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**Official Titans of Smash (ToS) Crew Thread** We Never Died

Clai

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Captain Falcon wins by pure manliness.
Oh no you did not.

Ganondorf is manlier than everyone in Brawl, including Captain Falcon. Ganondorf's moves are manlier than anything Falcon can do (in Brawl). How dare you retort my arguments by talking about manliness. I'm the one with the manly tag and I put it to good use.

Captain Falcon, manlier.... geesh.
 

The Phazon Assassin

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Well, that just means that the addition of a Ganondorf exponentially increases overall manliness.

1v1, Falcon is manlier.

First ever Flawless Victory in Smash coming soon....
 

The Phazon Assassin

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No, it's an ego thing, who's more macho. It's like when chicks compare boob sizes, not that chicks compare boob sizes, it's just what it is.
 

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Comparing falcon to gdorf and girls comparing boob sizes(which they most deftinaley do) Are 2 TOTALLY different things.


Falcon>Gdorf
Gdorf challenge>Falcon Challenge
 

Clai

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Falcon has nipples of steel and the knee of JUZDIS. Ganon does not. Good day to you sir.
When Captain Falcon can start doing double knees like he can in Melee, then this would be a viable argument. Oh wait, double knees can't happen because Brawl doesn't allow it. Poor, ppor Falcon.

When Ganondorf stomps you, you stay down. No dumb instant meteor cancel recovery like in Melee, when you are off the stage and Ganon brings his thunderstorm down, you get fawkin owned.

Manliness is not a playstyle. It's a lifestyle.
 

KayLo!

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OH GOD, DID YOU SEE THE G-DORF CHALLENGE?!?! IT'S SO GOOD!!!!!

/shiftcausecapslockisforscrubsastapjumpoffisforlosers
Have you seen side b > jab > dair > warlock punch > dair > side b > jab > spike?!?!?!?

So good!!!
 

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When Captain Falcon can start doing double knees like he can in Melee, then this would be a viable argument. Oh wait, double knees can't happen because Brawl doesn't allow it. Poor, ppor Falcon.

When Ganondorf stomps you, you stay down. No dumb instant meteor cancel recovery like in Melee, when you are off the stage and Ganon brings his thunderstorm down, you get fawkin owned.

Manliness is not a playstyle. It's a lifestyle.
...
well Gdorf still doesn't have iron nipples or a quotable taunt. So ha.

Have you seen side b > jab > dair > warlock punch > dair > side b > jab > spike?!?!?!?

So good!!!
Have you seen side b > dair > usmash > KNEE > dair > up B > side B > PAAAWWWWNNCCCHHHH??!?!?!?

.....yeah neither have I. that WOULD be sicknin' tho.
 

CT Chia

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-Talking about a guys nipples is gay
-Both characters suck
-No one here debating this has been successful with either character on a regional or even local level
-All of you are girls for obsessing over a fictional character's manliness (esp. kaylo)
-This is the ToS thread, not a thread about manliness
 

_Yes!_

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-Talking about a guys nipples is gay
-Both characters suck
-No one here debating this has been successful with either character on a regional or even local level
-All of you are girls for obsessing over a fictional character's manliness (esp. kaylo)
-This is the ToS thread, not a thread about manliness
I will mm your wario with my falcon in vbrawl.
 

KayLo!

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-No one here debating this has been successful with either character on a regional or even local level
You don't need tourney results to know manliness. =O

-All of you are girls for obsessing over a fictional character's manliness (esp. kaylo)
I'm a girl?! Sweeeeet.

I wanna see this mm. Don't be scurred, Chibo.
 

Aztec Avenger

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I just have to say that Falcon is more manlier than Ganon just because Ganon wears make up and jewlery. This proving that Ganon play dress up with dolls and eats Tea and crumpits.
 

KayLo!

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I smell a Ganon/Falcon only fest.... :mad:!!!

Too bad I don't use either one. I guess I'm just not manly enuff. :(
 
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