PGD: Happy Birthday, Red!

[Thor]

Tap jump for OoS usmash/up+B (that's a Link thing mainly)? Maybe people can hit x + cstick but I can't so I actually don't mind tap jump (I still tend to turn it off and do other stuff OoS)...

Wait you want to [jab] lock this thread, then fsmash it to oblivion? That's not very nice...

sees Krystal.jpg

Wait never mind go ahead and jab lock the thread (preferably along Bridge of Eldin with no hazards and that code that loops the side blastzones to each other).

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Wait never mind go ahead and jab lock the thread (preferably along Bridge of Eldin with no hazards and that code that loops the side blastzones to each other).

I feel like a disappointed father reading this. I failed you as a parent.

 

[Pikabunz]

You did the best you could.

 

[Phantom Gamer]

No, he really didn't.

 

[~Radiance~]

tap jump is a sad invention that makes me hate playing melee now.

also dont be disappointed man, remember the time i played blitzball.

 

[Geoberos]

He actually did.

 

[Angiance]

Damn y'all, so mean

Father? Mother? None of us are any of these (children and pregnancy are scary, scary-scary)

 

[Pikabunz]

You don't know that.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

We're all fam.

And being a parent isn't scary. Takes a real man to be a dad. A good one at least.

Some people just aren't cut out for that. That's why they main Metaknight.

 

[Vale]

End tap jump discrimination. C'mon guys, we aren't living in 2009 anymore.

 

[Thor]

I feel like a disappointed father reading this. I failed you as a parent.

I wouldn't have turned out as well as I did if you were my dad [it would be much much worse I'm sure]. You're not my parent and there was no failure either (or else explain what the failure was). I'm also not clear who you are exactly, other than some random poster on the Pikachu General Discussion. Are there any videos of you at a tournament or something? [I have some WiFi Brawl- matches but MN doesn't care to stream Brawl matches, and they axed it from the tourney for PM pools and that's like the 5th time I've said that in this forum.)

Also counting out the 10 a's in your name to put in the quote box was annoying. Be glad I took the time instead of putting a random number of them down.

Bell is right 'bunz.

Tap jump makes sense (hit up to go up!), it just wasn't the best idea necessarily considering independent jump buttons. Also just get good at utilts and uairs and up+B and you'll be fine.

We're all fam.
And being a parent isn't scary. Takes a real man to be a dad. A good one at least.
Some people just aren't cut out for that. That's why they main Metaknight.

Oh Gawd I hope not. My family sux otherwise. Yes that's a vote of confidence for the PGD.

If you've ever heard of child abuse you'll know it doesn't take a real or good man to be a dad. Unless you're defining a dad more narrowly than "has a child and is a male."

Non sequitor dude. They main MK because they decided they wanted to learn MK for some reason (winning, coolness of character, etc,) [I used to like MK a lot before I knew about competitive smash, but everyone else hates him so I had to go into the closet, so to speak]. It has no reflection on whether or not they can be a parent.

 

[Vale]

I wouldn't have turned out as well as I did if you were my dad [it would be much much worse I'm sure]. You're not my parent and there was no failure either (or else explain what the failure was). I'm also not clear who you are exactly, other than some random poster on the Pikachu General Discussion. Are there any videos of you at a tournament or something? [I have some WiFi Brawl- matches but MN doesn't care to stream Brawl matches, and they axed it from the tourney for PM pools and that's like the 5th time I've said that in this forum.)

Although I can't tell if most of this is some kind of sarcasm, I'm pretty sure he's insulting you @ Maaaaaaaaaan .

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

I can never tell who's being sarcastic in this thread. :/

 

[Vale]

I can never tell who's being sarcastic in this thread. :/

Answer: Everyone, all of the time.
I vote for a rename to Sarcasm General Discussion.

 

[1PokeMastr]

I use tapjump to jump on stage.

Offstage I use buttons.

 

[Thor]

Although I can't tell if most of this is some kind of sarcasm, I'm pretty sure he's insulting you @ Maaaaaaaaaan .

The entirety of the post in question was serious [including parts you didn't quote]. The only possible insult was my lack of faith in Maaaaaaaaaan's ability to raise me properly if I were born his son. I don't know who he is (someone else who likes Smash or someone who goes to tournaments and locals or whatever) and I have B- matches up on YT. Currently Maaaaaaaaaan has not had a hand in raising me so there isn't a failure on his part (or else he has to explain how he's failed).

 

[Phantom Gamer]

Also counting out the 10 a's in your name to put in the quote box was annoying. Be glad I took the time instead of putting a random number of them down.

You can just use the Reply button ya know.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

tbh, I think he's genuinely sincere. So, with that in mind:

I'm 90% sure you missed the initial joke. You expressed dismay at Krystal pics, and I commented on how disappointing that is to read, since she's the hottest thing since sliced sex. Just in case you're still not quite getting the picture, or forgot the random ass furry talk 2 pages ago, I'm a furry.

So to recap: I'm a furry, you expressed dismay in a furry picture, I expressed dismay in you.

