Olimar Boards Band

[DtJ Hilt]

Okay I mentioned this times before but like seriously guys. It's time we did this.

Okay so here's the deal. I can play piano and guitar but Rich makes me look like an amateur when it comes to piano so he's gotta take that spot if he wants it. Otherwise I'll play keyboard. If not I'll play rhythm guitar but we need a lead guitarist because I can't do that fancy ****. Fino plays Cello and he's got that sexy voice so he's on vocals. For lyrics we'll either have Fino write something bad*** or Blissard write something that girls normally write. They're good at writing lyrics right? And Blissard's the closest thing to an actual girl we got. Dan can be our guy that comes in like every fifth song and does backup vocals with that Southern Accent and we'll sound like Counting Crows or some ****. We need a drummer and a bass guitarist. Not only is Logic black but he HAS A FRO so if he doesn't already know how to play bass it'll take him like a day. If not Turaz will do. As for a drummer I don't ****in know, I'm stumped there.

 

[Sky Pirate]

As your manager, I have to warn you that you need someone that can play hambone or this band will never get off the ground.

 

[PSI.kick]

you forgot that turaz is justin beiber, we don't want him here.
i can play electric guitar lol, pretty dang good if i do say so myself.

 

[Slain Avenger]

I can play the drums, bring the beats to the Oli boards.

 

[Zori]

Oh wow! This is cool..... I'm atually starting to DJ if you need me to mix what you make

 

[Dnyce]

Okay I mentioned this times before but like seriously guys. It's time we did this.

Okay so here's the deal. I can play piano and guitar but Rich makes me look like an amateur when it comes to piano so he's gotta take that spot if he wants it. Otherwise I'll play keyboard. If not I'll play rhythm guitar but we need a lead guitarist because I can't do that fancy ****. Fino plays Cello and he's got that sexy voice so he's on vocals. For lyrics we'll either have Fino write something bad*** or Blissard write something that girls normally write. They're good at writing lyrics right? And Blissard's the closest thing to an actual girl we got. Dan can be our guy that comes in like every fifth song and does backup vocals with that Southern Accent and we'll sound like Counting Crows or some ****. We need a drummer and a bass guitarist. Not only is Logic black but he HAS A FRO so if he doesn't already know how to play bass it'll take him like a day. If not Turaz will do. As for a drummer I don't ****in know, I'm stumped there.

Fino plays Cello and he's got that sexy voice so he's on vocals. For lyrics we'll either have Fino write something bad*** or Blissard write something that girls normally write. They're good at writing lyrics right?

Fino plays Cello and he's got that sexy voice so he's on vocals. For lyrics we'll either have Fino write something bad*** or Blissard write something that girls normally write.

Fino plays Cello and he's got that sexy voice so he's on vocals.

Fino's got that sexy voice.

...


is this like some running joke or w/e?

<.<

 

[Slain Avenger]

...


is this like some running joke or w/e?

<.<

Depends, you could be THAT guy. (the one who gets 'em groupies and what have you)

 

[PSI.kick]

ok guys i got some lyrics for the first song xD
"OLIMAR DA BESS"
needs revamping, i think its a great start. lol
maybe get a verse in there on how he should move up to top tier cuz he's too good. xD

 

[Geddan]

y'all forgot i played drums already?

no love

</3

 

[Noa.]

I play oboe.

8D

 

[DanGR]

Let's do this... y'all.

 

[PSI.kick]

First song needs to be olimar da bess lol. i got a sick guitar riff that kinda sounds like something outa captain falcon music, only more epic and tapping is involved... its freakin shweet.

also play the viola for some epic orchestral stuff if you want lol
(i can play mario and song of storms pretty well if i do say so myself xD)

 

[DtJ Hilt]

First song needs to be olimar da bess lol.

No it doesn't

 

[PSI.kick]

or something epic.
it needs to have a rockin guitar intro.

 

[Geddan]

oboe and cello solo

also, i am a bass player as well so i'm pretty versatile. sorry for not posting in a while. D:

 

[Asa]

Sax piano drums

 

[BOB SAGET!]

i play electric guitar, what exactly is this?

 

[Blissard]

or Blissard write something that girls normally write. And Blissard's the closest thing to an actual girl we got.

>_>

<_<


go die

Btw, isn't Vocal...you know...a singer? He could probably do vocals as well...

