My boy BoxBoy
Chance: 30%
Now a lot of you might think I’m stretching his chances. But Qbby is actually one of the most underrated potential newcomers for this iteration of Smash, and I’ll try to explain why.
First, there’s the fact that he fits the window of roster selection almost perfectly. While nothing is certain, around these parts it’s most commonly assumed that the project plan was finalized in 2016, so barring any late-game additions, any character’s chances have to take that date into account. Qbby’s debut game was in 2015, with a sequel coming out in 2016 and a third game most likely being in development at that same time (as some bonus levels at the end of the second game show that the defining mechanics of the third game were already set in stone). So that leaves us with a character that had three games’ worth of content on the board by the time Smash 5’s roster was planned.
Besides Qbby being in a great position timeline-wise (not too recent to be too late, like many see Spring Man and Rex & Pyra could potentially be, but not too old to be obsolete), he has also been greatly received. The three games had very good reviews, and while I can’t attest to sales, the fact that they were extremely cheap and provided a great deal of content for the price point probably helped.
Qbby also has the perk that he’s being pushed hard by HAL Labs (as I’m sure most of you know, the studio that makes the Kirby games, and where Sakurai hails from), with cameo appearances in Kirby Battle Royale, Planet Robobot, and the latest Star Allies. Plus, Qbby already has his own amiibo! How many characters not yet in Smash have that claim to fame? It’s not hard to imagine HAL asking Sakurai to put Qbby in, or even Sakurai doing it of his own volition (he is known to be biased).
Of course, none of that matters if he can’t come up with a moveset for Qbby in Smash. Now it has been said that Sakurai can come up with a moveset for any character, so what truly matters is how much obvious moveset potential does Qbby have on his own?
Well the answer to that is tons.
His main ability is, as is the name of the game, to create chains of boxes, that can be thrown to use as platforms, shields, or makeshift tools, or kept attached to Qbby’s body, to be used as hooks. He can also use boxes to push himself away from things or to slither through gaps. In the third game, Qbby also gains the ability to use special boxes, such as rockets that fly though the air, teleport boxes, bomb boxes and more. Qbby also has many special costumes that grant him special abilities, like a bunny costume that has him jump higher and a ninja costume that makes him faster.
All things considered, there are many ways Qbby could be implemented in Smash. He could be a defensive or strategic character, fitting his nature as a puzzle character. He could have poor air game, as he can’t jump very high or as a deliberate contrast to HAL’s own Kirby.
At the end of the day, Qbby fits most of the characteristics most people look for in a character to be considered likely (in fact, he might fit more than some of the alleged shoe-ins!). The only thing Qbby is lacking is massive popularity. That said, as far as an eShop representative, he has more games on his resume than even Dillon. He’s had 3 recent games, push from his dev team, and the potential to back it up.
Want: 100%
Plus you get to play as a square c’mon I’m not made of stone.
Predictions: Spyro 7%
Nominations: Urban ChampX5
Wow that ended up way longer than I expected. Hopefully I’ll bring somebody around to the cause instead of causing people to tl;dr.