Ruler of The Land

[GoldShadow]

Hooray, another Fire Emblem fan! I'm stuck on Hard mode, eliwood, chapter 26...ahem, but anyway! I go over to Zero to help him through the level he's stuck on! *takes the game away from Zero*
Gold: You fool, this is easy. Watch me get through this in 2 seconds...
Zero: Hey, give that back!
Gold: *presses a few buttons* Whoops, I didn't mean to ERASE YOUR GAME
Zero: Nooo!
Gold: *throws the game far far away, and Zero chases after it...*

After which of course, I take the throne!

I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Zero EXE]

I hope that you didn't sit down in THAT throne* Throne takes off into outer space, heading for unkown destination.*.... aww dang.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!
*but my poor game file....*

 

[SabreAnt]

SabreAnt takes note of the rocketing throne hurtling through the stratosphere and writes something omnious down in a little black book. SabreAnt then pockets his pen and strolls to the, well... whatevers left of whereever the castle once was.

This place seems to get destroyed a lot.

Fortunately, SabreAnt taught all of his baboon followers the tricks and triumphs of successfully using bug spray to combat flesh eating insects. This worked to their advantage earlier, and as of just now, all 150,006 of them are still waiting to be helped out of that nasty pit with deads bugs up to their necks. Thats a big pit.

SabreAnt whips out an electomagnet specifically designed to match the DNA of baboons and lifts them all clear of the stinking mess. SabreAnt then lights a match and throws it down onto the millions of tiny carcasses. **FOOMF!** He and his legions of monkeys then decide to fill in the pit with landfill so this doesnt happen again.

"Ahoy, avast ye matey's!" says SabreAnt to his monkeys and several thousand other rubber men who are also present. All look cofused until he translates: 'Lets take this Fire Emblem game back to the Ruling regent himself and claim for me what is rightfully mine be order of ascension and birthright.' Still looking confused the rabble begin to stir. SabreAnt dums it down a bit more for them: 'Let's go kick some a$s!' When all they do is blink in response SabreAnt says: 'Ugh egh oogh' and an enormous warcry sounds from the monkeys and rubber soldiers!

"Charge, my warriors!" cries SabreAnt as they storm towards the nervous looking ZeroEXE. Suddenly Zero goes all Neo style and begins to smack all the rubber dudes and monkeys away kung-fu/street sign style.

"More..." whispers SabreAnt

A legion of rubbermen begin to rain from the heavens like giant hailstones and crash everywhere. Monkeys begin to swing into action from nearby trees and still Zero fends them off!

..then..

STACKS ON! SabreAnt himself catches Zero in a spear tackle and everyone piles on. "It is inevitable Mr E-X-E" he spits.

Summoning all his strength from somewhere unknown, ZeroEXE charges up and throw everyone off himself in a dramatic manner. He then farts and gases almost every other person in the room asleep. Except SabreAnt who is coincidentally wearing a gas mask (and writing this post). They regain their senses and all regroup ready to strike again, but ZeroEXE hails a cab and speeds away.

"Me... me... me... me me me." utters SabreAnt
"Me too." he grins to himself.

He sits on his throne whilst all his significant others slip into the shadows and resume their nefarious deeds. It is good to be the Ant!

SabreAnt is now Ruler of the Land.

 

[paperboy]

Realizing that Sabreant has made a long post about nothing, paperboy decides to counter it with his foolproof CERTIFICATE OF WINNAGE!!!11

"See this Sabreant? It means I win. Go home"

"AWWWW"

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[choknater]

Originally posted by GoldShadow
Hooray, another Fire Emblem fan! I'm stuck on Hard mode, eliwood, chapter 26...ahem, but anyway! I go over to Zero to help him through the level he's stuck on! *takes the game away from Zero*
Gold: You fool, this is easy. Watch me get through this in 2 seconds...
Zero: Hey, give that back!
Gold: *presses a few buttons* Whoops, I didn't mean to ERASE YOUR GAME
Zero: Nooo!
Gold: *throws the game far far away, and Zero chases after it...*

After which of course, I take the throne!

