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Rhyme competition (my ****..., yo ****...) lolz

OTRU...

OTRU...

Smash Champion
Joined
Nov 24, 2006
Messages
2,390
Location
Orlando, FL(UCF) truuuu
Rules:

1. They gotta be similar to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyF46oG2ik (song starts at 0:22 lmao)

2. they gotta be about smash

3. maximum of 2 verses

here's mine:

"My **** don't stall
yo **** whack like brawl!"

we'll figure out the best one in a week!!! (mods please dont close this is a serious competition haha)

(harrietheguy, raistlin n rockcrock started this on facebook so I just couldnt resist to bring it to the forums haha)
 
Purple

Purple

Hi guys!
Joined
Mar 26, 2009
Messages
10,383
Location
Duluth, Georgia
my **** is like ganondorf, brings fright
yo ****, quick and cheap like metaknight.

my **** don't need **** to keep it real
yo **** needs doc to prescribe some pills

my **** is always gettin the gimp
yo **** is always hanging limp

my ****, has the samus with a Z
yo ****, has to settle for dedede
am i doing it right? o.0
 
QDVS

QDVS

BRoomer
BRoomer
Joined
Apr 21, 2004
Messages
4,164
Location
Fort Myers, FL (Orlando/UCF for college)
My **** long as Luigi's wavedash
Yo **** long as pichu's forward smash

My **** hot like roy
Yo **** just a toy

My **** played by all
Yo **** is brawl

My **** beat Ken at mlg
Yo **** lost to neighborhood p

My **** smooth, like Kye
Yo **** like Frames, **** DI

My **** final destination
Yo **** loathed around the nation

My **** loved like Sandbag
Yo **** hated like online lag

My **** honorable like rockcrock
Yo **** run out the clock

My **** down b, your dead
Yo **** sidesteps, get read

My **** sheermadness
Yo **** just use ness

My **** professional like darkrain
Yo **** don't even have a main

My **** infinite shine
Yo **** currently mine

My **** fast like Col Bol's micro
Yo **** slow like hiroshi's falco

My **** fair, to spike
Yo ****'s cool, sike

My **** DK rap
Yo **** little klaptrap

My **** big black onett car
Yo **** tiny olimar

My **** ledge teched
Yo **** got wrecked

My **** recovers low
Yo **** takes the blow

My **** short hops
Yo **** ink drops

My **** mew2king
Yo **** jiggly's sing

My **** like donkey kong's
Yo **** like massive johns

My **** biglou
Yo **** pikachu

My **** black like hrnut
Yo **** white like wario's butt

My **** good for item play
Yo **** like marth, massively gay

My **** travel out of state
Yo **** always late

My **** super moderator
Yo **** petty forum flamer

My **** creator of wombo combo
Yo ****'s stock count is low

My **** known by smash lords
Yo **** just joined smashboards

My **** take on master hand
Yo **** can't make it to land

My **** like Isai, can't get hit
Yo **** figuring out homebrew kit

My **** actually like to fight
Yo **** just use metaknight

My **** just wants the pay
Yo **** can camp all day

My **** king of it's turf
Yo **** rusty like derf

My **** Sonic, run so fast
Yo **** Ganon, always last

My **** technical like Fox
Yo **** suck like hungrybox

My **** can win in a pinch
Yo **** is just Finch

My **** best in state
Yo **** 2nd rate

My **** win on custom stage
Yo **** lose in bout of rage

My **** split the pot
Yo **** got us caught

Bah, some of these are kind of bad...I might redo them!!!

These were all in good fun, so I hope no one gets offended by any of these...

>_<

I'll prob edit more later...I need to go to bed!!!

And if we're limited to one, then I'll erase all except my favorite!!!

:colorful:
 
Purple

Purple

Hi guys!
Joined
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Messages
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Location
Duluth, Georgia
nooo QDVS! You weren't supposed to do so many! DX

i'll come back and do more later

the online lag one was good though. i lol'd
 
Raistlin

Raistlin

Smash Lord
Joined
Aug 28, 2006
Messages
1,215
You had some good ones, Queenie.

