It was a beautiful day, not a cloud to be seen. Except those beneath Rockin's feet of course. That's not to say the sky was clear. Not by any means. There were flying pirate ships all around the lone man, each swarming with evil mushrooms, and sinister turtles. And if one looked even further, one could see the aircraft carrier of wooden pirate ships, complete with a giant bowser head which spewed flames. And if one were too look even further, you could see yet another pirate ship, full of holes for some reason which seemed to be attacking a gate. And if you also had ridiculously good hearing, you could hear a man aboard screaming
"I'M GONNA BREAK THROUGH THESE GATES AND PILLAGE AND PLUNDER THIS PLACE< AND THERE AIN'T NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
One could only wonder how such a man had accomplished all this... However, since Rockin had neither the ability to see or hear any of this, you have just wasted a minute of your life reading that. A minute that you will never get back.
At any rate, Rockin was determined to get back the princesses
I will get back the princesses! I've gone through too much to fail now!
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The castles. Rockin didn't even want to think about the castles...
"Your princess is in another castle"
"Your princess is in another castle"
"Your princess is in another castle"
"Your princess is in another castle"
"Your princess is in another castle""Your princess is in another castle""Your princess is in another castle""Your princess is in another castle""Your princess is in another castle""Your princess is in another castle""Your princess is in another castle"
The words would haunt him forever. He had literally visited every single castle in the mushroom kingdom, but to no avail.
Once he had determined that there was no way they could be in another castle, he had quickly determined that Bowser must be keeping them with the floating armada. As he ascended the great beanstalk to take him into the sky, he wondered why he didn't do this first, as by now, bowser would have had plenty of time to build defenses.
Nothin for it. Guess I'll just have to take care of business.
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17 years of my life, wasted in this quest, but it is all about to pay off.
"Bowser! Come out and fight me like a man!"
The great, Koopa King rose from his great throne of greatness, surrounded by his princesses of great hotness, to tell his great adversary that his great quest was all in great vain and that he shall die a great death before his great army of great pirate ships of greatness in a great voice. But it came out like this.
Gwar Gwrar gwarr gwr gar gr Gwrar gawr. Gwa gwr gar war r Gwrar Gawar gwrrar gr Gwrar gwar gw Gwrar Wrarar grwar gw Gwrarrawr!
"I have no idea what you just said, but let the epic batte of us COMMENCE!" and so began a fight so epic, so jaw droppingly GREAT, so amazingly amazing, that writing it here would make your brains explode. And since I wouldn't want that, I cannot tell you what happened.
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SOMETIME LATER
Bowser was thrown against one of the conviniently placed mines floating around his ship for the third time, and as he sailed through the air into the horizon, Rockin saw for the first time, the goal of his 17 year quest. The two princesses of greatness: Peach and Daisy. He released the two from their bonds, and the two turned to him.
"Oh great Rockin, you have rescued us once more! How can we ever repay you <3"
"Oh I have an idea..."
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"Um, Rockin, can you wake up please? No one wants to hear that man..."
Besides, we have important stuff happening! Someone died again! That means you all get to kill another person in retaliation! Isn't this fun Ronike?"
"No agent, it's not! And I would remind you this isn't supposed to be fun for either of us you *******! Gah!.."
"So...who died?"
You all turn to the scorched body of Marshy, Vanilla Townie.
Well, nothing to do but move on, so get to it... Ronike, what are you doing with that pipe?
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With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch. Unless Tom gets on my nerves again, in which case it will only take 4...
Deadline is two weeks from today at 4. Which is the 20th of October.
On an unrelated note, sorry for the long night, I was considerably more busy than I anticipated, so again, my apologies.