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[Diddy Kong]

@john... ~~i... haaavvvveee tooooo....~~

ganondorf comes from the gerudos as per the 100 years of female, 1 male arrives to rule as king. he was birthed by the twinrova.

he keeps coming because he is immortal. he is immortal because he willed it through the triforce of power alone.

The Gerudo male doesn't has to be Ganondorf per se. He was just born that one instance. Any other Gerudo male coming afterwards surely wasn't Ganondorf. Could also explain why they aren't in nearly as much Zelda games as the rest of the races.

That and he's a demon pretty much.

lol you know what would be funny? If Ganondorf ended up being a Samurai Goroh clone.

 

[augustoflores]

@Golden... umm... i actually don't know... all i know is that a male is born every 100 years... and that he will be king...

i never thought about another male being born during ganondorf's existence... that would be really cool if you ask me.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Rivality much? Feel sorry for that other Gerudo male already man.

 

[Weavel]

So wait, if Ganondorf was the last male Gerudo that we know about, and he keeps coming back, does that mean that another male Gerudo cannot exist, or do they still happen despite Ganondorf's existance?

The "Legend" just says only 1 male will be born every 100 years or how ever it goes. But it doesn't say 1 at a time.

 

[Big-Cat]

So wait, if Ganondorf was the last male Gerudo that we know about, and he keeps coming back, does that mean that another male Gerudo cannot exist, or do they still happen despite Ganondorf's existance?

A Gerudo male is born every 100 years, and the female Gerudo probably live on through snu-snu. Nothing says that there can't be two or more males at the same time.

 

[Deleted member]

But what about the whole royalty issue. Who is king? Still Ganondorf or the new male Gerudo?
Or do they have to fight to the death for the title?

 

[Diddy Kong]

The Gerudo females go hunting for mates at the Castle Town some NPC said in OOT. Yeah, I remembered that. Don't ask me how. I just did.

 

[augustoflores]

you really opened my mind, GY... that's rare, man

y'know what? maybe ganon kills any newborn male to keep his throne

 

[Weavel]

A Gerudo male is born every 100 years, and the female Gerudo probably live on through snu-snu. Nothing says that there can't be two or more males at the same time.

Lol Snu snu, But the stones you can talk to in OOT, Say they travel out of the valley only to look for boyfriends.

Gerudos don't take anybody tho, They have to be considered "Worthey" and link was considered worthey by kicking there ***, So I assume they go after warriors.

@Entei: A female rules through smarts basically. Probly strong as well.

 

[Diddy Kong]

But what about the whole royalty issue. Who is king? Still Ganondorf or the new male Gerudo?
Or do they have to fight to the death for the title?

As I said before, feel sorry for that dude having to face Gdorf already.

 

[GiantBreadbug]

Sooooo... I just registered myself for E3. I'm pending approval, and that will absolutely never happen (I am a writer, just for a crazy small newspaper in WV). Basically did it for sillies, and also to procrastinate doing this E3 preview article I have to write for my newspaper. Ironic, that.

But, if for some unbeknownst reason I do get approved for an E3 Media Badge...

I will flip sh*t.

 

[Weavel]

Sooooo... I just registered myself for E3. I'm pending approval, and that will absolutely never happen (I am a writer, just for a crazy small newspaper in WV). Basically did it for sillies, and also to procrastinate doing this E3 preview article I have to write for my newspaper. Ironic, that.

But, if for some unbeknownst reason I do get approved for an E3 Media Badge...

I will flip sh*t.

Is it hard being a writer?

 

[Diddy Kong]

I prefer watching the internet a day or so after. Only time I was really interested in E3 was when I heard of DKCR. Then again, hope this year will be good still.

Also, I thought of something, then I forgot.

 

[Johnknight1]

Giant if you flip s***, be sure to play your Gamecube upside down! Heck, do that with every console just to be in style! Upside down in the new right side up!

Also, I think if there is a Gerudo male born every hundred years, they probably live a long time, and mate with at least one Gerudo female. :ganonmelee: That or the females get (possibly via kidnapping) a male to make their heir... or something. Wow, I am digging way too deep into the Legend of Zelda franchise!