I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

Nice format. Thanks. Now I shall take it without permission.

paperboy: !! i r ruler of zeh land>
choknater: lol
paperboy: lol
choknater: can i be ruler of the land??
paperboy: no
choknater: oh
paperboy: but you can polish my boots
choknater: no
paperboy: but you must, for i r ruler of zeh land>
choknater: ...no
paperboy: *pulls out certificate of winnage!!!11* you see?
choknater: no, we're only talking over the internet, *******
paperboy: you dare insult me?
choknater: ya
paperboy: ...
choknater: http://goatse.cx
paperboy: AGH!!!1

 

[ultimaiq2]

This will be short and easy.
UltimaIQ uses a mindcontrolling device on make choknater his mindless slave for enternity.

"Jeg er herskeren over landet"

Translated:
(I am the ruler of the land)

 

[paperboy]

But then I give ultimaq2 TEH 00ber MAGIC PAPERCUT OF DOOOM!!!!11 and turn him into a paperboy. And since Choknater was his mindslave, he dies. Since he has nobody to serve.

"Man, I am so creative. I've done this for so long and nobody can beat it. I r teh 1337"

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[GoldShadow]

Gold walks up to paperboy, current ruler of the land.
Gold: According to these papers and the evidence a few posts up, choknater apparently stole my format of become ruler of the land. And, my format is apparently copyrighted. This means that he was an illegitimate ruler of the land! And according to section V, paragraph 4, sentence 19, clause 4 of the Ruler of the Land Handbook, that means all following rulers are also illegitimate! And that as compensation, I be made ruler of the land! And he posted a link to goatse. That should be reason enough. So what do you say?
paperboy: Fear my 1337 UBER MAGICAL CERTIFICATE OF A-
Gold: Fear these large burly men who've come to take you away to prison for breaking the Ruler of the Land Official Rules!

Two large muscly dumb guys come take away paperboy, and...

I am RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[ultimaiq2]

I realy wounder why I am revived every time someone errrh, anhiliate me.
Fear my first year of lawschool! I herby sentence you GoldShadow to deathpenalty... what there is no more deathpenalties? well then, I sentence you to clean the toilets for EVER!

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[paperboy]

I point out all of ultimaq2's grammatical errors (really, wonder, death penalty, etc) and he is filled with greif, denial, and despair. These emotions therefore annihilate himself, and his last sentence is "paperboy may...rule...the land....FOREVER!" *dies*

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Zero EXE]

After my excedingly long cab ride( D@mn cabby overcharged me!) I arrive back at the throne room only to see paperboy dancing around the room with his certificate. I walk up, snatch it out of his hand and throw it into a convenently placed fireplace. I then walk past him towards the throne, muttering something in German. I plop down in the throne, pull the frilly pull cord-thing from the ceiling, and send him into a pit of fat gay guys.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[paperboy]

Fourtunately, one of my many other paperboy's then kicks Zero out of the throne into that pit of fat gay guys.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[Zero EXE]

Ha, luckily, it was my stand-in dummy, which had a rope connecting your clone to it, pulling him into the pit as well.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[GoldShadow]

I walk up to Zero and...
Gold: Here is a gift for you, almighty ruler of the land...
*hands him a small wrapped box, and then walks away*
Zero: Haha, of course, as ruler of the land, I deserve gifts like this every now and then. Hey, what does this little label say... C...4? C4? What does that mea-
BOOM!!!

What a coincidence! The throne is intact, and Zero is nowhere to be found! Now that means

I AM RULER OF THE LAND!
(and my first order of business is to replace all the gay men in the pit with lit sticks of dynamite... and since paperboy is still in there...)

 

[ultimaiq2]

Some of you maybe wonder why I have so many grammatical errors, well maybe it's because I am not born and raised in a english speaking country like some (or many) here are. Norway rules you all!
Well then over to something completely different, a man with three noses named GoldShadow will now explode himself in a pit in the throneroom of the ruler of the land.
Goldshadow: No! I don't wanna die!!
Big fat gay man: Do it for the people! (ties him up in the pit)
Kaboom!!!!
Goldshadow: blargh!!

