OH SNAP 5: Le Thien's Last Stand!!! (BRING WII'S!!!)

[Esca]

Esca is Paul Bearer, Undertaker's frightening, oddly disproportionate hype man.

He is also the apple in my eye.

I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

LOL!

Sars, I'll accept if we play high only under the condition the I get to play ZSS while high.

 

[gunterrsmash01]

Wish I could go but I think this is near the date where I start school plus its far as hell lol. Maybe next summer.

Any of OK going to FS6 this saturday?

 

[Sars_Pirate]

BULL SON, no excuses, Houston gonna be driving down anyway. I gotta update the first post *sigh* so much work . . . After I nap I guess.

Also, you better be going ZSS cause you'd be stomped by my PT. My spacing's ridic when I'm high.

 

[FattyFatFatso]

No joke Sars has a power level over 9000 when he is high.

 

[CY]

Esca ull have to show me your skills. Now i will admit i forgot about Cy's legendary skills "Get yo *** whupped girl"...god Cy...that was too epic.

LOL i totally forgot about that. the whole pack your lunch hype took over.

first of all, WHY THE **** ARE YOU GUYS TRASHING ON MY ***** P.O.P? he will beat any mother ****er from Oklahomo, not counting kos-mos.

i would seriously be SURPRISED if anyone besides kos-mos could beat me in a set from oklahomo. you think other wise? MM me. my wario vs. your any****ingthing, and i will win.

second of all, everyone knows that I BAG THE BADDEST *****ES. and i smoke the best dro this side of the mississippi. you guys are all stupid and are big jerks with big stupid faces.

FFF sucks for no reason

le_thein you're cool but don't talk about my boy pop like that. he got a lot better since you last played him in january.

 

[Popertop]

awww ****

Beaumonts got my back

 

[Omega_Star]

blah blah failed ****-riding blah blah i'm-the-****-around-here-except-for-kos-mos-he'd-****-me blah blah self-fellation blah blah bad grammar blah blah i'm a wario ***** blah blah johns

What's your point?

 

[Young Deezy]

*insert long, cocky, testosterone enraged post here*

You did it wrong Bryan, should go more like this.

 

[Popertop]

What's your point?

it's called trash talk, and he would **** you probably

 

[CY]

What's your point?

my grammer is bettur then urs.

 

[Omega_Star]

it's called trash talk, and he would **** you probably

Thanks for missing the point, and why do I care if he can beat me at a video game? Is that all he can do?

 

[po pimpus]

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Why is BUTTMONT, of all the lame-*** cities in the lame-*** state of Texas, trying to roll up in here talking ****? Houston, maybe... Austin, perhaps... College Station, or Dallas, okay,

BUT BUTTMONT?​

REALLY?!?​

You boys GOT NO CLUE when it come to the OK, we rollin' on twenty-sixes and we bag the baddest *****es. From Tulsa to Stillwater to OKC, through Norman, all the way down to Paoli(shoutout to mah boi Young Deezy!), we tha real Gs of this Brawl ****. Y'all don't want to war with us. We straight-up merc'n you cats come August.

FO SHO.



And That's The Bottom Line, Because Po Pimpus Said So! *Cue Breaking Glass*

 

[Popertop]

beaumont will destroy you and take your money.

then you really will be a poor pimp

 

[CY]

Thanks for missing the point, and why do I care if he can beat me at a video game? Is that all he can do?

what can you beat me in?

also po, come august, i'm gonna change your name to low limpus. because i'm going to stick my low hangin', big swingin' **** into your *** and give you a permanent limp.

 

[Sars_Pirate]

lol

Don't start **** talk with a "but no kos-mos" clause. We ain't making excuses here about how our state will handle yours, let alone Beaumont (famous for Take's hair, Beaumont DI, and being bad at smash).

Also, don't go around making noise if you're going to asterisk it with an "i might need to go to school but would've ***** you!"

I predict if we played, me. No hands. Dancing. TX laughing. Winning with 3 stocks.

 

[CY]

lol

Don't start **** talk with a "but no kos-mos" clause. We ain't making excuses here about how our state will handle yours, let alone Beaumont (famous for Take's hair, Beaumont DI, and being bad at smash).

Also, don't go around making noise if you're going to asterisk it with an "i might need to go to school but would've ***** you!"

I predict if we played, me. No hands. Dancing. TX laughing. Winning with 3 stocks.

you already lost to esca. and yes, beaumont DI came from take dying from bwett's fsmash at 60%. don't associate that with me, son.

also, i like how you try to back up your state, but whenever TX is involved with OK, OK gets their ***** handed to them on a silver plate. it's been proven time and time again. you guys have two good players in your state, le_thien and kos mos. zetin(i think his name is?) is pretty good also, but besides that, i wasn't impressed with any oklahomo player.

and if you disagree with me, i GLADLY challenge you to a $20 MM. my wario/falco vs. whoever the **** you play as.

edit: i'm coming to this, i never said anything about not coming to this, so i have no idea where that came from.

 

[Popertop]

yeah all that "beaumont is terrible" is from Noah randomly failing.

and then he beats Dphat

 

[Affinity]

zetin(i think his name is?) is pretty good also

Zeton is with us

 

[CY]

Zeton is with us

oooooooooooh yea, that's right. my bad, my bad.

 

[Sars_Pirate]

Good **** then, if you really are coming, and I don't see why I shouldn't accept. But while you're at it, but don't be surprised if we leave impressions. Of all of Oklahoma's players, only 3 travel out of state. You named two of the top 5. The other three will be coming too, don't fret.

