1. I could come up with a ban standard. Even one that wasn't biased. The problem is that the community would not agree on a criteria that was put forth. At this point in the game, people when asked about banning a character do not have a "vague, unknown picture" of a character or "vast scenarios" to encompass when covering ban criteria. Now that so much time has passed, people obviously know that MK is the character in question, and the problem is that people aren't sure about his abilities. You have a really good character, and the community itself isn't even sure HOW GOOD he is. I'm not talking about ban worthy or non ban worthy, I mean we have the community unsure of how good MK truly is with planking, with scrooging, in frame data, etc.
Before you EVEN GET to the discussion of "Ok hey, does he need to be banned or not" you have the ongoing debate of "Ok hey, how good is this character?". I think that is the main debate or discussion going on right now. The process of banning a character HONESTLY is not that hard. You agree on how good he is, you compare him to the criteria laid out, and with the kinks and rough spots smoothed out, you basically either see that he meets or does not meet the criteria. The problem, in our case, is that we can't even agree on how good the character is, AND that we can't agree on a criteria.
2. COUGH COUGH PLANKING FOR 8 MINUTES IS MY DREAM COUGH COUGH
"Hey guys, not EVERYONE murders, it doesn't happen THAT often, it's not a big deal"
Now change murder with planking. Yup.
THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU CAN SLICE BATTLES IN HALF