NC Catfish Social Thread! *<3 KEV*

[Twin_A]

and purple drink. Taj actually got me addicted to gatorade fierce aka purple drank!

And villain, its actually the utah people that go in there that troll. The NM guys just talk about useless ****

 

[ZIO]

Twin_EYYYYYY


I was that big as **** robo-cop like thing at Pound.


BANKS

 

[Twin_A]

My friend, I just felt the need to troll you. We went over that before remember? It was my attempt to hit level 2 troll. trying to catch up to you

And I just realized, PeePee, if we ever team I'm going by Nurse Vajayjay

 

[ZIO]

Which is why i responded the way I did.

Troll response.

Truth be told, I was the the man with golden hair stretching the length of the venue, and electricity within my immediate area.

Some called me Super, but that's just casual for me. You ain't seen me angry.

 

[Dr Peepee]

My friend, I just felt the need to troll you. We went over that before remember? It was my attempt to hit level 2 troll. trying to catch up to you

And I just realized, PeePee, if we ever team I'm going by Nurse Vajayjay

LOL

Sounds good.

 

[TheLastCacely]

Twin u can call me keith, ur basically a catfish.

 

[Twin_A]

:')

thats one of the nicest things anybodies ever said to me.

Significantly nicer than the doctors who told me I would never walk again after I broke my neck >.>

 

[ZIO]

That's worse news than when the doctors told my mother I was going to be a girl.


How the hell they ****ed that up AFTER I was born is beyond me.

 

[Twin_A]

I have a pretty good guess...

actually that reminds me of the news report I saw about these twins. When being circumsised the guys messed up on one of them and... well you know... yeah so anyways the parents raised the one as if he was a girl. And he grew up thinking he was a girl with some problems (facial hair, lack of some things, etc). When the two found out when they were older they killed themselves O.o

Now that is some bad ****ing news.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Man I thought that was gonna be a funny story.....

 

[Twin_A]

Nope. Of all my funny stories I had to give at least one downer story.

But now its time for some funny stories/jokes!

the best joke of 2002:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

 

[stingers]

u h

 

[Dr Peepee]

Yeah, I've heard that one before.

Still good.

 

[TheLastCacely]

hahahahahahahahhahahaaha! i never heard that, where is it from?. i luld so hard

 

[Twin_A]

It wa considered the best joke of 2002 lol

Although not that funny, I somehow feel the need to post this.

A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!


I have now become a level 7 racist. This means I get a spinning attack everytime I jump!



EDIT:
A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."
The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."
The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.
The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."
The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.
The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."
The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."

oldie but goldie

 

[ZIO]

This is something I read back when I wanted to learn a few things about SSBM, but only went to GFaqs cause I didn't know about this place.

Kirby, Mario, and Link break out of jail. They notice the cops are chasing them, to they run and hide in some potato sacks. The cops come to these bags and begin hitting them. They nudge on the first bag that mario is hiding in, "BARK!" The move on and pick at the second bag that Link is in, "Meow!" And finally they hit the third bag Kirby was in, "POTATOES!"

Now, being that I was young, I thought this was original, come to find out, this has been far too many times with different names.


Thank you, Youtube for being ontop of the times and recommending me only the most recent.

 

[TheLastCacely]

u see my girls legs open betta smash dat, but dont be surprised when she ask "where da cash at?"

 

[tw1n]

Twin u can call me keith, ur basically a catfish.

Am I almost catfish??? Or am I still BASS... or trout...

Native american humor (southpark)

Bear talks to eagle.
Bear says, "Hey..."
"..."
"...how are you feeling?"
Eagle says, "Why the long paws?"

Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

 

[tw1n]

screw that, move to so cal

we have noobs

screw that, move to NC

we have boobs

plus macd and the twins would be closer to me!


oh yeah baby

I'm feeling alot of love. I may just have to travel here when I get the chance lol. And go to SoCal. That would be alotta fun

twin want to trade lives? you get all nc has to offer

But what about all NM has to offer... we have... and... YOU SEE!

why would mike g forget to feed me. i just want chicken. im sure he already has it there.

Ooooh food is good. But do they have koolaid and watermelon?

Edit: And here I assumed someone would post after me so I wouldn't double post... Ouch

 

[Twin_A]

I R UBER LEET HAXOR!!!!!!

Lol I sent some of you a PM (this is Twin1) asking for help on a prank... thanks =D

Feel the wrath of a twin brother! Bwahahaha!

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol

and, I'm legitimately working on my combo video again now. I've forgotten any good name suggestions, but if you have a good name, I'd probably use it.

 

[MacD]

dr pp, his prescription, KO's

 

[tw1n]

How about
"The doctor is in" or
"Take 2 of these and call me in the morning" too long tho...

 

[Dr Peepee]

Both of those are clever, but....not quite what I'm looking for.

Thanks for trying though.

 

[MacD]

mango status

i ****

 

[tw1n]

Lol ok. How about "The love doctor"
or for more mango staus "the **** doctor"
or "Dr 4 stock"
or even "Dr Evil"

 

[MacD]

or the ever classic

a dr peepee combo vid

or happier feet

 

[tw1n]

Lol or "The DR. PP Effect"

 

[Dr Peepee]

Hahahahaha

Still not quite what I'm looking for, but I like theses names.

 

[TheLastCacely]

how about " Prescriptions of teenage dram queen."

 

[BBQ°]

Stackin' to the Top: a Dr. PeePee Combo Video

don't forget to put team catfish stuff as well :D

 

[ZIO]

Why not make it simple and call it "Bird Flu" ?

Oh wait. He can't read this.


GOD****IT PP!!!!

 

[TheLastCacely]

i like bird flu, that actually sounds good.

 

[tw1n]

Lol ya thats pretty good

 

[Banks]

twin_eyyyyyy


I Was That Big As **** Robo-cop Like Thing At Pound.


banks

~ Zio~

 

[Gardevior]

Psh, zio doesn't namesearch.

 

[ZIO]

Not that it would do me any good since he put a goddamm space between the ~ and the Z.

Anyway, sup, Banks. You been chill?

EDIT - DAMM YOU SMASWHBOARDS!



I thought I finally got mod status. Way to let a bro down. ;_;

 

[Gardevior]

Heh, just noticed that. Wonder what else changed...

 

[TheLastCacely]

yellow is dumb, why couldnt i be a mod

 

[stingers]

just ditch your premium nametag and go back to standard