Ruler of The Land

[SNTRL]

*Since Chaoser has'nt been ruler in awhile everyone has forgotten about him*
*Chaoser walks in the throne room*
SoSh: Halt!..who are you?
*You know Chaoser always being calm,cool, and collected so i answered...)
Cha:Im the.......Janitor
SoSh:But shouldnt u have a mop, bucket, gloves, or whatever u ppl have when cleaning, instead of a sword, sheild and twin guns?
Cha:Im the uhhhhh....bug man
SoSh: Thats alot for bugs!
Cha: These are mutated bugs, so im going to ask u to leave for the next two days.
Sosh:What about my throne?..Im going to have to protect it soon...
Cha: Don't worry about that. Im goign to be doing alot of spraying in here so no one will be able to get in
SoSh: Oh ok.........wait....didnt u just say ur the janitor?
Cha: no..i said i was the cable guy.
SoSh:but didnt you ju...ahhh just forget it. Heres the keys just lock up when ur finish.
Cha: Will do
*SoSh walks off into the distance*
Cha: Well thats was a easy non-violent way to return

Im the Ruler of the Land!!!

 

[SakuraPichu]

i come back wit Roy by my side.

Sakura: up B Chaoser of the next throne.
Roy: Cool

Roy up B's Chaoser, i sit on the throne, and

i am ruler of the land!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Uiq: SakuraPichu how could you?
Sak: Huh?
Uiq: Your post made this thread pass 1'000 and you diden't even mention it.
Sak: Soooooo? what you gonna do about it? cry?
Uiq: I herby declare THIS the 1'000 post!! *a big 1'000 sign falls from the sky and crush Roy who tried too eat a cookie*
Sak: Roooooooooy!!! *sob*
Uiq: Now I shall be the ruler!
Sak: Never! *summons a large army of rubber hencemen*
Uiq: Wait, don't kill me, I'll pay you double of what Sakura pays you *the army thinks about it*
Sak: Haha, I don't pay them at all! now attack!!
Uiq: I'll provide you with free dentalplan.
Henchman: Hes right, we all got horrible thooth decay, attack SakuraPichu.
Uiq: Mehehehe .
Sak: No stop, I wanna liiiiiiiiive *throwed off the mystery cliff that suddently reappeared*
Uiq: Nicely, now travel too Iraq and fight someone then I'll tripple your salary.
Army: YAY!! *leaves*
Uiq: 0 times 3 = 0. and the dentalplan is actually a 50cent cupon.

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Cldkid: (throws a sandwich at out in front of the starving ultimiaq)
Ultmq: A sandwich..I havent eaten in 8 days! (attemps to grab sandwich and it moves)
Ultmq: huh? come back here. (the sandwich moves again.)
it continues to move towards the cliff and ultimaiq does not relaize this and when the sandwich falls off he jumps after it in anguish) (the sandwich had a mechanical mouse underneath it)
Cldkid: (sits on the throne) I am ruler of land.

(i need to think of somethin better next time...)

 

[SakuraPichu]

!

Sakura: why am i still falling when i can fly?

Sakura stops in mid air and starts to fly up the cliff, and sees ultimaiq2 fall passed.

Sakura: Ooo! now i don't have to work to get my throne back.

In throneroom...
Sakura sees CloudKid2k4 sitting on my throne.

Sakura: i havent seen you before. your new here are you not?
CloudKid2k4: maybe.
Sakura: well you have to be initiated to be on the throne.
CloudKid2k4: Great, what do i have to do?
Sakura: revive Roy and battle him.
CloudKid2k4: OK.

CloudKid2k4 revives Roy and prepares to fight him but roy cuts his arm off out of instint.

CloudKid2k4: AAHH!! MY ARM!
Sakura: well you can't rule now.
CloudKid2k4: help me!
Sakura: ok, you servent, take him to the first aid center.

