Falcon sure is a friut... I hate him!!!!!! (I come upon Ult. hanging by his nose at the throne room door.) I know CK and I were torturing him, but no human being deserves this!

I enter, after giving Ult. a proper burial.

Ace: Hey! You need to die!
Cube: Blah blah, like I haven't heard it all before.....
Ace: Yeah, but now I have a justifyable reason to kill you with my powers!
Cube: Your angelic powers don't work on me. I am a being of pure light.
Ace: I am a being of pure light. (Mocking Cubed) Lets see how well your stupid light powers compare to my..... my...... Ultamite...... Rotten Tuna Sandwich powers!
Cube: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Ace: Ah, I was just kidding. But seriously, you are going to die! (I realease my sword of light and use my power to appear behind Cube. I put my sword up to his neck... but I don't kill him just yet. I let him know a little secret that he doesn't seem to know....) You honestly don't think that an angel is made of pure light as well! Die, fool! (With that being said I slash his throat, giving him a quick and painless death.)

I am ruler of the land. (For those of you who don't know what is going on, a while back Cubed killed my by saying that he was a being of light, therefore I couldn't kill him.)

 

[Cubed64]

You cant kill me you fool. I will always return.

*i stand up*

Ace: wha????? i killed you
C64: how stupid can you get? I CANT DIE!!!!!! *smacks Ace(fox) on the forehead*
Ace: oww, alright, you asked for it!!!
C64: i sure did
*we both ascend into the air with the music Excalibur playing in the background*

Ace: i am an angel, free of the restrictions of god
C64: i am a light being, all powerful and infinite

*we both attack in a blaze of white light and holy energy, this battle rages for 3 weeks, with no sign of myself or Ace tiring*

C64: we are of equal power
Ace: it seems that way, however i will never give up
C64: well thats one thing we have in common

*another blast of light and holy energy streaks across the sky and we fight again, with the people of the kingdom watching the sky*

C64: so, an angel free of the restrictions of god and a being made of pure white light fight forever while the people never see night because of the energy blasts
Ace: well, you could give up
C64: or i could do this
*i teleport behind Ace and balst him in the back of the head with a huge ball of white energy and he goes flying through several bulidings and mountains, i then create a huge orb and trap Ace in it*
C64: you were right, we are equal, i cant crush you but you cant escape
Ace: so you outsmarted me, well done, but i will escape and kill you, you must see that
C64: you could, or we could unite, our battles are legendary and together we could be the best leaders in all history
Ace: hhhmmmmmmmmm

Will Ace(fox) accept or reject my offer????

but for now, im the RULER OF THE LAND.

 

[ultimaiq2]

I am a being of pure darkness and evil, I will bring an end too all light beings because I am UltimaIQ the Doombringer!

My sword can cut through anything and my gun can fire any type of prjectiles. My Ultima Gear armor is made of dark phantom energy and cannot be harmed. My IQ is higher than infinity. My regenative ability is so strong that I would not be able too feel the pain before fully recovered again.

C64: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
Uiq: Hey! wake up!!
C64: Ah, so thats how you look like, I never realy focused on you.
Uiq: Prepare for your painfully death.
C64: No, the purest of light and good will allways win.

A great battle starts and they fight for 3 hours before UltimaIQ decides too start attacking Cubed64. A mighty blow hits C64 and he falls too the ground criticaly wounded.

C64: Ach! your too strong, how?
Uiq: Because im writing this.
C64: Oh, well I won'y give upp without a fight!! HOLY!!!! *casts Holy*
Uiq: *absorbs the Holy spell* Is that all?
C64: FFS!! OMFG!! BS!! Dark beings are weak against HOLY!! you cheater!!
Uiq: I know, thats why I bought a light ring:D. Say your prayers.
C64: ...eep...

Cubed64 is devoured into darkness as his miserable life meets an end. And our anti hero is once again...

Uiq: Shut up Narrator, this is my line!

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[SNTRL]

*Suddenly the earth begins to shake*
Ult:What the h*ll is going on?
*After 2 minutes of rumbling*

The Castle doors burst open unitl their henges could'nt take the pressure anymore causing the door to fly staright toward Ultimaiq
But he narrowly escapes and when the dust clears and finds.......

Ult:Noo..it..it..can't be..Cubed killed you
Cha:Yes! He did....but listen to my story.

