No johns

[Zantetsu]

Lol we seriously need one of these threads. I'l start

I had someone get mad because i won and here are the things he said...

• Yoshi is broken/cheap
• You do the same thing over and over
• SSB64 takes no skill
• SSB64 takes no mindgames
• (Cant remember the words but he blamed it on hackers)

All from same person. Happened today

What kind of johns have you heard?

 

[Thino]

"throwing Link off the edge is not funny..."

lol

 

[_kSo_]

<Greg_2390> ledge hog
<KSO> ?
<Greg_2390> ahh
<KSO> lol
<Greg_2390> 2 gay
<KSO> part of the game bro
<Greg_2390> QQ
<Greg_2390> i kno its part of the ga,e
<Greg_2390> im ranked 7th in canada at melee
<KSO> ....buuuut?
<KSO> oh
<Greg_2390> and ur gay

 

[blooagga]

lol I beat my friend 3 times in a row and all he could say is kirby and pikachu are the cheapest characters... then he used them and still lost ^_^

 

[Dash_Fox]

My personal Joke johns usually are:
"**** if it wasn't for your D.I. I would have got that combo off"
"That frame LAGGED!"
"I couldn't go up with mario/luigi's down B because my finger slipped!"
"F-U-C-K"

My favorite johns I've heard are:
"*** UR GAY LEDGE CAMPING" (I was ledge guarding?!)
"U PLAY TOO MUCH" (I only play like an hour a day that's not too much LOL)
"R U ISAI?" (I wish)
and finally my favorite was
"LINK IS HELLA CHEAP AND HEAVY VS MY LIGHT PIKACHU" (pfft)

 

[JaimeHR]

Isn't this thread like "Funny kaillera moments"? the one with quotes or logs from kaillera oh well.

Just played some guy who said he owns everyone, and so this is the result:

* JaimeHR·MC joined the game's partyline!
* çå|\/|ü§ joined the game's partyline!
* Da Champ joined the game's partyline!
* Da Champ left the game's partyline.
* IkickyoASSson! joined the game's partyline!
<IkickyoASSson!> kick me!
<JaimeHR·MC> k
<JaimeHR·MC> rdy?
<IkickyoASSson!> pfft ill pwn yo ***
<IkickyoASSson!> ness pwns u
-match starts, after he's about to get 5 stocked, he drops on the last stock-
* Player 3 (IkickyoASSson!) dropped from the current game.
<IkickyoASSson!> oops lost connection
-he says he lost connection but when someone really does, the game pauses for a while and then the server says who got "desynched" (this really means that you lost conneciton tough)-
<çå|\/|ü§> JA JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<JaimeHR·MC> it said you dropped
<çå|\/|ü§> indeed it did
<IkickyoASSson!> no I lost connection
<çå|\/|ü§> you got scared
<IkickyoASSson!> NO
<JaimeHR·MC> when you lost conneciton the server says it
<IkickyoASSson!> I never get scared
<çå|\/|ü§> pinche jaime te la rifas pa callar a la gente wey haha xD
<JaimeHR·MC> xP
<JaimeHR·MC> gg anyway
<JaimeHR·MC> þ0CLOSE
* Player 2 (çå|\/|ü§) dropped from the current game.
<JaimeHR·MC> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (JaimeHR·MC) dropped from the current game.
<IkickyoASSson!> you suck anyway I was desync
<IkickyoASSson!> :|
<JaimeHR·MC> yeah right
<çå|\/|ü§> poser
<IkickyoASSson!> pfft
<IkickyoASSson!> im better than you
<JaimeHR·MC> wana try another server?
<IkickyoASSson!> no
<IkickyoASSson!> I have to go eat now
<JaimeHR·MC> kk
* IkickyoASSson! left the game's partyline.
<çå|\/|ü§> HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
<JaimeHR·MC> xP
<çå|\/|ü§> el vaaato " i lost connection"
<çå|\/|ü§> hahaha

just played some weird guy.

He picked Pikachu and i was C. Falcon, after i did a combo on him he just stopped moving, bleh.

* JaimeHR·MC joined the game's partyline!
<code> wow what r u in? =/
*after taking his first stock*
<code> lol ur the same move cheap ness type
*then he just mess arround and stop playing, i should add that i did noticed before he said...*
<code> so uve noticed im not doing anything now have you XD
<code> lmao
<code> u like how c falcons air moves are as strong as a smash hit?
*after this i thought "ok he thinks falcon is cheap, so let's be pika too"*
<code> lol
<code> since when am i player 1 ? O_o
*he seemed to start playing seriously so i did some utilt combos, then on his third stock he stops playing again...*
<code> ah its raining like autofire...
<code> /detectautofire 5
<Server> All players must drop the game to change settings!
* Player 2 (JaimeHR·MC) dropped from the current game.
<code> þ0CLOSE
<code> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (code) dropped from the current game.
* Zyon joined the game's partyline!

