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[ChronoBound]

OMG there are at least 11 pages for Krystal

Again, why did you bother looking this up?

 

[8-peacock-8]

OMG there are at least 11 pages for Krystal

Why are you looking these up?

 

[Dark Phazon]

This is defenetly the best thread on this whole forum we went from all of Sm4sh speculation to politics/econemy/faith/religon all the way to Krystal 69.

 

[Shorts]

An armadillo reminds you of sausage? Well to be fair, Dillon's Rolling Western involves you protecting a bunch of pigs from getting butt ****ed by a bunch of killer Moai heads, so I can kind of see that correlation.

The Sauasage thing was more or less an ongoing joke about someone, who happened to LUH HIM SUM Dillon, and Lucario for that matter.

This is defenetly the best thread on this whole forum we went from all of Sm4sh speculation to politics/econemy/faith/religon all the way to Krystal 69.

If he gets to talk like this, then I'm gonna start being sexual and greasy. But about not ladies.
srsly though, can we just not be... gross?

 

[Popsydoodles]

OMG there are at least 11 pages for Krystal

After the first page you have your results. Why keep scrolling down man?

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

After the first page you have your results. Why keep scrolling down man?

I just looked at the number of pages. I didn't use google

 

[Popsydoodles]

Well to avoid further rule 34 material...What's been the talk on new items to Smash? I've looked through threads and haven't really seen any on tthe topic

 

[Dark Phazon]

Its your dirty mind that interprits what im saying is dirty but its actually 100/ clean.
But yes we should move on...but to what?
Hey lets talk about how hot our teachers were in secondary/high school and how much you wanted to ____ them back then and pretty much still right now.

 

[Popsydoodles]

Its your dirty mind that interprits what im saying is dirty but its actually 100/ clean.
But yes we should move on...but to what?
Hey lets talk about how hot our teachers were in secondary/high school and how much you wanted to ____ them back then and pretty much still right now.

Hahaha! seriously though...no...

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I just got back from playing TF2 and after reading the conversation, I say....


Good job guys!

 

[FlareHabanero]

The Sauasage thing was more or less an ongoing joke about someone, who happened to LUH HIM SUM Dillon, and Lucario for that matter.

Alright, things are making more sense. I'm not one of "those" people, just for your information.

 

[Big-Cat]

I don't know anything about the former, however, the latter definitely was never as sexualized as Krystal (it was a Disney cartoon for crying out loud).

Secondly, you just named the reason why a lot of people don't like Krystal. For a lot of people, sexualized furries are gross.

Sure, Gadget wasn't sexualized, but that kind of **** will happen no matter what they do. Heck, I'm sure there's even that kind of stuff for Dexter's mom, the goddess of child bearing hips. Krystal has only had two forms of debatable fanservice. One was her Adventures attire which Makes Sense in Context (and given the original story). The second was the Assault artwork. To say her form fitting outfit in later games is fanservice is really stretching it. If she had busted her cleavage out, that'd be another thing.

 

[Shorts]

Alright, things are making more sense. I'm not one of "those" people, just for your information.

No, the autism was strong in that one.

 

[Popsydoodles]

I just got back from playing TF2 and after reading the conversation, I say....


Good job guys!

No thanks to you!

 

[Dark Phazon]

Im gone bed man peace...4:35am...

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Should they redesign all Metroid characters into the style of Other M?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

No thanks to you!

Good to know I'm helping.

In all seriousness, Krystal is just as sexualized as Zero Suit Samus. If you have a problem with Krystal, you should have one with ZSS.

 

[ChronoBound]

Krystal has only had two forms of debatable fanservice. One was her Adventures attire which Makes Sense in Context (and given the original story). The second was the Assault artwork. To say her form fitting outfit in later games is fanservice is really stretching it. If she had busted her cleavage out, that'd be another thing.

