New Mexico's dead sexy power rankings(1/4/2008)

[Kashakunaki]

Haha, clever Twin A, clever.

 

[johnnylaw505]

womp womp waaa

 

[DuskMarthWater]

That's the way to think about it Davis. I didn't say that your GF has to like it, but it's a nice extra, ya know? More support always feels better.

 

[Kashakunaki]

Yeah. I actually talked to my girlfriend about that today. She laughed, haha.

 

[tw1n]

Ha ha thats funny. And kyle thanks for that little poem. I shall take it to memory. But seriously. I wonder if I can rig the brackets to have me face JohnyLaw first match... hint hint cough cough

 

[DuskMarthWater]

Hmmm...don't upset the bouncers, Steven. *Wink*

 

[Twin_A]

Haha kinda of funny hearing us referred to as the bouncers lol.

 

[tw1n]

Lol thats funny. Ya don't piss us off... while in smash we may lose, in real life we have the ability to break necks (have proof. Ask Kyle)... But I could never see myself beating up any of you. You all are too nice.

 

[Kashakunaki]

That's what guns are for =)

 

[tw1n]

Ha! Like a gun could ever kill my brother and I. If we are rushing at you guns will only slow us down (stupid hit lag XD). Plus guns are the weak way of fighting. I would much prefer swords, katanas, bo staffs, or something along those lines. Hell even a good knife fight over guns. Guns are too cheap. Its like Jigglypuffs rest thats easy as hell to hit

 

[Twin_A]

don't forget, those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't XP

 

[DuskMarthWater]

hahaha!!!! That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard Kyle. Sad, but true. Look at the Last Samurai.

I like the way David thinks though. If people still fought by old school weapons like bows, spears, shields, swords, etc, then war would be completely different. Luck would have very little part in a battle, and the true best man would win everytime. These things involve far more skill to master than a gun. Besides, that makes it more fun to learn.

 

[Twin_A]

but it also resulted in much more slow and painful deaths. although i completely agree i just thought i'd throwe that out

 

[Sinz]

I eat nukes for breakfast, but I always miss lunch for some reason.

 

[Twin_A]

Cuz nukes cause gas duh

Beano before quiet after. Just in time for dinner: the A bomb with a side of acid

 

[Kashakunaki]

I agree, guns are pathetic, but my point remains.

If I'm in a fight for my life or for love, I'm gonna take a gun, and you can have a bo staff. Good game.

 

[Twin_A]

ah hah, but with my mad martial arts skills and the natural abilities I got from playing the Metal Gear solid games (god bless you grey fox) I can parry your bullets :D

 

[tw1n]

Or I can get the gun from your hand (yes I know how) then what will you do? At that point I will go Bruce Lee/ Kurt Angle all over you and throw you off the roof of ninja monkey. But its ok. Mad Tech skill will save your life :D

 

[Twin_A]

At least for a little while. Good thing IC's/Twins have great edge guarding skills huh :D

 

[tw1n]

ha ha true. Thats why the IC twins have other methods for KO'ing someone. Hmm... I wonder what would happen if the IC's(us) hit Captain Falcon (sinz), Marth (Erich), and Doc (Kash) in the head with sledge hammers... Falcon could drive away quickly... Marth has that sword... and Doc has major amounts of pain pills.

 

[Kashakunaki]

Then I'll Falcon Punch you, killing both of us in the process because we all know a Falcon Punch performed by anyone other than Falcon will destroy the user of the technique.

 

[Twin_A]

haha Kash you know everything! But one problem. Nana would have to sacrifice her/himself to save the other one (1 2 3 NOT IT dave!).

