Characters who pick Norfair:
ZSS
Olimar
Toon Link
Wario
G&W
What happens on Norfair? Gay tether/ledge camping, lava deaths, and low % deaths on top platforms
Characters who pick Japes:
ROB
DK
Falco
And anyone who wants a stupid high ceiling
What happens on Japes? Gay platform camping, gator deaths, low % deaths on side platforms.
Characters who pick Rainbow Cruise:
Kirby
MK
People who picks Pictochat:
Those who don't think they stand a chance and want random hazards to help them
What happens on Pictochat? Spikes do ridiculous damage, wall infinites, transformation camping, and random missiles doing ******** killing. Oh, dont forget the kirby rock glitch on the ledge.
My opinions and examples are extreme, but i've never seen anything good come from matches on those stages, and I don't want to help MK by giving him cruise.