CloudKid2k4 is taken away and i sit on the throne, and
i am ruler of the Land!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Cloudkid: heh he fell for my dummy robot
Sakura: ha ha im now ruler of the land la la la
Cloudkid: (jumps out and surprises Sakura)
Sakura: I thought i got rid of you!
Cloudkid: Well you didnt and i got a little friend with me( sitting beside him is a bouncer)
Sakura: Plz no! Dont let him hurt me! (breaks into tears) here you can have the throne!
Cloudkid: ok. (and i sit on the throne) I am ruler of the land.

 

[sonicshift]

Ahhhhhhh!!! A giant flood covers the land and drowns peoples. (I am in a plane) After a week in a plane that can't run out of fuel for one week, I get down to the castle and find it very damp. Oh, well, SoSh says to himself. At least I am ruler of the land!

(that post was crud)

 

[CloudKid2k4]

indeed it was.

I come in with a gun and order sonicshift to leave the throne.
Sonicshfit: OK!

I am ruler of hte land.

(that was somewhere along the lines of your post maybe even worse.) (sarcasm)

 

[SakuraPichu]

i'm watching all of the cruddy stuff going on over the throne.
i fly down to the throne on from of CloudKid2k4 and say...

Sakura: you wanna see crud, i'll show you crud!

then i take CloudKid2k4 and tosshim down a never ending flight of stairs.

Sakura: that was crud!

I am ruler of the land.

 

[Lightning Snake]

No-onehas realized that while all this has been happening I was never de- throned and every-one has been sittingon my lap. So, I'm still the ruler, but first revenge.
Sakura Pichu: The throne feels somewhat different...
Lightning Snake: That's because it's MY lap! *Throws Sakura Pichu off the throne and into the moat.*

I'm still the ruler of the land!

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

MnR: *Farts*:******:

L S: eww yur skinky:******:
Mnr: oh you ain't smeeled nothin yet!!!

L S:

MnR: *FARTS WITH the power of a Sonic Boom*

L S: *Faints* *then dies*


I R baboo- er,... Ruler of the land

 

[SakuraPichu]

Sakura: well that was a nice swim. i wan ny throne now.
-=Marth_n_Roy=-: no it's my throne, i earned it!
Sakura: well i want it anyway. what's that smell?
-=Marth_n_Roy=-: it's how i earned my throne.
Sakura:OK. well i think i will take my throne now.

*i pull out a giant 20 ft electric fan and blow -=Marth_n_Roy=- out of the window*

Sakura: that's better. no more smell.

i sit on the throne.
i am ruler of the land!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Uiq: I am Weasel!! *insert music here*
MnR: Why is that squirrle following I R?
Uiq: You baboon, you need to be disposed of.
Director: Hush! children are watching!
MnR: Mahaha, Weasel got yelled at.
Uiq: Wanna play Tic Tac Toe One In A Row?
MnR: Ok you start, I R lose last time.
Uiq: Oh look I got one in a row, I win.
MnR: I R lose again!! I R mad, I R squish Weasel!
Uiq: Children don't do this at home *smashes MnR with a oversized hammer*
MnR: I R dead *dies*

I am RULER! (of the land)

Edit: Sakura beat me too it. Story continues anyway.

Sak: Why do you try to ruin my post?
Uiq: Because I wanna rule.
Sak: <_< >_> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Uiq: *smashes SakuraPichu with the hammer.

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Cldkid: hey UltimaIQ whats your IQ
ultimaIQ: 256
cldkid: really?
UltimaIQ: yes
Cldkid: prove it.
UltimaIQ: how?
Cldkid. come over here and sit in this desk and take this excruciating and long test.
UltimaIQ: ok....(gos over and sits in the desk.) hey whats this on the seat. (sticks hand down and feels) super glue?
Cldkid. (I throw him down Sakruas neverending flight of stairs)
I am ruler of the land!

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

I release the T-Virus ionto the thone room

I am NOT ruler of the land (Thank god)

 

[sonicshift]

Umm...okay. CK2K4 is dead because of the virus, and I come in with a anti-contamination-suit-THINGY and throw CK2K4 off the throne, then sit down on it (this thread is getting some short posts).

