Ruler of The Land

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq: Hmmmmm that SabreAnt sure knows how to get the throne, hey Link lets go get some reinforcements.
Link: ...
Ultimaiq: I'll take that as a yes.
*A few hours later*
SabreAnt: Ah its good to be ruler of the land, now where is my dinner?
Slave: Sir an army is gathering outside of your castle, we think its that Ultimaiq guy again and he don't look so happy.
SabreAnt: Send out the Antlion!
Slave: Yes sir.
Ultimaiq: Allright smashers we are going to storm the castle and take over the throne, I mean,,, I will take over the throne. *Ultimaiq's army is: Link, Marth, Roy, C.Falcon, Ice Climbers, Zelda, Pikachu, Mewtwo, Jigglypuff, Fox, Falco, Mario Bros, Samus and Peach*.
Ultimaiq: Attack!!
Slave: Sir they are crushing us like bugs.
SabreAnt: Hurry close the throne room door! *kaboom!!*
Ultimaiq: This ends now.
SabreAnt: eeeeeeeek!!
Ultimaiq: OverdriveTranceLimit!! *SabreAnt and his slaves are reduced to nothingness*

I am the ruler of the land!
C'mon just try and stop me and my army of smash. Oh and that Antlion never reached us because we bribed him to leave the fight.

 

[Lightning Snake]

*I come in*
Lightning Snake: I cannot be defeated!
Ultimaiq: Slaves! Kill him!
*I easily beat them*
Ultimaiq: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *Runs*
*I press a button and my giant snake falls down from the room above and crushes Ultimaiq*

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq: I...I can't belive I lost... *Jesus enter the room*
Jesus: I am the son of God I shall assist you in your futile, did I say futile I meant great quest of getting the throne. *Jesus revives Ultimaiq with Lightning Snakes life force*
Lightning Snake: Blargh!!
Ultimaiq: Hey thanks, but aren't you supposed to be in heaven?
Jesus: Yeah, but I got bored and started reading Ruler of the land! and just wanted to mess things up for Lightning Snake.
Ultimaiq: Say, you look hungry wanna have some pizza *picks up Dales Pick-a-nick basket*
Dale: Hey thats mine Biatch!
Ultimaiq: how did you come here, your not even online?
Dale: Oh fuc_ *Dale dissapears*

I am the ruler of the land!
Jesus: Hey I did all the work!
Ultimaiq: ok I'll share.

 

[Gilgamesh]

Gilgamesh: Hey Ultimaq and Jesus, get out of the throne NOW so i can become the ruler of the land.

Ultimaq & JC:Hmmm, ok, why not *they jump out the window*

Gilgamesh: oh, that was easy.. now i'm the ruler of the land.

 

[MassChaos]

I'm bored

Im ruler of the land

 

[Dale]

So, currently there are two rulers of the land? Hmm...this sounds bad. I should do something. I set up a Cube and SSBM off in the corner and MassChaos and Gilgamesh both run over to it and begin playing. They won't stop anytime soon.
I am the ruler of the land. Or at least until the end of the next five-stock match.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq: Yo Dale I got your Pick-a-nick basket here.
Dale: Gimme!!
Ultimaiq: Wops. *throws it out the window*
Dale: Im comming my precious!! *jumps out to*

I am the ruler of the land! (bah this was short, I usually write longer but I am too lazy right now).

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

RedYoshi: Yo Ultimaiq I got your awesome super powers here.
Ulitmaiq: Gimme!!
RedYoshi: Wops. *throws it out the window*
Ultimaiq: Im comming my precious!! *jumps out to*

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself
btw, I'm the ruler of the land now

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq: Man that was funny. but I got to get back to work.
RedYoshi: Hahaha im so great.
Ultimaiq: Green Yoshi's are better!!!!
RedYoshi: What? I'll kill you!
Ultimaiq: NahNahNahNaaah! *runs off*
RedYoshi: Coward! *runs after*
Ultimaiq: Hehehe he just chased after my clone.

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Dale]

*comes back in, soaked, bleeding, and covered in thorns.
Dale: why'd you do that?
ultimaiq: I'm really not sure, I just thought It would be funny
Dale: DO YOU SEE ANYBODY LAUGHING?!?
ultimaiq: no, but I laughed, and you still look really funny all tore up like that.
Dale: Yarg!
*dale goes crazy and begins pummeling ultimaiq*
:: punch punch ::
*pulls out a baseball beu from the pic-a-nic basket*
:: bat bat ::
*pulls out a gurney and puts lifeless body onto it*
*launches it from a really big cannon*

I am the ruler of the land again.

