Ruler of The Land

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

I sacrifice 3 "oblisk the tormentors" to sumond the all powrfulWINGED DRAGON OF RA!!!! he anailates anyone and everyone who darest chalenge me

I am again Ruler of the land,... Again

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq crawls out of the dumpster and runs back to the throneroom only to find Marth_n_Roy on the throne. He then summons his own erh... "thing".
Ultimaiq: I call forth Jojimbo! (jojimbo enters and uses zanmatao on WINGED DRAGON OF RA)
Marth_n_roy: Hey why did you do that?
Ultimaiq: Because I want this throne only to lose it again to other allmost random people that somehow defeat me. (then my bodyguards, the real Marth and Roy take Marth_n_Roy and carry him out and toss him into...ah, I dunno, a..dumpster or somethin'
Ultimaiq: Ah revenge is sweet, alltough it was not Zero EXE.

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Metroid Killer]

Suddenly just like all the other random people Metroid Killer enters the throneroom, but before ultimaiq2 gets to use Jojimbo, Metroid Killer reveals his secret "thing"... MOJO!!!
Both Jojimbo and ultimaiq2 are frozen because the fear that is running in their vains and Metroid Killer easily removes ultimaiq2 from the throne.

 

[paperboy]

But then I point out that since MK came in before Ultimaq2 became the ruler of the land, and Ultimaq2 wasn't on the throne, so MK couldn't remove him from the throne. Since Marth n Roy doesn't know what's going on, I kick him out of the throne, and I rule the land for a few minutes.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!

BTW nice job for figuring out a weakness in my papercut Zero EXE. I've been doing that for at least 5 pages and nobody could beat it .

 

[GoldShadow]

Originally posted by paperboy
I kick him out of the throne, and I rule the land for a few minutes

A few minutes is right! Because a few=3 minutes. And since I'm posting this more than 3 minutes after your post, you have to leave the throne. And I sit on it of course.

I am ruler of the land! Again.

 

[pokemonmaster01]

I hack into goldshadow's account, delete his post, and during the confusion I slip onto the throne. I then brace myself for what I expect to be an onslaught of Yu-Gi-Oh cards that are no doubt going to be used on me.

 

[paperboy]

Because I need to make this quick...

I sneak up behind pokemonmaster01 and give him THE UBER MAGIC PAPERCUT OF DOOOM!!!! and turn him into a paperboy. (sorry this is getting repetitive, I need to rule the land before I go out.)

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq: Hey paperboy wanna see my new weapon?
paperboy: paperboy slaves attack that intruder!
Ultimaiq: (evil laughter) muahahahaha (fires up his flamethrower)
paperboy: that wont stop them (a second later he sees his army turn into ashes) 0_o
Ultimaiq: now it's your turn paperchoughthingchoughboy
(paperboy is quickly reduced to ashes and is removed my a robotic dustbuster).

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Zero EXE]

Ummm...Ok, while this is going on around me( since I was mysteriously strupped of my rulership) I call forth my mighty Puchuu army and order them to subdue Ultimaiq with there horrifying cuteness and then beat him to near-death with their futon beaters.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[teflon_climbers]

*whips out a trasmorgifying device*
*turns the land into a gigantic mass of teflon and laughs as Zero EXE and his army slip and slide into nothingness known simply as 'the end of the world'*
*sits on his throne of teflon and states,"I am the RULER of this LAND!"*

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq: Hahaha your teflon is useless against people who can fly, or have something realy sticky under they're shoes.
teflon_climbers: eeeeeeeeeek!! (runs of into the pit of gay men and dynamite).

I am the ruler of the land! (throws a lighter into the pit)

 

[GoldShadow]

Gold: Knock Knock
ultima: I'm not gonna do some stupid knock knock joke
Gold: Knock knock
ultima: Fine, if I do this you'll leave me alone right?
Gold: Knock knock
ultima: Who's there?
Gold: You are.
ultima: You are...who?
Gold: You are ruler of the land.
ultima: ???? You are ruler of the land...????
Gold: Hey, I am? Thanks!
*takes the throne*

I am ruler of the land!

