Pandaxen
Smash Cadet
Oh you fancy huh
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OFFICIAL AZ Power Rankings & Social Thread (Updated: 11/27/13)
- Thread starter V3ctorMan
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Tee ay eye
Smash Hero
Twin_A
Smash Champion
Fancy that, I didn't see you in the waiting line leading into her room right before I left to go hang out with my gf.
Oooooh nevermind I remember now. I heard her start laughing like crazy and I saw a tiny asian kid go running out crying screaming "It's not THAT tiny!"
I'm sorry honesty can be such a harsh mistress Tai
Jane
Smash Hero
by "gf" you meant to write "fleshlight" right?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AXE 09
Smash Master
OMG you guys are great! Keep 'em coming! I'm entertained haha
maXXXpower
Smash Champion
fixed
YEAH!
Smash Journeyman
LOL! this made me laugh so hard! twins have the best comebacks ive ever heard! lol and jane you watch waaaaaaay too much porn XDFancy that, I didn't see you in the waiting line leading into her room right before I left to go hang out with my gf.
Oooooh nevermind I remember now. I heard her start laughing like crazy and I saw a tiny asian kid go running out crying screaming "It's not THAT tiny!"
I'm sorry honesty can be such a harsh mistress Tai
Tee ay eye
Smash Hero
You tried so hard,Fancy that, I didn't see you in the waiting line leading into her room right before I left to go hang out with my gf.
Oooooh nevermind I remember now. I heard her start laughing like crazy and I saw a tiny asian kid go running out crying screaming "It's not THAT tiny!"
I'm sorry honesty can be such a harsh mistress Tai
i'm talking about your joke and your performance in bed
Jane
Smash Hero
haha joey. Thats an accusation i cant deny ;P
YEAH!
Smash Journeyman
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oh **** you tight! *****! lol jay-kay tai thats OD
Pandaxen
Smash Cadet
It's alright, i read that twins are usually impotent.
YEAH!
Smash Journeyman
LOL youre a nerd! i had to look that up on dictionary.com
Twin_A
Smash Champion
If you are to learn any one thing from my brother and I make it this:
When you're in bed with a chick, it's not about her! You get what you want and get out. And if she doesn't stop to make you a sandwich then find someone who will.
Note: this may take longer for some (Tai) than others.
My performance in bed doesn't matter (of course the standard comeback: Your mother didn't seem to mind. In fact she's calling me right now. Tell her people text these days.)
YEAH!
Smash Journeyman
lol its kinda funny how that pandaxen guys posts are like just ignored by twinA. haha
Twin_A
Smash Champion
He asks me for magic and other stuff via pm's which I respond to. However in the battle of trash talking, he's like the poodle biting at my ankles. You don't kick it, you laugh at it and worry about the rottweiler.
DualCats
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Dec 24, 2009
- Messages
- 502
What about the cat(s)?
Twin_A
Smash Champion
Pandaxen
Smash Cadet
I used to trash talk like crazy in 8th grade. Woman peak my interests a lot more nowadays.
But you wouldn't know anything about that.
But you wouldn't know anything about that.
AXE 09
Smash Master
I'm lovin' this thread right now
YEAH!
Smash Journeyman
its not like you get anywhere with them.
Pandaxen
Smash Cadet
What would you know? more than half the sentences you put on Smashboards don't make any sense, so I think "brittany" might be just as dumb as you are, if not more, for even getting near the very thought of even hugging you. So shut your illiterate mouth, and go crawl under your rock with that ****** of a gf or whatever she is.
Duff0
Smash Ace
look at all the trolling
DualCats
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Dec 24, 2009
- Messages
- 502
This is why I still keep up with this thread <3
Jane
Smash Hero
lol, Twin_A is definitely in the lead right now.
or in this case, the neapolitan mastiff ;D
the dogs in my avatar >:3
GamerGuitarist7
Smash Champion
sup im jonny
Nice to meet you jonny
this series of posts made me LOL hard.
I'm coming to this party too!
Silly Kyle
Smash Champion
lulzkittenz
YEAH!
Smash Journeyman
dude who the hell are you? lol who cares about your opinion you dont know me so you can eat a ****. im probably 4 times better than you when im sandbagging, ive got better things to do then watch you try to troll me, quit wasting my time. youre just like a person whos just on the boards cause he has penile problems or something. lol you can keep replying to me cause this is really fun. :D and you tight! and youre the one who started all this so hop off *****!