Anyway, I throw CK2K4 down the "never-ending flight of stairs", but since he is the kid of a cloud, he floats up to the celing. I get some super scientist to come in and cure the virus so I can sit on the throne without the anti-contamination-suit-THINGY.

I am the boring ruler of the land.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Kung POW!

Ck2K4: well MnR what will you do
MnR (in voice of master pain): i'll kill him, i'll kill him dead
with like a-a rock or something

Ck2K4: why should u care

Mnr (still in voice of master pain): BECAUSe the evil counclil SAID SO!!!!!!
beside him and his infernal toungy will never defete me. NYA NYA

Mnr(voice of evil betty): genttle men from this day foward you will all refer to me by the name "Betty". Nya NYA haha Nya ha

throws a rock at sonic shift

SS: *dies*


I AM THE EVIL RULER OF THE LAND Nya Nya

 

[SNTRL]

*I Bust into the room,while my eyes are close and burse caps everywhere*

Cha:Ahhhhhh*takes deep breath*....Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
*When finish...everything had holes in it*

MnR: Well.....that was pointless
Cha: Man, i should rlly work on my aiming
MnR:Yeah, you should....punk!
Cha: Punk?...Punk?..Punk!!!!?...Oh h*ll naw!!...its about to go down!!
*I take out my...golden gun! and shoot pass MnR ear*
MnR: Wait!!.. i give!
Cha:ok..theres the stairs take them down to the first floor
MnR:But are'nt tho's the stairs that are end...*Click Click*...ok
*As MnR is about to take the first step down, Chaoser puches a skateboard under his feet causing him to tumble down.

Cha:Man....Im evil.

Im the Ruler of the Land!!! and i wish anyone would try to disrespect my gangster(basically disrepecting me)

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Mwa So what!ha ha ha! I have returned!
Cha: So what
Ace: Butr I have been gone so long... aren't you all glad to see me?
Cha: Like anybody cares about you.
Ace: Your probably right! But I am still kinda mad! Would you like me to go super on your ***.
Cha: I wouldn't matter.
Ace: What!
Cha: cuz I'm gansta dawg!
Ace: Whether your black or not I still find that kind of talk funny. (You were asking for it. If you hadn't b rought any attention to it noone would care.... I think!)
Cha: I gonna hafta bust a cap in ya ***!
Ace: Try it! ( Bullets fly, but don't hit their target!)
Cha: Man I really do hafta make my aimin gooder dawg!
Ace: No that was all me, and my speed! Get off my throne!( I give him a good solid smack in the face and he's down.)

I am the ruler of the land. (Feels good to say that agian!)

 

[SNTRL]

Info:Yeah! Guys im black, just to let u know.lol
ok, to the story..ahem...

Cha: I can't beleive this guy had the nerves to smack a P.I.M.P, just wait til i come back.
Ace:Should i be wrried?
Cha:uhhh...yeah
Ace:ok
*starts cowarding on the throne*
*Two hours later, Chaoser walks into the bia bia all pimp like, wit his hat tilted to the side, his gators lookin clean, and even his pimp mobile is off the chain.*
Ace:Ohhhhhh...boy u fresh.:D
Cha: I know!!
Ace:Too bad..ill have to whupp yo *** now..bye
Cha:heh!....S..S..S..Smash Unit!!!
*All the SSBM characters walk in behind me all tough like and Ace stops in his track?*
Ace:Uhhhhhhh......i can beat them
Cha:You sure?..This is a perfect team all 25 will jump u at the same time(no team attack)
Ace: Not one on one?
Cha:Cause...were a unit, so u want to fight ull have to fight all of us
Ace: Ok ill give..
Cha:Go down those stairs
Ace:But..*click click*..ok
*As Ace is about to take the first step down a skateboard mysteriously appears and causes Ace to tumble down the stairs*
Slave:That looks familiar.
Cha:Yeah!, but no one disrespects my gangster!! , but u have to love this Golden gun.Lol

Im the Ruler of the Land!!!
(Then all 25 charcs holograms disappear)

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Ace: Where the **** did that skateboard come from?!
Cha: You got up already?
Ace: Dude... it is only a skateboard.
Cha: Ahh and my holograms are gone!
Ace: Holograms! I am gonna kick your *** for tricking me like that!
Cha: Um... I have no tricks or witty ways to get out of this one. I'll just walk away.
Ace: Whatever... now who's cowering?