 

[ultimaiq2]

I revival pod appears in the throne room (ala ssbm) and Ultimaiq comes back to life.
Ultimaiq: can't we all just get along?
Dale: Why, I want to be the ruler of the land, and no one else.
Ultimaiq: Too bad, for you that is *picks up Zero EXE's super weapon, the board/nail combo* batting time!
Dale: *picks upp his own bat* we'll see about that.
Unknown voice: Heyheyhey so there is that thing.
Dale: Oh no it's.... Yogi bear.
Yogi: I'll take that pic-a-nic basket now.
Dale: Oh no you don't, I stole that fair and square from that japanese tourist. *starts fighting Yogi*
Ultimaiq: *picks upp camera* this will be fun on Americas funniest home videos.

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

HAHA! nice touch ultimaiq. I don't think I'm going to try to take over the throne in this post. I'll just continue laughing and let you be ruler for a few more posts.
HAHA!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Wow people actually think im funny, thanks!
Anyhoo!

I still am the ruler of the land!

 

[The Evil Sausage]

* After rising from the dead*
TES: Ultimq must die
Whacks Ultimaq over the head with pickaxe*
I am ruler of the land!

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

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FoX_KiLLz: Hello almighty ruler of the land. How are you today?

The Evil Sausage: Very well. How are you FoX_KiLLz?

FoX_KiLLz: I am good. I have someone I would like you to meet. He likes pasta.

The Evil Sausage: Very well then.

FoX_KiLLz: *Calls out Mario*

Mario: It's-a-me Mario!

The Evil Sausage: Hi Mario! You're my idol! I've always wanted to meet you!

FoX_KiLLz: It is too bad that this Mario is evil. He likes sausage in his pasta.

Mario: *Pulls out a fork and a knife* Mmm... Pasta... *Starts chopping The Evil Sausage up into bite sized peices* I can't wait! *Boils a big pot of pasta, and mixes the pasta with the "sausage"*

FoX_KiLLz: Thank you Mario. I am ruler of the land.

Mario: Thats-a-good pasta!

 

[Dale]

"**** you Yogi Bear!"

Dale: what do you mean Mario ate the last ruler?
FoX: well, I guess he was hungry.
Dale: I've had enough of this senseless gibberish. IT END'S NOW!
FoX: Hmm...

*Grabs FoX by the ankles and throws him into Mario and they both go flying out the window, plummeting 14 stories to their doom.

I notince that the beanbag throne is beginning to lose it's styrofoam pellets so I throw it out and replace it with a Lay-Z-Boy. Now that's living good, plus it matches the curtains better.

I am the ruler of the land.

 

[MassChaos]

WOW!

I'm ruler of the other land!

 

[Mic_128]

I go to the other land, grab MassChaos and go back to the first land.
Me: "Hey Dale!"
D: What?
I throw MassChaos at Dale and ask NasChaos to explain what he meant to Dale. MassChaos then sprouts nonsence, causing Dale to run away being chased into the "other land" leaving the throne mine. I rule (the land)!

 

[GoldShadow]

You people sicken me! I don't check here for a day or 2... and you make 2 pages worth of posts, and I have to read 2 pages just to see how I was last de-throned!

And since YOU, mic_128, are the current ruler, I unleash all my wrath upon you!

*Unleashes all his wrath upon mic 128*


Hahaha, that should teach you.

I am now ruler of the land.

 

[SabreAnt]

SabreAnt becomes slightly concerned at all these recent "kills" (they never stay dead for long) performed by Lightning Snake. As a result SabreAnt casts absolute Earth, and everyone gains protection from lightning. SabreAnt then has a superconducting rod erected in the courtyard to draw excess attacks away from the throne room. Now... down to business!

SabreAnt whips up a WrathBuster2004 and staples it to GoldShadow's head. He then dacks GoldShadow and spanks him out of the throne room with a large piece of timber. GoldShadow looking incredibly embarrassed, vows to return and exact revenge, but SabreAnt gags him with a dirty sock (the clean ones are reserved for mic) and pushes him out the gate.

MUHAAHAHAHAA! SabreAnt gleefully sets up a few doodads around the place and wires them up. All in wait of his next return. Which in all honesty shouldn't have to happen, but the sort of people you come across in these parts like to dethrone you willynilly.

