HayabusaTaichou
Smash Apprentice
Which is the exact reason I think the Metroid, F-Zero, and Star Fox universes should merge, especially the latter two. I'm totally biased when I say I'd rather Legend of Zelda stay its own, but if Nintendo decided to merge it with Fire Emblem and Golden Sun, at least for a spinoff crossover, I wouldn't complain. Could be interesting!
Metroid x F-Zero would be killer but Starfox shouldn't have anything to do with either of those series. When you try to mix a universe with real people (+ realisticish aliens I guess) with a universe filled entirely with anthropomorphic animals it just falls apart.
Even if you consider that F-Zero has some really anthro characters it still doesn't work out.
Actually considering that there's also a character who's a reference to Star Fox in F-Zero who is also a human really erases the last chance of that working out in any way.
edit: This talk doesn't really belong in this thread though.