Most Epic/Funny/Lame Johns

[Boofy!]

"I have asthma"

mo-def best one I've ever heard in my life

so whats yours?

 

[kr3wman]

- I find edgehogging cheap.

- Didn't even edgehog you, what the hell are you talking about.

 

[Minato]

"I have asthma"

That was just too good.

Some johns I've personally heard are:

1) I gave up halfway through the match
2) You only won because Sonic is cheap
3) I couldn't win because you wouldn't let Ike F-Smash you

 

[choknater]

One time I involuntarily johnned like it was a reflex. I said "I don't play Falcon." and he was my main. LOL

 

[OmegaXXII]

Well I only heard this one: "The only reason you won is because I couldn't L-Cancel or Wavedash"

 

[Niko_K]

"Shine spiking is clearly so easy, you do it all the time, stop being cheap"

 

[EPsilon933]

This one happened today:

friend1: Dude! There's no way you could know I'd stop there (used pikachu's up-b recovery)! Probability hax.

 

[kigbariom]

My UpBeeee DIDN'T WOOOOORK!!!

Last words of my competitor in a local tourney.

 

[Helix The Phoenix]

oh no the ones ive heard are taken....

 

[SonicX580]

Here is the funnest johns I've heard

1) My batteries died and I had controller trouble
2) I had a itch in my hair
3)I was thristy and hungry
4) I forgot my glasses I can't see without my glasses
5)I was sleepy

 

[brinboy789]

no fair! the stage gave an advantage to you!

(we were playing on FD -_-)

 

[RP`]

"Dude... my controller isn't working."
"No Johns."
*puts controller in front of my face and flicks C-stick and it is obviously doing nothing*
"No Johns."

 

[Zook]

Them: "Stop chain grabbing!"
Me: "Don't get grabbed."

Believe it or not, Yuna, that line doesn't work so well in life.


Some of my Johns:

"God, why didn't they give this state a grabbable (is that even a word?) edge?" -Me on The Summit
"Stop rolling!" Everyone I play against uses the Roll to move. I used to use that one alot, now I just D-Smash them.
"*insert opponent's character* counters *my character*."
"I hate items!"
"**** lava!"
"**** fish!"
"**** Whispy!"
"If I only attacked a second sooner..."
"If I only teched...."
"I hit the lip of the stage!"

 

[ChronoPenguin]

If I don't see a John McCain pic in this topic by tommorow.


I will **** a brick.

 

[Face124]

no fair! the stage gave an advantage to you!

(we were playing on FD -_-)

some ppl have an advantage on fd.

but no johns.

 

[Boofy!]

If I don't see a John McCain pic in this topic by tommorow.


I will **** a brick.

wow that took me a second lmao

 

[BrawlBro]

no fair! the stage gave an advantage to you!

(we were playing on FD -_-)

fd can give advantages to a lot of characters.


i like the john :that should have hit you:

....well obviously not since it didnt

 

[Sosuke]

I have asthma too. >='(
Not cool man.

Spoiler

lolz not really.

Him: *pauses* My dog was being too cute for me to pay attention.
Me: -_-
Him: Come on, look at him!
Me: *looks at dog* ....awww
Him: *unpauses game and Fsmashes me*
Me: Wtf man? Thats not fair!
Him: -_-
Me: -_-

Spoiler

Dog: -_-

 

[ZeroFox]

If I don't see a John McCain pic in this topic by tommorow.


I will **** a brick.

LOL, 10/10 would read again.

 

[Mangme]

"I have cancer."

 

[SmashBrother2008]

"you just shot me!"
no I didn't, idiot
"yeah, in real life ow I'm dying help! AAHHhhgg......"
quit playing dead and pick up your controller
".........."


- I wish...

 

[Skyflyer]

"The changing background on fd is distractng"

 

[magikguy]

"i have to take a dump thats why i lost "

epic.

 

[ChronoPenguin]

My boner was making me uncomfortable.

...This was not said to me, but to my cousin when facing his friend.

I laughed.

 

[Skink]

"Falcon's nipples are distracting me"

 

[ChronoPenguin]

Post The God Dam Mccain Pics!

 

[kigbariom]

Not fair, Florida gave you an advantage.
-John McCain on losing the election

There ya go.

Worthy of my 200th post

 

[Sosuke]

I **** YOU NOT!!!

 

[TheTomNookster]

"You only won because Wario's fat and ugly."
"That platform got in the way! I hate that stage!"
"Wario-Man is so cheap, cheaper than Sonic's Final Smash."

 

[pyrotek7x7]

"I totally won that match. There's no way Marth can forward smash Fox out of his illusion."

-_-

Although one John I made that everyone agreed was weird was when I had both Ice Climbers inches apart. I did my Up+B, and instead of belay, they both just did the "solo Ice Climber Up+B" at the SAME TIME!

Fail.

 

[camden]

Buddy: Wow, I wasn't ready.
Me: You were winning by two stock.
Buddy: I know, but you didn't let me finish warming up.

 

[Roihu]

"I totally won that match. There's no way Marth can forward smash Fox out of his illusion."

-_-

Although one John I made that everyone agreed was weird was when I had both Ice Climbers inches apart. I did my Up+B, and instead of belay, they both just did the "solo Ice Climber Up+B" at the SAME TIME!

Fail.

That freaking happened to me twice yesterday.
Once for no reason but an opponent was near me, the second one, one Ice Climber might have been hit.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Worst one, in a tourney today:

A guy was getting 3-stocked so he says "I wasn't really trying!"

WTF, why go to a tourney if you aren't going to play your hardest?.

 

[Ominous]

yer that can happen when you use the Ice Climber... so keep then together at all time's coz with out the other one you dont really have a recovery move...

 

[Ugg]

If I don't see a John McCain pic in this topic by tommorow.


I will **** a brick.

You'll do WHAT to a brick?!

 

[ZeroFox]

You'll do WHAT to a brick?!

He's going to **** it apparently.

 

[Roihu]

He's going to **** it apparently.

I lol'd.

yer that can happen when you use the Ice Climber... so keep then together at all time's coz with out the other one you dont really have a recovery move...

They WERE together. =\

 

[Ceph]

They WERE together. =\

That happens when Nana doesn't realize you're close enough to her and does what she would normally do if you weren't...aka she'd try for a solo Belay. It's gay but it can be predicted at times. For me, it usually happens after lobbin' some blocks, so I wait to make sure she notices me lol

 

[ZeroFox]

That happens when Nana doesn't realize you're close enough to her and does what she would normally do if you weren't...aka she'd try for a solo Belay. It's gay but it can be predicted at times. For me, it usually happens after lobbin' some blocks, so I wait to make sure she notices me lol

Nana is just being a lazy ***** =P

 

[Raffi815]

- Smashballs weren't on

- My sister was bothering me

- I had a terrible hang over from last night

No johns.