I could easily shield he attack and at worst just be dazed like Im on morphiene or something. And Im sure Nana would have shielded too if not for her stupid 6 frames of delay

 

[tw1n]

I only see 2 problems with this logic.
1) Kash can't hit hard enough to land the falcon punch. Stick with Docs Fair. It still hurts
2) I'm NOT Nana remember. We agreed. We are both Popo's who gave up on the worthless ones and teamed together

 

[Twin_A]

My bad bro my bad. So if thats the situation then there would be no lag and we would both survive... good day for us :D

unless of course we get shined by fox. now that sucks

 

[Kashakunaki]

Not if I pray to the Falcon Punch God, Captain Falcon.

EDIT: You don't know how hard I can hit =(

 

[Twin_A]

yeah david you should never underestimate someone (isn't that right Kash *cough my link somehow beating your doc cough*). For all we know Davis could punch through a brick wall, so thats were wrist control comes in I guess. (everyone go onto youtube and look up Derrick Comedy Self Defense. Now that S*** is funny)

 

[Kashakunaki]

Haha, good point. Yeah, please don't underestimate me. That makes you look stupid and me look like a punk because then I'll have to prove to you and myself that I am more than you make me out to be.

I actually punched the **** out of this apartment complex wall... my hand is still kind of ****ed up... but that wall sure won't **** with anyone for awhile =P

 

[Twin_A]

yeah i bet you put that wall in its place. stupid walls.
although just cuz you punched a wall doesnt mean you hit hard. here ill give you a free shot at my arm saturday. dont worry neither i nor my brother will hit you back. you've just sparked my curiosity thats all. Don't forget in the world of street fighting: tires don exits

 

[tw1n]

Ah but likewise dont underestimate us And tiers dont exist in this world. Its who can hit the other one better first and who can also land the last punch lol

 

[Kashakunaki]

I never said nor meant to imply because I punched a wall I punch hard. Not at all. I don't even see how that makes sense.

I was watching UFC last night. Some awesome ****. I love UFC. None of that fake crap.

 

[tw1n]

Hell ya. UFC is the greatest. And NM actually has some of the best fighters. God bless altitude training lol. I would love to enter into a UFC match but I know I would get beaten in badly... VERY badly

 

[Twin_A]

I dunno Dave not if we actually stopped and trained hard enough. We would have to do one of the amateur matches tho.

Oh and Kash sorry if i imlied that you implied that puncing a wall and yeah moving on lol.

 

[DuskMarthWater]

OMG...I'm dying of laughter in every thread I've caught up on so far...I'm dying, my sore abs are killing me...*cry*

I do agree that old school weapons did cause longer, more painful deaths, but nontheless is does not change the fact that guns are easier to use then they were.

Of course Marth has a sword!! He'd swipe you all away with it. Just when you're about to dash, he uses his amazing range and swipes you all away!! Awesome.

 

[GoldenGlove]

Sorry, Marth'd get shot too.

Guns are the ultimate disjointed hitbox.

 

[Twin_A]

Marth also wears a tiara....

lol had to say that. So who all is gong to the monthly on saturday?

oh yeah, post #300 (beat you to it david. I just saw you were 299 haha... not like it matters)
THIS IS SMASH...TAAAAAAAA

 

[Kashakunaki]

Haha. That would be amazing. I would cheer you guys on until I ran out of breath.

ANd Steven is right.

 

[Twin_A]

Haha we'll have to see i guess. I probably will never do one though because fighting just isnt my thing. I joke around about it and I know how to fight well just in case, but i always try to avoid it

 

[tw1n]

Ya fighting is no bueno. So yay only one more day till competitive smashness

 

[Kashakunaki]

Eh, I like fighting. I like the adrenalin and excitement. I don't fight a lot, and I'd rather fight organized and professionally than out on the street or in school, but I like fighting regardless.

My friends and I are going to try to start up a fight club B).

Also, on the note of me being able to do something, I'm gonna start taking break dancing lessons and maybe once I'm done with that, maybe, I'll try to learn Capoeria.

 

[Twin_A]

if you guys do just give me a call :D

Go for it, but you cant learn Capoera in just a short time. It will take years to get down. (well i guess that goes with any martial art huh lol)