The complete version of what it's on my sig xP. Please someone tell this guy how Fox's Shine works xS...

JaimeHR joined the game's partyline!
<Server> KailleraGameImpl.AutofireDetectionOn
<Server> KailleraGameImpl.AutofireCurrentSensitivity
<Server> KailleraGameImpl.GameHelp
<Server> Input Delay is: 2
<Server> type /setdelay {1 to 15}
* Leo joined the game's partyline!
* Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner : joined the game's partyline!
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> nub
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> only nubs play kirby
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf is qwith the rock
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> use shorthopping dum kirby
* Player 2 (Leo) dropped from the current game.
* Leo left the game's partyline.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> danmit
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u use a troller
<JaimeHR> troller?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> use a keyboard
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> controller!
<JaimeHR> oh
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> duh!
<JaimeHR> so you want me to use keyboard?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> yeah
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> so its fair
<JaimeHR> ok wait
<JaimeHR> þ0CLOSE
* Player 3 (Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner dropped from the current game.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> you have a handicap
<JaimeHR> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (JaimeHR) dropped from the current game.
<JaimeHR> hey let's try another server
<JaimeHR> or it's ok here?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> what serv?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> its ok here
<JaimeHR> fragbox
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> never heard of it
<JaimeHR> 64.151.85.210
<JaimeHR> that's the ip
* D.K is mad joined the game's partyline!
* D.K is mad left the game's partyline.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> ok...
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> 5 stock makes matches too long
<JaimeHR> it wont be long
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> abuser
<JaimeHR> kb is good too
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> cheapass
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u abused the wall
<JaimeHR> what should i do for not being cheap?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> uh dont abuse pplz recovery
<JaimeHR> ok
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> how did u win
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> luigi is da best in da game
<JaimeHR> who told you that?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> uh lol
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> He best comboer
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> hooo cares if Pika top tier
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> pika is too light
<JaimeHR> mmm you dont seem to be comboing enough
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> I killed all your lives
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> Im best keyboard smasher in my clan
<JaimeHR> i had 3 left
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u cant win
<JaimeHR> why?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> If you won then why am I the Mast3h Smash3h
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> I grabbed u
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> then u rolled
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf
<JaimeHR> that grab is too slow
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u can grab pplz while they r rolling
<JaimeHR> fox's roll is just too fast for it
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> im not playing cheater
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u cant do that
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> ive tried it
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> it makes u explode
<JaimeHR> reflector returns back any missil attack
* Player 2 (Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner dropped from the current game.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> then **** you
<JaimeHR> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (JaimeHR) dropped from the current game.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> cuz u cheat
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> reflector is for hitting ppl
<JaimeHR> how did i cheat?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> not reflecting missiles
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> dun work dat way
<JaimeHR> no, it reflects attacks, it's meant to be used that way
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> no
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> It spikes
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> besides you cant reflect
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> you dunno how
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u hafto jump first
<JaimeHR> it's called fox's reflector for some reason
* {-SSN-} blazinlink joined the game's partyline!
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u hafto jump then reflect
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> blazin dun bother with this guy
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> hes cheap
<JaimeHR> who told you that?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> uhhh
<{-SSN-} blazinlink> lol
<{-SSN-} blazinlink> k
* mario90 \\|*§MB*|// .iXi. joined the game's partyline!
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> lol its called AHTP
* Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner : left the game's partyline.
<JaimeHR> whatever

BEEF!

Behold my large post xP...

 

[Thino]

that 3rd Jaime quote is still the best

 

[Nephiros]

"wtf you're cheating I can beat a lv9"

 

[Zantetsu]

@Jamie

Omg neji...im glad i lost contact with him a LONG time ago >_<

 

[DXMachina]

lol, this is some funny ****. i admit, i have pulled the "omg my controller wont respond" once or twice, but i wouldve been owned anyways... i just dont take Smash as seriously as some of these people. i mean, honestly, who goes "F**k you U FUKKIN CHEETUR U CHEETID AND IM DA BEST AND UR ISAI LOL U CHET OMG" over a simple game of smash?? those people need to pull their heads out of their butts and get a life.

 

[B Link]

Person (can't remember...too many noobs to recall) joins partyline

he is HORRIBLE at ssb so I kick him, afterwards...