And I play piano like the asian I am. I'm probably outclassed by Hilt and Rich though.


Edit: You guys forgot the most important thing that we need...A SMEXY NAME!!! Any suggestions? >.<

 

[PSI.kick]

TEAM SUPERSEXYAWESOMENEVERGONNALOSE.
or something less epic, whichever you prefer.

but yeah is this serious? >.> cuz i live no where near any of you lol.

i dig the cello.

 

[DtJ Hilt]

PSI that's three strikes. You don't get to be in the band lol

 

[Slain Avenger]

TEAM SUPERSEXYAWESOMENEVERGONNALOSE.
or something less epic, whichever you prefer.

but yeah is this serious? >.> cuz i live no where near any of you lol.

i dig the cello.

Microphones and ze internet! Let's get to recording D: <.

 

[PSI.kick]

Ouch hilt
im a good musician though haha. wait, what were the other two...

 

[Tin Man]

if only u guys heard me deep voice, u'd be so hard, u can't not have me on vocals.

 

[Asa]

soundbyte or didn't happen

 

[Gova]

As your manager, I have to warn you that you need someone that can play hambone or this band will never get off the ground.

Needs more cowbell.

 

[The Fluff]

If you need some clarinet/bass clarinet, I'm available

 

[Rust]

I can play the cowbell, triangle, cymbals and a kazoo all at the same time
You guys definitely need me


wtfrustwherehaveyoubeen

 

[Turazrok]

Um... I look like Bieber so I get vocals? But I'm black so I get vocals...

Vocal doesn't HAHAHAHA

 

[Tin Man]

I can also play trumpet

 

[Sky Pirate]

Gotta start slow.
First song will be a cover of "Catholic Girls".

 

[Geddan]

Gotta start slow.
First song will be a cover of "Catholic Girls".

no just no

 

[D Who?]

I played bass in a few bands and I alt Oli. So can I be in? I don't have a fro but I have nappy cave man hair lol

 

[PSI.kick]

Your name wouldn't happen to be the infamous doctor who would it?
that show is beast.

Hilt im sorry xD you should take me back lol

 

[G-Dub]

Your name wouldn't happen to be the infamous doctor who would it?
that show is beast.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!!
Dr. Who is boss.

Also, i have a suggestion for a band name: The Pikmin Experience Featuring Olimar.

 

[D Who?]

Your name wouldn't happen to be the infamous doctor who would it?
that show is beast.

Hilt im sorry xD you should take me back lol

****. You don't know how many people have asked me that... Including everyone in South Fl. And they all said the same exact thing.

ITS ****ING *********!... A little pun for anyone who calls my name.. "D Who?!" *********! Haha funny funny. **** I'm just changing my name.

 

[Sky Pirate]

no just no

REALLY!?
Geddan, you are probably the last person I would expect to know Zappa.

 

[Turazrok]

It should be Transmissions to Hocotate.

 

[Dnyce]

****. You don't know how many people have asked me that... Including everyone in South Fl. And they all said the same exact thing.

ITS ****ING *********!... A little pun for anyone who calls my name.. "D Who?!" *********! Haha funny funny. **** I'm just changing my name.

Well.. your name is "D who" which sounds a hell of a lot more like "Dr Who" than "*********!"

Inside jokes don't really seem like a great thing to go by when you enter a community of people who don't get it, considering a name is subject to interpretation (and most likely one that isn't what you mean). lol.

//trollin

 

[D Who?]

Well.. your name is "D who" which sounds a hell of a lot more like "Dr Who" than "*********!"

Inside jokes don't really seem like a great thing to go by when you enter a community of people who don't get it, considering a name is subject to interpretation (and most likely one that isn't what you mean). lol.

//trollin

No, D Who sounds alot like D Who. Dr. Who Sounds alot like Dr. Who. If I were to tag Dr. Who it would be DrWho not DWho?<Note the question mark and not the 'r'. If you haven't heard a ********* joke, you have been living under a rock your entire life, you ******.

//Trollin harder.. Auburnfail Drughound Style - reppin swampnigas

 

[G-Dub]

Yeah bra you dont know about them auburnfail drughounds trollin' hard as **** doin dat scum sh*t. All dem homolimar mains be suckin dr who's **** when they gonna be suckin' G-Dub's **** all night cause they dont know about scum *** toonasty chuckin' bombs at dey azz.
DRUGS ON 3! 1 2 3 DRUGS!