Race's Garage Brawl Tournament V: Smashtoberfest

[The calm tyrant...]

I challenge any smasher who thinks they're good to a MM at Races tourney with my MK. Oh, and I especially challenge ANY Snake to a MM, 5$+ (that is.. if there are any Snakes left).

That's what made me wanna MM you...

 

[mikeHAZE]

$10 says kouryuu hasn't done any.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

Kouryuu was willing to MM my MK yesterday but I declined.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

hahahahahahaha

connor: he knows you'd get nervous/frustrated and ch0kesies

 

[The calm tyrant...]

JonT asked to MM Kouryuu and he said no because he was playing bad.

 

[Kouryuu]

I'm pretty sure I didn't trash talk you or any Snake in that post you quoted. And if your still interested in a MM with Snake against my MK, then ask the next time you see me.

I said no to JonT not because I wasn't playing bad but because I had no reason to MM him (I think he sucks along with the rest of Culver Crew). Why would I waste my time? Besides, yesterday, I went so I can play Melee not Brawl. The reason I didn't enter the tournament.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

that's the same reason why I didn't MM Kouryuu =/

 

[jyuuberu]

jyuuberu, learn to follow the convo:

I am. I'm just confused by Koryuu calling out all snakes being interpreted by multiple people as talking trash but him denying it.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

does MK **** snake or something?

so that's why dsf lost to tkd?

 

[ConnorTheKid]

MK is undoubtedly broken and has some advantages over Snake and vice-versa. I think it's even. someone feel free to correct me.

 

[The Great Leon]

good **** adam. and good one edrees (i saw wat u did)

but back to funsies,
tourney was ****en ****. too many people imo, but i had a good time. 805 tank is too good. especially how asleep i was for the last 20 minutes sherigami is a little kid lol, but hes cool irl. ***got on the boards tho <3 race thanks for hosting and housing. sorry if we were too loud the night before. but how could we not be with connor sucking toes and me jake and jesson in the same bed and i had no pants. and bigfoot in the corner. masturbating. oh and doppelganger's here.
good **** to everyone i met. rina youre cool. thanks for running brackets. REJ YOU BEAST. nice tourney name: "I, the Great Leon, have a big piece" nealdt showed up, and was amazing. everyonelese idk. i just woke up too lol.

mango soad sucks

 

[jyuuberu]

In theory the match up is said to be pretty even.

But I think MK slipped something in Snake's drink while he wasn't watching

 

[mikeHAZE]

dsf told me a few weeks ago that mk ***** snake

 

[The calm tyrant...]

I'm pretty sure I didn't trash talk you or any Snake in that post you quoted. And if your still interested in a MM with Snake against my MK, then ask the next time you see me.

I never said you trash talked Snake....

I just thought you took snake players lightly, thats all and i wanted to MM for that reason. And ill have a MM with you next time i see you and not because im mad at you because im not, its just for fun

But Saying JonT sucks when he beat Ajax, Leepuff, Teba all in the same day...you have no right to talk trash about him when you havent accomplished anything near that....

 

[The Great Leon]

jont $3 mm next tourney

 

[NeighborhoodP]

mango soad sucks

hater

ps yeah sherigami's a lot better irl. oh yeah lmao he mindgamed me so hard in melee i thought he was countering me but he was doing random ish

 

[EdreesesPieces]

People say its about even, IMO its slightly favored to metaknight because he's better on more stages.

The only reason people think snake has the advantage is because snake has the best chance out of anyone in the game in beating meta which is NOT the same as having an advantage. It's just that suddenly a character has a close matchup so the effect is exaggerated. If you watch the match between the two Meta is chasing snake and in control of the match about 85% of the time.

 

[The Great Leon]

i dont think you realize how many times you and he'd jump off the ledge so the other sheik could port to it rofl

 

[Kouryuu]

MK does NOT **** Snake.

The match up is about 55/45 SNAKE on neutral stages, excluding FD (where the match up slightly favors MK).

However, MK has a plethora of CP stages that would give him the advantage over Snake. However, Snake does have a handful of CP's that would give him the advantage over MK as well.

Overall, MK is the better character. But Snake is his only real opposition.

 

[Shmooguy]

I always thought MK beat Snake

It's just that alex's snake is too good so he beats a lot of MKs

Anyway, had a great time, I was dead tired (or something) the entire day, i had a rough week, so my apologies if i was anti-social or anything, i fell asleep in my chair watching futile play tkd LOL. I think i fall asleep at every big tourney, but I have too much fun at all of them

I'm sorry Melee community, Brawl doesn't seem so bad anymore O_o I think people finally learned how to play and now punishing isn't as bad. still kinda broken in some ways (other than just metaknight lol). but as for all the "ban mk" discussion, there's not enough proof yet imo, give it a few months and then we can decide

Being a noob again is pretty cool even though i get frustrated more easily because i think i should be automatically good and that's not the case at all

all my matches were really fun, BoA and Typh especially. Typh i didn't expect to actually win with ICs the 2nd match lol, I picked battlefield automatically cuz i just feel comfortable on that stage then i thought i might as well try ICs, then i realized i shoulda gone FD. And you ***** for going corneria lol, ima get you back next time. Also your ditto on PS1 with MSKing was epic as ****, tooo good.

