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who would be down for festivites today?
holy **** i am so good at winning 5 man drafts that include walker
holy **** i am so good at winning 5 man drafts that include walker
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I wanna jump on this too!Haha, fair enough.
I've never broken a bone. /braggingrights
I also USED to never have had a paper cut before, but I lost those bragging rights about a year ago, and they were the best ****ing bragging rights ever. /ultimatesadness
I am down for a fest.who would be down for festivites today?
holy **** i am so good at winning 5 man drafts that include walker
It's just "Festivus" not "a Festivus"id be down for a festivus but im also rideless. text me if im not here you all have my number :D
Darkthrone? :OI am going to LANFest on Friday (and probably just Friday). Oh, and my friend from Los Alamos is coming too; he wants to try his hand at SSBB against some of you (at about my skill level I think).
Oh, Guess I'm not goingTourney should be fun. Lanfest sold out of seats
Kangaskhan is a bit of an oddity – a kangaroo Pokemon that doesn’t evolve, and when hatched, is born complete with a “baby” version of itself in its pouch, even though it’s never a baby at all. Weird, to be sure, but they’re magic monsters, so they’ve got some slack in the weird department. But players also noticed that the baby Kangaskhan bore a striking resemblance to a Cubone, an “orphan” Pokemon abandoned by its mother. After years of speculation, the great Internet Theory Engine cranked out the following logical deduction:
• Prior to the original game’s release, Cubone eventually evolved into Kangaskhan.
• The developers must have removed the ‘missing link’ Pokemon that connected Cubone and Kangaskhan, and replaced it with the non-evolving Marowak.
• Rather than deleting this missing link, the developers brushed it under the digital carpet by simply giving it a Pokemon index number of zero.
If you played the first two Pokemon games, you might recognize that index number as belonging to either MissingNo or ‘M, the game glitch Pokemon that you can find surfing off the coast of Cinnabar Island. Coincidence? Obviously.
Except that when ‘M levels up, IT EVOLVES INTO MOTHER****ING KANGASKHAN. HOLY LIVING CRAP. Mom! Call the FBI! Ask for Agent Mulder!
Actually Rockmix is bumming a ride and he lives pretty close. So you could probably tag with him if you weren't leavingDang it Everett. Smash tournament in West Jordan on the 19th, haha. I wanna win free Melee money! Unfortunately, I must be gone by then. :/ Blast. Not to mention there's no way of me getting there.
aids, walker:
My vision of what Walker will do with this information.Kangaskhan is a bit of an oddity – a kangaroo Pokemon that doesn’t evolve, and when hatched, is born complete with a “baby” version of itself in its pouch, even though it’s never a baby at all. Weird, to be sure, but they’re magic monsters, so they’ve got some slack in the weird department. But players also noticed that the baby Kangaskhan bore a striking resemblance to a Cubone, an “orphan” Pokemon abandoned by its mother. After years of speculation, the great Internet Theory Engine cranked out the following logical deduction:
• Prior to the original game’s release, Cubone eventually evolved into Kangaskhan.
• The developers must have removed the ‘missing link’ Pokemon that connected Cubone and Kangaskhan, and replaced it with the non-evolving Marowak.
• Rather than deleting this missing link, the developers brushed it under the digital carpet by simply giving it a Pokemon index number of zero.
If you played the first two Pokemon games, you might recognize that index number as belonging to either MissingNo or ‘M, the game glitch Pokemon that you can find surfing off the coast of Cinnabar Island. Coincidence? Obviously.
Except that when ‘M levels up, IT EVOLVES INTO MOTHER****ING KANGASKHAN. HOLY LIVING CRAP. Mom! Call the FBI! Ask for Agent Mulder!
I needz your address so I can find my way up there.people can start heading over around 1:45 ish grabbing some food so if im not here call me and ill hurry up
brb, saving thisMy vision of what Walker will do with this information.
Walker: *Takes his copies of Red/Blue with MissingNo to Pokemon tournament, approaches random 7-year old* "Hey, did you know I have the secret intermediate evolution between Cubone and Kangaskhan?"
Kid: "No way, let me see!"
Walker: *shows kid MissingNo*
Kid: "Hey, I know that Pokemon! It's not what you said it is!"
Walker: "MONEYMATCH!?"
Kid: "It's MissingNo! I know everything about Pokemon! I'll bet you a million dollars!"
Walker: *shows above post to kid* "GET ****ING *****! YOU OWE ME A MILLION DOLLARS!"
Kid: "Hey, you cheated!"
Walker: "Nope. One. Million. Dollars."
Kid: "I don't have a million dollars!"
