JavaCroc
Smash Ace
Thank you.
Did you call me "Undermined Java"?Anyways, here's a really quick script for the beginning of a Wario storyline for Adventure mode.
*Updated version of this Wario Land 2 intro cutscene plays.*
*When clouds depart and Kitchen Island is in sight, giant Wario nose descends from above screen, and a large hand with pointed index finger emerges from below. The exclamation "Pick!" pops up on the screen and disappears quickly. Generic WarioWare microgame music plays.*
*Finger digs into nose. The exclamation "Success!" fades in the front of the screen with fireworks behind.*
*We now see a television in front of us, on which the microgame is playing. Camera zooms out, showing a generic microgame developer seated near the television, and then the backside of Wario, seated behind an office desk. The setting is an office.*
*Camera shows close-up of microgame developer as he widens his smile.*
*Camera shows Wario behind his desk staring uninterested in the microgame developer's eyes.*
*Camera shows the two on each side of the screen from one side of the office. The office is mostly surrounded by glass panes, and sound from outside in Diamond City can be heard.*
*Close-up of Wario again. Wario reaches for and presses a red button on his desk.*
*A trapdoor opens below where the microgame developer is seated, and the developer and chair fall through. Wario laughs at the incident.*
*Wario behind his desk. Wario gets out of his desk, stretches, scratches his butt, and approaches a solid wall opposite the desk. On it is a calender. The calender shows the month of July and depicts Wario's castle on it's top half. On the bottom half, two weeks are marked out with pen. Wario looks at the calender with mild enthusiasm and marks out the last day before his typical summer vacation. He then moves out of his office. Behind a glass pane, a mysterious, blob-ish figure can be seen on a scaffold. The scaffold descends out of sight.*
*Wario is seen moving through various offices and hallways in the WarioWare building down to the bottom. Many of the well-known microgame developers - Ashley, 9 and 18-Volt, Dribble and Spitz, Jimmy T., etc. - can be seen in the rooms and halls.*
*Wario reaches the bottom floor, opens one door marked "Private" with a key, and enters his personal garage. He turns on the lights, revealing his bike in front of him. This Brawl remix begins playing.*
*The garage door opens up and Wario speeds out on his bike and drives onto the streets of Diamond City, blatantly missing the traffic lights and driving erratically. While driving, he pulls out garlic from his back pocket and chows on it while car crashes pile behind where his bike drives.*
*Wario drives beyond the screen's view, and the music fades out. On the sidewalk, a shadowy group of four blob-ish figures with the outlines of bandanas on their heads can be seen. The camera zooms in on them. A car crashes into the fourth and farthest of these strangers and into the adjacent building, and the car explodes. The three strangers in front open their eyes wide.*
*This musi begins playing. The
*Two of the strangers enter the building. The third one catches up quickly, running into the second one and falling backwards. The other two look back and roll their eyes. The third one joins in with them. The three are heard whispering to each other. The group then splits up and explores the building.*
*One stranger is seen moving towards a giant vault with an engraved Wario face - the WarioWare savings vault. The figure blowtorches it open, revealing a vast sea of rollings hills of money and bags of money in front of him.*
*The second stranger is seen entering the basement of the building, where a giant faucet can be seen. The stranger begins running into the faucet until it gives way and releases giant gushes of water into the basement. The stranger sneaks outside as the room floods.*
*The third stranger is seen sneaking through one hallway. Jimmy T. walks by, greets the stranger with a wave of the hand, and the stranger greets him back. Jimmy T. then stops, realizes who he saw, and turns back, pointing at the stranger. The stranger, eyes wide open at his blunder, runs away.*
*All three strangers are seen running outside the building with two more strangers poised outside, gluing the doors shut. All of the strangers run away as the WarioWare employees - all the familiar ones plus generic ones - run towards them. The employees smash into the glued-shut doors and try to pound through when the basement door gives way to the gushing water from the faucet. The building floods up with water, the WarioWare employees seen swimming through it.*
*Jimmy T., floating in the depths of the water, notices an emblem on the floor of the building. He picks it up and examines it - the emblem of the Brown Sugar pirates.*
To be continued...