*When he tortured me and hung me by my Nose!!. And Ace came along and gave me(not Ult) a burial. My soul went to the underworld where each minute felt like years of torment and pain. But I proposed a deal with.........the evil king himself. It was simple, bring him more souls for twin sword and...guns.(Sort of Dante like). I can even cast dark energy anytime i want.

Ult:Got any three's
Slave:No

Cha:0_o...Hey!!
Ult:huh?..oh yeah..nice touching story with the lil kid and the shoe and...yeah

Cha: You must die.
*Chaoser takes out his twin guns(Ike&Tina) and blast away at Ultimaiq, but Ultimaiq throws the slave in the crossfire.*
*Still the bullets pass through the slave and gives ultimaiq a small scratch on the shoulder*
Ult:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Cha:Burns like hot ice does'nt it? These are h*lls guns, my friend...there can be only one evil being...now die.
Ult:0_o..noooo
*Chaoser suddenly vinishes and appears right infront of ultimaiq and whispers......*
Cha:I will be the only evil....the only..get my drift?
*Ultimaiq 6 secs were up after chaoser tells him the message*

Ultimaiq does die but his soul is now chaoser's
*Chaoser put his soul into the the soul globe and sits on the throne waiting patiently for the next victim.*
Cha:I'll keep his ring, it might prove useful to me.

I'm the Ruler of the Land!!

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

MY method for becoming Ruler of the Land is quite simple. when Chaoser is not looking i grab his soul sphere and bury it in the back yard, then i grab his guns using my pick pocketing skillz i got from reading this book. *holds up book titled How to Pick Pockets *

me: Hey, Cha, how about trying to shoot me!

Cha: sure, why not? what else is a ruler of the land to do? *reaches for his guns but finds them gone* Hey, what happened to my guns?

me: Looking for these? *holds up the guns*

Cha: ya thanks! *walks forward to grab them, but as he is reaching for them i side step and trip him, puting him on the ground.*

me: haha! *points guns at Cha* wait a sec. *snaps fingers and Cha's soul sphere appears in my hand, then i smash it, releasing Ult*

Ult: thnx 4 letting me out!

me: quiet you!

Ult: yes sir. (this is bcuz im writing this, like Ult was b4*

alright Cha, you die now.

Cha: NOOOOO!!!! *gets shot a lot*

then I walk to the throne and use Ult as my henchman.

I AM RULER OF THE LAND!!!

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Ace: Hmmmmmmm? Well seeing as I am trapped here, I guess that leaves me time to think....... Unite with him? Well we would make a pretty good team. And I don't see any way out of this thingy..... yet, at least. But I have other freinds, and this may cause me to betray them. That I connot do for sure. And he may be trying to get me to drop my guard, so he may find a way to beat me. But we would make a good team indeed!!!!! Anyways, it's time for me to get out of here.

I teleport to another realm thinking that I will appear there without the prison-like orb, but to no avail.

Ace: Dammit!!!! I can't get out of this thing! Oh well. Its not worth it, I am just going to accept his offer anyways, then he'll set me free.... I think.....

I am not ruler of the land but I will accept Cube's offer!

P.S. After reading Cubes proposal I just had to accept ASAP. But I didn't read the next few posts. So, I am glad to have teamed up with him. The world may need us as a team. People around here are getting pretty powerful. Cube man, hurry and let me out!

P.S.S. Upon re-reading, I discovered that Ult. posted after cube not Cha. Therefore I find that Cubed is critically damaged and I can't remember what happened to him, but you has to let me out of this thing man, TRUST ME!

 

[Cubed64]

C64: you chose well Ace(fox), i shall release you from my light sphere *releases Ace(fox)* but remember, we are equal, and if you break my trust, you will suffer the ultimate consequences.

Ace(fox):........

What will Ace(fox) do in his next post? Stay tuned!

C64: right now im going to seek revenge on ultimaiq2, who for some reason turned himself into a lead pencil drawing????? Weird??

For now i am the RULER OF THE LAND!!!!!!

 

[SabreAnt]

Wow, and I thought same-sex marriages were banned. Seeing the weirdos, C64 and Ace frolicking in nearby paddocks, SabreAnt dashes out to meet them! Falcon style!

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End result: SabreAnt is now Ruler of the Land!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultima IQ bursts into the throneroom.

