I love the image in the first post, but I just keep wondering about Samus having an argument with her suit ...
Gematsu Leak
Chance - 20%
I think there's a fair chance that this leak is correct, given the guesses they have made correcty. Particularly the fact they were pretty wild guesses. (Wii Fit Trainer and a Pokemon from X and Y at a time when most people were thinking Brawl + Mewtwo.)
However, my greatest consideration is the fact that whoever is making this leaks found out hours beforehand about one random character somehow, then knowing that that character would happen then proceeded to make another five, mostly educated guesses so that people would assume those would be correct as well and the leak was 100% legit. I seriously believe this to be the case ... mostly from the fact that that's exactly what I would do since then you're 1) leaking info while 2) trolling the whole community and keeping your position relatively safe from the infamous Nintendo ninjas.
Want - 80%
I love the leaked roster. Yes, it lacks hugely popular options like Ridley and K. Rool, but damn, I actually really like that roster, particularly the fact it brought the idea of a Rhythm Heaven rep to the forefront. If this leak were correct, I'd be really happy. Also, Rosalina implies that if this leak is correct, there's still more characters they didn't mention. So yea, this leak being the real thing would actually be awesome overall.
The one minor drawback though is the Mii, which I think would work much better as an AT using shirt color magic powers. But, frankly, considering how huge the Mii has been, as well as how much of a personality they have and the soon to be released Tomodachi Life looking pretty fun ... I'm frankly not as bothered by the Mii as before ... it at least doesn't bother me as much as other things ...
Savvy Stylist.
Chance - 0.1%
This is where you go when you're really really eager to just piss people off for no reason other than to be a jerk. It's not even a troll move, it's just being a jerk. I genuinely doubt Sakurai would do that given how much worry he has over cuts. And he knows that cutting a character for this would be an insult to everyone.
Want - 0%
I had a huge tirade in mind for this, but I'll simplify it and make it a lot nicer for the sake of avoiding arguments like Brawler610 and Groose asked.
Miis, Owain, Omastar, Sandbag ... all those things don't piss me off. Heck, Sakurai could include a lot of random characters and I'd go "oh, Sakurai" and probably be ok with it in a minute. I mean, that's how it was with Wii Fit Trainer, and now I play Wii Fit myself, really enjoy it and appreciate the character.
But this one is where I draw the line. A generic girly character whose sole reason to exist is to play dress up and put on make up is something that clashes as hard with this game to me as the idea of Master Chief in Smash. It doesn't fit and it makes no sense. If they really cared about female/girl gamers, they are expanding on far better female characters like Palutena, Zelda, WFT, Rosalina ... to go from them to a pastiche of narcissistic teen culture that's all about how you look and selfies and omgwtfbbq is an idea so repugnant I have been angry at it since it was suggested.
And seriously, I tried to take it with an open mind. I played the demo of the game, I looked up videos, read the thread and did a host of other things, but no matter what it did not stop being an awful idea. Yes, I'll admit the game is good and has its value for that niche of gamers or as entertainment on the side. I'd even pick it up if I didn't feel like I waste enough time dressing up my pokemon trainer and animal crossing villager already. BUT IT ADDS ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY NOTHING TO SMASH, nor is it a franchise that could be considered an all-star Nintendo franchise.
(And, on a personal level, it would just be insulting because it would feel like that brand of idea that you KNOW would come from someone with the justification of "hey, let's include girls by including make up and dressing and fashion, because that's what girls are all about!" Much in the same way we're stuck with not just Metal Peach, but PINK GOLD PEACH, because pink you guys. And to clarify, I'm not saying there's something wrong with pink or girly fashion make up girls and all of that. It's perfectly fine, but as a female gamer I detest that games for girls keep on being reduced to this. Because for girls it's not about saving the world or adventuring, it's about ****ing fashion)
Ultimately, It doesn't stop being an idea that's nothing but a huge middle finger to the community and the only appeal is the whole "hey, wouldn't it be funny if ... " mentality that frankly doesn't justify wasting the scant amount of time we have before E3 on this abomination.
Again, sorry if I come off as insulting but I just feel really strongly against this. And really, this is the short version of my tirade. You cannot IMAGINE how much stuff I had to cut out for the sake of being a bit less belligerent.
Predictions
Veteran Downgrade - 53%
Squirtle and Ivy are highly likely downgrades.
Micaiah - 6%
Why are we still suggesting random Fire Emblem characters? We all know they're not going to make it. Most of them stopped being relevant or even known by Brawl. So really, what's the point? Are people just suggesting their favorite Fire Emblem characters for the lulz? Sigh, sorry, I think I'm still in a bitter mood from Savvy Stylist.
Nominations
x5 NFC Smash Trophies
I'd appreciate help with this one, given how recent events hint at Nintendo expanding on the NFC concept. Don't want this to be another Balloon Fight stage stituation ...