*Is finished reforming from a bunch of burnt grossness*
Me: Whew, that took longer than it should have...
*Glances at who is sitting on the throne*
Me: Crikey! Pyro's back and he's mad as ****!
*Omni briefly disappears to somewhere, comes back carrying a kusarigama (
http://www.geocities.jp/vanessa_482/cherry/newfile2.htm), his weapon of choice.*
-=Confrontation=-
Me: Pyro! The time has come! We must settle this, once and for all!
Pyro: I burned you once, and I shall do so again!
*Pyro forms a Flamberge from thin air, and the battlers move to a wide open area*
Me: You shall fall before the power of my kusarigamajutsu! Prepare yourself!!
*readies to attack*
Pyro: Just try it! You will be sliced into ribbons long before you can harm me!
*also readies*
*Battle Ensues!*
-=Round 1=-
*The two opponents stare at eachother for a long while, neither ready to make the first move. The wind rustles the grass, eyes narrow, and tension builds. Suddenly, a cute puchuu appears between the two fighters and slowly bounds around.Ater a moment, it stops at Pyro's feet and looks up with the cutest look ever imaginable. But he opens his mouth and I raging hellfire blast quickly disintegrates the poor animal.*
Me: What'd you do that for!?
Pyro: It was so cute... I had to kill it...
Me: You are a bad man.
*With that, the battle begins! Omni takes a few steps forward and begins swinging the weighted chain at his side. Pyro rushes forward and makes a powerful vertical slice! But Omni barely escapes the blow, as the power used decreased its speed. Seeing an opportunity for a counter-attack, Omni punches out Pyro's stomach plug with a single blow! Crap, man, that's powerful! Angered by the hole in his midsection, Pyro swings the sword fiercely. Omni once again dodges, but this time uses the chain to entangle the sword! Surprised and helpless to this, Omni acts with great swiftness and slices off Pyro's arm! Pyro screams in pain, and calls forth the power of fire from the earth, which turns the surrounding ground to magma. Omni once again barely escapes with his feet, but manages to pull the flamberge with him. Pyro sinks into the magma. Unbeknownst to Omni, this magma restores Pyro's lost limbs, and optimizes his use of fire powers. He bursts from the lava, and the Flamberge that Omni has suddenly bursts into blue flames and disintegrates! Pyro this time generates two of these Flamberges, and is ready for battle once again.*
Tune in next time for round two!!!
(Throne remains unclaimed for now, but please don't take it until all episodes are finished. If you do, we shall mercilessly slaughter you as well. That is all.)
*Pyrogamer emerges once again from the um hellish place(stupid censor)*
