Official Washington Melee thread

[omgwtfToph]

SR-388 you should hit up THE MASTER C

 

[AlienAllen]

The funniest part is that satan just copied and pasted the classic rage response out of the blue for no reason because otto told him he should practice vs people his skill level. wtf i thought i did some stupid **** when i started lol, i aint got **** on this.

I don't know, that whole "Can I get a **** Oregon?" thing was pretty stupid.

 

[MasterC]

I don't know, that whole "Can I get a **** Oregon?" thing was pretty stupid.

LOL got em!!

that last page, man did it have some TLDR posts

you guys need to get your act together and smoke some weed, JESUS CHRIST

SR-88: ima text you cuz i'm off at 4 today so i'll b home for a 420 sesh and some zombies but i'm down to smash today/tomorrow if i don't hit up the OR tourney....

 

[satan666]

LOL got em!!

you guys need to get your act together and smoke some weed, JESUS CHRIST

What is this "weed" you speak of?

 

[Krynxe]

Generic don't talk about drugs mod post

Spoiler

#502 #420

 

[commonyoshi]

It's legal in washington though, so it's no longer an illegal activity.

 

[Krynxe]

It's legal in washington though, so it's no longer an illegal activity.

discussion about engaging in drug and/or alcohol use is not allowed, regardless of a user's age or laws in his/her jurisdiction.

lols

 

[MasterC]

"regardless of a user's age or laws in his/her jurisdiction."

lil salty there Miguel?

or is that Fly crackin the whip?? xD

 

[Krynxe]

Salty over what? lols

And Fly has no authority over me haha

 

[MasterC]

that quote/rule sounds like it was written by a liberal-envious stoner living in an oppressed region LOL just sayin....

EDIT: how did portland go?? toph place top 3???

 

[AlienAllen]

Man that Brandandorf guy is no joke, why isn't he on the PR?

 

[omgwtfToph]

Cuz he just moved back to WA after being gone all summer.

Edit: Oh yeah and I got 4th. Had to play bladewise in loser's semis, wasn't feeling it, forfeited the set. *shrug*

 

[MasterC]

^oh nooooooooo's

 

[Purpletuce]

Satan666 guy, I was at a smashfest in Portland Friday and I heard about you. . . you should be aware that people will judge you based on your actions. Your repuatation in the smash community is being a whiny kid who doesn't know what a noob is.

I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ****ing life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ****ing pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ****ing back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ****ing guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ****ing show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ****ing heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ****ing car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ****ing destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****ng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ****ing hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ****ing resuscitate you and kill you again myself you *****-faced ******. Welcome to hell, population: you

Plus those were warm-ups before pm got set-up and pm wasn't recorded so stfu ******.

I saw this before, someone posted it on Facebook, and it was (semi?) viral? (Confirming what Iceman said)

Also, what does you playing a low-tier character have to do with anything? The people you were playing against probably didn't really try to beat you, and just played for fun. If that is the case, a low tier might have worked in your favor, since they wouldn't be doing things like CGs, camps, etc.

 

[omgwtfToph]

Oh man, Purpletuce knows about playing a low tier against me. >_>

 

[Purpletuce]

^Low tiers are the most fun in my opinion though.

 

[Winston]

low tiers dont have options ><

 

[t!MmY]

what toph said. but yea, its a lot different when its two players exclusively which have an ample difference in skill.

Oh, I thought he was talking about a smashfest.

Well, carry on then.

 

[omgwtfToph]

I know your intentions were well-placed Timmy haha. Thanks for checking up on us. But I can say from the bottom of my heart that Otto is a nice guy to everybody (including new players) lol.

 

[Purpletuce]

He even gave me advice! (After destroying me)

 

[Krynxe]

Yoshi's my fav non high tier, with a built in "YOOOO"

I sort of want to play you because I like the character so much, but I don't really play the game any more lols.

I went pretty even with my yoshi last time i was doing friendlies in soWa

 

[Purpletuce]

I'd love to play you, let me know if you're ever around. I'm also trying to go to nwm2, you could go there :D

Yoshi is definitely my favorite as well. Although the need for a secondary is more and more apparent as I play...

 

[omgwtfToph]

You already have good shield drops.

 

[Purpletuce]

Yeah, but having some of the hardest mates in the game against shiek peach and falco really limits... Everything. Shield drops can also help with other charters.(when I mess around with other characters I forget I can junp oos and just shield drop)

 

[satan666]

Satan666 guy, I was at a smashfest in Portland Friday and I heard about you. . . you should be aware that people will judge you based on your actions. Your repuatation in the smash community is being a whiny kid who doesn't know what a noob is.

WoW , I got famus over the internet?

 

[Purpletuce]

Sounds like you don't understand the term 'famous'. More like you have a 'reputation' in your region.

 

[satan666]

Sounds like you don't understand the term 'famous'. More like you have a 'reputation' in your region.

I'm like an all ***-up obama.

Is this like fb or what?

 

[omgwtfToph]

Actually quite the opposite, since Facebook, unlike internet forums, is centered upon socialization with people whom you predominantly interact with in person.

 

[Purpletuce]

Judging by post nature, username, avatar, and signature of this Satan666 guy, socializing with people in person is probably a pretty alien idea. He seems to enjoy disassociating himself from people.

Not certain if he is proud of this or is going to get mad . . .

Just wondering, it sounds like people have met Satan666, so is he confirmed to not be a troll account?

 

[satan666]

Judging by post nature, username, avatar, and signature of this Satan666 guy, socializing with people in person is probably a pretty alien idea. He seems to enjoy disassociating himself from people.

Not certain if he is proud of this or is going to get mad . . .

Just wondering, it sounds like people have met Satan666, so is he confirmed to not be a troll account?

serious post

Meh I keep to myself most of the time and I only rage on mario kart (cause some bull**** happens and I end up in last place and loose 200pts) and I rarely get pissed off.

not serious post

Would you like to see my mangina?

 

[MasterC]

you guys are 12...... right?

"noob" is a relative term and numero uno can throw that sh** out whenever he feels like it lol dude earned it

 

[satan666]

So what is this term "noob" you guys are speaking of?

 

[omgwtfToph]

you guys are 12...... right?

"noob" is a relative term and numero uno can throw that sh** out whenever he feels like it lol dude earned it

EXACTLY... I'm a noob in a lot of peoples' eyes lol.

 

[Purpletuce]

I more think of Noob as new player.

 

[Chip.]

serious post

Meh I keep to myself most of the time and I only rage on mario kart (cause some bull**** happens and I end up in last place and loose 200pts) and I rarely get pissed off.

not serious post

Would you like to see my mangina?

LMAOOOOOooo

 

[satan666]

I more think of Noob as new player.

this

LMAOOOOOooo

Do you?

 

[Purpletuce]

Again, new player being relative, and players like myself definitely being newer than 95% of the competitive community. I consider myself a Noob.

 

[Silent Wolf]

your yoshi def has some potential. you should try to get in a carpool with ratking or foos (ifhes coming) to gc in december

 

[Purpletuce]

December is a huge empty space in my calendar, so I might just do that. Is gc typically a 1 day thing? I've seen Shane post about planning on being up all weekend. Also, what days is gc?

 

[Mattnumbers]

It's always the first Saturday of the month unless Saturday is the first day of the month, in which case it's the second.

So the 8th in December