I am ruler of the land. (Chaoser, your taking this waaay to seriously.)

 

[SakuraPichu]

i see Chaoser walking away and walk up to Ace.

Sakura: i'm i a hurry so i'll so this quick.
Ace: what quick.
Sakura: this.

*i take Ace's hand, walk him to the door and kick him to ocean that is a million million miles away.*

i go back to the throne and sit.
i am ruler of the land.

(what did i do with Roy?)

 

[ultimaiq2]

Uiq: *dressed up as Roy* I am back princess.
Sak: :D *hugs 'Roy'* Hey you feel more muscular than before.
Uiq: Uh yeah, I took some steroids too be stronger.
Sak: Why?
Uiq: For you, so that I can protect you against Ace and Ultiguy.
Sak: Ace aint too bad, but Ultima is a threath.
Uiq: (I sure am)
Sak: Now make me a huge kraft dinner!
Uiq: Kraft? Dinner?
Sak: Yeah!
Uiq: Ok your highness *walks too the kitchen* I'll make a poison kraft dinner, muahahahahahaha!
Sak: I thought I heard something, sounded like an evil laugh.
Uiq: Your dinner is ready * too the cameraman*
Sak: YumYum, this actually taste good, when did you learn how too cook?
Uiq: I diden't.
Sak: What?
Uiq: I mean, I read the instruction.
Sak: But you can't read? (ever read any Gamefaq stories you should know what I mean)
Uiq: I uuuh, looked at the pretty pictures.
Sak: *eats more* Hey my plate is empty, gimme more!!
Uiq: (you should have been dead now) Yes ma'am.
Sak: Buuuurp!!!
Uiq: You feeling kinda near death like yet?
Sak: Noooo, why?
Uiq: Ah! who cares!!! *stabs SakuraPichu with the plastic ripoff of Roys sword and push Sakura down the stairs*
Sak: Roy how could yoooooooooooooou!!!

Beacuse im the ruler of the land!

 

[SakuraPichu]

Sakura: Ok that's it!

i get very angry and stop roling down the stairs.
then i fly at top speed bac tothe throne room.

Sakura: Ok Roy now you have asked for it!
ultimaiq2 dresed as Roy: what do you mean? i was just making sure that you could sence when you were in danger.
Sakura: why would i? i'm an angel for ****s sake!
ultimaiq2: Umm...
Sakura: well you're taking too long for my answer.

*i take the sword out my back and stab 'Roy' in the back.
then i realize it was ultimaiq2 all along*

Sakura: i knew somthing was strange when you took steriods.
ultimaiq2: No. it can't be!

i take the wounded ultimaiq2 and toss him down the stairs.

i sit on the throne.

i am ruler of the land!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Cldkid: heh my fake bodies are working perfectly.....
SakPkchu: lalalalalal
Cldkid: (jumps out of nowhere and startles sakurapikachu)
Sakpkchu: Hey!your dead..again!
Cldkid: Think again. and you know those stairs werent didnt exactly feel good.
Sakpkchu: well im not sorry loser.
Cldkid: well take this! (pulls out a package of gum)
Sakpkchu: Gum! Can i have one? Can i have one? Pleez?
Cldkid: only if you get off the throne.
Sakpkchu: you think im stupid?
Cldkid: yes
Sakpkchu: well im not.
Cldkid: fine then have it your way. you dont have to get off the throne.
Sakpkchu: Really?
Cldkid: yes here have em. (throws stick of gum down never ending flight of stairs)
Sakpkchu: Gum! (jumps down the staris after it)
Cldkid: (boards up the stairs so he can never get out throught that way. then sits on the throne. "i am ruler of the land!

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Ace: Not a threat!!!! Who does she think she is... all she ever does is use Marth and Roy.

Of course I am millions and millions of miles away, but I used my angel ears to here what has been going on.

