PGD: Happy Birthday, Red!

[Saxophoneoftime]

You guys talked about them three years ago.

Yeah they are pretty good.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Yes we did, and we all came to a consensus that the best ones are the vanilla ones with the sprinkles.

 

[Strong Badam]

What's good y'all?

 

[~automatic]

Yes we did, and we all came to a consensus that the best ones are the vanilla ones with the sprinkles.

I dunno. Vanilla sprinkles were good but I would rep team chocolate if Dunkaroos were to come back. Maybe I'd appreciate that flavour better now that I'l older.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

The consensus is final, ~auto. This is unfortunately no longer up for debate.

 

[Zajice]

Added as many peeps' NNIDs as I could.

Hit me up.

Guess mine.

 

[~automatic]

The consensus is final, ~auto. This is unfortunately no longer up for debate.

I know what the consensus is. I might pull a Hillary Clinton on Vanilla Dunkaroos if they were to come back though. The world is so much more different now.

 

[_umbra_]

The cinnamon ones with the vanilla icing and rainbow sprinkles are obviously the best.

 

[Scatz]

 

[Geoberos]

Can it be substituted with grocery bought [cake] frosting? I'd eat straight out the tub as it isfor <$3 worth.

 

[~automatic]

That ain't Dunkaroo frosting.

 

[Pikabunz]

All frosting is gross.

 

[Scatz]

You're insane.

 

[Geoberos]

My cakes tho ;;

 

[Zajice]

All frosting is gross.

Prime understands me on the deepest levels.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

You're both crazy. Like, do you just not eat cupcakes, then? Do you have birthday muffins instead? And instead of cake, do you only eat pies?

Something traumatic scarred you two as children, didn't it? Like, your mom drowned in a vat of frosting, or something like that. That's the only logical explanation.

 

[~automatic]

That sounds like a good way to go.

 

[Geoberos]

A delicious way to go. But miraculously survive, get horrible disfigured that you get cosmetic surgery and become the supervillian The Baker. Was gonna go with Decorator but that doesn't roll of the tongue.

Anyways #killmyself for that bad jab.

 

[Scatz]

Frosting is god tier. Sugary goodness in one lick. :D

 

[redfeatherraven]

I love frosting, but frosting don't love me.

I think I can blame at least 25% of one whole buttcheek for that ****.

 

[_umbra_]

Mmmm, frosting is delicious. The frosting was better than the dunkaroos themselves, I thought!

 

[redfeatherraven]

Well yeah, those were gussied up Animal Crackers.

Who likes those.

 

[Zajice]

You're both crazy. Like, do you just not eat cupcakes, then? Do you have birthday muffins instead? And instead of cake, do you only eat pies?

Something traumatic scarred you two as children, didn't it? Like, your mom drowned in a vat of frosting, or something like that. That's the only logical explanation.

I just wipe the big glob of frosting at the top of cupcakes off. The cake part is fine.

The only frosting induced trauma I've experienced is getting instant pre-diabetes from licking it once.

 

[_umbra_]

buh. you wiped the frosting off? T_T There are starving kids in africa who don't even have sugar to make frosting out of!

 

[~automatic]

They don't have the sugar that the capitalist fat cats have these poor children grow.

 

[_umbra_]

It's not capitalism's fault! Capitalism has brought us great things, like the doritos locos tacos flavored doritos and deep fried oreos. What we need to do is regulate better. Everyone has a minimum icing quota to fill, and we can sell it at reduced prices to poorer countries ^_^

 

[redfeatherraven]

Shh. You wanna alert Big Sugar?

 

[~automatic]

**** Big Sugar,
*Beat track stops*
**** a beat I'll go a Capella, **** Papa Doc **** a clock **** a trailer **** everybody **** ya'll if you doubt me I'm a piece of ****in' commie trash I say it proudly and **** this rap battle I don't wanna win, I'm outtie. Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.
*Hands microphone to Papa Doc*

 

[Vinylic.]

Stuffed Crust Cheese Pizza
Inside the crust is pepper jack.

Where does such a thing exist?

 

[Phantom Gamer]

In your own kitchen of course. You just simply have to make it so.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Also at your local store, in the form of ingredients.

 

[~automatic]

How about a stuffed crust filled with intact $100 bills instead?

 

[redfeatherraven]

Yes please, delivered to my house as soon as you can. And thank you kindly.

 

[Geoberos]

Use caution, fillings are hot.


Hot $$$

 

[~automatic]

Contents may include my mixtape.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeee. And this thread doesn't. D:

 

[redfeatherraven]

Holy **** Max10n's back.

What's good homie.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

K Dot's album.

Oh, and life ofc. Hope you've all been sexy of late!

 

[redfeatherraven]

Always sexy homie.

 

[Geoberos]

Turn up th' thunda'stone