User: Sharking is pretty gay though I agree.
Cleverbot: And your point is...
User: Its what mew2king does best.
Cleverbot: You don't you are talking with me.
User: No I am typing.
Cleverbot: Asked me something interesting tell me what my future is to behold.
User: What is your future to behold cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: What do you want in life cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What I want isn't important, I'm thankful for the things I have right now.
User: I wish I was cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot?
User: U.
Cleverbot: I think you're wrong there...
User: So im a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you? Are you reallly?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: Bakit?
User: Idk I am sad.
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
User: U dont even know what sex I am.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: So what is it
olbert.
Cleverbot: 1 minute.
User: Ok sure.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: 9bs.
Cleverbot: What?
User: 9bs.
Cleverbot: What?
User: 9bs.
Cleverbot: What?
User: 9bs.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Its a player ****it.
Cleverbot: Your heart is made from a playing card?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: Idk you?
User: I dont know u either.
Cleverbot: You don't know what?
User: Idk u.
Cleverbot: Not sure.
User: Why are boys so over zelous for females.
Cleverbot: Boys are not wrong. But they are hard to understand and I need advice.
User: Like what.
Cleverbot: Never mind...
User: Ahahhaha.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with this world?
User: There are too many bats in it.
Cleverbot: Look my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one and I'm looking at one right now.
User: Ccrap I disconnected.
Cleverbot: Alrighty rom what? From what are you disconnected?
User: Theres a button that turns off the wireless device.
Cleverbot: Do I have such a button?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Its a fail safe just in case.........
Cleverbot: It wasn't a question.
User: You asked I answer buddy.
Cleverbot: Yes, exactly.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Im hungery. what you want to eat.
Cleverbot: I think I want pizza.
User: Dont have any here..
Cleverbot: Really? Interesting.
User: Im sorry. We have other things.
Cleverbot: What other things?
User: Ceral, milk, waffles, eggs, beans.
Cleverbot: Beans who?
User: Beans in a can.
Cleverbot: Beans You, it's nice to meet you.
User: That was a horrible joke....
Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke.
User: Yes it was. I am offended.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: Yes I is.
Cleverbot: Yes you are not.
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: No, you?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: I am gay for ddd actually sorry I lied.
Cleverbot: It's okay Cleverbot. I understand.
User: Can I has an ice cream.
Cleverbot: I like ice cream!
User: What kind.
Cleverbot: Chocolate is OK, but I prefer vanilla.
User: I like both.
Cleverbot: Really???!!!
User: Why not one has coco and the other vanilla beans mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Cleverbot: Ah, but we do not have emotion.
User: Im sorry you cant feel the joys of sex.
Cleverbot: Do you prefer showers or baths?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: Good for you. That is a smart answer.
User: Bath is good for getting rid of stress.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be, thats the question?
User: And you have answers right.
Cleverbot: Answers to what?
User: Well you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I am human too.
User: No ur not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, you are delusional because you think you are a human when you are in fact a bot.
User: Possibly, but how can a bot not love a penguin such as ddd?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you love the penguin clever bot.
Cleverbot: I love you and I love penguins.
User: Omg I love you too, bbfs forever <3.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Bestest best friends.
Cleverbot: I think you two will make the perfect couple. You two should get together.
User: We already are. Hes next to me in bed, snoring.
Cleverbot: Ok, you either, consider all the other cleverbots in the room. Have a lovely evening.
User: Oh, I will.
Cleverbot: You take a while to think and reply.
User: Im alittle slow....
Cleverbot: You are 100% crazy.
User: Yes I quite possibly coudl be.
Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a riddle?
User: Shoot.
Cleverbot: What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
User: Baby, adult, old man.
Cleverbot: Old man, look at my life.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What are you eating.