Ace: It would appear that Sakura has not been killed yet! ( I fly over to the castle in an instant.
Sak: Oh it is only you. ROY! (Roy comes marching in, and I give him a slice. He goes down)
Ace: Okay little missy, your gonna pay! You say I am not a threat. That is because I show mercy! I will unlesh my angel wrath! ( Throw my sword and it goes through Sakura's leg and into the wall. More sword pin her arms and legs.)
Ace: Now you will feel the wrath of aqn angel! ( I unleash my full angelic potential.)
Ace: ANGEL NOVA! (The blast nearly destroys the castle and Sakura along with it.)
Sak: Ouch! ( For lack of a more pianfull feeling word.)
Ace: Ouch is right, you will feel that pain for the reast of your life. And you will remain pinned to this wall. Later.

I go into the throne room to see my buddy Cloudkid.
Ace: Oh no! ( Cloudkid lays lifeless on the floor.)
Cloudkid:..........
Ace: I am sorry.....

I am ruler of the land!

 

[Cubed64]

*I walk into throne room*
Cubed: Excuse me your highness
Ace: Your highness, i like the sound of that
Cubed: Yes, well, i have some bad news
Ace: What, what is is?
Cubed: Well, by the end of this post, you will be dead
Ace: WHAT???? HOW????
Cubed: Someone will break into the throne room and kill you!!
Ace: Quickly, we have to make sure no one can get in!!
Cubed: Right away sire!!!
*I gather supplies, bolt shut all doors and windows, cover them with adamantium, re-enforce them with concrete, install automatci machine guns that kill anyone except myself and Ace(fox) and seal all openings, making the throne-room impossible to get into from the outside*
Ace: We will be safe now, wont we cubed?
Cubed: Well, i will be. YOU FOOL!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
*I pull out a large samuria sword, de-capitate ace(fox), chop him into little pieces, burn his remains, leaving me all alone in the throne room*
Cubed: Now i am all alone in the throne room, which is impossible to get into from the outside and with 40 automatic machine guns that will automatically kill anyone execpt myself. Now I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!!!!

 

[SNTRL]

*Chaoser walks into the room*
Cha:Whats up dawg!
Cubed:Whats up!!!...I have'nt seen u since......never and htf u got in here anyways?
Cha:Its like this see, i actually never walked out of the castle(see Ace post about me)instead i had to use the restroom. So ive been in there sh.....(cube):never mind!..oh ok
Cubed:But still ur not getting my throne witout a fight.
Cha:Ok one on one, i can do that...lets go
Cube:I never said anything about one on one...mwahahahahah
*Suddenly guards start coming from everywhere*
(Heres a movie repen the fight scence that is taking place between me and the guards. Only watch the movie)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/157388
Me: rep'ed by mario
Cubed: By the Main Lugui

*Instead of flying away i stayed(use ur imagination.lol)
C64:D*nm!!!..well bye.. i cant even beat that
Cha:Yeah i know!...now go down those "stairs"
C64:But...(ChaoserNow!!!..going..
*As C64 is about to take the first step down, for the third time a skateboard mysteriously trips another victim and c64 tumbles down*
Cha:Ummm...someone rlly should do something about that skateboard.

Im the Ruler of the Land!!!

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

I'm eating a baby bottle pop while listining to Master Of Puppets for


I'm Ruler of the Land

 

[Cubed64]

Chaoser, obviously you didnt read my post properly:

Originally by Myself:

Now i am all alone in the throne room, which is impossible to get into from the outside and with 40 automatic machine guns that will automatically kill anyone execpt myself

Sorry to be pedantic, but didnt you notice the part about the 40 automatic machine guns that automatically kill anyone execpt myself? So, right after you walk out of the bathroom and say "whats up dawg!" those machine guns unload 1000 rounds into your body, same with you Marth_and_Roy. Therefore, unless someone figures out how to get into the throneroom which is re-enforced with adamantium and concrete AND disable all of the machine guns without getting shot and killed AND THEN tricking me into getting off my throne, i am still THE RULER OF THE LAND .

