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OFFICIAL AZ Power Rankings & Social Thread (Updated: 11/27/13)
- Thread starter V3ctorMan
- Start date
Twin_A
Smash Champion
...I was just joking. But it's like the elephant on the chain philosophy. Will explain if you wish....
you're so mean twin.
yo momma's like cafeteria food, there's nothing good about it.
<3 <3
@Twitch: Yo Mommas so stupid she failed a survey.Lol lets hear them Yeah!
Yo twitchy. Your momma is so fat, the only way I'll hit that is with hiking equipment and a spotter!
Yo twin...A! Yo momma is so dumb and blind, she actually thinks you're good looking! Oh snap!
@tw1n: Yo Mommas so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
AXE 09
Smash Master
I have never laughed so hard in such a long time 
This Twitch guy is awesome!
I love twins so much XD
This Twitch guy is awesome!
I love twins so much XD
~Twitch~
Smash Master
yo twin_A, yo mamma's so fat it takes her hours to find her inner peace.
yeah.
i went there.
yeah.
i went there.
tw1n
Smash Champion
Yo twitch! Yo momma is so fat, even all of NC can't stack her up! Ya i went there
~Twitch~
Smash Master
OH NO YOU DI'INT!
girl, yo mamma so stupid when the doctor told her she had crabs she thought it was from when she went to the beach 5 years ago!
Twin_A
Smash Champion
yo twin_A, yo mamma's so fat it takes her hours to find her inner peace.
yeah.
i went there.
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Both of you are forgetting one very important fact. Both of your moms are so ugly that Rice Krispies won't talk to them. I mean it's pretty bad. I saw a blind kid cry when Twitches mom walked past her! And my poor dog was so scared it ran away when tw1ns mom looked at him! Poor dog.
~Twitch~
Smash Master
you're one to talk considering yo mamma's so dumb she won't eat cheerio's because she thinks that english men keep talking to her.
Pandaxen
Smash Cadet
Your mom is like school in the Summer... No class.
YEAH!
Smash Journeyman
boooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tw1n
Smash Champion
Twitch your mom is so fat, her emergency contact is Wendy's!
Twin underscore A! Your mom is so fat, wii fit gave up on her!
Twin underscore A! Your mom is so fat, wii fit gave up on her!
Twin_A
Smash Champion
I fear that we may have tried sending Twitch up to the big leagues too soon.
Speaking of big leagues, that could set up for a good to momma joke. Maybe something like everyone wants to get to that, or I'd hit that, or "Yo momma, as seen on ESPN" or something like that. Oh well, too easy a set up.
This, however, is golden material. You guys could learn a thing or two from this man.
@Twitch: Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.
@Pandaxen: Speaking of fat moms. Next time you're with your mom, ask her if you can see the sharpie markings. Start at the edge of her stomch, you'll see that my bro and I have been using a sharpie to mark our own individual journies inward in an attempt to anything that resembles her naughty bits. I ran out of 5 bags of flour within the first hour searching for the wet spot. Eventually I get tired and take a nap, gotta love the human water bed.
Now if you want to keep going, you are more than welcome. But just because your name has AXE in it doesn't mean you have the skills, know-how, or straight up endurance to keep up. Keep practicing dude
@tw1n: Your moms a ****.
Now for the reason why this is funny: The other night I headed out to hang out with my gf. My mom was having a guy over for a movie night. No one warned my bro. He walked in on them making out! Thankfully for him it wasn't anything worse. She then, the next morning, met up with another guy for coffee and the original guy brought her lunch.
Ok now Twitch, if this doesn't give you a weeks worth of material then you are not doing your job right and we have to send you back to the little leagues (or maybe the elementary school womens softball league, your pick).
tw1n
Smash Champion
@Twin_A - Why so serious lol. Have a little more laid back fun :D Although funny you should bring up Axe.
Yo TwinA! Yo momma is just like Axe. She can't help but suck that **** anywhere she goes!
Yo Twitchy! Your mom is so fat, her stretch marks spell out Eat at Joe's, antidisestablishmentarianism, floccinaucinihilipilification and BANKS (god I hope he name searches here lol)
Yo TwinA! Yo momma is just like Axe. She can't help but suck that **** anywhere she goes!
Yo Twitchy! Your mom is so fat, her stretch marks spell out Eat at Joe's, antidisestablishmentarianism, floccinaucinihilipilification and BANKS (god I hope he name searches here lol)
Twin_A
Smash Champion
Yeah I just had to put Pandaxen back in his place (He tried with the insults a while ago too. he knows I <3 him )
Comeback to come after exam
)Comeback to come after exam
Banks
Smash Hero
quite disturbing
tw1n
Smash Champion
It is huh? I'm scared to find any other awkward names in there... Thanks for doing what I hoped Banks :D
YEAH!
Smash Journeyman
LOL! thats ****ing hilarious. oh and yeah pandaxen! just cause you left dont think i forgot about how you insulted me *****!