Person: Wtf why'd u kick me
B Link: cuz you suck
: No I owned you.
: Wow you kick me just cuz I 5 stocked you?
B Link: wtf I five stocked you.
: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
B Link: ...
: Wow lying?? That's just sad dude
B Link: -_-"
: Thought so noob
: B LINK'S A NOOB HE KICKED ME CUZ HE GOT OWNED NOOB
^ spams above message for like half an hour

-_-"

 

[Zantetsu]

Person (can't remember...too many noobs to recall) joins partyline

he is HORRIBLE at ssb so I kick him, afterwards...

Person: Wtf why'd u kick me
B Link: cuz you suck
: No I owned you.
: Wow you kick me just cuz I 5 stocked you?
B Link: wtf I five stocked you.
: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
B Link: ...
: Wow lying?? That's just sad dude
B Link: -_-"
: Thought so noob
: B LINK'S A NOOB HE KICKED ME CUZ HE GOT OWNED NOOB
^ spams above message for like half an hour

-_-"

I seriously need to get my mod powers back on kaillera. Only if i had a straight IP instead of dynamic >=(

 

[Cyrus Falcon]

Wow, these sound funny. Were you playing online? HOW!?

 

[Zantetsu]

Wow, these sound funny. Were you playing online? HOW!?

Yes we are playing online. How? Look at the smash index sticky.

 

[DreDay]

"If this was melee I would have won"

Classic

 

[miller483]

"If this was melee I would have won"

Classic

Lol, I secretly think that sometimes when i lose.

 

[omfgomfg]

"If this was melee I would have won"

That is really stupid as hell and I get it all the time. Trust me.

 

[Volrec]

HolyQuebec beat me 1/4 then lied about it in the chatroom saying he won 3/4

I really didn't care because I know he felt like ****

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

HolyQuebec beat me 1/4 then lied about it in the chatroom saying he won 3/4

I really didn't care because I know he felt like ****

Mathy talks too much **** on kaillera, im at his house all the time.

meh, p2p is the way to go, this thread is just a testament to it.

"wtf you're cheating I can beat a lv9"

You don't cheat persay Neph, but you do exploit your emulator to do things that would otherwise be impossible on console 64. Same to you Dre.

No point scrubbing about it though, DI isnt everything. And beating up on comps is boring.

 

[Thino]

what exploit? DI?

 

[Nephiros]

BAWWWWWWW neph and dre beat me because they keyboard hax BAWWWWWWW

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

what exploit? DI?

The fact that with ultra high deadzone + gamecube controller you can get DI that is impossible to do with an n64 controller, on console, ie : Real smash bros 64

Thats dreday

With neph I can at least respect the fact that he uses a keyboard so the offensive game requires finesse, I certainly couldnt win with my keyboard.

Fact of the matter remains, the DI you can do with a keyboard is impossible on console with an n64 controller. Therefore it is an enhancement possible only through emulation on a computer.

The point of this all being that online smash 64 is fake, and shouldn't be treated seriously. The egos and stuff like that I see online make me want to puke.

If you want to know if you're better than someone at smash 64, play them on console. There's no other way to know for sure, because online smash isn't the actual game.

BAWWWWWWW neph and dre beat me because they keyboard hax BAWWWWWWW

Ill bring my 64 to Smash for fun 2, which I know you're going to aswell.

Oh wait.. BAWWW neph cant play on console.

Congratulations at being decent at the fake version of this game. Your fanboys exceed your skill by a large margin.

 

[Nephiros]

I still have fanboys O: ? and an ego O: ?

sry, smash is serious business

 

[Thino]

aw seriously its not like DI can KO ppl , who's taking smash online seriously now? its just for the lulz , what if someone win because of DI? what if suddenly a lag spike prevent you from doing ur UpB in time? what if you beat the crap out of someone while you're desync? all this seriousness should make you laugh instead of puke =D just dont go BAWWWing about it on forums cuz you secretly know that you would own them on console.

I played Dreday and didnt notice abnormal DI , dunno about Neph

 

[DreDay]

waaaaaaaa "you guys are using emulators to enhance your playing"
waaaaaaaa "DI means you win"
waaaaaaaa "this isnt smash "
waaaaaaaa "I said I changed from the old Dylan Tnga"

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

okay I have to agree with dylan on this one, like I don't mind if someone can DI out of my combos but when they go across hyrule from one DI attempt it really gets annoying fast(ie. dre lol)

and whats up with this 4chan ****?

