Most stupid things you have ever done due to boredom

[Pikaville]

It cums in handy though

Man that was a gem.

But seriously it does.

 

[Teran]

I only really went that mental with it when I was like 14/15.

 

[Pikaville]

Those mid teen hormones make you so **** horny.

When are they gonna wear off?

 

[Rychu]

I (almost) cut my junk off, set my clothes on fire, joined Karate, broke my hand while JUMP ROPING IN CLASS, and went to see Dargon Ball Evolution. This was all in like 3 months

 

[Skrlx]

and went to see Dargon Ball Evolution.

****. You must of been REALLY bored!

 

[Luigitoilet]

You masturbated 8 times in a day?

I think that simply puts too much strain on it.

Blatantly unhealthy.

It's okay, I do **** pushups

 

[Pikaville]

Luigitoilet is SO the man in my books right now.

I love your replies man.9 years of solid gold.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

I once made 1,000 paper airplanes and launched them all off my third floor.

 

[GreenKirby]

I was gonna say "Posting on Smashboards" but two guys already to it.

 

[Rychu]

I ate a baby.
the other other white meat

 

[Luigitoilet]

Luigitoilet is SO the man in my books right now.

I love your replies man.9 years of solid gold.

Finally I get some appreciation around here!

 

[Ryu Shimazu]

I've actually hit 10 before, to see how far I could go. So I actually know what you went through by doing that? But here is my question, did you do that all 8 times without lotion?

 

[Fuelbi]

Crap, I can only do about 2 per day.

Stupid 14 year old metabolism

 

[Clownbot]

Stupid 14 year old metabolism

I happen to know for a fact that that's no excuse.

EDIT: .............don't ask how

 

[Fuelbi]

EDIT: .............don't ask how

How do you know?

 

[Ryu Shimazu]

Hahaha. Though when I was 14 I was about the same. This was 1yr ago I did all that. (I don't now XD)

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Let's go down the list:

I jerked off for the first time.
I smoked (although I quit, I don't really regret it. Opened a bunch of doors).
I threw a tennis ball to the ground hard, jumped, and got hit in the nuts.
I skinny dipped.
I ate a habenero pepper.
I tried drinking a gallon of milk in an hour.
I started Pokemon, and now, I can't stop.
I got active in Smashboards again.
I stapled the nail of my thumb (it got removed)
I JUST used Scotch tape to tape my ankles together, to see if I can get out of it. It wasn't the durability that stopped me from getting out. If I move my ankles, hair gets pulled. I'm still bound. You win this round, Scotch tape.

There's some dumb things I've done.

Edit:

WOAH WOAH WOAH! You use lotion to masturbate? I've seen it in movies, but I always thought it was wierd. I go all natural. It's like my friends saying they shower after every masturbation. If I'm not going anywhere, I'll let it stay in my pants. Sure, it itches like hell, but laziness negates that.

 

[Fuelbi]

...how do you even use the lotion and what kind are you supposed to use because I could get some more enjoyment if the lotion adds more

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

How awkward would it be for a girl smasher to come in on this thread?

 

[Fuelbi]

Wait a second, why are we even calling jacking off stupid in the first place?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

"How do you use the lotion" psh how do you think?

When I'm bored I just come on here or watch TV or take a walk.

 

[Teran]

I got a boyfriend.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

You must have been reeeeeeeeeeeally bored.

 

[Teran]

Yeah man, you know what it's like when you've finished all the good games and no good ones will come out for another few months or so.

 

[Godbrother11225]

Put chocolate inside other people's washing machines at the Washing Machine store. ROLFMAO i don't know if they like the brown on their clean cloths.

 

[GunmasterLombardi]

Drew hentai.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

^ This.

10lmfaos

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Drew hentai.

....

....

....was it hot?

 

[pickle962]

Drew hentai.

GunmasterLombardi just won this thread.

 

[Fuelbi]

"How do you use the lotion" psh how do you think?

Psh, how am I supposed to know, I'm just 14. I need somebody to teach me all the finer things of life, and that falls under it

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Read that sentence over.

 

[Clownbot]

Psh, how am I supposed to know, I'm just 14. I need somebody to teach me all the finer things of life, and that falls under it

You rub it on your shoulders. Duh.

 

[Fuelbi]

You rub it on your shoulders. Duh.

I don't get it, how does that increase enjoyment?

 

[Rychu]

I jerked off in school

Seniors+Hormones+Me=Messy Bathroom

 

[Teran]

You guys should stop talking about this sort of stuff.

Now.

 

[Rychu]

I'll agree because you scare me

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

I posted in the Debate Hall.


Also the last two pages are embarrassing.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Not much to say about the last couple pages...

 

[soju]

Meh, me and my friend were bored so we pretended we were street fighter characters
he went and did a spinning dragon kick, fell, and broke his ankle

oh and another time we decided to climb a mountain XD

 

[insekt11]

Meh, me and my friend were bored so we pretended we were street fighter characters
he went and did a spinning dragon kick, fell, and broke his ankle

oh and another time we decided to climb a mountain XD

Thats nothing. Once, when i was bored, i masturbated.