I think you are only part of the 5% out there that actually believes this. Nearly everyone else thinks the way Krystal was portrayed in Adventures and Assault in terms of her design was gross.

 

[Big-Cat]

While we're at it, what about the guys? We never hear complaints about them, not even Wolf's Space Biker look.

 

[Popsydoodles]

Good to know I'm helping.

In all seriousness, Krystal is just as sexualized as Zero Suit Samus. If you have a problem with Krystal, you should have one with ZSS.

to be honest i really do have a problem with ZSS. Keep the sexy out of Smash. I mean cmon I get it girls have bewbs no need to emphasize them...sheesh...

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I think you are only part of the 5% out there that actually believes this. Nearly everyone else thinks the way Krystal was portrayed in Adventures and Assault in terms of her design was gross.

Now. Now. Let's not generalize.

The majority of people I know in real life, have no problem with Krystal. They just see her as a token female or an interesting character. Her "sexualization" is almost never brought up.

@doodles

Not sure if serious.

In Brawl ZSS isn't really sexual either. Her bust was actually made smaller.

Don't ask how I know that....

 

[ChronoBound]

Now. Now. Let's not generalize.

The majority of people I know in real life, have no problem with Krystal. They just see her as a token female or an interesting character. Her "sexualization" is almost never brought up.
.

The majority of people I know in real life thinks its creepy that Nintendo included a character like her in Star Fox.

 

[Popsydoodles]

In Brawl ZSS isn't really sexual either. Her bust was actually made smaller.

Don't ask how I know that....

How you know that?

Also side note- they wouldn't have to make them smaller if they didn't make them too big to begin with.

 

[Big-Cat]

to be honest i really do have a problem with ZSS. Keep the sexy out of Smash. I mean cmon I get it girls have bewbs no need to emphasize them...sheesh...

How the hell are they emphasized? A form fitting suit that covers everything from the neck below is hardly emphasizing anything other than her excellent figure. I thought I had issues with touching women at times, but this takes the cake.

 

[Metal Overlord]

Just saying Chrono, when I first played Adventures and saw Krystal, the first thing that crossed my mind wasn't, "Ewww, why does she have such big boobs, that **** ain't attractive, the bish is a goddamned animal"

I feel like your mind has to already be in the gutter in the first place to think something like that

 

[Oasis_S]

While we're at it, what about the guys? We never hear complaints about them, not even Wolf's Space Biker look.

I think Captain Falcon and his skin-tight leather outfit over a muscular physique and brass nipples is a better example.

@Chrono: To be fair you're kind of a prude aren't you.

 

[Big-Cat]

I think Captain Falcon and his skin-tight leather outfit over a muscular physique and brass nipples is a better example.

@Chrono: To be fair you're kind of a prude aren't you.

Well, I was talking in the context of Starfox characters, but yours is a better example. ****, let's include Donkey Kong and Ganondorf.

 

[Popsydoodles]

How the hell are they emphasized? A form fitting suit that covers everything from the neck below is hardly emphasizing anything other than her excellent figure. I thought I had issues with touching women at times, but this takes the cake.

I'm a fan of preserving innocence so sometimes this stuff tends to bother me...It's not that big a deal. it just gets to me. I can be a real Holden Caulfield sometimes........bunch of phonies in here

 

[ChronoBound]

Just saying Chrono, when I first played Adventures and saw Krystal, the first thing that crossed my mind wasn't, "Ewww, why does she have such big boobs, that **** ain't attractive, the bish is a goddamned animal"

I feel like your mind has to already be in the gutter in the first place to think something like that

I don't think anyone who thought that humanized Pokemon in the pink underwear was gross a page back had their mind in their gutter. Being grossed out/disturbed by scantily clad furries is normal.

 

[Oasis_S]

Well, I was talking in the context of Starfox characters, but yours is a better example. ****, let's include Donkey Kong and Ganondorf.

"What, why Ganondo-- OH. Oh, right. Yeah. The bulge."

