Respect the C.O.C.K.

[the melon!!!!!]

Oh my god, it's Forward

"We're not worthy"

"Excellent."


Dude, you are my hero........

Yes..............you too forward. You co-got me into playing Falco. The other in the equation was a Bombsoldier combo vid. Sick.


Also, the title for this thread is funny as heck.......................and suiting.

 

[Ryazan]

This just proves what I've always thought.

People shouldn't bother trying to be good at the SSB games.

If someone is really ridiculously good and/or discovers awesome techniques, tournaments ban the techniques and HAL Laboratories removes from the game what made those players capable of being so good.

 

[Tr3vlyn]

yaaawwwwnn

 

[wasabicheese]

how dare u yawn while in the prescence of forward!

 

[D1]

WTF LOL Forward is like the Chuck Norris of the Falco mains in Brawl. Yo NYC misses ya my d00d! I need to get vids of my Falco up too many meatriders up in this joint.

 

[TheKneeOfJustice]

WTF LOL Forward is like the Chuck Norris of the Falco mains in Brawl. Yo NYC misses ya my d00d! I need to get vids of my Falco up too many meatriders up in this joint.

Lol. I'm my own meatrider. D1, bring your boys up to Rochester and let's get some smash on!

 

[Exousia]

Sorry but Forward was not my Falco inspiration

...Its was Bomb Soldier <_<

 

[MarthMain623]

Your new combo video should be Forward's ****: 2 Feet

 

[Exousia]

I'll laugh if someone makes a video called, "Forward, can your C.O.C.K. do THIS?"

 

[wasabicheese]

I'll laugh if someone makes a video called, "Forward, can your C.O.C.K. do THIS?"

lol ok im officially starting my falco combo video

 

[Popertop]

Forward was my Falco inspiration, but I'm not maining him in brawl because I'm going to try and do things for unexpected mid-tier chars.

 

[wasabicheese]

good luck with that. personally, i prefer the air

 

[iDizZzY]

Chuck Norris's falco only loses to Forwards

 

[Exousia]

If Forward went back in time to fight his younger self in Melee and their waveshine combos collided, the winner would still be Forward.

 

[wasabicheese]

actually, the winner would be god, who coincidently, is actually forward

 

[smashbot226]

LOLWUT???

Lovely, forward is back.

How much do you think he hates Brawl?

 

[Popertop]

Alright, I will have fun with that.
Just wait till we actually know what we're doing in Brawl, then we'll see what's up.

 

[iDizZzY]

Chuck Noris can only beat forward if he goes back in time and takes falco out of star fox, and forward stops him from doing that

 

[0RLY]

Forward's lasers can penetrate 12 parts of the human body at once, 4 of which are sexually related.


One of these Forward/Chuck Norris/God jokes are going to be "sig'd" sooner or later.

 

[GamerGuitarist7]

lol at all the fanboys here haha

some of these jokes are pretty good.

 

[forward]

Forward got hit by Jigglypuff's sing. He blinked.

 

[FreakingMethodiC]

I'll laugh if someone makes a video called, "Forward, can your C.O.C.K. do THIS?"

Oh yeah, and the players name should be "backward".

 

[J-Money]

It is an honor to offer my smashboards virginity to forward

 

[MarthMain623]

LOLWUT???

Lovely, forward is back.

How much do you think he hates Brawl?

Yeah, too bad he loves it

Oh yeah, and the players name should be "backward".

Or "four words"

 

[Exousia]

Oh yeah, and the players name should be "backward".

ORLY?

BACKWARD'S FALCO!!111

 

[FreakingMethodiC]

ORLY?

BACKWARD'S FALCO!!111

YA rly, when i played Melee i used the name BKWD, cus i liked Forwards falco. But my freinds called it Burger King Wombat ****.

 

[wasabicheese]

forward is so tough that he made it ALL THE WAY through "failure to launch"

 

[J4pu]

I laughed many times reading this thread, thank you all

 

[wasabicheese]

dammit i was expecting my last one to get sig'd

 

[Pengie]

forward's C.O.C.K made Tommy Lee jealous.

 

[Exousia]

Forward might be able to do C.O.C.K. Push-ups like Jack Black can in Tenacious 'D.

 

[iDizZzY]

Forward doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives

 

[iDizZzY]

Forward isn’t hung like a horse a horse is hung like him..

 

[iDizZzY]

There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of animals Forward allows to live

 

[Exousia]

Forward smites nubs who do not use the edit button.

 

[TheKneeOfJustice]

On Forwards birthday, he selects one lucky child to be shine combo'd in real life.

 

[Exousia]

On Forwards birthday, he selects one lucky child to be shine combo'd in real life.

I'd pay to see that.

 

[JPOBS]

Forward could waveshine combo with any character, he just prefers to use falco.

 

[Kirin]

On the eighth day God created Forward. And the world was good.

 

[iDizZzY]

God wanted to create the world in ten days. Forward gave him six