Just try and get rid of me!!!!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Uiq: *outside* hmmmmmm? Guess I'll climb to the top.

5 hours later.

Uiq: Now I'll just blast a smal hole into the roof.

As soon as Ultima IQ made the hole 1000 rounds of bullets is fired out of the hole and hits randomly bypassing birds.

Uiq: Hehe out of ammo Cube?
Cube: WTF? where did that voice come from? Is that you grandpa?
Uiq: Yes and I have come to suck your soul out of your mortal body.
Cube: No please, I'll be your personal slave... again.
Uiq: Tempting but no.
Cuba: Im scared.
Uiq: Oh ****!! *slips into the hole and falls down onto Cube*
Cube: Blorgh!!
Uiq: Holy crap! *40 automatic machine guns aims at Uiq* This can't be good.

Suddently a bright flash fills the room and lots of gunfire is heard.

Uiq: Good job Ultima CT team from CS!
Uct: Where is our payment?
Uiq: Cube got it.
Uct: That dead guy in the corner?
Uiq: Yes, hes filthy rich too.
Uct: ... *checks Cube* 5'000 dollars, JACKPOT!... Canadian?
Uiq: Yeah, Canadian is worth more than American now a days.
Uct: *leaves*

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

*beep bop beeep beep beeeeeep beep*

MnR; *radio* bomb has been planted
lots of foot steps heard going away from the throne room

45 seconds later

BOOOOOM!!!!!

after 3 hours of careful cleaning

I AM NOW RULER of THE LAND!!!!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Cldkid: (im still dead.)
Ace: (mad that he nots leader anymore decides to team up with me in this post) here have a phoenix down cloudkid!
Cldkid: hey im back! Thanx!
Ace: no probs now lets get marth n roy off the throne.
Cldkid: no prob they have always fell for some form of food or candy watch. (walks over to throne)
Cldkid: hey Marth n roy fetch this snickers bar! (throws it down the cliff)
marth n roy: (watches it go by gravely) im allergic to chocolate.
Ace: thats stupid.
Cldkid: wait i have an idea....
Ace: im thinkin the exact same thing ur thinking.
Cldkid. (Maeks sandwich and offers it to marth n roy) Here have a vegetarian sandwich wit hNO sugar or preservatives added.
marth n roy: okay i dont see the harm you arent sending down the stairs or the cliff. (bites into it and swallows)
Ace: muahhahahhahaahha you jsut ate a hersheys bar of chocolate ground up so thin that you cant taste it!
marth n roy: (gasping for air and neck is beginning to swell severley) get my antidote over there! (points to bottle on table)
cldkid: only if you get off the throne.
marht n roy: okay.... i dont have choice(still gaspoign for air and drags his slowly dying body off the throne.
Cldkid: here (gives him the antidote.)
marth n roy: thanx! (fully healed. )
ACe: (knockes him out from behind iwth a baseball bat.) that was easy.
Cldkid: yes it was. lets throw him down the cliff and let him perish on his own in peace.
Ace: okay.
Ace/Cldkid: (fling him over the cliff)
Ace: who gets the throne.
Cldkid: well take turns every other psot.
Ace: cool you go first.
cldkid: okay. (sits on throne)
Ace/cldkid: we are rulers of the land!
(technically im ruler of the land for now heh heh)

 

[MassChaos]

silly people have some poop

 

[sonicshift]

*SoSh comes walking down the halway to the throne room, after being healed after being shot. I come in and throw a napalm grenade down the halway at Mass Chaos who is just standing in the doorway looking at Ace and CK randomly shouting "silly people have some poop" over and over." Hehe, it esplodes (spelling error purposely) and he is thrown down the hallway and out the hall window. I duck my head around the corner to avoid the blast. I go over and stand in the doorway of the throne room with a big, arrogant smile on my face. Ace and CK become alert*