AXE 09
Smash Master
.......Melee?
Twin_A
Smash Champion
Pandaxen, about the girls department, please redirect yourself to my facebook page and take a look at my gf.
Although that's never a good way of convincing people, so instead I'll go on the offense.
I bet you any amount of money that you can put next to a dollar sign that I can get more girls then you. Pick any location, we'll start at the same time, and see who can get more numbers/girls/etc (Axe isn't allowed to join, he'd win).
Your best option is to find a drunk girl who is willing to give a pitty ****, just have that extra cash on hand otherwise she'll still say no.
It's great that women peak your interest Pandaxen, too bad you don't peak theirs. You don't even dent it.
And YEAH!, be nice. He doesn't know any better. Redirect your trash talking towards me, it's more fun that way. Don't forget, I've hit bigger women than you before.
<3 Jane
@Axe: ...melee? Smash? Let's do it! Make a trip out here just because.
Fest at the twins place, no johns
Although that's never a good way of convincing people, so instead I'll go on the offense.
I bet you any amount of money that you can put next to a dollar sign that I can get more girls then you. Pick any location, we'll start at the same time, and see who can get more numbers/girls/etc (Axe isn't allowed to join, he'd win).
Your best option is to find a drunk girl who is willing to give a pitty ****, just have that extra cash on hand otherwise she'll still say no.
It's great that women peak your interest Pandaxen, too bad you don't peak theirs. You don't even dent it.
And YEAH!, be nice. He doesn't know any better. Redirect your trash talking towards me, it's more fun that way. Don't forget, I've hit bigger women than you before.
<3 Jane
@Axe: ...melee? Smash? Let's do it! Make a trip out here just because.
Fest at the twins place, no johns
Silly Kyle
Smash Champion
I bet I could get more numbers from girls than all of you betches!!
Twin_A
Smash Champion
Shhh, the big boys are talking. Run along now Kyle, we'll call you when we're ready to learn how to john after losing.
(<3)
(<3)
Jane
Smash Hero
hahahaha oh man too good
Duff0
Smash Ace
No fair, Kyle has an advantage
Silly Kyle
Smash Champion
lolz johning is fun!! plus i learned from the best - rubyiris
Twin_A
Smash Champion
Yes, I do have an advantage. Well all Kyles do. That's why i had to shoot him down and get an early lead before he took advantage of the Kyle special ability. It's like an early lead in arm wrestling, it can go a long way in wearing them down.
Luckily for me I have quite a few secret weapons (the biggest one being that I'm a twin. He and I can take on any amount of you guys if needed. On the boards or in person).
EDIT: Now you're bringing Ruby into this as your trash talking enemy? Does that mean I'm on his side for this?
...nah
Get em Kyle.
KosukeKGA
Smash Champion
Getting girls is easy.
Duff0
Smash Ace
Ask Kosuke, he knows
KosukeKGA
Smash Champion
All you do is introduce yourself, ask her what she does and likes, bring up random stuff, talk about yourself a little, compliment her, and then ask her phone number. Call her afterward a few days later when you want to setup a time to meet her again.
Not hard.
Not hard.
Twin_A
Smash Champion
Girls like ***holes htough. Hate to say it. Doesn't mean you need to be one though.
To get a girls number is easy, to get a date is trickier but still easy, to get a GF is easy, to get a GF you really like and can see a future with... now that's hard.
There are several "tricks" to getting numbers (as in being sneaky/tricky about it). YOu could even just talk with them and then get their numbers when done. If you're interesting you'll be surprised how many of them try to be sneaky about getting your number.
Although in todays information driven society, calling on the phone isn't always as popular as texting or messaging over facebook. Although classy, not all girls are looking for a guy who's willing to call them. If they list that as one of their interests when you're talking to them in person then go for it, otherwise stick to the basics.
To get a girls number is easy, to get a date is trickier but still easy, to get a GF is easy, to get a GF you really like and can see a future with... now that's hard.
There are several "tricks" to getting numbers (as in being sneaky/tricky about it). YOu could even just talk with them and then get their numbers when done. If you're interesting you'll be surprised how many of them try to be sneaky about getting your number.
Although in todays information driven society, calling on the phone isn't always as popular as texting or messaging over facebook. Although classy, not all girls are looking for a guy who's willing to call them. If they list that as one of their interests when you're talking to them in person then go for it, otherwise stick to the basics.