No johns

[Dylan_Tnga]

Poll: Does anyone beyond Superboom think I lag? You're the only person that has ever complained that I lag. Pritty cute coincidence eh?

You're simply an egotistical 15 year old (maybe you're older now I dunno) prick. Your ego can't handle the fact that EVERY game we play goes down to the last stock now. It's even worse that you're the one who asks me to play and then all you do is whine about non existant lag. WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME TO PLAY IN THE 1ST PLACE IF I LAG?

You need to grow up and get the **** over yourself.

Lol you're nothing. Stop being a scrub you know boom owns you, if you won online, it was most likely due to lag.

Console or gtfo with your ego, I can bring Dan down to 1 stock too, doesnt mean much, he sandbags a lot too.

Id money match your arrogant *** anyday.

 

[SheerMadness]

Lol at Dylan_Tnga talking **** to me. I've seen your old blog smash rant, it was quite humorous.

Pritty sure I played you couple times when I was noobwreckingtime. You kept saying you couldn't touch me beacause my mind games were superior or something. Come down to FL and I'll gladly MM you.

If Boom owned me he wouldn't whine everytime we played, would he?

BHLMRO, this is a thread about johns right? I don't see how I'm off topic.

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

"Stop being a scrub you know boom owns you, if you won online, it was most likely due to lag."

Sheerlagness

 

[ant-d]

What I hate the most is when people whine about non existant lag because their egos can't accept the results of the match.

I remember a long time ago when we played and it lagged. Then you told someone that I complain about non-existent lag. But I don't mind if you did or didn't say that.

 

[Fuzzyness]

lolol no johns son

 

[Thino]

Oh man , I love kaillera sometimes.
GOD ROCKS

GOD ROCKS

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Lol at Dylan_Tnga talking **** to me. I've seen your old blog smash rant, it was quite humorous.

Pritty sure I played you couple times when I was noobwreckingtime. You kept saying you couldn't touch me beacause my mind games were superior or something. Come down to FL and I'll gladly MM you.

Done. I was about even with you win/loss when you were noobwreckingtime, and you DO lag. Im not going down to florida but Ill p2p you when that stupid adaptor comes in the mail.

If Boom owned me he wouldn't whine everytime we played, would he?

Boom is vastly superior to you. Vastly. Have you ever played him on console? Then stfu, he's arguably the 2nd best in the world, where as you're still getting owned by metroid, Ecartman, and Darthfox who are all great players, but boom is the canadian isai. Without the... schoolbag.. and shifty lookin eyes.

 

[SheerMadness]

Wow you're absolutely ******** with selective memory. You've never even came close to beating me. You play an awful double upsmash to upair Falcon. Your exact words were that you couldn't touch me because I had better mindgames than all the other Fox players you've played against.

Then stfu, he's arguably the 2nd best in the world, where as you're still getting owned by metroid, Ecartman, and Darthfox who are all great players, but boom is the canadian isai.

LOL. None of those players own me. And Boom is definately nowhere near 2nd best in the world hahaha. Making things up on smashboards doesn't make you look any cooler.

What is it with anyone whos buddy buddy with Boom being *******es?

ant-d:

What? We played like once and you said there was way too much delay. There was no lag and you said nothing about lag, you said delay. And I never even told anyone I played you. So I honestly don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Volrec]

I can't imagine talking trash on the internet

then they come to your house

"what did you say on the boards mother****er"

 

[Thino]

guys srsly play the game instead of coming here saying "this one can't own me" or "im better than that one"

 

[malva00]

SheerMadness > canada

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

guys srsly play the game instead of coming here saying "this one can't own me" or "im better than that one"

Im gonna take your advice. This thread is garbage.

Boom is better than sheermaddness though. Way better.

Like.. by a large, large margin.

The rest of canada sucks.

You play an awful double upsmash to upair Falcon. .

Lol, sounds like you just like making things up. Also sounds like you're pulling the typical ''zomg you use falcons moves that knock the guy upwards'' johns out on me.

Generally my falcon on a bad day is all about lame forward throws to short hop fairs grab do whatever, repeat. Nowadays Im all about the back/front air, fthrow, shorthop uair, shorthop fair, uair, finisher.

I really never go for the double usmash to uair unless I get a lucky usmash on fox when he's at 0-5 percent, and a 2nd usmash is what you're SUPPOSED to do to continue the combo anyway. ye fail

But I cant SHUAIR with my controller properly, so alas Im getting an n64 adaptor soon. I rock on console.

None of those players own me

Really, you're better than Cartman now are you? My moneys still on Cart, not on your arrogant ***.

This is why online smash shouldn't exist. This is exactly why.

Malva up here says it all the time, and I agree with him, online smash is fake. This who's better than who nonsense is ******** and the only reason I stick by superboom as my vote of confidence is because I've played him in person and hes 5 times better on console than he is online.

Online -sucks- get over yourselves. You all suck, except for a rare few of you, and I dont need to tell you who you are.

Seriously though. Suck, big time.