 

[teflon_climbers]

*whips out yet another ruling device, known as a 'flood light'*
*barrages GoldShadow with so much light that he CAN'T exist, and claims the throne*

 

[Zero EXE]

Luckily for me and my army, we manage to return from the end of the world( I'm not telling how, but it involves pineapples and battery acid). I then order my army to smash all of Teflon's high-tech equipment, then shove him into a large box and mail it off to Alaska( I know how much you've wanted that Teflon.). We then go about the process of of completing my newest creation. So once again..

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[choknater]

Hmm, how about something innovative...

*pop-up on Zero EXE's monitor, it has audio*
Are you tired of these constant pop-ups at all your favori-

He exits the window.

*a different pop-up appears, also with audio*
But wait! Don't you ever want to-

Zero EXE is shocked and runs away in fear before the voice in the audio finishes the sentence.

Choknater is ruler of the land now.

[size]Hehe, this actually happened to my sister today, except she just yelled "****!" at the computer. She wasn't a scaredy **** like Zero EXE. "Oh no-no-nooo." ~Ducky from the Land Before Time I - XI[/size]

...

But wait! Zero EXE comes back with a p7m13 and tries to shoot choknater and his monitor!

Choknater spits on the ground and Zero EXE slips and falls, then swims away.

The monitor flew away too.

Phew, choknater's ruler of the land now.

 

[ultimaiq2]

A pop-up appears on choknater computer screen.
*Sorry but your coputer has been attacked by an UltimaIQ virus, please do not try to delete it because it's allready to late muahahahahaha, please have a good day*
choknater: nooooooooo all my 'p-o-r-n' is deleted. *runs to the computer store*

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[SabreAnt]

As ultimaiq2 snoozes on his throne, SabreAnt hooks up his laptop to ultima's head and tries to download his thoughts for throne-domination.

Connection established...
Communicating with host...
01001000111010111010010100011111101010110001000101
No data found...

BAH! Growls SabreAnt and unplugs his wire from ultimaiq2's head. There may aswell be a sign in there saying 'Room for rent' mused SabreAnt to himself. He then gets his magnifying glass and looks inside ultima's ear. 'Oh..' says SabreAnt. 'Its actually there'

Slightly disappointed, SabreAnt writes something down in a little black book and wakes up ultima. SabreAnt then smothers him with a rag covered in chloroform, putting him straight back to sleep. He has him put into a hessian bag and hoisted into one of the castle catapults on the battlements, and shoots him into the distance LOTR style.

SabreAnt is now Ruler of the Land.

 

[Zero EXE]

While me and the rest of my Puchuu army wait outside the door to the throne rrom, one of my lone puchuus goes in to distract Sabreant with it's horrifying cuteness.

SA: What the F...ahhh! It's soooo cuuuuutte!

*grabs puchuu*
While this happens, the rest of us burst into the room, but Sabre ant realizes whats happening and tosses the puchuu at me, but I casualy step aside, letting it crash into the wall behind me.

Puchuu: D@mn that hurt, you make-a-me bleed!

Sabre ant has been prepared for this for a while, seeing as he rushes towards us with a huge array of weapons. Quickly, I grab my fallen puchuu and slide him towards the charging Sabre ant. He steps on it, loses his balance, spins on a pivit in mid air in a comical fasion and falls onto the floor, incapacitated by all of his heavy weapons. I then pull the rope for the trapdoor containing who knows what now, plunging him into the abyss.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[ultimaiq2]

After stealing a car GTA style I get back to the castle and see that ZeroEXE has taken the throne and doomed SabreAnt that I wanted to get revenge on, but I'll do it on ZeroEXE instead.
Ultimaiq: Yo! get off MY throne!
ZeroEXE: Ah you are back ultimaiq2, we have been waiting for you.
Ultimaiq: My name is NOT ultimaiq2!!
ZeroEXE: Who cares? kill him Puchuu army!!
Ultimaiq: Take this Puchuus *uses THE END Limit Break*
ZeroEXE: What the fu..? *every Puchuu dies a painfull death*
Ultimaiq: Now its your turn Zero choughexechough.
ZeroEXE: No don't kill me ultimaiq2!
Ultimaiq: Grrrrrr for the last time its NOT ultimaiq2. *throws a huge nr2 shaped rock on ZeroEXE.