Uiq: Hello, Falcon, we meet again.
SA: OOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOO Yeah!!
Uiq: Thats why I brought a 'friend', say hello to Ness.
Ness: Okgay!
SA: Show me your moves!
Ness: Okgay!
SA: Show me your moves!
Ness: Okgay!

A few hours later.

SA: Show-me-YOUR-moves!
Ness: okGAY!
SA: OOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOO Now I get it!!! hes saying im ***! You will pay for that!!
Ness: Imgay!
SA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *Falcon Dives Ness* Ohyesh!!
Ness: Ouch!! PK Thunder! *hits himself and launches into SA*
SA: OOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOO Falcon Punch!! *hits a wall*
Ness: PK Fire! *burns SA*
Uiq: This is boring *Shoots Ness and fights SA*
SA: Falcon Kick!
Uiq: *grabs SA with a timing of a computer level 9* Hehe!
SA: Lemme go OOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOO *is hurled of the stage*

SA tries too recover but is shot by Uiq into the deathline.

SA: OOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[SNTRL]

I come in with guns blazing(that i got back)
Cha:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*deep breath*...Ahhhhhhhh....

*Looks around everything is torn apart, but no dead bodies, just ultiamiq sitting in the throne.
Ult:You really have to work on your aim...dude.
Cha:Yeah..why don't you put this apple on your head in stand against that wall over there.
Ult:Why?..your only going to try and kill me

(Sorry have to go to school now, so...)

Cha: Well take this.

*Forms a dark energy ball to knock Ulrimaiq out of the castle but not to kill him.*
Cha:I'll finish him later
Anyways for now..

I'm the Ruler of the Land
(Nooo....bus)

 

[Ace(Fox)]

SA is calling me gay.... HAH, like your one to talk.

Anyways, now I am free, and have been brutally threatened by Cube.

Ace: Well, how is this alliance supposed to work if he commands me all the time? Ah! I'll just see how it works out....

I appear at the throne room.

Ult: He heee! I am ruler of darkness! And I am on a 2D peice of paper. Look out fools, you are no match for the awsome power of ME!!!!!!
Ace: (tears paper in two) Oh, was I not supposed to do that? Oh dangit, I accidentally killed the ruler of all darkess. Now I can't spend my time toying with him..... crap!

I am, the accidental, ruler of the land!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

CK: oh ace...i have disease...(cough, wheeze)
Ace: what is that?
CK: crappy post-itis
Ace: whats that?
CK: when i have no time to post and post crappy ones.
Ace: like now?
CK: maybe...depending on (cough) when the bell rings for hte end of (wheeze hack cough) class.
Ace: well then ill spice it up AND get rid of you. Ninjas!
CK: oh no (wheeze)
Ace: ha! this works out for me too!
CK: (busts out dual-blades) take this stupid imaginary ninja!
Ninja: (rushes) i dont htink so human typist!
CK: (types that Ninja suddenly dies of heart attack) ha! beat that!
Ninja: uhhghghg noooo! (dies of heart attack)
Ace: no no no...that wasnt supposed to happen.
CK: (grabs ace by the collar.) how dare you! write me 500 sentences on how you treat friend right away!
Ace: okay okay....im sorry. (burst into tears) ill NEVER do it again!
CK: great. (sits on throne) I am ruler of hte land!
Ace: im on 10 right now. only i only get 10 sentence done every post. so ill be busy.....
CK: i know. and now Everyone musta do snetences! i also STILL have pencils!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Now we follow our beloved antihero as he is thrown out of the castle by Chaosers dark energy ball. (What about Ace? and what he wrote in his last post? well my good 'friends'. He was just wrapped in his own delution:D )

Uiq: *Flying through the air* Uaaaaah!! *lands hard, head first into the ground* Uagh!!!, man I gotta stop sounding like Link.

UltimaIQ gets on his feet and fully recovers and mindlessly walks back too the castle repeatly saying "I am the ruler of the land!"

Cloud: Oh no, hes back, that can only mean my time as ruler is comming too an end. But I will not, nonono, I cannot give up so easy.
Uiq: *burst through the newly repaired door* Wops, did I do that?
Cloud: Guards! seize that heathen!
Uiq: Oh! big words for such a smal man.
Cloud: I want him alive!!