 

[SheerMadness]

What I hate the most is when people whine about non existant lag because their egos can't accept the results of the match.

 

[DreDay]

okay I have to agree with dylan on this one, like I don't mind if someone can DI out of my combos but when they go across hyrule from one DI attempt it really gets annoying fast(ie. dre lol)

and whats up with this 4chan ****?

I tend to do that when im losing lol. Never works ;_;

Everyone who I do it too can follow to right.

 

[Volrec]

What I hate the most is when people whine about non existant lag because their egos can't accept the results of the match.

/second
knknkn

 

[omfgomfg]

The fact that with ultra high deadzone + gamecube controller you can get DI that is impossible to do with an n64 controller, on console, ie : Real smash bros 64

Thats dreday

With neph I can at least respect the fact that he uses a keyboard so the offensive game requires finesse, I certainly couldnt win with my keyboard.

Fact of the matter remains, the DI you can do with a keyboard is impossible on console with an n64 controller. Therefore it is an enhancement possible only through emulation on a computer.

The point of this all being that online smash 64 is fake, and shouldn't be treated seriously. The egos and stuff like that I see online make me want to puke.

If you want to know if you're better than someone at smash 64, play them on console. There's no other way to know for sure, because online smash isn't the actual game.



Ill bring my 64 to Smash for fun 2, which I know you're going to aswell.

Oh wait.. BAWWW neph cant play on console.

f*** you, you d***f***.

Congratulations at being decent at the fake version of this game. Your fanboys exceed your skill by a large margin.

Oh, yeah I guess I have to agree that online smash is just for fun. The console is where the seriousness is due to the big amount of differences from playing offline.

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

What I hate the most is when people whine about non existant lag because their egos can't accept the results of the match.

wow do you ever stfu seriously? you know **** well it was lagging(lag spikes every 1.5 seconds)

and atleast I have 2 legs kthx

 

[Metà]

I'm kind of glad I've found a lot of good players (actually good, at a competitive level) to practice against IRL, so I don't need to use online.

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

waaaaaaaa "you guys are using emulators to enhance your playing"
waaaaaaaa "DI means you win"
waaaaaaaa "this isnt smash "
waaaaaaaa "I said I changed from the old Dylan Tnga"

You and Neph both really disgust me. I'd rather have 4chan following my every move online *seems like, since you record everything I say or do, that this is SERIOUS BUSINESS to you guys aswell* than be someone lame enough to buy into one of the saddest trends of 2007.

Boom agrees with me, you can call up any encyclopedia dramatica you want, and I'm not even dissing you. I'm pointing out that the DI you use online will definatly not exist for you when you pick up an n64 controller and plug it into the game for a real match.

The fact that you have fanboys isn't your fault, combo videos attract them. So I won't blame either of you for that

but people who don't understand the n64 scene that well rank dre and neph up with boom and johnny. Its all wrong.

Also, I didn't say DI was why you won, I just said that the DI you use is something external that through computer settings and usb chords you modified yourself. Good and well, but its definatly not the real thing now is it.

Im ordering an adaptor soon since my other controller fried, Ill be back online to play anyone who challenges me, for fun since I know that relative to the maybe 4-5 people in the world who can actually play this game, I suck horribly.

edit : sorry for the swear words, Im trying not to be vulgar anymore. I removed them.

 

[Nephiros]

tl;dr :

SERIOUS BUSINESS
I suck horribly.
4-5 people in the world who can actually play this game
swear words

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

tl;dr :

SERIOUS BUSINESS
I suck horribly.
4-5 people in the world who can actually play this game
swear words

What the heck is wrong with you anyway?

 

[SheerMadness]

wow do you ever stfu seriously? you know **** well it was lagging(lag spikes every 1.5 seconds)

and atleast I have 2 legs kthx

Poll: Does anyone beyond Superboom think I lag? You're the only person that has ever complained that I lag. Pritty cute coincidence eh?

You're simply an egotistical 15 year old (maybe you're older now I dunno) prick. Your ego can't handle the fact that EVERY game we play goes down to the last stock now. It's even worse that you're the one who asks me to play and then all you do is whine about non existant lag. WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME TO PLAY IN THE 1ST PLACE IF I LAG?

You need to grow up and get the **** over yourself.

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

I thought you'd stop lagging, but thats seems to be not true

 

[Zantetsu]

Seriously guys take the spamming somewhere else. I don't want my threads being closed for something i didn't do =\

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

GOD ROCKS

lol

 

[DreDay]

GOD ROCKS

lol

Oh man , I love kaillera sometimes.
GOD ROCKS