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Lightning Snake]

Lightning Snake: Hey,Ultimaiq2 it's time for your dental checkup.
Ultimaiq2: It is?
Lightning Snake: Yes, and I'm the acting dentist. Say AAAAAAH.
Ultimaiq2:AAAAAAH.
Lightning Snake throws a grenade down Ultimaiq2's throat.The grenade explodes and Lightning Snake pushes Ultimaiq2's remains aside.

I am the ruler of the Land!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Lucky enough I had equipped a auto-life ring and destroy Lightning Snakes arms and legs with a chopstick.
Ultimaiq: Whats my name?
Lightning Snake: ultimaiq2...
Ultimaiq: wrong! *kills Lightning Snake*

I am the ruler of the land again!

 

[Lightning Snake]

Ultimaiq2: well that takes care of Lightning Snake!
Just then an electrified snake comes and revives Lightning Snake
Lightning Snake: I'm back!
Ultimaiq2: I'm not worried I've got my auto life Ring!
It is at this moment that an electrified snake steals the auto life ring.
Lightning Snake:*picks up a fission cannon* Sayonara! *fires*
Ultimaiq is reduced to a pile of radioactive mollecules

I am the ruler of the land again!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiqs agent comes in.
Agent: Wow you acctually called him by his real name once, and the wrong name twice. *agent revives Ultimaiq and hands him a ak47*
Ultimaiq: Heh heh heh 'huntin tyme' * L-snake dies again*
Agent: This is the 99th time I've revived you from death, it's time you payed me for my job.
Ultimaiq: Heres a dollar.
Agent: Fine but don't count on me again.

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Lightning Snake]

I still, however had the auto life ring that I stole revives me.
Lightning Snake: The time of my revenge is at hand!
*tickles Ultimaiq with a feather duster until he wets himself in laughter.*
Ultimaiq runs off, embarassed.

I am the ruler of the land!

SIG!

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

dad farts and kills everyone

I am now ruler of the land

HAHAHAHA FART! Warned.

 

[GoldShadow]

I was wearing a gas mask so it didn't affect me.
Gold: Hm...to commemorate you becoming the new ruler, I want to take a picture of you standing in front of the throne!
Marth n Roy: OK (gets up and stands)
Gold: A little to the left...
Marth n Roy: *moves left*
Gold: A few inches right...
Marth n Roy: *moves right*
Gold: Perfect! *holds up camera, and clicks*
And an anvil falls on Marth n Roy's head! Ouch, that must hurt. And I take the throne and now

I am ruler of the land!

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Ok so with my newly compressed size:o i will wait under da trone

*SPRONG*!!!!!

*waves as Goldshadow is sent into orbit*

I am once again ruler of the land,... again

 

[Zero EXE]

I walk into the throne room, unaware of Marth n Roy's size change.

Me:*humming*......*SPLORTCH!!* What the...ah S***,I got Marth n Roy on my shoe!

I sit in the throne to scrape off the former ruler with an index card.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[paperboy]

While Zero EXE is scraping Marth n Roy off his shoe, one of my many paperboys puts $20 on a string. Zero EXE then spots it, and runs away from the throne. Then I sit down.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Agent: Mr paperboy you are the lucky winner of 2million dollars and you can claim your price at the active vulcanos top.
paperboy: Woohoo! *runs off and Ultimaiq enters the room*
Ultimaiq: Good job heres you 10 bucks.
Agent: *mumbles* "cheap mother fuc." *Agent is shot in the head*
Ultimaiq: I'll just take my money back then.