Walker: "Too ****ing bad. I guess I'll take all of your cards as payment instead." *grabs various binders and boxes of pokemon cards belonging to kid*
Kid: *sputtering through tears* "Can...can I at least keep Wobbuffet? He's my favorite. I think it's really funny on the tv show when he always pops out of his pokeball and makes Jessie mad. Sometimes when Mommy is tucking me into bed at night I pretend I'm Wobbuffet and Mommy is Jessie and the bed is a pokeball and I jump out of bed and go "WOBBUFFET!" and it's really funny even though Mommy makes me make the bed again after I do it and the corners are hard to tuck in but I'm getting better at it and - "
Walker: "WOBBUFFET!? ****ING WOBBUFFET!? You clearly know NOTHING about competitive Pokemon. Have fun mirror coating all day you banned piece of ****!" *grabs kid by collar and hoists him to eye level*
Kid: "PLEASE, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Walker: "Leave you alone!? Your favorite pokemon is ****ing WOBBUFFET. I thought you LOVED eliminating your opponent's option to retreat!"
Kid: "NO, MISTER, NO!"
*Law enforcement intervenes, Walker is arrested*
Scene.
****ing winMy vision of what Walker will do with this information.
Walker: *Takes his copies of Red/Blue with MissingNo to Pokemon tournament, approaches random 7-year old* "Hey, did you know I have the secret intermediate evolution between Cubone and Kangaskhan?"
Kid: "No way, let me see!"
Walker: *shows kid MissingNo*
Kid: "Hey, I know that Pokemon! It's not what you said it is!"
Walker: "MONEYMATCH!?"
Kid: "It's MissingNo! I know everything about Pokemon! I'll bet you a million dollars!"
Walker: *shows above post to kid* "GET ****ING *****! YOU OWE ME A MILLION DOLLARS!"
Kid: "Hey, you cheated!"
Walker: "Nope. One. Million. Dollars."
Kid: "I don't have a million dollars!"
Walker: "Too ****ing bad. I guess I'll take all of your cards as payment instead." *grabs various binders and boxes of pokemon cards belonging to kid*
Kid: *sputtering through tears* "Can...can I at least keep Wobbuffet? He's my favorite. I think it's really funny on the tv show when he always pops out of his pokeball and makes Jessie mad. Sometimes when Mommy is tucking me into bed at night I pretend I'm Wobbuffet and Mommy is Jessie and the bed is a pokeball and I jump out of bed and go "WOBBUFFET!" and it's really funny even though Mommy makes me make the bed again after I do it and the corners are hard to tuck in but I'm getting better at it and - "
Walker: "WOBBUFFET!? ****ING WOBBUFFET!? You clearly know NOTHING about competitive Pokemon. Have fun mirror coating all day you banned piece of ****!" *grabs kid by collar and hoists him to eye level*
Kid: "PLEASE, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Walker: "Leave you alone!? Your favorite pokemon is ****ing WOBBUFFET. I thought you LOVED eliminating your opponent's option to retreat!"
Kid: "NO, MISTER, NO!"
*Law enforcement intervenes, Walker is arrested*
Scene.
Please don't take my Wobbuffet cards ;-;My vision of what Walker will do with this information.
Walker: *Takes his copies of Red/Blue with MissingNo to Pokemon tournament, approaches random 7-year old* "Hey, did you know I have the secret intermediate evolution between Cubone and Kangaskhan?"
Kid: "No way, let me see!"
Walker: *shows kid MissingNo*
Kid: "Hey, I know that Pokemon! It's not what you said it is!"
Walker: "MONEYMATCH!?"
Kid: "It's MissingNo! I know everything about Pokemon! I'll bet you a million dollars!"
Walker: *shows above post to kid* "GET ****ING *****! YOU OWE ME A MILLION DOLLARS!"
Kid: "Hey, you cheated!"
Walker: "Nope. One. Million. Dollars."
Kid: "I don't have a million dollars!"
Walker: "Too ****ing bad. I guess I'll take all of your cards as payment instead." *grabs various binders and boxes of pokemon cards belonging to kid*
Kid: *sputtering through tears* "Can...can I at least keep Wobbuffet? He's my favorite. I think it's really funny on the tv show when he always pops out of his pokeball and makes Jessie mad. Sometimes when Mommy is tucking me into bed at night I pretend I'm Wobbuffet and Mommy is Jessie and the bed is a pokeball and I jump out of bed and go "WOBBUFFET!" and it's really funny even though Mommy makes me make the bed again after I do it and the corners are hard to tuck in but I'm getting better at it and - "
Walker: "WOBBUFFET!? ****ING WOBBUFFET!? You clearly know NOTHING about competitive Pokemon. Have fun mirror coating all day you banned piece of ****!" *grabs kid by collar and hoists him to eye level*
Kid: "PLEASE, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Walker: "Leave you alone!? Your favorite pokemon is ****ing WOBBUFFET. I thought you LOVED eliminating your opponent's option to retreat!"
Kid: "NO, MISTER, NO!"
*Law enforcement intervenes, Walker is arrested*
Scene.