20 Guards enter the throneroom and starts forming a circle around Uiq.

Uiq: This might be fun.
Guard1: Hes up too something.
Guard2: Yeah, and I don't like the look in his eyes.
Guard1: What do you mean? We can't see his eyes.
Guard2: You know what I mean.
Guard1: No I don't, all I can see is his black visors
Guard3: Will you two ever shut up?
Cloud: What are you waiting for, ATTACK!!!

All the guard jump Uiq and forces him into the ground, but then real Matrix style Uiq throws them off revealing a massive outburst off energy as he vaporize one guard afther another.

Cloud: ... Ah, I see you are strong mr Anderso,,, I mean UltimaIQ, but I have a secret weapon of destruction that you are very weak against.
Uiq: What?
Cloud: This fish!!
Uiq: Huh?
Cloud: A few (actually many) posts back in time you where defeated by a fish 2 TIMES.
Uiq: Sooooo?
Cloud: Prepare too die!! *throws his fish at UltimaIQ*
Uiq: Go army of hungry cats! *at least 15 cats storms the throne room and a few off them starts eating the fish, the rest tries too eat Cloud because he smals like one:D*
Cloud: Argh! Ouch! that hurts!
Uiq: Aw how cute, look at them playing with Cloud.
Cloud: No not the eyes... *loud scream* my eyes!! my beautifull eyes!!
Uiq: Oh look, a kitten with orange fur and white stirpes (could this be a tiger?)

The tiger jumps at Cloud and starts eating him, but decides too drag his half dead body outside and finish there.

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Ticadrius]

Tic: Guys! I'm back! Did you miss me?
ultimaiq2: Hey, Tic, have you been gone? I didn't notice.
Tic: I love you guys so much! I think need a group hug!
ultimaiq2: Alright, if you say so.

(And like a true ***, I knife you in the gut as we hug. Note: I am white.)

I AM NOW RULER OF THE LAND AFTER A VERY LONG ABSCENCE!

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Ace: Good to see you!
Tic: Yeah I know, everybody loves me!
Ace: Even the gutted guy in the corner?
Tic: Uhhhhhhh....... don't mind that, how bout a hug.
Ace: Sure.....I guess. (This is kinda weird!)
Tic: Hey there buddy! (Proceeds to pull out knife)
Ace: What the **** do you think your trying to do. You can't kill me like that! (In a flash I am no langer in Tic's arms, but hovering on top of him....)
Tic: WTF! How can you do that!
Ace: A lot has happened since you have been gone. Maybe you should read up on it. It should be very entertaining.
Tic: Well, it does sound interesting! (Walks over to the CPU and starts to read the ROTL posts) Just don't kill me.
Ace: I would never kill without a justified cause! Would I?

As for now I am ruler of the land! (Whats going on with Cubed?)

 

[SabreAnt]

Don't worry Ace, I don't think you're gay :D, just Cubed. Who as far as I can tell, is still lying in those paddocks smoking and naked. Just the way I left him :D. Oh that Falcon Dive does wonders I tell you!

Seeing the hug trick working quite well SabreAnt goes to hug Ace and pretends to be about to knife him in the gut, thus getting the same reaction. Ace appears above SabreAnt about to strike, until suddenly Tic reads about all the pricks in this thread and starts swinging his grammar hammer around wildly, shouting things life: "Stupid nicompoop neanderthals!!"
"Can't spell to save you bloody grandmothers!"
"I should purge you all!"
"Rot in hellfire heathens!"

In his mad hammer swinging, Tic splats his hammer across the back of Ace's head sending the supposed angel packing, right through the wall and ploughing down into the ground miles away, like a meteorite. Trying to calm Tic down, SabreAnt points out all the good posts and excellent grammar used by a select few posters. Regaining his senses Tic calms down and continues to read. SabreAnt installs a wall between him and the PC, just to be safe.

SabreAnt is now Ruler of the Land.

 

[Cubed64]

I am here Ace, as always. Now its time for me to seek revenge on Sarberant for accusing me of having homosexual tendenices.

SA: OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOo
C64: thats really annoying
SA: OOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
C64: Is that all you can do???
SA: OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO
C64: k, time for you to die
SA: OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOooooooOOooo

*Sabreant goes to stab me like he did to Ace(fox) but instead i teleport behind Sabreant*

SA: OOOOOOoooooOOooooooOOOOOOOOo?
C64: man your a psyco!!!!

*i encase Sabreant in a orb of pure white light and crush him Degenerator style from FF8)

I am the RULER OF THE LAND