I submit:

"My ****, more strength than Bowser,
Yo ****, failed to arouse her."
 
Will_

Will_

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jul 2, 2008
Messages
236
my **** always sweetspots
yo **** couldn't connect-the-dots
 
OverLade

OverLade

Smash Hero
Joined
Jun 19, 2006
Messages
8,225
Location
Tampa, FL
My **** is hella nice
Yo **** sucks I'll tell ya twice

My **** was on the Ophra show
Yo ****, wears an overcoat.

My **** hangs out with lil wayne
Your ****, has lil game

My ****, always gets tippers
Your ****, is wearin slippers

My ****, is playin halo
Your ****, just spams tornado

My **** is like pay me *****
Your ****, is on some hazy ****

My ***** broken like Metaknight
Yo **** gets left with lice

My ****, is big like a llama
Your **** didnt even vote obama
 
hungrybox

hungrybox

Smash Legend
Joined
May 28, 2007
Messages
12,203
Location
Orlando, FL (walking distance from the Loop)
RedHalberd said:
My **** is hella nice
Yo **** sucks I'll tell ya twice

My **** was on the Ophra show
Yo ****, wears an overcoat.

My **** hangs out with lil wayne
Your ****, has lil game

My ****, always gets tippers
Your ****, is wearin slippers

My ****, is playin halo
Your ****, just spams tornado

My **** is like pay me *****
Your ****, is on some hazy ****

My ***** broken like Metaknight
Yo **** gets left with lice

My ****, is big like a llama
Your **** didnt even vote obama
Click to expand...


you were thinking, hm, what rhymes with obama
 
C

Col Bol

Smash Champion
Joined
Aug 1, 2006
Messages
2,112
Location
Casselberry, FL
WOW This has already brought me so much joy, especially andy's!
these are my favorites haha

Pervatasaurus said:
my ****, has the samus with a Z
yo ****, has to settle for dedede
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QDVS said:
My **** beat Ken at mlg
Yo **** lost to neighborhood p

My **** smooth, like Kye
Yo **** like Frames, **** DI

My **** down b, your dead
Yo **** sidesteps, get read

My **** professional like darkrain
Yo **** don't even have a main

My **** infinite shine
Yo **** currently mine

My **** fair, to spike
Yo ****'s cool, sike

My **** big black onett car
Yo **** tiny olimar

My **** ledge teched
Yo **** got wrecked

My **** travel out of state
Yo **** always late

My **** known by smash lords
Yo **** just joined smashboards

My **** like Isai, can't get hit
Yo **** figuring out homebrew kit

My **** actually like to fight
Yo **** just use metaknight

My **** king of it's turf
Yo **** rusty like derf

My **** so smart it's absurd
Yo **** Redhalberd
Click to expand...
harriettheguy said:
My dyick, taught rockcrock,

yo dyick, got 4-stocked.
Click to expand...
CO18 said:
QDVS is blacker than you.
Click to expand...
mkGmoney said:
my ****, long like ike's fair
yo ****, stops. and stares
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QDVS

QDVS

BRoomer
BRoomer
Joined
Apr 21, 2004
Messages
4,164
Location
Fort Myers, FL (Orlando/UCF for college)
My **** old and wise, like link
Yo **** like pirateship, starting to sink

My **** wearing DK's tie
Yo ****, **** of Sakurai

My **** combos like smash 64
Yo **** plays brawl, such a bore

My **** won mlg anaheim
Yo **** lost to General Lime

:colorful:
 
Dogysamich

Dogysamich

The Designated Hype Man!
BRoomer
Joined
Jul 3, 2002
Messages
6,140
Location
Warner Robins, Georgia
My **** doesnt miss d.throw f.air.
Yo **** ****s up d.throw n.air.

My ****, runs even with Metaknight.
Yo ****, has a disadvantage against Ike.

My ****, hits for the cycle.
Yo ****, cant make it to right field.

My ****, doesnt drop an edgeguard.
Yo ****, thought Subspace was hard.

My ****, has combo vids.
Yo ****, cant combo kids.

___

My ****, is known for beat boxing.
Yo ****, needs to do some mo' talkin. >.>


 
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