PGD: Happy Birthday, Red!

[Phoenix Lord']

Kids are cute when they're not yours.

 

[~automatic]

Dude, Kyo, teach me how to cook. Not wanting kids and not knowing my way around a kitchen is apparently some kind of double strike to guys, so maybe if I get one out of the way, I can avoid a future as a dog lady.

Not wanting kids and knowing how to cook some good **** will make you Mrs. ~auto. Just sayin'.

 

[KayLo!]

Man, not where I live. Freakin' parents can't keep their damn kids in line.

At the supermarket last week, this little boy behind me in line kept leaning forward and resting his face against my butt until his mom slapped him upside the head and told him to stop. Mind you, this was after like 6-7 very awkward minutes, and I couldn't move out of the way because it was crowded as ****.

Leash laws should apply to children under the age of 10 too imo. They're just too dangerous to run around on their own.

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EDIT: @~auto: Maaaan, that could totally be arranged. As long as we each get 3 free passes -- celebrities we're allowed to bang if the one in a million chance ever comes up.

 

[Sunnysunny]

@Sunny: How old are you? I only started noticing it when I hit ~25. #oldpeopleproblems

Psssh
19.

Im meerily a whipper snapper I guess when it comes to most "adult" problems still. Ha!

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Man, not where I live. Freakin' parents can't keep their damn kids in line.

I was thinking more along the lines of nephews and nieces, not strangers' kids.

 

[Phantom Gamer]

@ KayLo! : With this mention of leash laws for kids you make it sound like they're dogs and I'd just like to add to that statement that maybe he was just trying to say "hello" to you in doggie style.

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

Kids are cute when they're not yours.

Got your own kids to judge it against? Lol

I thought Kaylo would be engaged or something by now. How'd the vet thing go?

 

[Phoenix Lord']

I was born with the uncanny ability to judge anything merely by learning of its existence. I know which foods I hate without even tasting them, I know which games I hate without even playing them, etc. It's both a blessing and a curse, but almost entirely a blessing. In fact, it's not really a curse at all.

 

[~automatic]

EDIT: @~auto: Maaaan, that could totally be arranged. As long as we each get 3 free passes -- celebrities we're allowed to bang if the one in a million chance ever comes up.

I'd like to add in a Eurotrip with the money we'd have from not having kids into the contract as well as a re-usability clause on these free passes.

 

[ぱみゅ]

Dude, Kyo, teach me how to cook. Not wanting kids and not knowing my way around a kitchen is apparently some kind of double strike to guys, so maybe if I get one out of the way, I can avoid a future as a dog lady.

Alternatively you can marry me, I don't want kids and I would be the one cooking.
It's a win-win situation.


EDIT: I wrote that without reading auto's post.

 

[~automatic]

She can have both of us assuming that you cook for everyone.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Can't find anything witty to add to this.

 

[Angiance]

Is it strange that anytime I find out the girl I'm talking to has a child, it literally terrifies me?

 

[1PokeMastr]

Yes, yes it is.

You should be acceptable of how someone has lived their life, regardless of what choices they've made.

 

[Angiance]

True-true, I feel bad now

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

I think it depends on your age. About 24 and you should be used to it. It's not an acceptance thing. People being that far along in their lives can be shocking. I can see being the same way if someone told you they were a CEO at 22.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Yes, yes it is.

You should be acceptable of how someone has lived their life, regardless of what choices they've made.

I can accept their choices. But it doesn't change that it was a terrible one for having a kid before they even hit their 20's.

 

[1PokeMastr]

Yeah, I wanted to add that in, but I felt it wouldn't sit right with some people.

So I left it out.

 

[Vale]

The first case of somebody on the PGD caring about the feelings of others.

 

[KayLo!]

The first case of somebody on the PGD caring about the feelings of others.

Lol! A day for the books.

I think the only nice Pika we have is Prime. Maybe PZ too, when I can understand what he's saying. (<3 PZ)

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

Life's too short to be nice.

 

[Vale]

I'd say most of us are just sarcastic rather than simply "not nice."

 

[KayLo!]

Yeah, it's not like we bully anybody or anything like that.

 

[~automatic]

We really don't.

 

[Sunnysunny]

I always thought of the pika's as assholes, but incredibly loveable ones.
I mean that in the best way possible. <3

 

[PZ]

The sarcasm is so real.
Auto's plans are too stronk so much no fail such awesomeness.
I approve of Klo's post...mainly cuz prime is so nice. <3
Hmm I think I have seen something similar to PL's post but I believe I stopped trying to remember as I started typing this...

