Well, M&SG did give Lucario a 3, I find it a bit harsh really! The detractors are probably just trolls, but anywho...
Want: 5
Likelihood: Why the hell are discussing this? Quite obviously a 0! *cough 5! *cough
I'll happily take over this game while you're on vacation, SSBF, look at this which I wrote a few days ago elsewhere on this forum and see how good I can be at literature.
A raging battle is fought, the golden hero takes on the 20-year-old child-hater, good and evil reach the climax of their war, until the embers of neutrality scorch the field between them. The few spectators stand aghast at the sight, the golden warrior gets told how to defeat the child-hater, but evil does also, and each, confident that they know how to finish the fight, go in with their flails flared.
The embers of neutrality didn't want his plan to back-fire as it was, so he just decided to simmer the battle-field until it is merely a pile of ash. But, in the midst of the clanging of armour, he deigned to see what direction the 20-year old was heading, a swift slash of his sword sent neutrality's head onto the ground, though, the thing that evil didn't consider, would be that the blazes would spread even after death, until either good or evil prevailed.
Another half-hour of swinging and slashing and clanging and clanking took forth, until the warrior, golden as the blitz around him, plunges his mace through his heart.
I'm sure Ember Reaper will enjoy it at least he did say this about it: Jigglover, you are a champion among men. That is an epic for the ages.
I will not be able to supervise it during my daytime, but it works well since my daytime is your night!
For the record though, in England, we spell some words differently to Americans, I will try to do it the american way, but if you notice colour instead of color, just know that it's the English way.
Oh, and SSBF, please PM me the way that you get a likelihood score, I do not know the formula.