 

[CY]

Good **** then, if you really are coming, and I don't see why I shouldn't accept. But while you're at it, but don't be surprised if we leave impressions. Of all of Oklahoma's players, only 3 travel out of state. You named two of the top 5. The other three will be coming too, don't fret.

yes i am coming. looking forward to it.

 

[Sars_Pirate]

PS, bring the rest of Beaumont.

We might not be the most famous, but we know how to have good times. Plus we're good at smash.

 

[Popertop]

sounds like home to me

 

[Omega_Star]

what can you beat me in?

Responding to questions with answers. And probably Smash, if you're impressed by Le_THieN, the ****ty Diddy Kong

 

[Le_THieN]

I really, really love CY and Esca. =)

 

[Hawks go Caw]

. . . Tulsa to Stillwater to OKC, through Norman, all the way down to Paoli

Oklahoma has some stupid city names. I went down on a chick's paoli once.

 

[Sars_Pirate]

Just once?

Oh Snap After Party.

 

[Hylian]

TX vs OK crew battle again.

Maybe I can use the other half of my crew this time LOL <3.

 

[Sars_Pirate]

It all depends on if Sethlon's in the crew. Never beaten that ***** in my life.

Also, Kansas, you guys def in this.

10 stock per state?

Thinking of lumping the other region into one mega crew <_< Really hoping awesome people don't just pop from nowhere.

 

[po pimpus]

I like how no one is scared of me... It'll make my victory all the more sweeter as I totally destroy the false assumption that Po Pimpus is terrible. While it's true I don't have an arbitrary number attached to my name on some list, that means NOTHING to me.

All that matters is each battle, each stock I take. The look on your face as I take the best you can dish out and keep on coming, the tenacity, the integrity, the WILL. Every time your character becomes alight with flame, or goes soaring off the stage, and the look on your face as I do what you believe is IMPOSSIBLE.

No, it's cool. Keep laughing, telling yourself there's NO WAY you can lose to a Luigi, let alone MY Luigi. Keep sleeping on me, underestimating my ability.

I.

WILL.

****.

YOU.

UP.​

I am Po mutha****in' Pimpus. Play me, and you will NEVER forget that name, I promise.

Money Matches. Come get you some.

Crew Battle? Send me in FIRST. Time to put in WERK.

 

[FK1]

For someone trying to make a name for himself, you are incredibly boring to talk to.

Lol.

(am I late)

 

[PhantomX]

I like how no one is scared of me... It'll make my victory all the more sweeter as I totally destroy the false assumption that Po Pimpus is terrible. While it's true I don't have an arbitrary number attached to my name on some list, that means NOTHING to me.

All that matters is each battle, each stock I take. The look on your face as I take the best you can dish out and keep on coming, the tenacity, the integrity, the WILL. Every time your character becomes alight with flame, or goes soaring off the stage, and the look on your face as I do what you believe is IMPOSSIBLE.

No, it's cool. Keep laughing, telling yourself there's NO WAY you can lose to a Luigi, let alone MY Luigi. Keep sleeping on me, underestimating my ability.

I.

WILL.

****.

YOU.

UP.​

I am Po mutha****in' Pimpus. Play me, and you will NEVER forget that name, I promise.

Money Matches. Come get you some.

Crew Battle? Send me in FIRST. Time to put in WERK.

I'll ruin your confidence before the trny even starts~

 

[Young Deezy]

Paoli: The smallest town you've never heard of.

 

[FattyFatFatso]

I have never heard of See. Why. or Beaumont (where is it?). Is his Wario that good? On a scale between Fiction and Poppertop where does he stand?

 

[Le_THieN]

I have never heard of See. Why. or Beaumont (where is it?). Is his Wario that good? On a scale between Fiction and Poppertop where does he stand?

el. oh. el.

 

[Esca]

Okay guys, enough trash talking.

Firstly, Fatty, MM me.

Secondly, I love LeTHieN so much. I don't even...

Thirdly, Po pimpus, $20 Luigi ditto money match. If you were getting wrecked by me, then you'd get demolished by CY.

Fo'thly, Omega, I guarantee that I'll **** your ****ty MK. Ask Sars the impression left on his ******* from LasT. Let it be known, that you will be owned.

Sars_BUTTPIRATE more like it!

*Cues Undertakers' music*

*Runs out like a pompous swine laughing hysterically*

 

[Sars_Pirate]

lol *****, we ain't sharing no green with you now son.

 

[CY]

I have never heard of See. Why. or Beaumont (where is it?). Is his Wario that good? On a scale between Fiction and Poppertop where does he stand?

MM me.

but i'm surprised you haven't heard of me and YOU are a wario main. me and PX did the infamous double wario team at HOBO 16! and you call yourself a wario main. tsk, tsk. oh and don't knock pop's wario, it's good. we got 9th at WHOBO doing double wario with a mix of my wario/his mk. we only lost to two of the top teams. i don't see where this pop hate came from, just because he lost to le_thien way back in january. my *****, he be swoll.

Oklahomos are so funny sometimes. kind of cute at the same time though.

 

[Esca]

Now, this is what will be happening.

I'm will be purchasing Hanson a bottle of Patron . We will bask in it's supremacy and elegance until the last drop is expunged.

Post alcohol, we will share a Viagra, not to share sexyy, just to be completely erect as we **** kids in Smash on day 2. They will have no other option but to stare at our large, erect, towering Cyclops' as we plunge into them with the sensitivity and forcefulness of this post.

I would like to formally extend this to you, Hanson, and may we bask in our glory, while Gnes stares at me, and gives me that old-fashioned BJ, while doing the Gnes laugh, and lightly stroking the freshly shaven patch of hair above your little man.

 

[Popertop]

yeah, le thein beat me in pools that didn't matter in matches that I didn't really try