 

[~Radiance~]

I am appalled to hear that I'm not a nice pika. Also, kloz cheating on me with auto already?! What a terribad relationship this has been.

Also anytime I talk with a girl I like and I find she has a kid I'm usually like VanHallen'ing outta there, aka jump

Also I thought of us pikas as sarcastic drunks, but nice when in person and kinda not as much online lol

 

[Angiance]

Yeah dude! It can be a girl with a great body but the mention of kids, it'll still scare me away! Like that's just crazy!

Actually, I must ask you all; how bad is it that I SOMETIMES call one girl the name of a different girl? Y'know, they > act < like they don't care, but of course girls practically > never < verbalize their true feelings

 

[Phoenix Lord']

I'd say most of us are just sarcastic rather than simply "not nice."

No, I'm a straight up bully. Online it often comes across as either sarcastic or funny to some people, but I'm really just an unpleasant person to be around.

 

[Vale]

girls practically > never < verbalize their true feelings

oh boy, more gender-wide classifications. this has been a great discussion starter in the past, so i don't see what could be different this time.

 

[Angiance]

It's true though! ^ - ^;

 

[~Radiance~]

its not true, its a stereotype. Its reasons like that that women are prone to doing it more, because our society depicts them as doing so and it therefore becomes accepted as a norm. Every person who gets called a wrong name feels most likely hurt that they confused them with someone else, our society just makes it more appropriate for women to vocalize it and men are taught to internalize and pretend they dont care.

 

[Vale]

angiance for best troll 2014

 

[Thor]

The first case of somebody on the PGD caring about the feelings of others.

You ignored my earlier posts.

I think the only nice Pika we have is Prime

I'm kinda nice...

Life's too short to be nice.

No no, life's too short to be mean. They may not remember what you look like, or what you said, or maybe even what you did, but they'll probably not forget how you made them feel (50-50 considering they forgot everything else).

Actually, I must ask you all; how bad is it that I SOMETIMES call one girl the name of a different girl? Y'know, they > act < like they don't care, but of course girls practically > never < verbalize their true feelings

This is pretty terrible, unless you call them the name of some superstar they also think is attractive, at which point they'll possibly think you're complimenting them, and you should pass it off as such [or they'll see you as not knowing their name]. And stop stereotyping.

I don't want kids but I'm 17 so that makes sense at this point.

There is now footage of me playing Smash on Youtube. Don't be too harsh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KpJ_LNs-pY

Spoiler

[Oh what, you were expecting regular Brawl footage? This is more interesting.]

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

This is still a B-Day thread right? It's Slush's Birthday in like 10 minutes. Also Leaf's losing his butt virginity tonight.

 

[Geoberos]

Yo Slush, rock that
Banjo Two-Oh age
Leaf ed. pt. two

 

[Sinister Slush]

Gonna be drinking tomorrow mang

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

This thread's giving me cancer.

Yeah dude! It can be a girl with a great body but the mention of kids, it'll still scare me away! Like that's just crazy!

Actually, I must ask you all; how bad is it that I SOMETIMES call one girl the name of a different girl? Y'know, they > act < like they don't care, but of course girls practically > never < verbalize their true feelings

It's very bad, you don't respect anyone as a person if you don't care about their name. You're not pulling girls that you can't remember more than 1 name.

its not true, its a stereotype. Its reasons like that that women are prone to doing it more, because our society depicts them as doing so and it therefore becomes accepted as a norm. Every person who gets called a wrong name feels most likely hurt that they confused them with someone else, our society just makes it more appropriate for women to vocalize it and men are taught to internalize and pretend they dont care.

You're stereotyping to justify that stereotype. I hurt myself reading this. I still love you tho.

This is pretty terrible, unless you call them the name of some superstar they also think is attractive, at which point they'll possibly think you're complimenting them, and you should pass it off as such [or they'll see you as not knowing their name].

You're young, so I like the enthusiasm. But don't do something like this imo. Best thing you can do for a girl is make them feel like they're a superstar, not just a copy of another one. Respect everyone, don't treat them as beneath you, additional generic advice that people forget all the time.



Angiance tho, he dumb.

 

[Geoberos]

Maan, it's been pretty cancerous the past more than several pages. Think it'd be better for yo health that you hadn't return to the thread you knew had problems.
Unless you want in on the s***f***ery that's happened upon the new gens.

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

If they do it because of a stereotype they're still doing it thus the stereotype is true. Also even my friends and I can **** up names for a second. **** happens. We act offended and move on. Now if you do it for like 10 minutes that's different .lol