SabreAnt is now Ruler of the Land!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq: Man I've just been gone 12 hours or so and there is a whole page filled with throne takings. *looks around* Where is my bean bag?
SabreAnt: Dale tossed it out.
Ultimaiq: Hmmm, I think it was YOU!
SabreAnt: No I swear, It was Dale and that bear-thing called Yogi.
Ultimaiq: You lie! Yours is gonna die biatch! *charges energy*
SabrAnt: *Sees a Puuchu on the ground and tosses it into the energy beam* Take that!
Ultimaiq: Kame-chouch-hamehaaaaaa!!!! *Hits puuchu*
Puuchu: *coulden't even scream because it died so fast*
SabreAnt: Now you take this *Throws a bomb-omb*
Ultimaiq: Aaaaah! duck and cover, *ducks 'duh'*
SabreAnt: You realy want this throne don't you?
Ultimaiq: Nah not realy, I do it cause everyone else wants it. OMG look behind you!!!
SabreAnt: I don't fall for that... again. *turns around anyway*
MJ: You are comming with me *does his Moonwalk thowards SabreAnt*
SabreAnt: Noooooo! hurry Ultimaiq please kill me.
Ultimaiq: Nah, I'll let him have you since he diden't get much time with Dale.
SabreAnt: I'll hunt you when I die!!!
Ultimaiq: IF you die, *evil laugh* Muahahahahahahahaha!

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Aurora Grid]

* 2 Pages on This Thread pass and no one is Ruler of the Land leaving the throne clear *

MasterMewtwo: Boy alot of people sit on this Throne. Don't they ever know how to clean it? Oh Well who cares because I'm Ruler of the Land!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq: MM what are you doing here just saying you are taking the throne? At least TRY to take it by force.
MM: What? you are unaffected by my mindcontroll?
Ultimaiq: You mean the Tv controll in your hand?
MM: Uh well, run away!!!
Ultimaiq: *button sound* your not getting away.
MM: *falls down a pit full of gay men and dynamite* Nooooo!!

I am the ruler of the land! and no words shall stop me.

 

[Lightning Snake]

*I come crashing in through the prison wall, killing Michael Jackson*
Lightning Snake: Sabre Ant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You stopped me from using lightning!
Sabre Ant: Are you going to kill me?
Lightning Snake: No that would be merciful. *I unsheath my feather duster and attach it to an auto tickling device and set it to loop.*
Sabre Ant: HAHAHAHAHA! *wets self*
Later....
*my giant snake knocks down the super conducting rod*
Lightning Snake: Hello Ultimaiq. COUNTER FORCE!
Ultimaiq: What does that do?
Lightning Snake: Well, everybody who Sabre Ant used Absolute Earth on is now twice as vulnerable to lightning as they were before. Including you.
*Ultimaiq runs away*
I am the ruler of the land!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq: Wait why am I running away? I could just buy myself a coral ring (FF9) and absorb Lightning.
Lightning Snake: Ah it's good to be the best.
Ultimaiq: Honey im baaaack!!
Lightning Snake: Oh no my wife is back... wait a sec im not married AND im not married too a man.
Ultimaiq: Yeah thats right, but now you will face your doom. *puts on coral ring* Taadah!!
Lightning Snake: That don't scare me, Thundaga!!
Ultimaiq: *fully healed* Thank you, thank you very much *does Elvis moves*
Lightning Snake: Im not done with you. Attack huge Snake thingy!
Snake: Hizz!
Ultimaiq: Let's make a BBQ. *fries the snake with his flame thrower*
Lightning Snake: Grrrr! thats the second snake you killed, do you know how much money I payed the mafia for it?
Ultimaiq: 5 bucks?
Lightning Snake: You, OMG look behind you.
Ultimaiq: What? you using MY trick on me?
Lightning Snake: Ahhhhh!! *runs away*
Ultimaiq: *turns around* oh look a puuchu, so cute, urge too kill stronger, stronger, weaker, STRONGER!!! *kills puuchu by stomping it*

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Aurora Grid]

Ultimaiq2 stop replying to anyone which replies on this game. That is spamming and might get you in trouble if you continue.

MM drops a bomb on Ultimaiq2's mouth causing him to swallow it and explode from inside out.

I am Ruler of the Land!

 

[The Evil Sausage]

* Rises again *
TES: Yum! Mewtwo!
MM: Mewtwos eat sausages!
TES: Not evil sausages!
* Covers self in oil so I cant get eaten *
* Eats MM *








I am ruler of the land!

 

[The Evil Sausage]

* Rises again *
TES: Yum! Mewtwo!
MM: Mewtwos eat sausages!
TES: Not evil sausages!
* Covers self in oil so I cant get eaten *
* Eats MM *








I am ruler of the land!

 

[The Evil Sausage]

* Rises again *
TES: Yum! Mewtwo!
MM: Mewtwos eat sausages!
TES: Not evil sausages!
* Covers self in oil so I cant get eaten *
* Eats MM *








I am ruler of the land!

ow



:qblock: :newbie: :hungry: the crazy stuff

 

[GoldShadow]

Because you triple posted and doubly broke the no double-posting rule, I am automatically the ruler.

I am ruler of the land.

