Most idiotic thing you've heard someone say about Brawl?(No Offensive Char. Comments)

[JUMPING_YOSHI]

''Super Smash Bros. is kiddy,even if it has a T rating because the concept looks stupid for a fighting game.'' said an Xbox360 (even if he has a Wii) fanboy.

 

[Kowz]

OMG SORA'S IN THE GAME!!!!! ( turned out to be Pit on the back of the box), This is not to say sora's not in the game, he has as much a chance as anyone else...

 

[SurooshX]

"I think it makes Snake look bad...," says some guy on Youtube.

 

[Corax The Cold]

i heard someone YESTERDAY say "yeah they are probably going to release a demo or something to hold us over" and i responed with "no they arent that would be terrible for marketing and no good games release demos before the games are released to "tide us over"

 

[k-sin]

Not about Brawl, but Melee instead...
Kid "We had that on our Playstation."
Me "You mean Nintendo 64." (Thinking he was confused with the first Smash Bros)
Kid "Na, it was Playstation. Right sis" (asks his 5 or 6 year old sister for conformation.)
Me "But it's a Mario game and has only Nintendo characters."
Kid (In a voice growing steadily louder.) "Nooo. I played it a few years ago! It even had more characters than this, and was better to play on the Playstation!!!!"
Me (While considering ways to kill and hide the kids body.) "Oh okay."
I then quit our match which I was easily winning and started the 1 player mode and ignored his whining.

I'm surprised I still remember that from when I first got melee. Maybe it has something to do with the certain whine he had in his tone.

 

[blooagga]

Not about Brawl, but Melee instead...
Kid "We had that on our Playstation."
Me "You mean Nintendo 64." (Thinking he was confused with the first Smash Bros)
Kid "Na, it was Playstation. Right sis" (asks his 5 or 6 year old sister for conformation.)
Me "But it's a Mario game and has only Nintendo characters."
Kid (In a voice growing steadily louder.) "Nooo. I played it a few years ago! It even had more characters than this, and was better to play on the Playstation!!!!"
Me (While considering ways to kill and hide the kids body.) "Oh okay."
I then quit our match which I was easily winning and started the 1 player mode and ignored his whining.

I'm surprised I still remember that from when I first got melee. Maybe it has something to do with the certain whine he had in his tone.

Wow I'm glad to hear someone go ahead and accept someone else's story, not a lot of people can do that they would just argue til they either punched the guy or won.

 

[KraidGuy]

He said he was thinking about killing him, so that makes up for it.

 

[RegalBuster]

One guy: "Ashley for brawl!",
Me: " she isn't important enough to get in as a playable character over other Warioware characters like Mona, Crygor, Jimmy T or even Dribble and Spitz".
Same guy: "But her music was confirmed on the dojo!"
Me: "So?"

 

[.Stormchaser]

"Super smash brothers brawl is already out."
"No it's not."
"Yes it is, I saw my friend playing it. It had Sonic and Mario and they were swimming"
"That's Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games!"

... seriously.

 

[PDawgy]

 

[KraidGuy]

Yeah, um, that's the most idiotic picture of Brawl I've ever seen.

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

It's kinda funny that a stupid comment was made in a thread about stupid comments. Any character is a potential Brawl candidate as long as they have appeared in a game on a Nintendo platform. They didn't have to originate in a video game. Example: Pikachu (he was created before the Gameboy game was created).

Sorry, but wrong. I quote Wikipedia:

"Originally released as a pair of interlinkable Game Boy role-playing video games, Pokémon has since become the second most successful and lucrative video game-based media franchise in the world, falling only behind Nintendo's Mario series. Pokémon properties have since been merchandised into anime, manga, trading cards, toys, books, and other media." Pokemon originated as a video game.

 

[kitsuneko345]

Before Sonic's inclusion, my younger cousin said that sonic will be in the game with Secret Rings moves. i thought otherwise.

Then again, there was him saying Naruto...

Edit: You're right IWont, but idiots make the world go round.

Ya ready for this? Yeah! Disco Kid!​

۞Background۞​

Stats​

Height: 7.5/10

Weight: 7/10

First Jump:6/10

Second Jump: 5/10

Falling Speed: 4/10

Walking Speed: 4.5/10

Running Speed: 4/10

Attack Speed:3/10

Attack Power: 6.5/10

Range: 3/10

Priority: 3.5/10

Traction: 4/10

Wall Jump, Wall Cling, Crawl, & Glide: No

♪♫Mechanic♫♪​

Disco Ball​

Every time Disco Kid is out on stage, a Disco Ball will appear in the middle of the main platform (for moving stages, it'll be at the center). Whenever the brawl starts, the disco will stay still until someone hits the ball. This will cause the ball to spin around in the direction the person went. Once the ball makes one full rotation (which takes one second with a weak hit) the ball will give out a shine that will reflect towards Disco Kid's teeth. The shine will indicate that his next move within half a second will deal double the damage and knockback given.

