I would be, it would be the equivalent of adding Piranha Plant before adding Bowser.
Yeah, Piranha Plant is cool and seems interesting, but you first add a main villain, then you add the minions.
I just want any new Mother character at this point haha.
But anyways, I just wanted to share a really well made Porky Palutena Guidance made by a user called Wintropy back in an older Porky thread.
He/she did a really great job with it, much better than mine lol. I don’t know if he/she knows about the new Porky thread but here it is:
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Pit: Uhh, Lady Palutena? There's some kid in a weird robot thing over here.
Palutena: That would be Porky. He's Ness's arch-nemesis and a consummate troublemaker. Don't let that innocent face fool you, Pit: he lives for chaos and calamity, and he's orchestrated more evil deeds than you can possibly imagine.
Pit: Evil deeds? He's just a kid!
Palutena: Evil comes in many forms, Pit. Porky's been around the block more than just a few times - rumour has it that he's immortal, and that he fancies himself as something of a god. He's subjugated an entire world, and his ego is the stuff of legend. He's even built statues in his own likeness just to honour himself!
Pit: Wow. Sounds a bit like someone I know.
Palutena: You say something, Pit?
Pit: Err, nothing! Nothing at all! So, uh, what's the deal with the machine? It's kinda creepy-lookin'.
Palutena: Oh, that? It's a battle machine built by Porky himself, fully equipped with state-of-the-art weaponry and psychic powers. It's also keeping him alive and healthy, even after thousands of years of being a kid. It's your one-size-fits-all evil genius machine!
Pit: Neat! I could do with a few extra arms like that.
Palutena: I wouldn't get too close to it if I were you. Try keeping your distance and softening it up before delivering the finishing blow!
Pit: Sounds good to me! I think this little brat needs a spanking!
Palutena: Spankety-spankety-spankety-spankety! Just try not to die, okay?
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(Amazing stuff Wintropy! :D )