 

[Dale]

It seems that The Evil Sausage has taken the Lay-Z-Boy throne and then made two copies of himself. How should I deal with three sausages...
TES: Muhaha, you can't take over the throne as long as there are three of us here.
Dale: Right, ok then.
TES: Wow, that was easy, he's gone.
*Comes back with a cage*
TES: ?!?!
*Opens the cage and 5 starving wolves run out at the three entrees*
wolves: Yargh!, ::eat eat::
TES: mumble, n0, y0u'll p4y f0r th1s!!!
I then kill the wolves and sell them on eBay for $275 apiece.
I am the ruler of the land.

*hears someone singing "Thriller"*
Dale: Whatever...

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

FoX_KiLLz: *Walks into the throne room* Why are there three wolves singing Michael Jackson songs?
Dale: No reason. I just needed some theme music for being Ruler of the Land.
FoX_KiLLz: OK. *Calls Michael Jackson*
Michael Jackson: *Arrives at the throne room*
FoX_KiLLz: Hey Michael, hows it going?
Michael Jackson: I'm doing pretty good. I just hope i win this case!
FoX_KiLLz: Good luck. I think you might be having another case on your hands. A copyrighting case.
Michael Jackson: Oh really. I hope I don't have to settle another case out of court.
Dale: Well... I can have Michael arrested at any moment. I am, of course, Ruler of the Land.
FoX_KiLLz: Well, If I become Ruler of the Land, I can have you arrested at any moment... Michael, work your magic.
Michael Jackson: *Looks Dale straight in the face*
Dale: *Head explodes at the sight of Michael Jackson*
FoX_KiLLz: Thank you Michael. I will have a word with the judge.
Michael Jackson: You are very welcome. Good bye.

I am Ruler of the Land!

*"Thriller" continues to play in the background*

 

[Aurora Grid]

Michael Jackson: On Second Tought..

FoX_KiLLz: Huh?

* Michael Jackson Molests FoX_KiLLz *

MM: FoX_KiLLz have a good time

* Sits on throne and presses a button that opens a trapdoor making them both fall in *

MM: See ya at the Catacombs! And I'll probably not let you out because I'm Ruler of the Land!

 

[Osco316]

*takes out an Insta-vac and sucks up MasterMewtwo*

Well, I guess I'll take the throne now

*throws Insta-vac into THE BLACK HOLE OF NOTHINGNESS!!!*

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Creature_85]

C_85: Hey Osco316, a monkey is eating donuts outside.

Osco316: Donuts! Where? *leans over edge of throne*

C_85: *sneaks up and pushes Osco316 off, breaking his neck* I'm the ruler of the land!

 

[paperboy]

*throws piece of paper giving 85 a papercut*

85: NOOOOOO!!! Wait, I'm still me. I'm not a paperboy. YAY!!

*pushes 85 over the same ledge he pushed osco over*

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!!!!!

 

[GoldShadow]

*Drops a firebomb on Paperboy* And being paper, he burns. And so, I go sit on the ashes that were once the throne!

I am now ruler of the land!

 

[Corin]

*sits on another pile of ashes* ha! you sat on the wrong spot!

I am the new ruler of the land!

 

[Dale]

So apparently Corin didn't do anything and now he's the ruler of the land and GoldShadow is still there too, thinking that he's the ruler of the land. Plus they're both sitting on ashes.

Dale: Hey guys what's up?
GoldShadow: (to Corin) GRRRR!
Corin: (to GoldShadow) GRRRR!
Dale: Ok then...
*calls the furniture store and orders a new Lay-Z-Boy*
"...yeah, and can I get some fire insurance on that thing. Thanks"

*New Lay-Z-Boy comes and Dale sits on it making him ruler of the land*

Dale: So, what do you guys think?
Corin and GoldShadow (to Dale): GRRRR!
Dale: Oh stfu
*shoots them both in the head and tosses them out of the same window that everybody tosses everybody else out of. He then closes the window to prevent this from happening again*

BTW FoX_KiLLz, I killed the wolves, they weren't singing.

 

[ultimaiq2]

*Falling sound... Dunk!!*
Ultimaiq: Hey im trying too get some sleep here, its 6am (in norway).
Goldshadow and Corin: ... *dead and can't speak*
Ultimaiq: I bet it's Dale's fault. *runs back into the castle*
Dale: Ah it's good having a brand new Lay-Z-Boy, *falls too sleep*
Ultimaiq: *silently* heheheheh. *picks up both Dale and his Lay-Z-Boy thingy and throws them out the window that brakes and leaves many glas-shards on Dale*
Dale: Uaaaaaaah!! *crash!!!!!* ow my back... it hurts... OMG look at my Lay-Z-Boy it's broken... chough. *faints*
Ultimaiq: *calls ebay and gets a new beanbag*

I am the ruler of the land!