The disco ball has five states: Rotating quickly to the left, rotating slowly to the left, stationary (default stage), rotating to the right, and rotating quickly to the right. When struck from the right side by an attack with less then medium knockback, it shifts one state to the right. If struck from the right by an attack with medium or higher knockback, it shifts two states to the right. The reverse is also true when striking the disco ball from the left. Quick spins take about 3/4's of a second to make one rotation, while slower ones take one second to rotate once. If hit in a certain direction too many times though, and the ball will break into pieces. It'll be replaced by another disco ball after five seconds, but it will always start stationary.

♪♫Attacks♫♪​

♪♫Special Attacks♫♪​

Neutral Special: And One! And Two!

Disco Kid will prepare his attack by doing and announcing his 2 jumping jacks. Once the charge is complete (taking about .6 seconds per jumping jack), Disco Kid will give out a quick left jab followed by a slow right hook. Both punches deal 10% with okay priority, with the first punch unable to KO and the second able to kill Mario at 150%. This move can be stored at a later time by pressing B between the two punches.
(10% + 10%)

If the Disco Ball shines before the first punch, the first punch will deal twice the damage and knockback as usual, giving you a chance to KO (kills Mario at 150%) but making you unable to "combo" the move. If the Disco Ball shines between the two punches, the second punch will deal double the damage and knockback, giving you a reasonable KO move (Kills Mario at 90%) if it connects, which can be hard in one on one.
(20% or 10% + 20%)

Side Special: DJ School


(0%)

Up Special: Moai Doo-wop



Down Special: Glee Club

♪♫Standard Attacks♫♪​

Jab: Rolling


()

Dash Attack: Airboarders

♪♫Tilts♫♪​

Side Tilt: Freeze Frame




Up Tilt: Dog Ninja




Down Tilt: Crop Stomp

♪♫Smashes♫♪​

Side Smash: And One! And Two!



Up Smash: Love Lab




Down Smash: Built to Scale

♪♫Aerials♫♪​

Neutral Aerial: Rocker




Forward Aerial: Space Soccer




Back Aerial: Munchy Monk




Up Aerial: Fan Club Cheer




Down Aerial: Blue Birds

♪♫Throws/Grabs♫♪​

Pummel: Rhythm Rally




Forward Throw: Big Rock Finish




Back Throw: Love Lizards




Up Throw: The Dazzles




Down Throw: Frog Hop

♪♫Final Smash♫♪​

Lockstep​

♪♫Playstyle♫♪​

♪♫Extras♫♪​

♪♫Alternate Costumes♫♪​

♪♫Taunts & Poses♫♪​

Up Taunt:
Side Taunt:
Down Taunt:
Losing Pose:
Winning Pose #1:
Winning Pose #2:
Winning Pose #3:

I have a three-step program for you. I punch you. You fall down. I win!​

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6T3JPRo3Aw#t=0m35s

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Anyone who has ever said anything about Naruto... ever...

 

[MXIIA]

"Why are you getting Brawl on the Wii, the PS3 has better graphics"
and
"I heard Master Chief and Optimus Prime are gonna be in"
Both by this 'smart' kid at my school

 

[DreamFiend633]

I was talking with my friends who are obsessed with Naruto video games and I mentioned that there are noobs who actually want him in Brawl. I mentioned all characters in Brawl had to have started in a video game and Naruto didn't. They said "that would be cool!!!" but admitted "it'll NEVER happen."

Oh yeah and this is stupid as well...


The cashier at EB Games: "Brawl comes out March 1st."

 

[BraveDave88]

Hehe, kinda reminds me of the Gamestop cashier when I pre-ordered the game.

"What system are you pre-ordering it for?" I stared at the girl for a couple of seconds before I realized she wasn't joking.

 

[Flaminglink]

I was talking with my friends who are obsessed with Naruto video games and I mentioned that there are noobs who actually want him in Brawl. I mentioned all characters in Brawl had to have started in a video game and Naruto didn't. They said "that would be cool!!!" but admitted "it'll NEVER happen."

Oh yeah and this is stupid as well...


The cashier at EB Games: "Brawl comes out March 1st."

Didnt pokemon start from anime/manga? or did it start from the games?

 

[DreamFiend633]

Pokemon started from Video games, then came everything else. And LOL at the Gamestop cashier.

 

[JJJ.Brawler]

Hehe, kinda reminds me of the Gamestop cashier when I pre-ordered the game.

"What system are you pre-ordering it for?" I stared at the girl for a couple of seconds before I realized she wasn't joking.