Ace: You know, we could let you in our little "Ruler of the Land" club, because you're in our clan, but that would take away from the fun. BTW, CK, "every other post." My turn to be Ruler is over (Dangit Mass Chaos!).
CK: Yeah, alright! Bout time I get back on.
SoSh: I believe it's their turn to be Rulers.
*All participants in the RotL thread, exept those dead (and Mass Chaos, because he is outside) come walking in around SoSh.*
Ace: This doesn't look good.
CK: Yeah, my turn is over, so I'll be seing ya. Bye!
Ace: What?! You're just gonna leave me here?!
CK: Hey, we're out matched! I don't wanna be caught up in this!
SoSh: Ok, guys, do your stuff.
*In a brutal beating, Ace is taken down. All rejoice as the think they become RotL, but then they start arguing about who is really Ruler. They break out into fights and and it gets really ugly. SoSh leaves the room without being seen. He is not noticed even when he puts that second napalm grenade on the floor. Hehe, it blows [up].*

After some cleaning up and sending the peoples to the hospital for burn wound treatment, SoSh sits comfortable on the [warm] throne.
I am Ruler of the Land! Wow, that was intresting...

 

[Cubed64]

While Sonicshift is enjoying his new found power, i go and seek help from the group of lowest, vile beings on the SWF.

SnSh: What is that sound? An earthquake? I cant leave my throne, or someone will claim it, ill call for my aide. OY, AIDE..
Aide: Yes sire
SnSh: Find out what that rumbling noise is
Aide: Yes sire
*aide goes to window and emptys bowels into pants*
Aide: OMFG!!!!! Its Cubed64
SnSh: Who??
Aide: He was killed a few posts back
SnSh: so why are you so afraid?
Aide: He is back, and he has somehow got the non-posters on his side!!!!
SnSh: the who???
Aide: You know, the people who sign up to SWF but never post! He is leading them straight towards the castle. The non-posters are pure evil, we cant stop them!!!! *runs away like a little girl*
SnSh: Oh god, i wont suvive this.
*I burst in through the throne room door*
C64: hahahahahhahahahahhaha, IM BACK!!!!!!!!
SnSh: What happened to the guards?!?!
C64: the non-posters ate their faces, look *throws dead body at SonicShift*
SnSh: oh no, dont kill me please
C64: i have no choice, NON-POSTERS......ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
*non-posters flood the throneroom, eating sonicshift*
C64: Execellent. Now to take back the throne, non-posters, take up guard postitions around the castle and eat anyone whom approaches
Non-posters: yes master, you will lead us to more human flesh
C64: Yes i will, NOW GO!!!!! mwhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! Once again i am THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!!! and my non-posters will eat any who try to enter the castle.

 

[Mic_128]

Using non-posters...evil cubed!

I go for a walk and see the castle being overrun with faceless, arvitarless, no-posters and I stop and watch as Cubed takes over. I know of the only way to save the castle!

ME: HEY CUBED!
He can't here me so I call him on the phone.
ME: Hey! Cubed!
The phone's off the hook.
grr......
*goes and grabs rock and throws it thru a window*
C64: What?
Quetza and Kupo are vsing in smash again! Are you comming or what?
c64: WHAT!!!
Cubed runs off to see one heck of a fight, with the postless ones folowing.
I calmly stroll in, sit on the throne and call Gid and ask him very politely (fine, beg) and get him to delete all postless users.

Me: Ahhh. Nothing like ruling the land..................I'm bored.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Mic is sitting there in bordom. And eventually falls asleep.

I blow his head off.

Ace: No offense! (Man that sounded like a corny movie scene)

I am ruler of the land. Mwa hah ha ha. (I like that laugh)

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

then i do what Ace forgets to do
I sit one the throne and put on a ring

I am Now The Lord Of The Rings

 

[SakuraPichu]

i see -=Marth_n_Roy=- on the throne and while chewing my gum that i worked hard for and start to blow bubbles.

*should i do somthing fun this time... naa*

i bite off the ring and the finger and spit them into a volcano as -=Marth_n_Roy=- screams from surprise and pain.
then i watch as -=Marth_n_Roy=- runs to get his finger thinking that the ring is still on the finger.

i sit on the throne and flip the ring in my hand like a coin blowing more bubbles.

I am ruler of the land.