 

[augustoflores]

hmmm...

TWILIGHT PRINCESS:
Members of the Gerudo, outside of Ganondorf, are never seen or mentioned; however, the name of their tribe lives on in the name of the desert in which they lived, the Gerudo Desert. The Ancient Sages state that Ganondorf led them in an invasion of Hyrule in an attempt to establish dominion over the Sacred Realm. The Arbiter's Grounds are widely theorized to be the Spirit Temple, re-purposed after the Gerudo were gone.

so... they died off in a battle against hyrule? but wait... weren't there gerudos in four swords adventures? isn't that game officially ahead of twilight princess?

 

[Weavel]

hmmm...


so... they died off in a battle against hyrule? but wait... weren't there gerudos in four swords adventures? isn't that game officially ahead of twilight princess?

There is also a Gerudo in phantom hourglass which is after everything. So no they were not wiped out. And I believe there was a colony of them in four swords.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Why is Gdorf so selective though? He's an ancient demon monster but always GOTTA have a human body as a Gerudo? That's gonna work against you some day mah man.

 

[Weavel]

Why is Gdorf so selective though? He's an ancient demon monster but always GOTTA have a human body as a G

The guy has never actually died. He gets sealed up.

Except in wind waker where he met his end.

 

[Johnknight1]

so... the Gerudos died off in a battle against hyrule? but wait... weren't there gerudos in four swords adventures? isn't that game officially ahead of twilight princess?

That's in a different timeline. Remember, there are 3 different timelines, and there is at least one plot hole! Plus Link never "fails" in Ocarina of Time!

Also, Four Swords Adventures is crap. Get over it. The rest of us have. Seriously, that was a terribly spent $50 by whoever bought it for me...

 

[Diddy Kong]

Where you got that information from though augusto?

 

[augustoflores]

actually... if someone removes the master sword from his head, he can come back to life.

@john... i didn't play FSA... i get my info from the interwebz like a normal hylian. (reploid)

@diddy... some of it is speculation out of fun but the majority is from zeldapedia

 

[Johnknight1]

@ august
Sadly, I played and beat it. It's okay... for a bargain bin game. Too long, too repetitive, and you get too many extra lives. The last level is pretty fun though. The rest is "meah."

 

[Weavel]

actually... if someone removes the master sword from his head, he can come back to life.

@john... i didn't play FSA... i get my info from the interwebz like a normal hylian.

Its just a theory but its probly right. The Triforce of power wont let him die, And now he is in eternal damnation.

 

[augustoflores]

gawd!! i love this conversation!! i feel like we are overanalyzing things and it is really fun!! feel sorry for those missing out.

 

[Diddy Kong]

I'd be pretty upset to if I had Fi stuck into me for centuries though. Hopefully Gdorf can come out of THAT damnation at least...

 

[GiantBreadbug]

I prefer watching the internet a day or so after. Only time I was really interested in E3 was when I heard of DKCR. Then again, hope this year will be good still.

I just want to be there for big announcements. I get the goofiest smile on my face when I watch from home and see all those people going crazy over new announcements. And if there's a Sm4sh cinematic trailer a la Brawl's E3 2006 trailer? I shall explode. Everywhere.

Is it hard being a writer?

Not necessarily. I love it, it's my calling, blah blah blah, soul-searchy stuff. It's only fun and awesome and greatness when I write about things I love. Luckily, I'm a Gaming Correspondent (I also write some satirical stuff similar to The Onion), so I absolutely pour myself into everything I produce.

Giant if you flip s***, be sure to play your Gamecube upside down! Heck, do that with every console just to be in style! Upside down in the new right side up!

If the controls for Kid Icarus: Uprising are as awful as most sites say they are, that would make playing the game even more uncomfortable .

Just to clarify, not siding with reviewers who hate the control scheme. Hence the .

 

[Johnknight1]

If you can't laugh at yourself for over analyzing this thread/your points/stuff from various Nintendo games, you need to leave this thread and smash bros speculation. Otherwise, it will DESTROY YOU LIKE A BIG RIG RUNNING OVER A BUNNY!!!