I am the ruler of the land

 

[Lightning Snake]

Lightning Snake, having mysteriously survived the fart comes in, riding on a giant snake.
Lightning Snake: Eat lightning!
Ultimaiq: What?
The snake's jaws open, and a bolt of lightning kills Ultimaiq
Lightning Snake: Mmmmmm kentucky fried Ultimaiq

I am the ruler of the Land!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ultimaiq: Haha! that was only a clone, prepare to be BBQ'ed *pulls up a flamethrower*
Lightning Snake: Take this *uses thunder spell*
Ultimaiq: *takes 1hp damege* "eh?"
Lightning Snake: what the fu__?
Ultimaiq: Time to do some 'Snake eater'
Lightning Snake: Nooooooo
Ultimaiq: mmmm tastes like chicken
Lightning Snake: you, you mean snake eater, thing you.
Ultimaiq: Meh?
Lightning Snake: You die now! *uses a rocketlauncher*
Ultimaiq: heh, *powershields and the rocket hits Lightning Snake*
Lightning Snake: Blargish!

I am the ruler of the land! and I think im taking a break now. *puts a teddy bear on the throne and goes on a trip to Hawaii*

 

[Dale]

Dale: Are you the ruler of the land?

Teddy Bear:

Dale: You don't look like the ruler of the land

Teddy Bear:

Dale: I want to be ruler of the land

Teddy Bear:

Dale casually tosses Teddy aside and is now the ruler of the land.

 

[Pyrogamer]

Dale is sitting in his throne one day when an ominous fog looms out of nowhere, and a huge hole that appears to the gate of Heck appears before him.
Pyrogamer is launched out of the fiery pit.
Dale: wh...who are you?
Pyro: Your worst nightmare, I was so evil, Heck itself spat me out.
The whole of Dale's kingdom is engulfed in flames and the stench of death and burning fills the air.
Pyro: hehehehehe, My minions will be in for a busy day.
*sits in fiery throne*
Pyro: I'll be claiming this here throne in the name of Karnak.(FF5, fire village)

wtf, I can't say ****, sigh, heck is so dumb sounding

 

[Omnigamer]

Yes, the creative posters of greatness have returned!!!

*Walks out from some unknown location*
Me: Ah... 'Tis good to be alive again. But what should I do now...?
*Wanders aimlessly until finding Pyro upon the throne of flame*
Me: Hey... that was mine... way long ago. Give it back!
*Pyro raises a crimson eyebrow and stares for a second. Then he hurls a few fireballs and I am engulfed in a fiery inferno*
Me: AHHHHHH!!! I'm on fiya! I'm on fiya!
*Runs around screaming and burning until running into Pyro and the throne. The throne is knocked backwards, launching Pyro back and over a cliff into the sea, where he's wetted to death. Meanwhile, without Pyro's flame manipulation powers, the throne disintegrates and becomes unuseable. I continue screaming until I realize that I can't actually feel that I'm burning, being the immortal undead thing that I am. The fire eventually subsides, and once again utilizing my diverse knowledge of ancient and present carpentry, I begin to construct a new throne. The hover sattelite TV with built in Gamecube with options for NES, SNES, 64 and Gameboy Advance playing, fully operational arm-rest refrigerator, unlimited source of power, hover bottom for unlimited mobility, and finally an option for in-throne massage have been re-added. After completing this throne once again, I seat myself in the immeasurable comfort and sip root beer.*

Me: 'Tis good to be Ruler of the LAND!!!!! (again)

 

[Gaiagamer]

*Do to the fact that i probably won't have another chance to get in this neverending circle of death and misery, i devise a plan to get in the throne*

Me: Hey, Omni! What's up? Kill anybody good today?
Omni: Yeah! I just put Pyro in the sea. I bet he'll have fun.
Thinking to myself: Good lord, this guy is dumber then i thought.
Me: I want to be in the throne, because i'll never win in a fist to fist fight with someone as strong and as gulli-I mean great as you.
Omni: Well, i guess you can be Lord, for a second, i have to go get some kind of surgery on my face...after all this crap, it's not much left.
Me: Yeah, you do that!