 

[Weed]

.......god Rocks

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

I have no idea what this god rocks trend is, am I better off not knowing?

 

[malva00]

ur dum tnga u say superboom might be 2nd best when he's played who? some canadians? lol

 

[Frogles]

not just any canadian. hes played the super canadian DYLAN TNGA. he pretty much lives on smashboards (almost 3000 posts in like 8 months) so he knows all the ssb tricks.

 

[SonicZeroX]

ur dum tnga u say superboom might be 2nd best when he's played who? some canadians? lol

;(

Spoiler

canadaaaa

Edit: GOD ROCKS

 

[AlexBarry]

I vote Davy Jones as 2nd best.

 

[Volrec]

too bad Davy Jones owns you all

 

[Nephiros]

Why are we even arguing about who owns who at a old 64 game with an almost inexistant tournament scene anyways jeez

 

[Nephiros]

EDIT: oops sry

 

[SheerMadness]

Sorry.

Boom is only 1 of 2 people on kaillera who can get me angry.

I apologize for venting in this thread.

 

[Weed]

Seeing as this thread is going nowhere I'll post a relevant John I encountered today:

friend: you unplugged my controller!
me: no i didnt, stop johning.

 

[omfgomfg]

god sucks he doesn't exist

 

[Vex Kasrani]

OFF TOPIC:

god sucks he doesn't exist

I remember i had to silence somebody for spamming that on EGX the other day.
GOD ROCKS

ON TOPIC:

Person: do you use controller?
me: ya
Person: figures, nobody on keyboard can do that
me: ya ok I use to be on keys and I could do that
Person: Liar
Me: >_>
Person Leaves

 

[Volrec]

what the **** does >_> mean

 

[m3gav01t]

international symbol for "i'm going to **** you in real life and i'm completely serious. don't bother trying to inform the local authorities, i already cut your phone line and i'm in your closet." god, no wonder the kid left. you probably scared the crap out of him.

also, on a side note, i imagine if any girls play online they never use johns. you kaillerans should start playing like women.

 

[malva00]

Why are we even arguing about who owns who at a old 64 game with an almost inexistant tournament scene anyways jeez

ur dum nephiros being old or not having a tournament scene has nothing to do with 2 people seeing who owns who on a n64.

the only laughable comment was tnga's 2nd best in the world thing

 

[Thino]

i imagine if any girls play online they never use johns.

lol wut?

 

[Nephiros]

also, on a side note, i imagine if any girls play online they never use johns. you kaillerans should start playing like women.

I don't see how this makes sense.

 

[Tech_EDGE]

People don't really give me much Johns. Probably because grabbing and throwing off the edge isn't a big part of my game. Although, it should be, lol.

 

[m3gav01t]

i dunno, girls just seem to, in general, exhibit more humility than guys. i was just trying to get a laugh, not raise anyones ire.

 

[Vex Kasrani]

G O D _ R O C K S...

 

[Thino]

God Rocks

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

the only laughable comment was tnga's 2nd best in the world thing

My completly bias opinion (and maybe wrong) still stands for this continent.

As far as the japanese go, I claim total ignorance. I think you know better than anyone, who else has checked out the n64 scene in japan, its all melee aniki masashi jack wtv.

not just any canadian. hes played the super canadian DYLAN TNGA. he pretty much lives on smashboards (almost 3000 posts in like 8 months) so he knows all the ssb tricks.

Bull. Just wait for at melee's end. I hope to be there. I don't fit into the equation at all, I dont even have a controller for my PC anymore and no one to play n64 with in my area.

Why are we even arguing about who owns who at a old 64 game with an almost inexistant tournament scene anyways jeez

I have no idea, just stop spouting 4chan at me, both you and dre. And Im not going to talk smack anymore, I dont much care and its not worth your time.

 

[Habibi]

Um apparently this guy thinks you have to hack to double jump cancel with ness...cuz he flamed me for hacking after i broke his shield like 4x:

<souljaboi> which 2 buttons did you program
<Habibi> um
<Habibi> theres no bind hack
<souljaboi> DONT LIE
<Habibi> i use a controller
<Habibi> u goofball
<souljaboi> WHICH 2 BUTTONS DID U BIND
<Habibi> what are you talking about?
<souljaboi> yea yea
<Habibi> do you use a controller?
* Parts: souljaboi

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

I just saw your video...

I would understand why someone would get frustrated (a noob persay, ignorant of the DJC) with your technique for slamming on shields and waiting for techs like a pro. Good stuff

And this isnt off topic, somehow.

 

[omfgomfg]

god sucks i freaking swear

 

[malva00]

My completly bias opinion (and maybe wrong) still stands for this continent.

He'll have to beat Johnny(after he practices) and platinumkirby on the n64 first so until then you don't know.

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

He'll have to beat Johnny(after he practices) and platinumkirby on the n64 first so until then you don't know.

True, even he said that.

I'll stop being stupid.

But I think he's not to be taken lightly should he ever face em competitivly.