I am now the ruler of the land.

 

[SabreAnt]

SabreAnt is concerned that gays are gaining a foothold in the nation.

Daring to be different, as SabreAnt never does, he finds himself sitting at home. Wait a moment he thinks, why did I come here? Hmm. I should be ruling right now. To cut things short (for once), SabreAnt simply jumps into his giant slingshot in his backyard and flings himself straight through an open window and into the throneroom. Well actually, his aim was bad and he ploughed straight through the stone wall, but the less said about that the better.

SabreAnt (missing some teeth): I hereby ban all homos certificates and stupid methods of claiming the throne.

ultimaiq2: Fear my pit of certificate weilding homos you denizen of the deep!

SabreAnt: Bah.

SabreAnt conjours a snowball from thin air and splats it in ultimaiq2's face. Summons some henchmen and baboons escorts and has ultimaiq2 and any followers removed from the building.

Ah-ha! Throne is now belonging to moi!

SabreAnt is now Ruler of the Land.

 

[Zero EXE]

Ha, again I laugh at you all, the Zero who was blown up was another Puchuu stand-in.
Puchuu: Why are you kill me so easily?

I rush into the throne room, only to see Sabre ant sitting down, with some newly aquired head gear( For his broken teeth)

SA:Mmmffmfm mfmm mfff!!
Me: Huh, whats that? You want to give me the throne, no charge?
SA: MMFFF!! MFFMFMFMMM MFMMF!
ME: And toss you into the dynamite pit with a lit match? Ok..
SA: MMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFM!!!!

Anyways...

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Because i havn't posted sence like the begining of my posting i get to make a brand new mithril throne a become rulerotheland until someone posts



"I Am Ruler Of The Land"

 

[GameFreaking]

*I throw a rock at ur head, knocking u unconcious*

Hahaha! Who else dares to challenge my rock throwing powers?




GameFreak is the RULER of the LAND and All video games and he sleeps with ur mom every Thursday!!!

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

*uses the dagger of time rewinding back 4 sec before you trew da wok* *uses the power of delay (slow time) the cut you and your rock down to 1/6th my size


WHO ELSE DARES TO CHALLENGE MY RULERSHIP!? FOR THEE WILL SUFFER WORST FATES....


PS im STILL ruler of the land past,presnt, and future:D

 

[paperboy]

I then point out all of -=Marth_n_Roy=-'s spelling errors and say that he must spell everything correctly in order to rule the land. He is stricken with grief and I give him TEH 00ber MAGIC PAPERCUT OF DOOOM!!!!11 and turn him into yet another paperboy.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!!!!!!11111111

 

[Osco316]

*gets mad because Paperboy posted before him* *burns Paperboy with a flamethrower*

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Then i point out paper boys errors (UBER not oober) and use the power of hast (giga stop) and throw both of you into the space-time continum itself leaving you to wander eddies for the rest of eternity.

I am AGAIN ruler of the land

 

[paperboy]

Little did M&R know that since I gave him TEH 00ber MAGIC PAPERCUT OF DOOOM!!!!11, he is technically a paperboy, so I am sitting on the throne . (It's been like this for a while, don't say I just made this up}

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!111

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

uses the dagger of time rewinding back 4 sec before you did so i can Then point out paper boys errors (UBER not oober) and use the power of haste (giga stop) and throw both of you into the space-time continum itself leaving you to wander eddies for the rest of eternity.

I am AGAIN ruler of the land

MWHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *CHOUGHCHOUGH* ACk

 

[GoldShadow]

Gold: Hey, maRTh END roy!!!!1111111 luuk at mioy 1337zor 1337itness skillz!!!!11111 U wissh UU coould B az N000BY aews ME!!!!111111 I AM TeH OOUBER 1337ZOR!!!!111 AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!@!!!!#!@$#!@$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

Marth n Roy: What? What are you saying! I can't understand! Agh! My brain is exploding from the stupidity! *brain explodes*

Gold: The noob act works every time.

I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[GameFreaking]

I take a stick and poke u until u die.


GameFreak is the RULER of the LAND and All video games and he sleeps with ur mom every Thursday and now owns UPN and the WB!!!