Haha. I'm not preordering mine, so this will never happen to me.

I refuse to ever preorder anything ever again.

Oh yeah...

My friend: " Why don't they just put everyone character in the history of characters in this game and make them all clones of Mario."

 

[Naoshi]

"It'd be cool to have anime characters in brawl! I know it won't happen but it'd be cool!"

SSB = Nintendo all stars fighting game (plus some guest video game stars). Not an All Stars about EVERYTHING. It'd completely kill the point of the series.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

"After the Ice Climbers are confirmed, I'm SURE Dedede won't be playable. They wouldn't put in 2 different characters that use hammers"

 

[GreatClayMonkey]

"After the Ice Climbers are confirmed, I'm SURE Dedede won't be playable. They wouldn't put in 2 different characters that use hammers"

ha ha that was one of the worst arguments ever I mean there were 4 sword users in melee

 

[brawlmaniac]

Some kid in my math class said " I've been hearing these rumors that Solid Snake's gonna be in brawl". And this was last week too. LOLZ

Not very well informed...

 

[Mr. Game and Pichu]

Drifloon was a PC.

 

[Marie_54]

"You must recover!!"

No s***!?!?

edit- I searched the thread and it has only been said 3 times! -.-

 

[Demon Kirby]

If only it hadn't been said a thousand times already . . .

 

[Mad555]

I was reading a Gamepro magazine and they had some pages of info on Brawl.
Then they also had these 3 sections called The "Good", The "Bad", & The "Ugly"

Then in the Ugly section it says "THREE REPS FROM THE KIRBY SERIES": One is more than a enough
When I read that, it annoyed the **** out of me, it also told me that Gamepro needed to do some research because it seems to look like such a stupid thing to say abot the Kirby Franchise.

Anyone agree with me on this?

 

[KraidGuy]

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=134649

This speaks for itself.

 

[FireJumpPunch]

'Neji is in Brawl', 'Naruto confirmed'

Heard it just a few minutes ago.

 

[Fearthesmash]

"Brawl will be just as unpopular as melee" I seriously almost **** my pants with laughter.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I was reading a Gamepro magazine and they had some pages of info on Brawl.
Then they also had these 3 sections called The "Good", The "Bad", & The "Ugly"

Then in the Ugly section it says "THREE REPS FROM THE KIRBY SERIES": One is more than a enough
When I read that, it annoyed the **** out of me, it also told me that Gamepro needed to do some research because it seems to look like such a stupid thing to say abot the Kirby Franchise.

Anyone agree with me on this?

Gamepro can go **** themselves...Kirby is a kick *** franchise deserving more than their "Badass" franchises they want...

 

[Mad555]

Gamepro can go **** themselves...Kirby is a kick *** franchise deserving more than their "Badass" franchises they want...

Thats exactly what I said outload and more harsh. The Kirby Franchise is one of my most favorite Nintendo franchises

 

[Fandangox]

OMG GUYS! i found this thread its really idiotic! I wonder who started it http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=134561

 

[smashfan1337]

that it isnt worth the wait

 

[falcofang236]

"Halo 3 is waaaay better than brawl and melee. People beating the hell out of each other is way more appealing than jumping around for coins." Yeah to some people. Nothing against 360 fans, but I don't really think FPSs are very appealing.

 

[brawl_maniac]

I was talking to my friend and he says "Brawl came out today,i saw someone buy it."

I was on a website(forgot the website's name)and then i saw a post saying spongebob will be in brawl.I was like WTF is he talking about.

 

[RegalBuster]

"Ashley has a better chance than Mona to be playable."

Yeah a person who has been in 2 games has a better chance over the second main character of the series.[/sarcasm]

 

[NukeA6]

I was reading a Gamepro magazine and they had some pages of info on Brawl.
Then they also had these 3 sections called The "Good", The "Bad", & The "Ugly"

Then in the Ugly section it says "THREE REPS FROM THE KIRBY SERIES": One is more than a enough
When I read that, it annoyed the **** out of me, it also told me that Gamepro needed to do some research because it seems to look like such a stupid thing to say abot the Kirby Franchise.

Anyone agree with me on this?

That's not surprising. Look at the Gamepro review of Smash Bros 64 by Scary Larry. He said that it should've played like a regular fighting game.

So, Gamepro has a Good, Bad, and Ugly thing now? I know EGM used to have one.

 

[Ithilgore]

"Halo 3 is waaaay better than brawl and melee. People beating the hell out of each other is way more appealing than jumping around for coins." Yeah to some people. Nothing against 360 fans, but I don't really think FPSs are very appealing.

Did he know you beat the hell out of each other in Brawl and Melee aswell as Halo 3 (though you just shoot each other really, no beating I know of)?