~Twitch~
Smash Master
:dwam:, i've been thoroughly ***** by the twins.
tw1n
Smash Champion
Still love you twitch 
~Twitch~
Smash Master
nah
you only love me THROUGH kevin.
you only love me THROUGH kevin.
tw1n
Smash Champion
Lol we only met NC thru Kevin. We love ya all tho
p.s. Yo twin A! Your mother is so obese, every time she walks, another third world country gets hit with an 8.0 on the richter scale.
p.s. Yo twin A! Your mother is so obese, every time she walks, another third world country gets hit with an 8.0 on the richter scale.
StretchNutz
Smash Journeyman
ur mom is so fat she wears big clothes.
Twin_A
Smash Champion
We <3 you Twitchy
@Tw1n: Your mom's so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada. Your mom's so old, her memories in black and white. She's so fat she irons her clothes in the drive way.
And one I just heard that I have to post: Your mom's so stupid, she studied for a drug test, and failed.
@Tw1n: Your mom's so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada. Your mom's so old, her memories in black and white. She's so fat she irons her clothes in the drive way.
And one I just heard that I have to post: Your mom's so stupid, she studied for a drug test, and failed.
~Twitch~
Smash Master
tw1n
Smash Champion
Lol its all in good sport. I'd say about half of mine I come up with on the spot because I am on my phone while at my girlfriends house (curse you lack of multitasking phone)
Yo Twin A! Yo mama so stupid, when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she asked if it was hers!!!
Yo Twin A! Yo mama so stupid, when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she asked if it was hers!!!
Twin_A
Smash Champion
Surse huh? ...wow.
Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
We <3 ya Twitchy. Go see if others from NC will help. I would gladly attempt an NC + AZ crap talking battle vs me and my bro. In person would be awesome, but facing off against Yay, Forward, AND Taj would be tricky.
Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
We <3 ya Twitchy. Go see if others from NC will help. I would gladly attempt an NC + AZ crap talking battle vs me and my bro. In person would be awesome, but facing off against Yay, Forward, AND Taj would be tricky.
Dark Hart
Rejected by Azua
******s don't know about dat dark hart trash talk
tw1n
Smash Champion
Ya we do. Not impressed
Yo Twin A! Yo momma so stupid, she thinks Shadow Claw 3 existed AND it is the best of the 4!
~Twitch~
Smash Master
yeah ph00t wassup.
oh yeah, and i do homework.
still in school.
oh yeah, and i do homework.
still in school.
tw1n
Smash Champion
No I also take time out to worship AZ pro players, watch countless youtube vids of players who I wish I could be like, imagine what the world would be like without melee and then cry, and then continue to insult Twin_A's mother and talk to NC...
That is a day in my life.
That is a day in my life.
What is this, an NC raid on Twinz?
I can already hear the battle cries.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw
I can already hear the battle cries.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw
Piman34
Smash Lord
NC: your momma's so poor, burglars break into her house and leave money!
jk, this is awkward since I have allegiance to both states involved here...
jk, this is awkward since I have allegiance to both states involved here...
Bounogun
Smash Cadet
I Don't Care, This Looks Like Fun Yo Momma is so Old! That when she farts Dust comes out!
DerpDaBerp
Smash Champion
Yo mamma is so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar bill
Tee ay eye
Smash Hero
ATTENTION: Light, GG7, TAJ, and Axe
Tony and Chris will get a ride with Light to my house. Try to be at my house at around 11:30 AM. We will then hit the road from my place, and since Jeff's house is pretty much on the way, we will pick him up from his house.
We are not positive about who we are housing with, but we do have guaranteed housing. We are most likely staying at Scar's house. If we aren't staying at Scar's, we're either going to stay with WestBallz or Sheridan (Hyuga). We will know this for sure tomorrow. If not for sure, we will have enough contact information that we will know when we have to
p.s. Light, you should have phone johns prepared when I see you tomorrow
Tony and Chris will get a ride with Light to my house. Try to be at my house at around 11:30 AM. We will then hit the road from my place, and since Jeff's house is pretty much on the way, we will pick him up from his house.
We are not positive about who we are housing with, but we do have guaranteed housing. We are most likely staying at Scar's house. If we aren't staying at Scar's, we're either going to stay with WestBallz or Sheridan (Hyuga). We will know this for sure tomorrow. If not for sure, we will have enough contact information that we will know when we have to
p.s. Light, you should have phone johns prepared when I see you tomorrow
tw1n
Smash Champion
Don't cry Ph00t. Its ok. We do have melee... All shall be well
Yo NC! All yo mommas are so fat, they have a show on discovery channel dedicated to exploring them!
Yo NC! All yo mommas are so fat, they have a show on discovery channel dedicated to exploring them!
kid tipper
Smash Cadet
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everybody from Arizona going to don't go down there jeff:
**** EM UP. REPRESENT.
good luck guys
**** EM UP. REPRESENT.
good luck guys