 

[Mic_128]

I go on National TV to become ultimate winner of all games in existance award, I then "acidently" blow up the UPN and WB offices. Gamefreak sees all this and suddenly implodes. I then walk over to brag, see a pile of goo, wash it away, and become the 128th ruler of the land.

 

[paperboy]

Unfortunately, you are not the 128th ruler of the land. Mic_128 is then stricken with grief and lets me rule the land!

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

I closed my eyes and the whole world dissapeired

so

I'm Ruler of the land

 

[GameFreaking]

i give u a a lethal injection...without sterilizing the needle... so that means....



GameFreak is the RULER of the LAND and All video games and he sleeps with ur mom every Thursday and now owns UPN and the WB and is in good with President Bush!!!

 

[paperboy]

I then tell Gamefreak that he isn't funny and give him THE UBER MAGIC PAPERCUT OF DOOOM!!!! and turn him into another paperboy (I really need to something else. This is getting monotinous (sp?))

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[GoldShadow]

Paperboy! I have an idea! We shall play rock, paper, scissor to see who becomes next ruler of the land.

Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot!
Paperboy: Paper!
Gold: *pulls out a 9mm* Shoot!

I am the RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[UnKnown X]

Me: YUO AER TEH NOT 1337 3NUFF 2 B3Z TEHRE!!!!111 omg lol ill teh yuse mah 1337 zkilzz n k!11 u!!!! lol wtf
GS: Meh, bug off...
Me: omg teh b00g 0ff???++ omg wtf i aer teh haet u!!!111 I WEELL K!LL U LOL!!!!!1111
GS: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Me: omg teh ill yuose mah 1337 p00w3rzz 2 get teh thr0wn lol!!!!!111
GS: Just shut up and leave me alone.
Me: i will teh not leev u teh aloan!!!11
*GS takes out M60 and blasts my head off*

I AER TEH NOT TEH R00L4R OF TEH LAEND!!!1111 omg wtf lol

 

[SabreAnt]

That guys dead. Hmm, well GoldShadow appears to have no ammo left. I confiscate his gun and bot him out. Cheap and short.

SabreAnt is now Ruler of the Land.

 

[paperboy]

I then point out that SabreAnt cannot bot someone out of the game, let alone boot. So SabreAnt burns his *** when he sits down on the throne

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Then i tell Sabreant that he CAN buy his why into modship (after a heffty Donnation) with that evice i goes and takes out papergirl

I am ruler of the land,...Again

 

[GoldShadow]

But then suddenly, I come! I had a trap card in effect, the DESTROYER OF BAD GRAMMAR! Combined with my Kraft Macaroni and Cheese card, it's effects are doubled! Each instance of Marth n Roy's incorrect grammar does 5000000 damage to your life points! And there's 4 incorrect things, which means that the damage will be 20000000! (buy his why...should be "way")(heffty Donnation ...should be hefty donation)(evice....advice)
And your life points are reduced to zero! I beat you Poo-gi-oh style. (the funny thing is, I don't like Yugioh)

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[ultimaiq2]

After being gone some time I am finaly back and finds GoldShadow on the throne, AGAIN.

Ultimaiq :Fear my Ultimate pet of doom as it will destroy you and anyone you know (holds a pokèball) go pichu!
Goldshadow :Hah you call that a pokèmon? (kills it by stepping on it)
Ultimaiq :doh! I mean,,, doh!
Goldshadow: ...Oh my god look behind you!!
Ultimaiq: Thats just Omega Weapon from FF8 (the only game he diden't suck) I hired him to be my bodygard. (Omega uses his best attack)
Goldshadow: Blargh!

I am now ruler of the land!

 

[Zero EXE]

As a Precaution, I injected an anti-Uber magic papercut of doom serum into my blood stream, protecting me from paperboy's
recent papercut fetish. I run into the throne room, and begin smaking Ultimaiq with my new weapon(s), the double giga paper fans! I beat him down until he blacks out, then order my Puchuu soldiers to carry him out and toss him into...ah, I dunno, a..dumpster or somethin'.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!