By the way I spat out the best lines a Melee tournament this weekend in the Grand Finals. "Smash 64 called, it wants its' combos back!" was one memorable one!

Seriously, getting spiked and spike cancelling into a wall jump into a spike making your opponent get spiked and spike cancel into a wall jump into a back air FOR THE WIN!

 

[augustoflores]

so i had this thought of how to continue the zelda franchise in the adult timeline... what if link needs the master sword to banish another evil!

but ganondorf is under rubble so the link in that time doesn't know he is releasing a greater threat!
or... ganondorf is in a museum excavated by excavators...

 

[Weavel]

I'd be pretty upset to if I had Fi stuck into me for centuries though. Hopefully Gdorf can come out of THAT damnation at least...

That was supposed to be the end of Ganondorf, I don't see how he could possible come back now. Unless so far in the future they got advance Subs ect. He is literately at the bottom of the ocean. Even with real tech today, We still can't go that far down.

Need a new villain for future timeline now.

 

[yani]

:')

Spoiler

 

[augustoflores]

maybe not the hylians, but dark minions that were born to excavate in deep pressurized water.

:jawdrop: that is adorable... kirby actually ate conker? wow. that puffball will eat anything, even a dirty squirrel.

 

[Weavel]

maybe not the hylians, but dark minions that were born to excavate in deep pressurized water.

Anything is possible I guess, It is a fantasy world and all that. But I seriously don't see him coming back lol. I mean this guy still has untold tales to be made games yet, Wind waker is supposed to be the offical end of him.

 

[Johnknight1]

:')

Spoiler

How did I see you posting that coming=???

Spoiler

Part of me really wish that would happen.

Also, here's another classic Johnknight1 Melee trash talking line. "Wow, this match is almost as entertaining as the Kardashians!"

Printer Ink: $15.
Broadband Internet: $15 a month.
Gas: $10.
Joke trash talking at smash bros. with an entire crowd watching an epic match full of crazy technical crap that makes people pause their games, applaud, and scream: Priceless.

We need another Melee-level epic smash bros game. Just one more and I'll be satisfied for life.

 

[augustoflores]

just like Commander Sheppard, and yet here we are... wanting it not to end the way it did.

@john... i would just keep playing melee... where in the hell is livermore? we need to D-D-D-D...DDDD... Smash..

 

[Weavel]

just like Commander Sheppard, and yet here we are... wanting it not to end the way it did.

You seriously had to bring up mass effect 3 bro? This ain't even a theory. That game is gonna get a DLC ending that changes the way it goes down.

Have you seen the mass effect bioware formus? Every article is pure HATRED!! SO MUCH HATRED THAT REVENGE DEATH BALL WILL DESTROY TIME FABRIC ITSELF!!!

 

[Diddy Kong]

GANONDORF NEEDS TO COME BACK MAN, WTF IS THIS ****?

Boo for a Ganon-less future for Zelda!

 

[augustoflores]

shhhh.... don't talk about Mass Eff....ct...

it's rule 1...

 

[Johnknight1]

@john... i would just keep playing melee... where in the hell is livermore? we need to D-D-D-D...DDDD... Smash..

Yeah I am gonna keep playing Melee, but I want two Melee-level awesomeness loves, not just one! I am, how you say, GREEDY!!!

Livermore is in between Oakland and San Jose California. Don't worry, I know where Riverside is. I was born a few miles from there.

Also, Ganondorf just needs a sword and his Melee awesomes back. Give the rest of his awesomes to a new F-Zero character. I would prefer Samurai Goroh.

 

[Weavel]

GANONDORF NEEDS TO COME BACK MAN, WTF IS THIS ****?

Boo for a Ganon-less future for Zelda!

Ganon being dead in the future won't mean he won't appear in future titles. I mean wind waker was made before twilight princess and that was before he was killed He is still gonna appear in games from untold tales.

I could tell you several instances of stuff ganon has done that hasn't been made into a game yet. He still has a long line Spider monkey.

 

[augustoflores]

what is this spider monkey?
is it anything like this guy?

or this guy?