Now I'm also pretty sure, like 84%, that I'm not your father. Hilariously, whether you meant to or not, you took a shot at me by saying I would've been a terrible father. That's fair though, I've screwed up another son. Look how PG turned out. <3

As for who I am, I'm nobody. I barely play Smash, I just happen to enjoy my local community and several people I've met outside of my community who don't suck. I came to the Pika thread because although there's a good portion of cancer, I legitimately enjoy this thread and if you've visited most of the character boards on this site they're horrible. If I did have videos online, they'd be old and probably ****ty.


Idc how many a's are in my name actually. It's however many you feel like saying at the time. My name means nothing really, you can call me whatever you like.



And I hope it was a joke when you said you hoped the Pikas weren't your family, but I really can't tell. If it wasn't, rethink your decision. These Pikas are some of the nicest and more inclusive people on this site. You could do a lot worse.

Child abuse? I would think it goes without saying, but if you abuse a child you're a ****ty person, let alone parent. You're tap jumping the shark. I made a simple comment on how there can be great fathers, I even said not everyone can do it. My dad's been gone since I was 4. Anybody can have a penis. You're not a real man unless you carry yourself as one. I know girls with more balls than most. You're missing the point.

If I'm being perfectly frank with you, the only father I had growing up was Mufasa and my imagination. It does take a real man to be a dad, that's why there's not enough good ones out there.


And for ****'s sake man, the MK thing was a joke. Obviously there's no science backing up MK mains being bad fathers. Lucario mains tho...

 

[Thor]

I only read the top and bottom line of your post because I have to go to bed. Yes I was serious.

EDIT: Edited out because my brain shouldn't be trying to process stuff after frying it doing Chinese homework for an hour... sorry to Maaaaaaaaaan, his comment made sense before I fixed this.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Oh dear. You're not very good at picking up on jokes.

 

[Thor]

OH CRAP

EDIT: I really shouldn't' post after like 10:00p.m. because I don't process stuff right. I logged back on to say I realized while going to the bathroom that you were joking.

So in the spirit of your remark: Those Diddy Kong mains though... when they have a problem, they just go bananas.

I also got to another paragraph - being a furry = liking furry cute stuff, right? Or is it... hm I forgot. Redefine? I'll only see it tomorrow or Friday though.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

lmao, don't worry about it man.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

I also got to another paragraph - being a furry = liking furry cute stuff, right? Or is it... hm I forgot. Redefine? I'll only see it tomorrow or Friday though.

It means he wants to do the do with the furry cute stuff too.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Twice!

 

[Geoberos]

Triple tap or nothing!

Go ham...ster or go home.
Yeah *****, typing that up from just waking up.

Yeah these new guys are a bit new and on the innocent side due to the lack of knowledge of internet dweller norms so a lot of our jokes and metaphors sometimes goes over their heads Maan. Not like you lost internet for the past two years and the world became a better place since then.

When Diddy mains have a problem, they just ask for How-To's and post tourney results.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Hey, Red, I just noticed that cool silhouette of Greninja, but Pikachu is angry at you for it

I've had my Smash 4 main set to pika ever since the feature showed up, but the pika never has.

Tell pika I'll be happy to change it back whenever it actually appears.

Also I'm glad everything turned out OK between the thunder god and the incredibly lengthened man.

And I feel the urge to do a new avi. It's been a while.

Pardon the vague coherence and relevance. Night shift is messing with my head.

 

[~Radiance~]

Arguing points with man is so eloquent because his claims are always so well supported. Id bot lane with you any day maxton, though my ADC is ****ing abysmal.

I also didnt realize we were actually on the subject of furry talk at one point, thought i do remember calling it the furry general discussion. Also am a furry.

also never let me mix drinks again, momchu come mix stuff for me because i tried to make a screwdriver and I swear its like drinking orange gasoline.

 

[Phantom Gamer]

And I feel the urge to do a new avi. It's been a while.
Pardon the vague coherence and relevance. Night shift is messing with my head.

Well since onesies are all the rage now I'd suggest doing something like that with it looking like this.

Spoiler

Id bot lane with you any day maxton, though my ADC is ****ing abysmal.

He's laned bot with me before and lived to tell about it so I'm sure he can handle teaming bot with you.

 

[redfeatherraven]

I'd have no problem outfitting my avi with a onesie in theory, but in practice I can't find sufficient material to manipulate.
And believe me not being able to fit that leopard-print onesie was a major disappointment.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

lmfao @ PG's sig.

Prim, bring me food at work, I'm bored.

 

[KayLo!]

momchu come mix stuff for me because i tried to make a screwdriver and I swear its like drinking orange gasoline.

Oh you don't want that. You'll die.

You'll have a damn good time before liver failure kicks in, though.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

What a great thread title.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Sarcasm not allowed, Realism welcomed.

 

[Geoberos]

Let no sarcasm be understood.

 

[Strong Badam]

Looool @ PG's sig. Maaaaaaaaaan going in.

 

[Scatz]

Man this place has been going in since I was gone. New peeps need to level up on the internet knowledge lmao.

 

[Sunnysunny]

Wow, that thread title is SOOOOO clever.
Like, really.
I'm SOOOOO impressed.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

I think it's pretty nice.

 

[Angiance]

I must ask again: What is this sarcasm y'all speak of?

 

[Vale]

The greatest gift of all.