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

speaking of which, doesn't it seem wrong that the entire chest of a female is considered a private part and people force them to cover it up while men can walk around topless without a problem.

When the only difference is female breasts have more fat in them

Male breasts CAN produce milk under the right circumstances

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Just saying Chrono, when I first played Adventures and saw Krystal, the first thing that crossed my mind wasn't, "Ewww, why does she have such big boobs, that **** ain't attractive, the bish is a goddamned animal"

I feel like your mind has to already be in the gutter in the first place to think something like that

Exactly. My first thought was...
"Why is there a blue fox on a Pterodactyl?"

The majority of people I know in real life thinks its creepy that Nintendo included a character like her in Star Fox.

Well then our friends are very different.

And that wasn't a furry. That was a man in a Skitty costume. We both know that.

How you know that?

Also side note- they wouldn't have to make them smaller if they didn't make them too big to begin with.

Strict observance.

Nah. Just as a healthy straight male, you notice these things whether you want to or not.

She's just busty. So what? I know several busty girls in real life. Are they automatically sexual people? No. It's just how she was designed.

 

[Big-Cat]

It's not like Samus is a little girl or anything so you don't have to worry about innocence. She already lost that at the age of three anyway. It's not that big of a deal really. Why not go ahead and do something about characters like Capt. Falcon with their bulging biceps, broad shoulders, and GOLDEN NIPPLES while we're at it, or does that not count as innocence?

speaking of which, doesn't it seem wrong that the entire chest of a female is considered a private part and people force them to cover it up while men can walk around topless without a problem.

When the only difference is female breasts have more fat in them

Male breasts CAN produce milk under the right circumstances

That's strictly a cultural thing, but one might see it as a practical thing, but I'll leave it to the ladies of this thread to clarify that one.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Can't we just say that Krystal sucks and move on?

 

[Popsydoodles]

I think Captain Falcon and his skin-tight leather outfit over a muscular physique and brass nipples is a better example.

In melee i believe those button things were on his nips(my friend gave him the name Captain Nipples,) but in Brawl i just recently saw that they moved them further up as to no longer resemble nips

 

[Swamp Sensei]

In melee i believe those button things were on his nips(my friend gave him the name Captain Nipples,) but in Brawl i just recently saw that they moved them further up as to no longer resemble nips

That doesn't change his point at all.

If anything you just strengthened it.

 

[Shorts]

Can't we just say that Krystal sucks and move on?

No, this is going well. Let it happen.

We can say Krystal sucks later.

 

[Popsydoodles]

Exactly. My first thought was...
"Why is there a blue fox on a Pterodactyl?"

Well then our friends are very different.

And that wasn't a furry. That was a man in a Skitty costume. We both know that.

Strict observance.

Nah. Just as a healthy straight male, you notice these things whether you want to or not.

She's just busty. So what? I know several busty girls in real life. Are they automatically sexual people? No. It's just how she was designed.

Its more the fact that almost any female character in a game is bound to be busty that bugs me. Like c'mon they don't need big bewbs all the time.

 

[Big-Cat]

Can't we just say that Krystal sucks and move on?

No, because this is a good way to address the freaking double standard around here. Heck, we're partially on Zero Suit Samus now. Let's just hope it doesn't go into that place so soon.

In melee i believe those button things were on his nips(my friend gave him the name Captain Nipples,) but in Brawl i just recently saw that they moved them further up as to no longer resemble nips

Many tears were shed that day.

It's not like ALL girl characters have big boobs. Heck, flat chested is becoming more popular in Japanese games (so that's more of a culture thing). Of course, that generally happens just because the general audience for games are male. Though I wonder what would it be like if it were the opposite.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Its more the fact that almost any female character in a game is bound to be busty that bugs me. Like c'mon they don't need big bewbs all the time.

What about Peach and Zelda? They're busts are "normal."

Never thought I would be comparing Nintendo character's bust sizes today.