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My Greatest Love

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SheriXcate4lyfe

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"Hey Joe." Sheridan called out to his friend from across the hallway " ready for the workout?"
"Ya man. I had a rough day. I just wanna forget about everything and get a nice shower after." Joe replied to his older, wiser workout buddy.
The two descended the stairs and exited the dorms. With his gym bag slung over his shoulder Sheridan took advantage of Joe's unfocused gaze and devoured his body greedily. Although to shy to ever make an advance Sheridan loved thinking of the times the two might have together. Soon the two reached the door to the gym and Sheridan held the door as Joe walked through.
"Why thank you kind sir." Joe said in a girlish tone, stroking Sheridan's arm as a girl might. Sheridan just played along but his heart skipped a beat just from the caress of Joe's powerful fingers. Quickly Sheridan put it out of his mind and did some sit-ups alone trying to get his mind focused on something else. Unfortunately he soon spotted Joe on the other side of the room doing squat-thrusts and filling out his sweatpants nicely. Sheridan had always had a thing for a nice pair of sweats...
The day continued and Sheridan's mind wandered. Not too much as to prove dangerous while spotting or any such time. He paid special attention during all of these situations. The two had worked up a sweat and decided to hit the showers. Sheridan had always gone home to shower after a workout but today he was going to go play video games afterwards. Completely focusing in front of him not wanting to arouse any suspicion Sheridan slipped out of his sweatpants and pulled his sweatshirt over his head. Joe walked by at that very moment and tossled Sheridan's hair while his vision was impaired by the sweatshirt. Sheridan's heart was beating noticeably faster now but remained firm against the idea to peak. Sheridan turned the knob but all that poured out was a trickle of warm water.
"These ones are tricky. Lemme give you a hand." Joe said as he reached for the knob and pressed up against Sheridan's back with his firm naked chest.
"Oh Joe. You know just which way to turn my nozzle."
"As long as it can get you dripping wet I'll keep going."
Then suddenly Pocky woke up. His alarm clock had failed to wake him up. He was late for work the third time this month.
 

joeplicate

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

this is the most amazing thread ever



I literally cried with laughter
submit this to creative minds or whatever the **** ever
 

HyugaRicdeau

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Slippi.gg
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Wow.

Whoever wrote this, if I were you, I'd be leaning back in my chair with shades on and my hands folded behind my head contemplating my own awesomeness.

So...we're still on for the gym tomorrow right Joe? *crosses fingers* I'll call you when I get out of my meeting.
 

joeplicate

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;D

u know sheridan



the humor value of this post increases 1 million times if you know both me and sheridan
 

kirbyraeg

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fast-acting moderation, the brilliant author of that story is banned already....


still a lulzy post.
 

DanteFox

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ender

open your parachute
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my favorite part is where pocky is late for work
 

embracethe12

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hahahhaa

don't ever reveal yourself

what a genius

i have something to look forward to everytime i visit the boards now.
 

SuperRad

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This probably was copy pasted from a gay porn story site just replacing a few nouns

It's a little too well written
No way.
"Sheridan had always had a thing for a nice pair of sweats... "

this was written specifically about sheridan and joe's time at the gym

the part at the end made me laugh so hard i could barely breathe.

whoever wrote this is a real champion
 

EdreesesPieces

Smash Bros Before Hos
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NNID
EdreesesPieces
Get mad at me if you want, but after the porn fiasco I can't take any risks to anything that is even somewhat close by any stretch of the imagination. Closed.
 

Tee ay eye

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I think it's been a while since anyone's looked at this. Bumping this for funsies so people see it again (I think this is a meaningful bump, but if you don't think it is, feel free to give me an infraction).
 
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