*I go to the bottom of the sea where Pyro is shouting every curse word know in the underworld*

Me: Do u want to get back at Omni?
Pyro: What kind of a dumb question was that? Of course you stupid vermin!
Me: K.

*I dissolve the sea, and Pyro gather's his flames*
Pyro: Phoenix Rebirth!!!

*Pyro is a beastly...beast with blood and fire sprawling all over the place*

Me: O.K., now you go kill Omni to get him out of the picture, O.K.?
Pyro: O.K., yer next, boy.

*Pyro goes off in search of Omni*

Me: Ha! Now Pyro and Omni are out of the picture, so now I am Ruler of the Land! And pitty the loser who thinks they can take me on!

 

[Pyrogamer]

Pyro and Omni confront
Pyro: Hey what's the big idea, you know I'm allergic to water.
Omni: ....huh
Pyro: You don't remember me, you old sack of zombie crap
Omni: Oh I sorta recall you but didn't you piss on me and run me over with a lawn mower?
Pyro: I might have, but I'm a new me, I was very greedy back then, now I'm willing to compromise.
Omni: hmm what do you say to two thrones?
Pyro: sounds good but mine has to be engulfed in flame.
*sits and enjoys good life*
Gaia: whats taking those two so long, one should be dead and the other should have come after me, that's it, I'm going.
*plays prank by dousing my throne and I think Omni did it and then we start fighting*
Pyro: Ah you snatch! thats it, let's settle this like the gentlemen we aren't. Falco vs Marth right now!
*smashing ensues leaving Omni the victor*
Pyro: What? You never win, you cheated!
*Burns the crap out of omni until he is absoltely nothing but grossness*
*spots Gaia with peripheral vision*
Pyro: You sneaky little... *HELLFIRE STORM*
Gaia: NOOOOO I'm on fiya. *is now a smoldering pile of earth*
Pyro: sorry fellow gamers, it appears I am still greedy, I own teh throne now.

 

[SabreAnt]

By some form of trickery SabreAnt remotely hotwired the new throne during its construction to suit his nerfarious deeds. Time will tell. SabreAnt barges in and declares: Heathen! Remove thine buttocks from such a graceful mount as this beautious seat!
Translation: I have intentions to claim this throne and all rights it bears, including the right to be inevitably kicked off in approximately 10-80 minutes.

Bearing no signs of resistance, it would seem that Pyrogamer expects that his large flaming shield of destruction to protect him. Hmph, well SabreAnt has never been one to be deterred from getting 3rd degree burns. He whips out his canister of freezing liquid nitrogen and clonks Pyro over the head with it. It's super effective! SabreAnt grew to level 36.. SabreAnt is evolv.. hang on... thats not it. What? SabreAnt stopped evolving.

Bah. Anyway, SabreAnt drops Pyro in that hessian bag and again shoots him into the distance by means of catapult.

SabreAnt is Ruler of the Land.

 

[GoldShadow]

Bah! So, SabreAnt, thinkst thou that thy Olde English be superior to mine? Thou shalt face the wrath of I, GoldShadow, thou craven foolish cur! Whilst thou hath been testing thy mettle against Pyro, I hath findeth a way to defeat thee!
translation: "Bah! You think your old english is better than mine! You will face my wrath, you foolish coward! While you've been fighting Pyro, I've found a way to defeat you!"
(I'm too good!)

*takes out a pokeball*
This is a SabreBall. It will catch any and all SabreAnts immediately. *throws it at sabreant, who then gets sucked into it* Hm...I don't like pokemon either. Weird. Well the throne is mine.

I am ruler of the land.

 

[Lightning Snake]

Lightning Snake: Thou dolt Gold Shadow! Dost thou thinketh that thou could reign over this fair land?
Gold Shadow:Sure do!
Lightning Snake:Where art thy parchments?
Gold Shadow: Hold on, I'll get them...
*While he is looking for the non existent papers I pick up my Fission Cannon and shoot him in the back.*
I am the ruler of the Land!