BoA you're just too good, watching you play TKD was pretty cool, i think i learned a lot from that especially after losing to you in the same matchup

All in all, really glad I went. House tourneys get sweaty =/

 

[The Great Leon]

cnahged my mind. tourney was a massive failure due to 0 foot tag going on

 

[Race]

Yeah that part of the tourney was pretty fail.. im sorry guys I'm still learning. .

I let mango down

 

[$BONE$]

perdone.. tkd, too good? creo que sí.. jajaja. felicitaciones mijo!

mogX..? qué pasó!?! ¿Dónde estabas? LOL.

 

[mikeHAZE]

estaba en my poto

 

[BarDulL]

I said no to JonT not because I wasn't playing bad but because I had no reason to MM him (I think he sucks along with the rest of Culver Crew). Why would I waste my time? Besides, yesterday, I went so I can play Melee not Brawl. The reason I didn't enter the tournament.

I've had enough of your **** talking.

Kouryuu, words can not describe how stupid you are. You've claimed that your Marth is better than mine countless times. You've claimed that JonT and the entirety of Culver Crew sucks. You denied money matches with me and JonT at Race's because "you didn't have a reason to?"

When you reside in the safety and security of your home, you think it's acceptable to talk **** to people online. Then, when those same people come at you on the day of the tournament asking for money matches, you refuse because "you don't have a reason to?"

I don't have a single doubt in my mind that each and every one of our members can beat you. In fact, I'd be willing to put $20 on each of them, if you're willing to back up these claims of yours. Until then, you're just a scrub who is talking **** about MY crew for attention.

I'm sure I speak for the rest of Culver Crew when I say that we can't wait to play you at Quiznos. But, then again, you probably won't be there because "you didn't have a reason to."

 

[NeighborhoodP]

at least he put da periods inside the exclamations (and the question mark outside the quotations). hate when *****s try to type all correctly and **** that up

 

[BarDulL]

at least he put da periods inside the exclamations (and the question mark outside the quotations). hate when *****s try to type all correctly and **** that up

Thank you for correcting me, Urkel.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

i wasn't correcting you -- can you read? i was actually kidding, but it's funny to see you get all mad for no reason nonetheless

ps you and your crew sucks

 

[Kouryuu]

@Bardull

I'm surprised you actually thought I was serious. I also said my Marth is better than Danny's but he knew I was joking. I'm pretty sure that I have never made a single post about my Marth being better than yours. Everything I have said about my Marth being better was to your face and it should have been obvious that I was just messing around.

But then again...

How about this, the next Brawl tournament I go to (be it Quiznos or not) I'll MM you in a Marth ditto. How does that sound?

As for the rest of your crew, no thanks. I really have nothing to prove to your crew. Sorry.

And don't get me wrong Nick, I like you and Tyrant. You guys are really cool. But I don't think you or your crew is good. Nothing personal.

 

[BarDulL]

@Bardull

I'm surprised you actually thought I was serious. I also said my Marth is better than Danny's but he knew I was joking. I'm pretty sure that I have never made a single post about my Marth being better than yours. Everything I have said about my Marth being better was to your face and it should have been obvious that I was just messing around.

But then again...

How about this, the next Brawl tournament I go to (be it Quiznos or not) I'll MM you in a Marth ditto. How does that sound?

As for the rest of your crew, no thanks. I really have nothing to prove to your crew. Sorry.

And don't get me wrong Nick, I like you and Tyrant. You guys are really cool. But I don't think you or your crew is good. Nothing personal.

Do you think that you, individually, are better than JonT, Tyrant, UnknownForce or myself?

I also accept that challenge. I will keep $20 in my wallet on the side should the occasion arise.

 

[Kouryuu]

Why does it matter what I think or not? Not to mention, why would it matter if I was better than your crew or not?

Your Crew is still nothing special.

 

[jyuuberu]

The main people who actually rep culver are me and tyrant and I'm just spamming most of the time.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

Tyrant's Snake became my Sheik's *****

 

[BarDulL]

i wasn't correcting you -- can you read? i was actually kidding, but it's funny to see you get all mad for no reason nonetheless

ps you and your crew sucks

Wait, I wasn't getting mad at you at all. What are you talking about?

Sorry, I actually thought you were trying to correct me.

Edit: We were talking about you in the car, and someone said you looked like Steve Urkel, so I thought I would just kid around about it.

Edit2:

Why does it matter what I think or not? Not to mention, why would it matter if I was better than your crew or not?

Your Crew is still nothing special.

See you at the next tournament you go to, Kouryuu.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

resorting to random insults because you took issue with some part of my post = umadovadainternetz

 

[Kouryuu]

Fine. A ditto MM it is then.

Don't lose now, or else I really wont be able to hold my laughter back.

 

[BarDulL]

resorting to random insults because you took issue with some part of my post = umadovadainternetz

I'm sorry, I had no idea you would interpret that as an insult.

 

[jyuuberu]

INTERNET IS SRS BSNS!

This thread needs some more interrupting choknater. He's wasting time not catching up to gimpy.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

hahaha, what do you think? i don't know you and you don't know me... if i called you Chief or some other equally stupid pronoun, I'm sure you'd be like "wtf?" uncertainty breeds negativity in humans homey

 

[jyuuberu]

P IS A STUPID NEGRO

I AM A STUPID CHINK

BARDULL IS A STUPID WHITE BOY

Are we happy yet? Let's all go abuse lsd and listen to bob marley now.